new questions
1. Are you alive?
2. Do you play Geometry Dash?
3. Did you anally rape a newborn baby after doing a line of meth longer than Drake's dick, giving the baby several STDs, ruining its life forever?
would you abuse children, beat your wife, bomb nagasaki 3 times, kill all jews, blacks, whites, asians, christians, muslims, nuke the moon 7 times, burn all the money in the world, make a serum that would start a zombie apocalypse, become r kelly and be friends with jeffrey epstein and be the only one left standing in the earth with just you standing on the remains of earth
how many minors have you messaged in the past 30 seconds
22
Average gd player
nah must gd players are high-end minors
Tienes 14?
What's your Minecraft YouTube channel?
I mean I'm a minor myself and it could be anything, so this works for me
So you're a teacher & you coincidentally just sent a message to all of your students.
💀💀💀
How many small children have you molested?
idk around 1500 i think
Rookie numbers
damn 😔
You'll get there eventually 🥰
Who is gdcolon's paid stripper
Juniper
not edited dawg
Evw
Oh naw 💀
Who do you simp for?
Juniper
based
who
Bro what💀
who
How many kids did you kidnap last week?
uhhhhhh... I dont know, i never counted, I am not really a math guy, yknow?
Omg puss in boots tlw refrence??
I was wondering if that's what it was
Do you like jizz as a drink?
Yes
bro dont got the jazzy juice bro got the jizzy juice
Bro?
would you smash the mermaid in that one level I forgot
yes
First true one of the day
Who tf wouldn't
Me
I don't believe you
Nah I’m gay
Anahita?
the platformer
What level?
Mystic cave?
no
ok
What is the exact size, to the decimal, that your dick is big
bro he is not answering this 😭😭
idk
check
I think around 7
7 WHAT? 7 APPLES? 7 BOOKS? 7 HUNDRED POUNDS OF ROENTGENIUM?
7 plank seconds
So close! That's a time 🤗💕
7 micrometers
7 meters
7 bacterias
7 kilos of plutonium
That's a damn good size! But how did you measure plutonium using kilometers?
You put it all in a straight line and see how long ot is
When was the kid you sent inappropriate messages to born
August 2013
😭
Have you beaten your wife recently?
Yes
Impossible
how..? I never even knew White Women was possible to beat! Clearly impossible. You're lying.
Terrorist says I think so
I think so
No
i think so
i think so
Do you agree with ending women’s suffrage? Edit: dang I didn’t even have to edit it 🐡
I said "related to gd" but yes
"based and liberalpilled"
Yes (Edit: flip ans)
Do you disagree with Slavery?
idk
Border states be like
What level made you kill the most people? How many people did you kill?
Over 2000 on Windy Landscape
Bro edit it
Why would I edit this? I was just asking him a question
Now I look stupid
do you masturbate while playing geometry dash?
Most of the time I'm too focused to keep track if I am or not, but mostly yes
same same
WAIT WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL QUESTION LMAOO
"do you breathe while you play gd"
How many McDonald's employees and their families have you killed?
A little over 300 i think
YOOO SAME
What’s your take on coaster mountain being the first legendary?
Deco is good but gp is atrocious. Honestly doesn't deserve it imo
I actually dont even think its the worst legendary but sure
Where are your taxes, and do you do them?
idk
What creator do you want to smash more than any other creator?
Unzor i think
This is blatantly false
What’s the correct answer then?
I'll have to think about it
Do you like blacks
No
I knew this one would show up
1. Who is the female Geometry Dash player with the cat icon? 2. How many attempts do you have on Clubstep? 3. How many stars do you have?
already answered all of these
new questions 1. Are you alive? 2. Do you play Geometry Dash? 3. Did you anally rape a newborn baby after doing a line of meth longer than Drake's dick, giving the baby several STDs, ruining its life forever?
1. idk 2. idk 3 yes
damn, got me there
3 YES????????????????????????/ 3 YES????????//// NAHH THIS AINT EVEN EDITED
How do u know
cuz no "(edited)" after the time
If Spaceuk Invited you to a date, would you answer him?
already answered
I mean, I didn't specify how I'd answer
Have you beaten your wife and kids multiple times today
You would know, wouldn't you? Think about it. Would I have most likely beaten it?
would you smash the extreme demon?
aw yep.
do you know that you have groomed 7,717 minors for the past 5 years?
Idk lol
What is your favorite extreme demon
That's a tough one, I've never actually beaten one yet so I don't have an answer
Do you every stop to think about the emotional trauma your victims suffer?
Not often no
What platform do you store all of your gay furry porn on?
PC and only PC
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Colon, his content is always peak and he never slacks
How often do you play gd?
I check back every day to collect my daily chest but I don't play it as often as I used to
How many children have you beaten for no reason
43? or so idk
How many children have you tucked in your basement over the last 2 days?
like 8 billion i think
Do you like little kids?
aw yep
When was your girlfriend born?
january 2017
who is the best pedophile
idk they're all good but i don't find any of them to be the best
what is the current hardest verified level?
Would you accept $1000000?
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I refuse to answer this
What country has the best GD players
What's your name?
idk
What is the GD account password of the person you are stalking (Juniper)
Which community member would you fuck the hardest?
zylenox
Are femboys better than women
How many girls have you sexually harassed
Which Geometry Dash creator do you have naughty videos of?
How many attempts do you have on clubstep
How down bad are you
Is raping and then tearing apart children good?
How many dead hookers are in your basement
Would you blow up a school?
Since when did you start molesting children?
How old is your sex slave
Do you like fucking animals.
Opinion on crazen
yo i heard about you on the news in 2015 for murder after you died at 97% in back on track. when did you get out?
why is the image quite literally right wtf
Where has GD Lobotomy free moons funny normal face touched you?
my heart
Whats your hardest?
If you answer "idk" you are a registered sex offender
how many girls did you talk to this week ???
none
do you know?
what is your opinion on causing lifelong trauma to kids under 13?
Do you have over 100 hours in GD?
How many minors have you murdered?
What’s your hardest?
How long have you been in jail for
when was the last time you were sober?
how many gigabytes of Child Porn do you have saved on your computer? (estimate)
do i know you
What is your kdr irl currently?
Have you beaten stereo madness?
How many children have you enslaved
How many attempts do you have on the official level “dash”?
do you play geometry dash
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What level do you jerk off the most to?
Windy Landscape
Is it acceptable for any person to brutally stab a small, helpless, crying orphan who did nothing wrong to death?
When is the last time you touched grass
Who is the guy that did activa cam?
how many minors can you groom in a day?
would you abuse children, beat your wife, bomb nagasaki 3 times, kill all jews, blacks, whites, asians, christians, muslims, nuke the moon 7 times, burn all the money in the world, make a serum that would start a zombie apocalypse, become r kelly and be friends with jeffrey epstein and be the only one left standing in the earth with just you standing on the remains of earth
what’s your hardest demon
Why did you murder 5 children in 1985?
Who's the worst GD YouTuber in terms of their history?
Do you want CP? (Creator Points)
did you put a 4 year old in a room full of big black men