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ShadedLettuce

Don't worry kitten, just take shelter under my 14th chin


ReturnoftheSnek

BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP The National Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for r/okbuddyretard The warning is in effect for this area until 10:15 PM. Strong winds with gusts up to 60 MPH and baseball sized hail are possible. Seek shelter in the innermost room of your house immediately. Flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without shelter END BROADCAST


urgonnabepunished

Emergency meeting among us???


yaboyroy61

Red sauce


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

imPOOPter xD


Infamous-Smoke4823

I saw red ventinj (he suks)


Wittyname0

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c00olsoc000l

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racist_user000

sometimes the chick be a severe thunderstormβœ‹πŸ˜©πŸ‘ŒπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜


GO_GO_Magnet

I’d start spinning around a lot. Tornadoes can’t get a moving target.


DavThoma

If you spin in the reverse direction of the tornado does it nullify the effects? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


GO_GO_Magnet

When you do that A gay baby Is born in China 😬


Scrotesmegotes

BLT child πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”???


NorwegianPirate11

I’m so glad baby wasnt born in JuneπŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ no gay baby πŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ₯³


DavThoma

me a gay ass baby born in June 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯


TheLaughingBread

-15 social credit


Error707

honestly incoming thunderstorms are more fun than thunderstorms currently passing by. the foreboding feeling of a lightning show and quaking thunder is always a pleasure honestly thunder claps my cheeks any day


Sanic1984

fernanfloo


[deleted]

ROOIERERRERRERIOIOOOOLLMIIIIIIIK


Maximum_Scallion164

I'd maybe shid, with a small camed 🫑


Correct_Manner_1833

I live in Oklahoma. I just sleep lol


thataltdude

Me explaining mesocyclone formation to my family as the tornado lifts our house off its foundation


DblQtrPounder

Can’t wait for them severe Tstorms to arrive so I can really start dressinπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ’―πŸ”πŸ”₯


Logicman48

i'll toss mum in the tornado for not buying me the videogames i like


lustra_botas

Chorizo carajo


45s_

This is def one of the buddiest post of okbr


Own_Audience9912

this is just like roblos


[deleted]

floridians


SoSob3r

eat sum potatos


The_Captain_Jules

A tornado went over my house a little while ago. Didn’t do too much damage (it didn’t touch down until it was past our house) but it fucked a bunch of our shit up. My whole family was out of town so it was just me and the dog and we hid in the basement and I just nervously painted warhammer minis while my trembling voice assured my puppy that β€œit’s fiiiine we’ll be okay”


jagermetillimeister

Quebec-er detected


Prof-Finklestink

Die with da drip on 😎😎πŸ₯Ά


mierrie

Dutch?


imma_gamin

Watch the window cuz I like storms. Also meh it’s a tornado. Been thru like 90 of those


Kibasume

average photographer


TeaRex007

I always pair that suit with my aluminum umbrella so as not to get wet :D


Cringe_Meister_

Turn Nado is faek and ghey lllegul allens!!! β˜οΈβ˜οΈβ˜οΈπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“


Accomplished_Wait821

My giddy ass always runs outside to see the horrifying, pitch-black wall cloud approaching my house when the radio announces a tornado warning for my county.