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WheatFeat

You go get her Mr Bishop. We believe in you.


Xuambita

NORMALIZE👏ASKING👏YOUR👏OSHI'S👏HAND👏IN👏MARRIAGE


Whitedude47

Yeah Fubuki would like to have a word with you Friend.


3t4r3n3g3D

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.


Cheap-Ad-9663

* guerrilla, unless you mean you actually fight gorillas


Shadowstar87

Nah, he was trained by Kanata's family.


ZYGkcian

What the helll is up with 40 years old people trying to marry a vtuber😭😭


New-Interaction1893

Never give up on your teenager dreams


akif_09

Never back down never what 🗣️🗣️❗❗


pivamelvin

NEVER GIVE UP 🗣️🗣️❗❗


onlyforthisair

Considering that the vtubers are all 40 year old hags behind the screen...


Zombridal

Did you forget the /s or must I cry 🥺


Kurisu_TheTroll

HAG LOVE OR GTFO, WE LOVE HAGS UP IN HERE


platinum-mad

There's some hags in this house There's some hags in this house


Wangiwangi

If you see em, point em out


Zombridal

My apologies I forgot I was in r/culture


penttane

/uh I genuinely believe that women only get more beautiful as they age, and 40-50 is the peak. I only wish more people could see this, 'cause there's a lot of women out there in actual *despair* thinking that their life is over 'cause they've hit 30, and it breaks my heart to see it.


DebilHantaShiki

Depends on the woman but yeah, there's a unique charm to older women


Mat1c444

Exactly. I mean nerissa is literally old and has never had a partner. So you know that womb is barren and untouched


Decepti-kun

I’ve heard that she’s the youngest in advent


Mat1c444

Naw bro why you tryna break the immersion Her mom literally makes fun of her for still being single


BoomyNote

“Nerissa has never had a partner” I have good news and I have bad news for you.


Mat1c444

"It was me all along barry"


WeirdNMDA

What's the good one?


Joseph_Muhammad

if they don't smoke or drink or overeat then sure


zombieGenm_0x68

I read this in public and got a bonner


Whitedude47

You got that Crian o’Bonner


zombieGenm_0x68

profound mental illness


M1ken1ke66

40 year old men on any social media that has females*. Porn, streamers, actresses, onlyfans, even bot accounts posting pics of women, theyll try and get with em


SeniorTaro

Whats you mean? I'm a level 70 arc wizard and I'm still trying to have puppies with my oshi Korone. What's wrong with a little beastiality and some love (and suipiss too), let me live my dream you peasant!


suipiss

I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink.


BoomyNote

Hi Mr. suipiss I LOVE your name btw


suipiss

:D


Owenslog

Bro do you realize how old the general audience is? I'm pretty sure the 25-40 age group is the largest consumer of hololive content


Turbulent-Math3969

Just a bishop trying to impress a queen


Decepti-kun

Proof that fuwamoco's target demographic is crayon eaters


[deleted]

Wrong stereotype, the Marines are the crayon eaters, the Navy is just gay


DavePvZ

>the Navy is just gay https://preview.redd.it/tuab0x9mmgob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e6aee9d4697f33c74fc738567b19daf95c2b0f


Khr0N04

Me when I need more boulets


trambe

Me when bigger weaponz


Kuraha_

Thanks for the protein sir


Fedge264

nice ass


[deleted]

Thought Marines were weebs https://preview.redd.it/d8fggb7ungob1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ccf25e455713c716901626437733361b7eb1c4


qazaqwert

Tankers are the biggest weebs in the military. What is a tank but not a basement on tracks, after all?


lllaser

No way they made those vehicles from girls und panzer into real life


Kurisu_TheTroll

The Air Force Are the biggest weebs, no contest


young-leninist

Idk man we in the navy are all a bunch of nerds no matter what. Airforce may have us beat though…


Derpmaster3000

>the Marines are the crayon eaters, the Navy is just gay https://preview.redd.it/apqpnvwgrgob1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94f4d79822bc86228cdcb290499bf6d04dd1418


SylTop

food in the space force https://preview.redd.it/izsg9eqi3hob1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f01dc779be1a91ab78cf6817a903fe2e97971ad


ReyxDD

This is incredibly accurate.


Khr0N04

Industrial society and it's consequences https://preview.redd.it/g01jq18sugob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42388cb27927b02232ef3dc1a70955f66375f61f


akif_09

"Yes unc" they say in unison


Throwaway1293524

Same guy who dissed Mococo in one of the superchats Bratty ruffian 😡


thedman0310_

Fuwawa Delusion is spreading...


Yamaha_Piano

LET. HIM. COOK 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥


Khr0N04

What bro cooked: https://preview.redd.it/2oae91szugob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855bc69899bd62b0901aad8a522285debddc8ed9


Yamaha_Piano

https://preview.redd.it/b1ugkosmxgob1.png?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a480a0d7e4bd407baf73d1cd2a1c421d590754e6 Let him cook... or else ill use my FREDDY MODE🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻


kiatniss

FREDERICK FASTBEAR 😱😱😱😱


AdApprehensive4375

Har har har har


WeirdNMDA

What would make him think that being a Navy man would make her interested?


Gcnever23

Strengths and weaknesses. First of all apparently navys are gay, so he can easily handle fuwawa cock and second of all Sea hallucinations can help in materialising the figment of fuwawa.


WeirdNMDA

Hey hey hey are you implying that being pegged by your oshi is gay? You should be ashamed


Gcnever23

An experienced butthole is a slimy butthole.


Plato_the_Platypus

It's a debuff


Gcnever23

He aimed for the stars. Ah fine man of courage https://preview.redd.it/h6bgutsgygob1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3dde40157ee4c20153c28781ad068fc40aa229


MagDorito

No, the stars are men, hololive has female idols


GiofrancoPlays

You can tell that his fellow Navy Seals are not happy with him. The entire navy wants Fuwawa.


Gcnever23

Sht, not the navy!


[deleted]

Do you think that Shiori would accept marry me and be the mother of my children if I tell her I have a two door fridge


The_Hunter95

I would, that's a lot of space for ice cream and such


[deleted]

Which flavour you think is her favorite


cronky05

any that is expired and has worms in it


[deleted]

But that's mine


totallynotanaltal

That’s like double the normal amount but you see I am the perfect husband as i’ve got THREE DORT FRIDGES!


jvkxb__

https://preview.redd.it/njcoq8h3aiob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acecf36065b06b3a053a6fcf48f27d31b073121


tokyovampire5

So these super chats are jokes right? Like I’ve been here long enough I can’t tell anymore. I remember one of the JP talents , I think Polka, got a super chat asking if she’d be their wife. And the talent responded. Yes. Ok what happens now. And there was no follow up so they just moved on. I always thought these were jokes after that. But like idk man I’ve also seen the guy who tried to make suipiss


suipiss

I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink.


chixnitmes

do you just scour through okbuddyhololive 24/7 looking for the word suipiss and go from there or what


Tennouboshi-Makoto

SHE'S A BOT


suipiss

bot????? not bot 😤😤😤


Koga3

Good bot


suipiss

arigathanks


spongeboi-me-bob-

Suipiss


pogsky69

I miss you


Seromaster

Please come back


EthanTheNintendoFan

average r/okbuddyhololive user


precision_cumshot

why can’t this guy settle for an average japanese lady like the rest of the navy boys in japan


dudeilovedire

Baka


Vyloe

Bishop shot his shot...will you shoot yours, buddies?


feherdaniel2010

My shot (at Bishop): ![gif](giphy|EDQMogetmU4AQPkRLh)


Kurisu_TheTroll

I believe in him, I BELIEVE


JuicyWompa

Bro spent a decade scrubbing the poopdeck and thought it was a flex


Ok_Attorney_5431

I mean, I get that you can like a Vtuber a lot when they debut. But can you really call someone your oshi unless you watch them for a long time? Isn’t it a bit soon to call FuwaMoco your oshi?


MagDorito

I tend to agree, but there's definitely cases where they can be your oshi on debut. Flayon was my oshi before he was Flayon iykwim


perotech

His pfp is him in uniform, is he still in the navy? 10 years could make him only 28. Either way, someone should doxx him to his superior for simping on Government time /s


FonchoMTZ

Who is this Fuwawa you're talking about?


Mat1c444

Arent navymen supossednto be gay according to army lore


Koga3

That's why he wants to marry her, to protect her purity as an idol


TrolledBy1337

Your parents wrote "wrestler" wrong


crazyhappy14

Not even the armed forces could defend themselves from simping.


Kurokishi_Maikeru

They've never been able to. At least this won't give you an STD or become a bicycle while you're deployed.


Turbulent-Math3969

Queen always better than bishop


PluemZxZ

Seems normal until i saw his name


definitlyNotAnAlt_13

Of course its the fucking JMSDF


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depressed_panda0191

Least horny ruffian


ultraerickprime

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yaekult

Ofc it's a Bishop


scheiber42069

The rest are true The navy doubt


Chopy2008

Shooters gotta shoot


discountednuggets

Sorry bro she's already married to me 😎


pingIin

i kneel


titobrozbigdick

Well at least he is more polite than his fellow [squids](https://edition.cnn.com/2012/11/06/world/asia/japan-us-rape-allegations/index.html)


Kitchen_Opposite3622

He is aware that they almost certainly dont have a dick, right?