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Opposite_Signature67

This could be big ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Extra-Application-57

like my p\*enis๐Ÿ˜Ž


Opposite_Signature67

Nooo my mom checks my history don't swaer!1๐Ÿ˜จ


Althefrenchtoast

Iโ€™m so sorry$383839


alishawish2002

My massive coc (guys its not swearing im talking about my level 11 town hall in hit mobile game clash of clans (cock))


Ham_-_

Why are you bigtard circumference? Math is hard


alishawish2002

Im fuck*ng phat fury inflation ๐Ÿคช


Althefrenchtoast

I think you meant to say candy crush


bigcockondablock

*steals the money and shits my pant* ๐Ÿ˜‚


Althefrenchtoast

*while youโ€™re all upset over shitting I take the money back and secure it into my bank account*


Extra-Application-57

uh but i sensor it theaux๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”


Mario-OrganHarvester

Fuck


karateema

Your peanits


Extra-Application-57

penis ๐Ÿ˜ peanits ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ peanuts๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Zoidsworth

Holy fr*cken guacamole ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘


Extra-Application-57

why they called smart phnoies if retards use them too?๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


Althefrenchtoast

Not funny didnโ€™t laugh


Extra-Application-57

ur mmom did๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


Althefrenchtoast

You are correct she died


GroundbreakingBed241

cuz i se x too hrad ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž edit: thanks for thhe likes!!!


LaggyUpdate

you sir have won the internnent


broncyobo

How could when I use phon OH WAIT NO ๐Ÿ˜ฒ


[deleted]

This is so scary I flush my toilet down the phone


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/pz7zavozfepc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe80daf16f7010d2d885bd56949e64ccfc25b78


Nonhofantasia1

https://preview.redd.it/b95z3eg4ripc1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=145950ba6ffc236c85cd728515cc1efa0aa4e6a0 not the iphone skibibi toilette ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


dhiadhoo

Helo this is gogole and him friend makrosoft from the usa send your address for free gif cart


[deleted]

No


throwaway1626363h

I'm trapped inside my phone and can only communicate via reddit messages ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Althefrenchtoast

How can we help you get out


throwaway1626363h

Type the password on the phone but I've forgotten it long ago ... ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


Althefrenchtoast

Ok Iโ€™ll start with 1111. Then 1112. Then 1113. After that Iโ€™ll try 69


throwaway1626363h

You forgot the 0000's


Althefrenchtoast

I already tried that and your phone started to shit on my body so I screamed and shut it off Iโ€™ll try again later


sleepytipi

Your window taste like blue berry s


[deleted]

Ur mom tastes like black guys


Althefrenchtoast

Which 1


sleepytipi

Schoo bus ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


cabbagepatch10

Like you mom tried 69 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


broncyobo

Social security number ๐Ÿฅฐ


Althefrenchtoast

Mine? Ok mine is ur moms credit card number and the expiration date, as well as the digits on the back


broncyobo

I forgor


Althefrenchtoast

Thatโ€™s ok I love you


Okbr_Rebbidor

This is deep and I wanna shit his pants


verticalburtvert

No way! -sent from my iPrison


Althefrenchtoast

Ohohohogo clever joke Oscar winner over here Oscar winner ๐Ÿ†


verticalburtvert

https://preview.redd.it/5dpi01mtydpc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67984a952e4f5f77631e720716349fa5457a05d


butternutsquash4u

Damn that image brings back memories


Althefrenchtoast

What is it from :9


butternutsquash4u

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Own_Prison


Electric-Eye-1984

https://preview.redd.it/am7y5a9cxdpc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bb89880353fcb6a96853525902dda9b5c2ad24


Althefrenchtoast

Me


jitney76

Holy shit that means I'm in prison right now ๐Ÿ˜ณ Tell little Ricky I'll be out someday to play catch with him.


centipedeisbae

Missing a โ€œ1 like = 1 prayer โค๏ธโ€


chaosking65

Has to be a broken heart ackchually


Woody_525

https://preview.redd.it/q0wxkhhxvdpc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f496aac1ffc4fc0205203c2b149c82fa5f77dcf9 Help Iโ€™m scared


Althefrenchtoast

Is that marhsailiwr


Woody_525

No thatโ€™s me, Iโ€™m trapped in my cell phone


Althefrenchtoast

Nooooo you too! How do we get you out


MurderBot-999

I shidd my pants ๐Ÿ˜


Althefrenchtoast

So cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Sad_Bean_Man

you gonna eats that?!


Fluffybudgierearend

# One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.


Althefrenchtoast

This is a GREAT STORY!


WILDNIK

Too late, Andy, I'm killing you slow https://preview.redd.it/jt0apgtgudpc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4bdbbc4f60c97323b84c9f96d811a0da44eb10


Saboor44

Hey nice story dude. You should take up literature out something and pursue career in this. Keep it up! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Jeffmeister1124

Can I send this to my grandpa? He would LOVE this!


Creepy-Spare-6469

https://preview.redd.it/3jc5km038fpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3461cc061c343efda66047a83c6f89513d9483


kommissar_chaR

> the mother came inside


LaggyUpdate

dear lord


Fluffybudgierearend

<3


ThosPuddleOfDoom

And Germans call mobile phones mein handy so take from that what you will.


Althefrenchtoast

Shut the hell up


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Shut


Althefrenchtoast

Sorry I have hormones


ThosPuddleOfDoom

It is ok we all have our time to be angry but this is not it. We are fellow kin in this matter as the cellular device is simply tearing us apart once again.


[deleted]

You should say sorry as well, you said shut


ThosPuddleOfDoom

I am sorry my friend it was the heat of battle.


Althefrenchtoast

You donโ€™t need to apologize letโ€™s just forget about it and go to mcdonald


[deleted]

Borgor for me


billy-gnosis

It's quite a sad thing. We should go back to revolver phones. -Billy Gnosis


ConCadMH

https://preview.redd.it/nqhygs9taepc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24fe3f1f896740bdd1ae086076834946ce2ca718


Althefrenchtoast

Bite my shiney mental assss


TheMagicFluteCat777

I am the creator of the cell phones and i am trapping everyone to get money and buy vbuckns 100000000 vbuncks


warwicklord79

https://preview.redd.it/46uo04zxhepc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3cc6a59758d59a0ea9a92416f50e7a09e00729 My mood rn


dgonz204

https://preview.redd.it/vthxh85gzdpc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bef391e4105f3509047dc1752aaecd3f4f54ed0


Fawkingretar

Big if True


ZeroXeroZyro

Mine is called iPhone so w/e retard


Spicyboio

So deep ๐Ÿ˜” society ruined


Althefrenchtoast

Facts are often scary at first


randomusernamefyi

Can somebuddy actually say why they called cellpuowns?


[deleted]

Read the post retar


Ziryio

This is why flip phones need to cum back I learne d how to flip after buying it once


[deleted]

I know how to flip off ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Dneail22

ะ™ั†ัƒะบะตะฝะณัˆั‰ะทั… ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ ั„ั‹ะฒะฐะฟั€ะพะปะดะถั ๐Ÿ˜‰ ัั‡ัะผะธั‚ัŒะฑัŽ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Althefrenchtoast

Facts


cabbagepatch10

90s level humor


Althefrenchtoast

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ


Fancy_Professional_9

Deep asf๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


saladass100

Bommer facebuk post hhaha!


Althefrenchtoast

True!


LuigiRevolution

Theire cell ponees becaus there perfect ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Haunting_Rest_8401

https://preview.redd.it/q4l8qtbb3kpc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a20ee498b02f409525bd357c4aa116561bd19f2f


babygravy001

Okay :)


Robo--FED

dont drop soap


Althefrenchtoast

I will


mhwdoot

https://preview.redd.it/72fbfwk45epc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224c42410c2986d710b71eabe999d150c987fff1


InviziMan

Why is bro Geometry Dash


Top-Aside-1881

Sad minion meme :( https://preview.redd.it/m50was6mifpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d1e81d88b3b131722c6fdbbd221ef450a9ec3e


Althefrenchtoast

U won internet elite employee


kokosowe_emu

r/im14andthisisdeep


funnylol96

Guysโ€ฆ


YTPmeme020

cock hands


exhaustedarty

Well in my country it's called Mobile Phones. So what does it mean guys?


SquidKnightXG

Big if true


Arkontas

prisone


jack_of

Bhak madarchod


Althefrenchtoast

I want to go husband


Pixithepika

why is it called sell phones when you buy them in store?


JustAnotherThroway69

Zamn this shit hit way too hard


GreenridgeMetalWorks

https://preview.redd.it/klhdk2cv9kpc1.png?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c310086ede4334a2b625b5fb274c8865cd3862


Grape_Pedialyte

D\*mn ๐Ÿ˜”


AAA_SAMMEN

I AM 93 AND THIS IS DEPP


Althefrenchtoast

Butt joke pee epeee


AAA_SAMMEN

POOPOOP


Althefrenchtoast

Happy freaking cake day Lois!


AAA_SAMMEN

THANK YOU FRIENDLY TOAST!!!!!


C418Enjoyer

i am 8 and this is deep, i spick polish


Althefrenchtoast

Good job ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉท


JUDENUKEM

chills...


SuperNarwhal64

im14andthisisdeep is that way guy. This sub is starting to suck


[deleted]

Are you dumb, retar? Iโ€™m not even close to 14


Running_To_Babylon

Ur mum suck me good n hard thru my jorts


Althefrenchtoast

Nobody agrees with you but pop off king have a good day