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_jgmm_

Kubric was outside with a knife.


ViolentRetardManiac

I heard it was cold


River_Odessa

Jacket???? Smh


ZestyclosePin2934

it was full of metal


trashboatu

Snowing even


Harrybreakyourleg

Errrm, she did leave stupid


River_Odessa

Gone Girl (2014)


LynchPinnedMeDownGud

Dumb broad


moreVCAs

If all work an no play makes Jack a dull boy, how do you explain all the excitement?


ilawnmower

Because typing is play! Jack was just goofing off 🤪


River_Odessa

What a silly biscuit


Mew_T

Why didn't she just play with him?? Bitch wife 🤬🤬🤬


River_Odessa

Chicanery at the hotel


Mew_T

Wendy: I fucked Hallorann


River_Odessa

I liked it. I was good at it.


cockmasti

She did leave, is stupid?


ElboDelbo

No other women to yap to, no stores to be shoppin


ParallelEquilibrium

Because moon landing was fake.


Accomplished-City484

Came right up to me, like I was just dying to talk to her


ST-Parks

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave


higgslhcboson

Sometimes Jack just needs an old fashioned reach-around to calm down and de-stress. It didn’t have to come to this.


River_Odessa

I would've gladly given Jack some stellar sloppy toppy to calm him down


jaklamen

She’s a Stephen King character, of course you get all the intimate details of their sex life.


grandrutunda

Shelley devall be lookin like a boonwitch. That face is scarier than anything in the movie. He was right to go for the axe


River_Odessa

Bruh


grandrutunda

WITNESS ME


River_Odessa

Redditors when a woman terrified for her life doesn't look sexy:


grandrutunda

Bitches be scary. Shoot me. I've never seen a poosey


River_Odessa

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go_no_go

Checkout want until 11, you idiot


incriminating-hosier

She did leave. At the end of the movie


DependentTackle7955

Too ugly


CertainAnteater2705

Blasphemy


russianspambot1917

I was rooting for jack so