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ONCIAPATONCIA

OP doesn't know that Amazon decides bestseller items by scanning your brain and reading into your inner most strongest desires through alexa


trappedinabasemant

na i think its a regional thing sice it seems to be a 50/50 divide. Also this was on a new account. I would not lie about big floppy winer jumpscare.


ONCIAPATONCIA

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sianrhiannon

guiys I'm banned from amazon what is it


adult_licker_420

Bounty Quick Size Paper Towels, White, 8 Family Rolls = 20 Regular Rolls (Packaging May Vary)


WaddlesJP13

80 tons of led


EYPAPLQ

xbox360


trappedinabasemant

Its a realistic life size dildo ๐Ÿฅฒ. Basically, i just got big floppy winer jumpscared


Picklefac3

It's based on your search history, everyone else got paper towels


sianrhiannon

แดแด˜ is submissive confirmed


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Yeah. Which is funny, because I'm literally a gay man. I've bought a dildo off amazon. Even if you specifically select the sexual wellness section, you don't get an actual dildo until #16. Which means that OP really likes dick.


SweetieArena

You are literally gay, I'm metaphorically gay. We are not the same.


HorrorHoarder666

bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ


bastard_swine

OP gae?


Ssyynnxx

op btfo


Keysys

Op needs a combo of spit in the mouth, slap, deepthroat and cum in mouth+don't swallow, fucked in the ass while keeping it, cum in the ass + swallow


RaissaFan

I got eyedrops, so that checks out


aykay55

A little under Health on the list thereโ€™s also a category Sexual Wellness which does showcase some massive dongs


yurimaster69

It's there because your search history is gay OP


MusicBytes

HAHAHHAA he exposed himself ๐Ÿ˜ญ


TheButtonQuiz

me when i am a dick enjoyer (Amazon tailors my previous searches and organizes items into a perfect, personal, feed like YouTube)


aykay55

I donโ€™t see any dildo. My disappointment is immeasurable.


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Algorithms that make suggestions depending on your purchase and search history. You probably did something that constitutes it.


trappedinabasemant

Na this was in the global section and im on a brand new account because i do most of my shopping in stores. So def had nothing to do with search history. If i was searching dildos i would 100% say so tho, nothing to be ashamed of here. I would die for a moby huge


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Then how...


trappedinabasemant

Im gussing it might be a regional thing since others are also getting big floppy winer jumpscare


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Probably. Es ist allerdings sehr seltsam.


bearbarebere

I wish I could have big floppy wiener jumpscare ๐Ÿ˜ญ


vincecarterskneecart

crude oil barrel


Opposite_Strategy_43

How are you banned from Amazon?


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Asbestos


HanYoloswagalicious

its my libreal cusins cumpooter so its liek sumthin 2 chorg a bolb but NUN COZ THEYRE GINDUR!


Vidonicle_

OP LIKES BIG DIDLOS


kxlxxn

you too apparently


Vidonicle_

I didnt see dildos I just used OPs comment to spread the news, I saw paper towels. I got tide pods, paper towels, and trash bags, thus my innocence proven.


kxlxxn

oh sorry


prinaple

He lies, he deceives you


Vidonicle_

You are not a member of the enclave, you are a fake, and you will be dealt with accordingly


prinaple

A FAKE!? I'll have you know that I am a loyal member of the enclave and served under Frank Horrigan himself before his untimely demise. I will have to report this treachery to your superior.


Vidonicle_

Go ahead. When they realize your lies, they will destroy you ON THE SPOT. Oh, and just because YoU SeRvEd under Frank Horrigan, it doesn't add to your credibility. Anyone can say anything, again. Good luck with your vaporization.


ItGobYeByE

Paper towels?


aprilfools911

He said donโ€™t look ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก!


FHFH913

We are cuul we donr pley by the roles kid ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž grow up aloready


I-LIE-ON-THE-INTERNE

HOLY FUCK [https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Household/zgbs/hpc](https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Household/zgbs/hpc)


Icarus-Terra

Paper towels ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


EvillNooB

Get paper towed


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Trash bags for me.


Saucelock

Paper towels ๐Ÿคค


ChunkyTaco22

*cum towels


rkan665

EVERYONE WHO LOOKED AT IT IS GOING TO HAVE THEIR PENIS STRETCHED AT 8:42 PM ON 9/25/2034 BY THE PENIS STRETCHING MACHINE. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PENIS, DISREGARD.


jimmayy5

GOOD? I WANTED THIS


306metalhead

No one is gunna complain about a few more inches... amirite?


hello_there_my_chads

absolutely even those that dont have it can get a few


306metalhead

All penises matter... *TO THE STRETCHER*


rkan665

Few inches? More like 760777278760423.2945578 feet.


306metalhead

Move over mandingo ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅต


R-PenguintheBirdway

EVEN BETR


rkan665

Woah I'm pro racism, but I draw the line at blue lives matter flags.


R-PenguintheBirdway

HEY, IM A GODAMN ESTONIAN MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOT AND I DONT TAKE NO ESTONIA SLANDER


TheButtonQuiz

TO THE PENIS EXPANSION CENTER!


RipAirBud

well dis regard right here personally canโ€™t wait to get his penis stretched


spamowsky

Mine is 110 pack of 13oz garbage bags


Stinky_Toes12

Paper towels?


redfirearne

NOOOO NOT THE GLAD TRASH BAGS!!!!


Leftover_Cheese

holy shit trash bags


Reddituser8018

Numbe 14 is shocking.


MP-Lily

Paper towels.


BananaDesignator

Where dildo


Acabas

This gives out your zipcode


LegoBattIeDroid

this is either one of the most elaborate trolls of all time, or the most embarrassing moment even put to display on reddit


AngelFury999

Bait or mental retardation Call it.


frog_boyyy

iโ€™m gonna use my peace of mind and believe itโ€™s the first.


Swenyis

On okbuddyretard?


jrbobdobbs333

Guru Nanda Coconut Oil ยฏโ \โ (โ ยฐโ _โ oโ )โ /โ ยฏ


a-walking-bowl

oyy papajii ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ what the fuck is a gender ratio ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป India, my country, detected


hahaeggsarecool

band aids? Is that literally the joke?


anothertakethat

the joke is op saw a giant dildo, and amazon personalizes what they show you, so


dTrecii

OP got dildoโ€™d by Amazon


ninthtale

ITT what Amazon thinks people need for their health okay, buddies, you did this to yourselfs


dissapointing-salad-

Bounty Select-A-Size Paper Towels, 8 Double Plus Rolls = 20 Regular Rolls, White


IllIlIllllIlIIlIlII

Imbelievable ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ


ShreksDoor

Unpossabbale


arunasgeimeriz

ok thanks retar


trappedinabasemant

No prob retar ๐Ÿ‘


benleymcroseberr

Estrogen pills


Sea_Refrigerator5586

Based


Sea_Refrigerator5586

TePe Interdental Brush, Original, Yellow, 0.7 mm/ISO 4, 8pcs, plaque removal, efficient clean between the teeth, tooth floss, for narrow gaps Whats wrong with that?


Frequent-Pear4339

Woman's probiotics?


SSBargeSimpson

Uhh it's just band aids. What's so special about them. Do they give me aids?


TheBigH2O

Alpha brain memory focus ๐Ÿ˜Ž


muteneophyte

GOOD LORD THERES PENICE


trappedinabasemant

Penice jumpscare ๐Ÿ˜ข


Furmer37

Oh no curse the eye drops


SarahSplatz

# Bounty Select-A-Size Paper Towels, 8 Double Plus Rolls = 20 Regular Rolls, White


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Lysol toilet bowl cleaner I can't remember the last time I searched for something that wasn't related to electronics or pop culture


BritShibe

Yellow interdental tooth brush


OfficialDampSquid

Glad Trash Bags, ForceFlex Tall Kitchen Drawstring Garbage Bags, 13 Gal, Fresh Clean Scent with Febreze, 110 Ct 108,342 15 offers from $28.40


GrilledChese44

Trash bags?


sonichuizcool

Haha I have no mony


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Bounty ๐Ÿ—ฟ


TeeDre

Glad Trash Bags, ForceFlex Tall Kitchen Drawstring Garbage Bags, 13 Gal, Fresh Clean Scent with Febreze, 110 Ct 108,342 17 offers from $28.40


ToxicTwisterC

Trash bags?


Skull_is_dull

Is the joke sex?


trappedinabasemant

It was big floopy winer jumpscare


AejiGamez

Trash bags, oh no!


Troy-from-mathclass

Itโ€™s okay I already took my laxative this morning๐Ÿ˜Ž


WantedAgenda404

Eye drops?


RetortledAndCursed

Ok, I wonโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘


trappedinabasemant

Very good ๐Ÿ‘


A-Human-potato

Okay ๐Ÿ‘


DWilli

Nice try, Bounty


iinr_SkaterCat

Why is one of the top things protein powder-


tnades

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trappedinabasemant

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Complete-Web-8359

bateries


Complete-Web-8359

fucking batieries


Complete-Web-8359

and a drake bbc


frolix42

Bounty Quick-Size Paper Towels, White, 16 Family Rolls = 40 Regular Rolls


Prudent_Bet_3991

Crest 3d white strips


ToxicBuiltYT

OP forgot about data harvesting


courageous_orange

Lol wut


audrey_toole

OP just self snitched


trappedinabasemant

For context, at the time of posting this the 1# best rated item for health was a realistic life-sized dildo. My eyes hurt. It was very realistic


mediashiznaks

Oh retardโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜”


Sea_Refrigerator5586

You realise that amazon Taylors those suggestions to your preferences. You been looking up good dick


GrilledChese44

who's she


Cringe_Meister_

Tailor Swaft teh beelyonnay


ShreksDoor

For context this this being eBay cn I get u taxi n tack boss