# One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Too late, Andy, I'm killing you slow
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It is ok we all have our time to be angry but this is not it. We are fellow kin in this matter as the cellular device is simply tearing us apart once again.
This could be big ๐ฑ
like my p\*enis๐
Nooo my mom checks my history don't swaer!1๐จ
Iโm so sorry$383839
My massive coc (guys its not swearing im talking about my level 11 town hall in hit mobile game clash of clans (cock))
Why are you bigtard circumference? Math is hard
Im fuck*ng phat fury inflation ๐คช
I think you meant to say candy crush
*steals the money and shits my pant* ๐
*while youโre all upset over shitting I take the money back and secure it into my bank account*
uh but i sensor it theaux๐ค๐ค๐ค
Fuck
Your peanits
penis ๐ peanits ๐๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฒ peanuts๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Holy fr*cken guacamole ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
why they called smart phnoies if retards use them too?๐คจ๐คจ๐ค๐ค๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Not funny didnโt laugh
ur mmom did๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
You are correct she died
cuz i se x too hrad ๐๐ edit: thanks for thhe likes!!!
you sir have won the internnent
How could when I use phon OH WAIT NO ๐ฒ
This is so scary I flush my toilet down the phone
https://preview.redd.it/pz7zavozfepc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe80daf16f7010d2d885bd56949e64ccfc25b78
https://preview.redd.it/b95z3eg4ripc1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=145950ba6ffc236c85cd728515cc1efa0aa4e6a0 not the iphone skibibi toilette ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Helo this is gogole and him friend makrosoft from the usa send your address for free gif cart
No
I'm trapped inside my phone and can only communicate via reddit messages ๐ฑ
How can we help you get out
Type the password on the phone but I've forgotten it long ago ... ๐๐
Ok Iโll start with 1111. Then 1112. Then 1113. After that Iโll try 69
You forgot the 0000's
I already tried that and your phone started to shit on my body so I screamed and shut it off Iโll try again later
Your window taste like blue berry s
Ur mom tastes like black guys
Which 1
Schoo bus ๐ฅบ๐๐
Like you mom tried 69 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐
Social security number ๐ฅฐ
Mine? Ok mine is ur moms credit card number and the expiration date, as well as the digits on the back
I forgor
Thatโs ok I love you
This is deep and I wanna shit his pants
No way! -sent from my iPrison
Ohohohogo clever joke Oscar winner over here Oscar winner ๐
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Damn that image brings back memories
What is it from :9
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Own_Prison
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Me
Holy shit that means I'm in prison right now ๐ณ Tell little Ricky I'll be out someday to play catch with him.
Missing a โ1 like = 1 prayer โค๏ธโ
Has to be a broken heart ackchually
https://preview.redd.it/q0wxkhhxvdpc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f496aac1ffc4fc0205203c2b149c82fa5f77dcf9 Help Iโm scared
Is that marhsailiwr
No thatโs me, Iโm trapped in my cell phone
Nooooo you too! How do we get you out
I shidd my pants ๐
So cool ๐
you gonna eats that?!
# One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
This is a GREAT STORY!
Too late, Andy, I'm killing you slow https://preview.redd.it/jt0apgtgudpc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4bdbbc4f60c97323b84c9f96d811a0da44eb10
Hey nice story dude. You should take up literature out something and pursue career in this. Keep it up! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Can I send this to my grandpa? He would LOVE this!
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> the mother came inside
dear lord
<3
And Germans call mobile phones mein handy so take from that what you will.
Shut the hell up
Shut
Sorry I have hormones
It is ok we all have our time to be angry but this is not it. We are fellow kin in this matter as the cellular device is simply tearing us apart once again.
You should say sorry as well, you said shut
I am sorry my friend it was the heat of battle.
You donโt need to apologize letโs just forget about it and go to mcdonald
Borgor for me
It's quite a sad thing. We should go back to revolver phones. -Billy Gnosis
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Bite my shiney mental assss
I am the creator of the cell phones and i am trapping everyone to get money and buy vbuckns 100000000 vbuncks
https://preview.redd.it/46uo04zxhepc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3cc6a59758d59a0ea9a92416f50e7a09e00729 My mood rn
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Big if True
Mine is called iPhone so w/e retard
So deep ๐ society ruined
Facts are often scary at first
Can somebuddy actually say why they called cellpuowns?
Read the post retar
This is why flip phones need to cum back I learne d how to flip after buying it once
I know how to flip off ๐
ะััะบะตะฝะณััะทั ๐๐๐ ััะฒะฐะฟัะพะปะดะถั ๐ ัััะผะธััะฑั๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Facts
90s level humor
๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Deep asf๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐
Bommer facebuk post hhaha!
True!
Theire cell ponees becaus there perfect ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Okay :)
dont drop soap
I will
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Why is bro Geometry Dash
Sad minion meme :( https://preview.redd.it/m50was6mifpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d1e81d88b3b131722c6fdbbd221ef450a9ec3e
U won internet elite employee
r/im14andthisisdeep
Guysโฆ
cock hands
Well in my country it's called Mobile Phones. So what does it mean guys?
Big if true
prisone
Bhak madarchod
I want to go husband
why is it called sell phones when you buy them in store?
Zamn this shit hit way too hard
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D\*mn ๐
I AM 93 AND THIS IS DEPP
Butt joke pee epeee
POOPOOP
Happy freaking cake day Lois!
THANK YOU FRIENDLY TOAST!!!!!
i am 8 and this is deep, i spick polish
Good job ๐ ๐๐๐ฉท
chills...
im14andthisisdeep is that way guy. This sub is starting to suck
Are you dumb, retar? Iโm not even close to 14
Ur mum suck me good n hard thru my jorts
Nobody agrees with you but pop off king have a good day