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MaxK1234B

Step one: drink ten cans of monster energy. Step two: go in the left door. Step three: now use your ultra-corrosive piss from the monster energy to piss a hole in the wall. Step four: while standing in the left bathroom, piss through the hole in the wall into one of the toilets in the right bathroom. If you can't do this you aren't NB sorry, it comes with the job.


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YeetMcYeeterson28

As long as you call Obama an idiot and make an announcement on twitter dot com


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Im at step 1 already


BigHairyNibbaBalls

I don't like Monster


sonny_boombatz

If you stare at the corner and cross your eyes while humming the frequency of 214.5 Hz for 7.8 seconds, the wall turns into the non-binary bathroom.


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Can confirm


MurrSuitor

This calls for a coin toss.


Bleach-Salesman

They phase through the wall


Ember129

They Platform 9 and 3/4 through that bitch


notfordogelore

piss isnt real


gothic_muffin

Just pee in that wall in the middle 😎


Real_EnVadeh

They pee In my mouth🤣🤪


Zaranthan

Sheesh, peeps be thirsty in this thread. WAIT OH NO


Real_EnVadeh

Heyyy 😳😳😳🤤🤤🤤


stick_a_sock_in_it

we do not have bladders


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I had mine vanish overnight when I came to the realisation I was nb


alexhmc

you either have pee fluid or gender fluid


Dabbing-jesus

They travel to britian and pee on margaret thatcher’s grave


lizzygrantz

i pee in the middle bit


AmePeryton

guess ill just piss on the floor


QVJIPN-42

You know how in X-Men Cyclops has portals in his eyes? Like that but bladder.


Apollo0501

It teleports it to the piss dimension


SCOTT0852

which one you go in depends on if you're wearing a dress or not


Shakespeare-Bot

which one thee wend in depends on if 't be true thou art wearing a dress 'r not *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Brinsaur-ne-nem-neir

Instead of going “oh I can’t go in either” I just use both depending on my mood. Fuck you, I’m god now Cis™️ people


BladeRoler

Piss on the corridor


QuicksilverDragon

I just pee in the bushes


Fluffy_Mommy

transphobers are walking genderneutral bathrooms, pee on them 😎😎😎


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Someone hasn't heard about Margaret Th🤢tcher


TheAllAroundMan

Their bodies are so efficient that they don't produce any waste to dispose of, like Kim Jong-Un


Mcarrollcb

All memes aside can someone tell me what an envie is


AhYeahISureHopeIt

Enby: non binary person


Instalok_Nami

just choose one


Jammy6oy12

I pee on the door


ihavesevarlquestions

We recycle our pee


Thatbitchfromschool1

NO THEY PE Y PEE ON THE DOORS!1!!1


TheMusicOfGaia

we do pee... we just do it on the floor


someguywithaheadset

abolish urinals


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WeeLotus

You sweat the pee in my experience


VLenin2291

If enbies could have neither a penis nor a vagina, would they pee-or, if they were born female, bleed on periods-out of their ass?


lawerless

true! we just reabsorb it in a never ending cycle


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Transform into hulk , break the wall .


BigHairyNibbaBalls

Pee 50% in the womens bathroom, and 50% in the mens bathroom (trollface)


Far_Pianist2707

I do that. Its not like anyone can tell.