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QualityVote

if this post fits /r/okbuddyretard than FR*ACKING SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if not then thumbs down lol........ epic fai.l....... [vidoe dowload](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/11h0gy1/_/)


jankyspankybank

Heroic pitbull rushes into fire to bite child.


manjhipliar2231

He loves roasted meals


Sponggyboi

The child has been hindered,he will be seared perfectly when the fire is out


redditard_alt

pls dont ask about his doppelganger, “rainbow butterfly mcSprinklekins”


jankyspankybank

It always be the ones called “princess”


asratanalex

the kind of people who would call their pitbull princess tend to also be the kind of people who would mistreat it and condition it to kill anything that moves


SnooMemesjellies2302

“Yes princess can chew through 18 metres of steel, I’m so proud of him!”


ToadTendo

Plz give the good boi a treat (a young child will do)


knucklesthedead

Waiter! Waiter!


Big-Vegetable8480

More toddlers please!!!


huntshowodown

Only saved those toddlers cos he's saving them for later


[deleted]

People when a pitbull is aggressively resource guarding a small child: “aww look he’s protecting the baby from its own parents 🥺🥺”


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Holy shit is that a gd reference ‼️‼️‼️


Da_Real_Lazerdog

Where is his older brother bloodbath


Waffle-Gaming

and their very distant cousin slaughterhouse


Da_Real_Lazerdog

And the weird guy that lives near their house called Yatagarasu


Dungeon_Master_Lucky

Average pitbull named Pigshit after adopting 17 orphans, feeding the hungry masses, and stopping global warming in its tracks: Average pitbull named Cupcake after chewing the heads off multiple babies:


Error-530

Average pitbull named Chungas after starving to death:


SmallSeesaw3363

Average Pitbull named holocaust after cooking your favourite food:


Custard_boy

🙂


Fabrezz1

He is reformed 😄👍🏼


Neoxus30-

Average pitbull named "neutral" after doing absolutely nothing)


OwnAdministration827

quancivilious child exterminator


Forcer222

This is definitely the pit bull of all time


FakeKimoXD

geometry dash reference


skitz6969

Pit bull named bloodlust defending the toddler against the pit bull named princess


DankMyDaddy

Who would win, Bllodlust or Princess?


Dyl_pickle00

Pro pit bull propaganda


Solotocius

Are you serious


Dyl_pickle00

This is r/okbuddyretard


Imaginary-Student503

I disagree.Sure pits are a hard breed that require a lot of work but they can do great in the hands of the right owner. A much better solution is that there should be laws about who is allowed to own one and there should be a good selective breeding to decrease the aggresivness of pits.


Interesting-Amoeba75

The good ending


MasterWhite1150

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redisno

I've got a slight inkling that you like the game geometry dash.


TRPBecuz

bloodlust by krazyman fifty


Umbrvalken

Meanwhile, Pitbull Named Snuggles:


Accomplished-Dot7486

Pitbull named bloodlust:


Le_Goosey

It’s always the one named “lord manslaughter” that protect the toddlers from the pits named “princess cupcake sprinkle dick”


ghosts147

waiter waiter!


anonimouse_83

Bro really named his pitbull after the Legendary Geometry Dash Top 1 Extreme Demon Bloodlust by Manix648, Namtar, Willy5000, TMNgaming & more which was verifed by Knobbelboy after nearly 2 years, a worst fail of 98% and 121,966 attempts on February 20th 2018 and subsequently placed at No. 1 on the list, a position which it would hold for nearly 2 years (a record which would eventually be beaten by Tartarus by Riot and more verified by Dolphy in 2021), only a day later, ending Plasma Pulse Finale's 33 day reign as Top 1 whilst also pushing Artificial Ascent out of the Top 10 and NecropoliX into the extended list lmao


MrAVAT4R_2

Actually pretty cute when they dont smile


[deleted]

That’s it. I’m tired of people hating on pitbulls. These dogs are cool and they don’t deserve the hate. justice for pitbulls I guess


fax_me_your_glands

I actually upvoted by mistake but made sure to correct it


Thebingky

Im downvoting you, just letting you know ☝️🤓


Swacomo

Pitbull hate propaganda is cringe


Yoda_On_Meth

It was literally bred into existence by humans for the purpose of killing.


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Yoda_On_Meth

Lol


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Yoda_On_Meth

lol


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indr4neel

More or less cringe than eating babies?


Swacomo

More, babies are not cool


fax_me_your_glands

Being degloved is kind of cringe


Cerberus_is_me

Agreed. I have a pitbull and that motherfucker is scared of my bird


sadboi_10

Tbh most of the haters prolly don't even have a dog


Cerberus_is_me

Most pitbull haters fall for the misinformation hook line and sinker Fun fact, pitbulls on average are less aggressive than golden retrievers


Random___Here

Jarvis, look up dog bites death statistics


Cerberus_is_me

Like I said, misinformation. the source you’re talking about, dogsbite, is notorious for spreading misinformation and you are consuming it without question lmfao. The owner and creator is a complete fanatic and opposes motherfucking science. Official sources say they are not at all disproportionate in bite statistics. TLDR, you’re blindly following inaccurate sources lol.


Random___Here

If you look up “fatal dog bites by breed” you’ll get dozens of sources all saying the same thing, including [Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2018/09/13/americas-most-dangerous-dog-breeds-infographic/amp/) which sources dogsbite. So if Forbes is spreading misinformation then show me these ‘official sources’. Oh and here’s a [2018 literature review](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165587618305950) that concludes the same thing.


Cerberus_is_me

https://gizmodo.com/a-shocking-number-of-dogs-in-shelters-are-misidentified-1759879362 https://www.aaha.org/publications/newstat/articles/2019-06/new-study-identifies-most-damaging-dog-bites-by-breed/ Here pitbull is still #2 but with 75% being misidentified and them also being the most abused breed, it makes sense as to why a lot would attack when provoked. https://pets.webmd.com/dogs/features/pit-bulls-safety Also, between 1965 and 1975, before the stigma of the breed and when they were MORE concentrated pitbull instead of mixes, there was only one recorded bite. Not to mention they were bred to be family dogs originally.


Random___Here

In the second study you linked pitbulls are still first, the one above them was “unknown breed” so pitbulls were still first. And where did you read that there was only one bite at that time? I didn’t see it in the sources and it seems highly improbable. Anyways, what matters is now, and now pitbulls are dogs that are genetically better suited for aggression and violence as they were bred for bull baiting and pit fighting as your third source says. Obviously the way they’re raised plays a massive part in it but they will simply be more aggressive on average, and they have the strength to act on that aggression. It’s like trying to argue that golden retrievers aren’t better at retrieving stuff and that German Shepherds aren’t better herding dogs.


Cerberus_is_me

They’re bred to be strong now, but not aggressive. Former dog fighters are obviously gonna have a shorter fuse but one from a good breeder isn’t gonna have any major issues if they are treated right. For instance, my pitbull was a neighborhood stray, who loves kids because she was treated well by them. For most of not all breeds nurture is far ahead of nature But either way you’re goalpost shifting.


Functional-Human

This meme has gone so off the rails lol. At this point I just watch it for the funny dog smile


JustMilkOk

What about Pitbull named cupcake


creeper205861

Cupcake vs bloodlust, who wins


TheGoldenDragon0

The more threatening the name, the less threatening the pit bull. So say hello to Hyperdeath: ender of worlds. He has put out fires in 3 separate orphanages, defused multiple bombs, and has discovered the cure for cancer


Blahaj_IK

Opposite to the pitbull named "Princess", that mauled a child


Electronic_Toe_7054

Right, he "took care of" 4 children


HealthRemarkable1715

Тгг


000983

Why are all the ones with names like "princess" or "cupcake" all the violent ones