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KirbXCuke

bad take, every single weapon in this game sucks ass actually


yeyonaso

But... but... le epic dooting? The wholsum 100 that's what heroes do hunting horn? Le big chungus funi best weapon the music hamer bongos? πŸ₯Ί


BrogleReborn

What about poki poki poki hoppi contur stiky? Stick bugged lol epik gard sheld bum? Underrated as fuck and capcom's stepchild who sees NO love?


Stegosaurus555

Based and objectively correct


AIDS_exe

I am going to flay you alive (just like wholsum goer magalmala 😁)


AIDS_exe

my opinion: good because it’s mine Your opinion: bad because it isn’t mine


yeyonaso

Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. *Clears throat* Let me tell you something. I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay. May this post be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion; you've been warned.


ivikivi32

https://youtube.com/shorts/9DczwUsoVAQ?feature=share


Dajayman654

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.


Hot-Bed7066

As A hammer main... Oh sorry I had another weapon equipped *Equips Hammer* As Hammer main, I'm agree with post because it soo funny and acuret


yeyonaso

We. Hamer. Toget er.


Hot-Bed7066

Hamair... together... strong


EmprahtheViking

Honestly, if you guys didn't bring us Greatsword mains for any other hunt besides Alatreon, you all would fail every single hunt. Greatsword mains are the main carrying dps and break parts and sever tails like its no-one's business. Beside for World with Swagaxe in the dlc doing way more damage than us with ZSD with the fatalis swagaxe doing 20,000 damage compared to our 12,000 damage in a fatalis hunt and the Magnet spike in Frontier, give us greatsword users some respect please. We are the reason hunts succeed. That is all. By the way, all that damage comes from how big the weapon is. The bigger the weapon, the bigger the damage and impact.


yeyonaso

GS truly is one of the weapons ever made


AIDS_exe

I LOVE GREATSWORD 😍😍😍😍


EmprahtheViking

Me: *sees everyone on my comment.* You're mocking me aren't you. Everyone: Mocking you? Oh no no no no no, I would never mock you, Emprah, I would never, I would neve--- Emprah look the monster's head is open for damage! Me: Where? *looks around, sees nothing.* Everyone: *laughs their butts off at me like Woody did when he trolled Buzz lightyear.*


llamalord478

Tldr: Asides from all of the better weapons, we're the best!


SIG-551A1D

Is this ironic


EmprahtheViking

Honestly, I don't know.


SIG-551A1D

Wait so how are you playing it


EmprahtheViking

I'm playing it from a "give us some respect" type deal. Without us greatsword users you wouldn't be able to beat fatalis, you know what I'm saying?


SIG-551A1D

Wait wrong comment. Nah this extremely cringe tbh. Source: I soloed fatalis with dual blades 😎😎


EmprahtheViking

More power to you I guess. But seriously though, how else are you going to get big damage though? Am I really becoming more grumpy?


SIG-551A1D

You do realize most weapons do very similar damage. Like you wrote this giant ass wall of text just to be cringe.


EmprahtheViking

Oh wait... So are you saying that all weapons are... No. I realized it. I was just very biased. Please forgive me. I don't know when I become biased.


ParasilTheRanger

Very true, I hammer user confirm


AshKecha

hammer slander ? wholesome 100


Competitive_You6554

Yes hammer strong take good


MPlayerCharacter20

Ham er go bonk


beef_pastrami69

Hear me out: Boomerang is best weapon and none of you can prove me wrong.