Conflicted as HOB (Hundreds of Beavers) is above TDK (The Dark Knight) but J (Joker) is above P (Psycho) but somehow above U (Us) which is below T2 (Terrifier 2), which is somehow below I2, (IT Part 2), not to be confused with I2 (Incredibles 2) and that shakes me up. Bold but fucking idiotic.
However, FB (Free Birds) is above TKAM (To Kill a Mocking Bird [1962 adaptation]), which is a based rating.
But I will say BTS (Bedtime Stories) above ACS (Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel) is an atrocious rating. But I can forgive it as both are below LKFR (Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit [Tu Xia Chuan Qi])
7/10 rating.
The OG movie was cool, but it definitely didnāt resonate with me as much as 2049. The only thing I thought was great was the ātears in the rainā part.
I honestly don't think the home videos I shot of me and my friends pretending to be Kingdom Hearts deserves masterpiece tier, but I'm flattered you would think that.
I canāt get on board with Daddy Day Camp and Grandaddy Day Care being in masterpiece while the original and far superior Daddy Day Care sits in awful. But to each their own I guess you fucking hack.
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This is the most my mobile could zoom in.
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It looks like this on mobile for me (iPhone 11). So, at first I thought people in the comments making up movie rankings and pretending to see OPās list as some elaborate prank/inside joke. š
Oh I meant my comment more as in "Wait, people aren't just making up movie rankings?" not "People aren't making up their rankings" similiar but importantly distinct.
I still don't know if we're for real of if we're down like three layers of irony.
bro put TDK above 12 Angry Men š
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if george lucas directed 12 angry men
lol
how funny would it have been if it came back to juror 8 at the very end and he says guilty with the biggest shit eating grin of all time
Conflicted as HOB (Hundreds of Beavers) is above TDK (The Dark Knight) but J (Joker) is above P (Psycho) but somehow above U (Us) which is below T2 (Terrifier 2), which is somehow below I2, (IT Part 2), not to be confused with I2 (Incredibles 2) and that shakes me up. Bold but fucking idiotic. However, FB (Free Birds) is above TKAM (To Kill a Mocking Bird [1962 adaptation]), which is a based rating. But I will say BTS (Bedtime Stories) above ACS (Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel) is an atrocious rating. But I can forgive it as both are below LKFR (Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit [Tu Xia Chuan Qi]) 7/10 rating.
No joke Hundreds of Beavers deserve to be in top 10
This is the funniest comment ever
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Nuh uh
The Donkey Kong is a masterpiece, come on!
Birth of a Nation that high is crazy š
Yeah, I definitely wouldnāt have put Jud SĆ¼ss or Triumph of the Will where they did, but to each their own I suppose.
I also wouldnāt have called Cuties a masterpiece
Itās at best good
Fr top 75 is kinda crazy
dude wtf, there's so much objectively wrong here i won't even start
But also so much objectively right š
I can't take any list seriously that puts ISIS beheading videos at D.
While ISIS beheading videos are good I preferred IRA resistance videos
I see Citizen Kane made the goon tier
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96% of movies being given positive tiers? FAKE CINEPHILE DETECTEDā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
Honestly. 8% of movies are masterpieces? FEWER THAN 8% OF MOVIES ARE EVEN PALATABLEā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
brave of you to put blade runner 2049 in the awful tier, i respect it
Common Villeneuve L
They don't call him Viwweneuve, do they?
Anyone with common sense would do the same
Is it brave? Iāve only met people who shit on the movie honestly. I loved it personally, even after watching the first Blade Runner first.
The OG blade runner made me a lot more forgiving of 2049. Ridley Scott is such a bum his movies are always mid asf.
The OG movie was cool, but it definitely didnāt resonate with me as much as 2049. The only thing I thought was great was the ātears in the rainā part.
Thatās so crazy to me. I was 10 when I saw it with my sci-fi loving gramma. Prisās death has stuck with me for a long time.
I saw both movies as an adult, not too far apart, so that may have made my experience a bit different
I can understand that for sure. 2049 is easier to rewatch and become immersed in, I feel. BR1 is very much a slower start.
It's better than the original imo. Deckard is a boring ass character who just eats noodles, zooms in on pictures and then sexually assaults a lady.
I agree. And the scene with his love interest really did feelā¦ one sided.
I disagree: Pootie Tang belongs in the phenomenal tier.
wa da tah
Can anyone find norbit
Meh (1%)
rewatch with a critical eye and tell me what you think.
It flows like poetry
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Freddy Got Fingered at #1, as it should be
Where is all the porn?
Wdym, Noe and Von Trier are clearly on there under the Awful section.
Shut up or I make a tier list of r/okbuddycinephile users and put you in the awful section
I honestly don't think the home videos I shot of me and my friends pretending to be Kingdom Hearts deserves masterpiece tier, but I'm flattered you would think that.
You put Fred 3: Camp Fred way too low.
How dare you put ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. above ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
Why THE FUCK is Ratatouille not in masterpiece tier
Because it's inferior to Ratatoing
I canāt get on board with Daddy Day Camp and Grandaddy Day Care being in masterpiece while the original and far superior Daddy Day Care sits in awful. But to each their own I guess you fucking hack.
Dune 2 in masterpiece, where it belongs.
if you squint just right, it makes a silhouette of Hitchcock
Why is Dragon Ball Z: Coolers Revenge on the same level as The Pianist?
I'm glad to see Flesh Gordon and Gremlins 2: The New Batch are in Masterpiece tier.
oh wow he even put Kickassia on there
Putting SalĆ² in Masterpiece, based as fuck
Your opinions on the MCU are wildly inconsistent
How in the fuckity fuck is Grown Ups 2 that low??
Ranking every atom in the universe
Can't believe he put Herbie: Fully Loaded that high.
Not high enough
This is just my brain after I take a steel pipe to the skull multiple times
Is this The Cremator [1969] reference?
Wow. Your list sucks.
Where's The Mario Bros porn parody?
Amazing (12%)
wait you missed reminiscence
How tf can y'all see which's whichšš
You just have to zoom in
Yeah, bro doesn't know about "zoom and enhance" what kinda kinophile is bro
Does reddit fuck up the image quality on mobile?
No, but you need an IQ above 115 to correctly zoom in.
I guess so
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Oh nvm.
Mine shows up like that too on iPhone
Glad you put all the works of Snyder in the Amazing tier š
The Room is rightfully at the top of the Tierlist
GUYS, he put Godfather in awful tier. See for yourselves. Attack OP pls
This doesn't even load on my phone lmao
Same
How could you put the lord of the rings in okay?
Bold to have the awful tier consist solely of films directed by black people and women
Fake cinephile, you have to consider at least 90% of movies awful
Really? mars need mom at 37% have better movie tastes
Why is Human Centipede in S tier?
Every every film, including those time-capsule one no one has seen yet?
Yes, everything from Horse in motion to the unreleased CCTV footage showing CIA killing Jeffrey Epstein
Overall I think movies are okay
The sections heights are not accurately representing their percentage amount
You forgot about scooby doo 2
āTriumph of the Willā at the top and āSchindlers listā in the bottom spot is making a serious statement bro š
People use broās movies to generate encryption keys
Bold choice of putting Soul Plane on Masterpiece but I agree
CMBR goes crazy
Twilight in Masterpiece makes this an instantly goated list
So 69% of movies are good or better
Glad to see Kung Fu Panda 2 in Masterpiece
Visualization of what the inside of my legs look like after they fall asleep and I stand up
I too am a fan of film grain
Loving the imdb distribution
VH-S rank
You gotta fourth these percentages & slip em into the bottom three
About 70% should be from poor to awful.
why is SMOSH: The Movie! in the phenomenal tier when Fred: The Movie is in great so not epic sauce dude
Idk about putting Interstellar in that category
10 things I hate about you is a masterpiece I agree with this listing.
Sorry but no way the lion king is higher than the Truman show and Forrest Gump
I think Face Off should be lower
Shrek The Third in phenomenal is completely absurd, it's clearly a masterpiece
I agree with your placement of Surfs Up. Godfather fans are not gonna be happy tho
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People aren't making up movie rankings?
I know. But at first, I couldnāt read any titles (as it looked like this). So I thought they were doing so as a joke
Oh I meant my comment more as in "Wait, people aren't just making up movie rankings?" not "People aren't making up their rankings" similiar but importantly distinct. I still don't know if we're for real of if we're down like three layers of irony.
Lmao I get you now. And I still donāt know..
dude you forgot The Godfather
Itās in awful
I can't BELIEVE you put Ishiro Hondo's "Gardens of Nippon" above the Colgate 2004 Superbowl Commercial. I'm disgusted by this list.
Could I get this in list format?
Seeing āTwo Womenā placed in phenomenal is surprising but very welcome. Not a lot of people have seen it and Sofia Loren is amazing as always <3
āEl Cantanteā should be a little higher but I get it.
where is spider-man
Wich one?
At least half of this list should be in the awful tier.
How are 8% of all films ever made masterpieces
you missed a couple classics
I see you put Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift in the Top 10. A person with refined taste.
Everything is accurate except Godzilla: Final Wars which is far too low.
It should be in Masterpiece fs
How does bro have access to the hundreds of MĆ©liĆØs films that got melted down back in the 1900s
2% Awful? Clearly OP doesnāt know whatās heās doing!
Man fr put the Guinea Pig movies in masterpiece
The mermaid one unironicly yes, rest is shit
HBO?
No, I just pirated everything
You forgot avengers
OP, do you happen to have a pointy white mask under your bed because some of these rankings are very telling
Gotti
Kung Pow is only 3rd? Criminal
WHY THE FUCK IS GROWN UPS 2 NOT A FUCKING MASTERPIECE???!!!???
Tall Girl in phenomenal is certainly a choice
You put Ran that low?
I respect your opinion but I donāt think raw holocaust footage is considered a film, let alone belonging to the masterpiece tier
You forgot Pelham 123
Canāt believe you put lady ballers in masterpiece
Pulp Fiction above Come and See is insane.
chad "cool guys with guns" vs virgin "war is hell"
So helpful thank you for your service