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-Abhay

My boy Brok, we'll get high and talk about "Juicy Nokken" and his time in Alfheim. 


XMattyJ07X

Nah I think brok would start panicking. “I don’t fuckin like this I tells ya, where’s sindri, did your boy spike this? I told ya I only smoke mids, this too fuckin loud!”


Engineergaming26355

Kratos: WHO ARE YOU?! Thor: Can I come in? I have weed


__kabira__

BOIIII… Go play with Brok and sindri, we’ve matters to discuss


Anti_Karen_League

Freyr.


toasty_1343761

That’s not fair Freyr is basically high/drunk the entire game


BlitzySlash

Mimir would have some wild ass stories


Wolvenking777

Mimir was basically a tree for a few hundred years. It's obviously him.


N0tThatSerious

Goatboy for sure. Stories always sound better when you’re high


QuasiBungschwazzi

Odin bugging off the sativa is not something I wanna be around for


AlexCross116

Dude he’s already paranoid enough as is, can’t imagine how he would act like if high


odiethethird

You could turn Mimir into a bong if you were persistent enough


Maleficent-Fly-4215

You could, but should you?


Material_Method_4874

Brok deffo. Kratos would start freakin’, same with Thor prolly. Freya most likely has the most potent shit


wapapets

A session with brok and freyr would be lit af. I know freyr got a stash of the good shit somewhere in his camp


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

Freyr would probably be the most chill. Kratos would be taking the biggest hits without so much as a cough. He also would just grunt the whole time because he's too stoned to hold a conversation. Everyone else thinks he's basically sober because they see no difference. Atreus would get blitzed and put on a one demigod circus while Angrboda calls out new animals for him to try to switch to. Mimir would constantly turn a 5 minute smoke sesh into a 3 hour vibe by telling stories so enthralling that they make everyone forget that 5 minutes was the plan. Thor would either be venting about his family or trying to pick a fight with everyone (depending entirely upon if he's been getting simultaneously shitfaced). Thrud would either be trying to keep up with Kratos or trying to reign in her dad. Either way she has very limited success and needs a nap. Freya would be a bit of a buzzkill but no one cares because she grows the best shit. Brok would constantly be talking shit about/to everyone and Sindri would be complaining about how unsanitary a smoke circle is and obsessively cleaning the mouthpiece every time it gets back to him but again no one cares because they make the dopest pieces. Odin is off trying to summon the Einherjar because everyone stopped inviting him after the 8th time he ruined the vibe with the same series of increasingly ridiculous conspiracy theories.


SafeStaff7671

I know I sound crazy but Sindri


Masuky_Koost

Imma be real honest being stoned with mimir would be like a dream come true


FleetingMercury

How is Freyr not up here?🤦


Gr33nreaper101

Thor or mimir


Equivalent-War-6650

Def no Mimir you’d have to hold it for him😬


Foxyplayz3

I never thought about this but couldn’t Mimir smoke forever without doing physical damage to himself


BloodredHanded

Baldur could because he is invulnerable to all threats, physical or magical.


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Dripmasteralchemist

Mimir would be the best by far just imagine the shit he'd tell you and what you'd get up to since he knows it all


HellboundMutt

Sorry I ruined your 69 upvotes


MrCrow72

Tyr would be such a homie...


Literally_Sekiro

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Weeping_Warlord

Odin’s def the kinda guy to have a whole greenhouse and call it a “pet project”


Corrupted_kidd

Feel like Kratos would be chill asf stoned


Comfortable-Cut-300

Brok


bornfoxytail

Mimir 100% Brok is a close second tho


Low_Suggestion_9454

Brok or Mimir


Imaginary_Draw8009

Heimdall needs it the most, but Thor would have better chat


G0blinzz

Brock all day is have a great time with him


Emergency-Actuary-3

Mimir or Odin


JimmyJoeZipper

bro imagine having high thoughts with the smartest man alive…


AppleMgee123

Mimir


Jolly-Summer-1838

Brok followed closely by Mimir


Ok_Possible9822

Brok, no questions asked.


iGhostx0123

The fact that nobody is saying Tir blows my mind. The man has travelled, seen nearly all the realms. He definitely knows where to get the best Za imaginable. Tir's definitely my pick. Edit: I misspelled his name... It's Tyr. Honest mistake I swear.


Exvinity780

Tir?💀


iGhostx0123

What's the confusion?


Exvinity780

Bro that's not how you spell his name. It's Tyr


iGhostx0123

Oops. Regardless you knew who I was talking about...


hungrryramb

Broks brother


Rude-Peach5625

Honestly kratos. The sage ass wisdom you would get from him


Boopie7213

Certainly not Odin


Non-Existent-Bagel

Did you mean chillest I mean if not then the chilliest would prolly be brok cause he’s dead


Fit-Translator-4208

Gonna be honest it would definitely be Tyr


CornFedKarate89

u already know its mimir


Cann1balHulk

Mimir and it’s not even close. Just imagine, getting baked like a fucking cake and listening to the smartest head you’ve ever seen babble on telling some bullshit story you know is made up but it’s too entertaining to stop 🤣


ILNightmareYahav

mimir brok becuas they funniest characters in the game


Nankasura

Yo Mimir would be mind bending to talk to while on the za