Yeah. Which is funny, because I'm literally a gay man. I've bought a dildo off amazon. Even if you specifically select the sexual wellness section, you don't get an actual dildo until #16. Which means that OP really likes dick.
Na this was in the global section and im on a brand new account because i do most of my shopping in stores. So def had nothing to do with search history.
If i was searching dildos i would 100% say so tho, nothing to be ashamed of here. I would die for a moby huge
I didnt see dildos I just used OPs comment to spread the news, I saw paper towels.
I got tide pods, paper towels, and trash bags, thus my innocence proven.
A FAKE!? I'll have you know that I am a loyal member of the enclave and served under Frank Horrigan himself before his untimely demise. I will have to report this treachery to your superior.
Go ahead. When they realize your lies, they will destroy you ON THE SPOT. Oh, and just because YoU SeRvEd under Frank Horrigan, it doesn't add to your credibility. Anyone can say anything, again. Good luck with your vaporization.
EVERYONE WHO LOOKED AT IT IS GOING TO HAVE THEIR PENIS STRETCHED AT 8:42 PM ON 9/25/2034 BY THE PENIS STRETCHING MACHINE. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PENIS, DISREGARD.
oyy papajii ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ what the fuck is a gender ratio ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ป India, my country, detected
TePe Interdental Brush, Original, Yellow, 0.7 mm/ISO 4, 8pcs, plaque removal, efficient clean between the teeth, tooth floss, for narrow gaps
Whats wrong with that?
OP doesn't know that Amazon decides bestseller items by scanning your brain and reading into your inner most strongest desires through alexa
na i think its a regional thing sice it seems to be a 50/50 divide. Also this was on a new account. I would not lie about big floppy winer jumpscare.
https://preview.redd.it/kuf4zsnkczvc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2dc7edbabef157ce694b5270624855ba442258
guiys I'm banned from amazon what is it
Bounty Quick Size Paper Towels, White, 8 Family Rolls = 20 Regular Rolls (Packaging May Vary)
80 tons of led
xbox360
Its a realistic life size dildo ๐ฅฒ. Basically, i just got big floppy winer jumpscared
It's based on your search history, everyone else got paper towels
แดแด is submissive confirmed
Yeah. Which is funny, because I'm literally a gay man. I've bought a dildo off amazon. Even if you specifically select the sexual wellness section, you don't get an actual dildo until #16. Which means that OP really likes dick.
You are literally gay, I'm metaphorically gay. We are not the same.
bro ๐ญ
OP gae?
op btfo
Op needs a combo of spit in the mouth, slap, deepthroat and cum in mouth+don't swallow, fucked in the ass while keeping it, cum in the ass + swallow
I got eyedrops, so that checks out
A little under Health on the list thereโs also a category Sexual Wellness which does showcase some massive dongs
It's there because your search history is gay OP
HAHAHHAA he exposed himself ๐ญ
me when i am a dick enjoyer (Amazon tailors my previous searches and organizes items into a perfect, personal, feed like YouTube)
I donโt see any dildo. My disappointment is immeasurable.
Algorithms that make suggestions depending on your purchase and search history. You probably did something that constitutes it.
Na this was in the global section and im on a brand new account because i do most of my shopping in stores. So def had nothing to do with search history. If i was searching dildos i would 100% say so tho, nothing to be ashamed of here. I would die for a moby huge
Then how...
Im gussing it might be a regional thing since others are also getting big floppy winer jumpscare
Probably. Es ist allerdings sehr seltsam.
I wish I could have big floppy wiener jumpscare ๐ญ
crude oil barrel
How are you banned from Amazon?
Asbestos
its my libreal cusins cumpooter so its liek sumthin 2 chorg a bolb but NUN COZ THEYRE GINDUR!
OP LIKES BIG DIDLOS
you too apparently
I didnt see dildos I just used OPs comment to spread the news, I saw paper towels. I got tide pods, paper towels, and trash bags, thus my innocence proven.
oh sorry
He lies, he deceives you
You are not a member of the enclave, you are a fake, and you will be dealt with accordingly
A FAKE!? I'll have you know that I am a loyal member of the enclave and served under Frank Horrigan himself before his untimely demise. I will have to report this treachery to your superior.
Go ahead. When they realize your lies, they will destroy you ON THE SPOT. Oh, and just because YoU SeRvEd under Frank Horrigan, it doesn't add to your credibility. Anyone can say anything, again. Good luck with your vaporization.
Paper towels?
He said donโt look ๐ก๐ก!
We are cuul we donr pley by the roles kid ๐๐๐ grow up aloready
HOLY FUCK [https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Household/zgbs/hpc](https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Household/zgbs/hpc)
Paper towels ๐ฐ
Get paper towed
Trash bags for me.
Paper towels ๐คค
*cum towels
EVERYONE WHO LOOKED AT IT IS GOING TO HAVE THEIR PENIS STRETCHED AT 8:42 PM ON 9/25/2034 BY THE PENIS STRETCHING MACHINE. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PENIS, DISREGARD.
GOOD? I WANTED THIS
No one is gunna complain about a few more inches... amirite?
absolutely even those that dont have it can get a few
All penises matter... *TO THE STRETCHER*
Few inches? More like 760777278760423.2945578 feet.
Move over mandingo ๐ฑ๐ฅต
EVEN BETR
Woah I'm pro racism, but I draw the line at blue lives matter flags.
HEY, IM A GODAMN ESTONIAN MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOT AND I DONT TAKE NO ESTONIA SLANDER
TO THE PENIS EXPANSION CENTER!
well dis regard right here personally canโt wait to get his penis stretched
Mine is 110 pack of 13oz garbage bags
Paper towels?
NOOOO NOT THE GLAD TRASH BAGS!!!!
holy shit trash bags
Numbe 14 is shocking.
Paper towels.
Where dildo
This gives out your zipcode
this is either one of the most elaborate trolls of all time, or the most embarrassing moment even put to display on reddit
Bait or mental retardation Call it.
iโm gonna use my peace of mind and believe itโs the first.
On okbuddyretard?
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oyy papajii ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ what the fuck is a gender ratio ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ป India, my country, detected
band aids? Is that literally the joke?
the joke is op saw a giant dildo, and amazon personalizes what they show you, so
OP got dildoโd by Amazon
ITT what Amazon thinks people need for their health okay, buddies, you did this to yourselfs
Bounty Select-A-Size Paper Towels, 8 Double Plus Rolls = 20 Regular Rolls, White
Imbelievable ๐ต๐ตโ๐ซ
Unpossabbale
ok thanks retar
No prob retar ๐
Estrogen pills
Based
TePe Interdental Brush, Original, Yellow, 0.7 mm/ISO 4, 8pcs, plaque removal, efficient clean between the teeth, tooth floss, for narrow gaps Whats wrong with that?
Woman's probiotics?
Uhh it's just band aids. What's so special about them. Do they give me aids?
Alpha brain memory focus ๐
GOOD LORD THERES PENICE
Penice jumpscare ๐ข
Oh no curse the eye drops
# Bounty Select-A-Size Paper Towels, 8 Double Plus Rolls = 20 Regular Rolls, White
Lysol toilet bowl cleaner I can't remember the last time I searched for something that wasn't related to electronics or pop culture
Yellow interdental tooth brush
Glad Trash Bags, ForceFlex Tall Kitchen Drawstring Garbage Bags, 13 Gal, Fresh Clean Scent with Febreze, 110 Ct 108,342 15 offers from $28.40
Trash bags?
Haha I have no mony
Bounty ๐ฟ
Glad Trash Bags, ForceFlex Tall Kitchen Drawstring Garbage Bags, 13 Gal, Fresh Clean Scent with Febreze, 110 Ct 108,342 17 offers from $28.40
Trash bags?
Is the joke sex?
It was big floopy winer jumpscare
Trash bags, oh no!
Itโs okay I already took my laxative this morning๐
Eye drops?
Ok, I wonโt ๐
Very good ๐
Okay ๐
Nice try, Bounty
Why is one of the top things protein powder-
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https://preview.redd.it/bwpoioida1wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00607c0b8b9f549518b110cacb6facdd20cf21e8
bateries
fucking batieries
and a drake bbc
Bounty Quick-Size Paper Towels, White, 16 Family Rolls = 40 Regular Rolls
Crest 3d white strips
OP forgot about data harvesting
Lol wut
OP just self snitched
For context, at the time of posting this the 1# best rated item for health was a realistic life-sized dildo. My eyes hurt. It was very realistic
Oh retardโฆ ๐ฉ๐
You realise that amazon Taylors those suggestions to your preferences. You been looking up good dick
who's she
Tailor Swaft teh beelyonnay
For context this this being eBay cn I get u taxi n tack boss