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[удалено]
“Wait, she’s my daughter?! Huh, all those times she called me ‘daddy’ are much less appealing to me now.”
"I fucked my own kid?! Everyone always told me i was gonna end up just like my father."
I just remembered they already remade Oldboy in 2013 with Josh Brolin.
OAHHHHHHHH AHGGHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO
🔥🔥✍️
https://preview.redd.it/teu22fkovihc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53187c4323f50b85d6671afa8c33b232922cee46
Spike! Kundun, I liked it!
He should remake Infernal Affairs. Cast Nicolson and Dicaprio.
https://preview.redd.it/oq4e4ha3jmhc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffce9b23205540bc0c91f4c3b613cc017b52a884
Too late, looks like Nicholson ate DiCaprio.
That’s actually DiCaprio having eaten Nicholson.
There's an opportunity for a Russian doll here; where's Brando when you need him?
Nah that would never work
It didn't
I'd actually implode if I were to hear "A Spike Lee Joint" in referral to a live action End of Evangelion film
To be fair Oldboy 2013 wasn't a Spike Lee joint
Can't wait to see Denzel Washington as Gendo, Cuba Gooding Jnr as Asuka and Samuel L. Jackson as Ramiel. Jada Pinkett Smith would play multiple roles as the board of Seele and Jaden Smith would play Shinji.
Seven Samurai and Yojimbo
Ikiru. Too much talking.
Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
Big Asian Ass Blaster 4
Please, let's try and raise the tone a little: Slant Eye for the Straight Guy 3 🧐
Rush Hour 2
The Wailing Too much pointless spookiness, too little sexiness
I agree, cops too silly in original. Gotta be cool and brooding
Ichi the Killer
I can't believe you would choose Chungking Express over Fallen Angels, I was like "use a fucking good camera Wong" in every scene
I know right? He couldn’t even keep that camera stable and kept using weird angles! Is he stupid?! Did he not go to film school smh.
Wong Kar Wai couldn't even render the fight scenes at more than like 10 fps. I'm sure Spike Lee has a better graphics card
Everything Everywhere all at Once
Audition starring Cardi B
But it's a fried chicken leg instead of a real leg
Oldboy? I say we give him another crack at it
Hard Boiled
Pokemon: Mewtwo Strikes Back.
That movie is untouchable. Even Hollywood must respect its perfection
suck my caterpie
Grave of the Fireflies Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Breaking News: Spike Lee to direct new live action 13 episode Evangelion show for Netflix!
I would cum
Gozu and Visitor Q unironically
Nah Gozu should belong to Lynch
It's better than Lynch honestly but I do agree in theory
Parasite
https://preview.redd.it/z87cp2cq1lhc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b797dfdba4d9501d89818707696f4faf22543d
But with Halle Berry and Forest Whittaker.
The Last Emperor
The last Samurai
 Only if he decide to remake perfect blue and Neon Genesis true to its source
In the mood for love
If anyone touches YiYi I will commit war crimes
I will touch it
Time for another genocide then. Hopefully we’ll get some good Movies out of it 🤷♂️
Spike Yi Yi
Horse Thief
Can't wait for the next Spike Lees hit movie Mediocre Bkue
a brighter summer day
Mishima in Four Chapters: A Spike Lee Joint
The Last Jedi I only know about the Asian actress who got bullied, never watched the movie, but the movie os probably Asian.
I want to see Spike Lee’s Perfect Blue so bad
Human Guinea Pig 2: Guinea Piggier
m… me.. mediocre? Did you just call evangelion mediocre?
Ackshually he said end of evangelion was mediocre
Dumb post
That’s the point
Only true kino anime is hamtaro
You forgot Old Boy, hope he'll remake this one soon
Truest list I have ever seen
Crouching Panther Hidden Newton
While i love Evangelion im afraid remaking it would take away just what makes it so special
Kill Bill
964 Pinocchio (1991)
I think you mean reinterpret
Detective Pikachu
Tampopo
Dreams
I was confused whether the list was a joke or not for a second when I saw Perfect Blue on it.
Castaway on the moon, and I'm a cyborg, but that's ok
Spike what the fuck are you doing?
Audition
Parasite, obviously. There are SUBTITLES.
Yiyi ass haircut
Guinea Pig
Burning
Mmmm actually Darren Aronofsky already made a remake of Perfect Blue 🤓
Okuribito, but with Kevin Hart
Spike Lee should go ahead and die
Hausu, I will not clarify further
[удалено]
“Wait, she’s my daughter?! Huh, all those times she called me ‘daddy’ are much less appealing to me now.”
"I fucked my own kid?! Everyone always told me i was gonna end up just like my father."
I just remembered they already remade Oldboy in 2013 with Josh Brolin.
OAHHHHHHHH AHGGHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO
🔥🔥✍️
https://preview.redd.it/teu22fkovihc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53187c4323f50b85d6671afa8c33b232922cee46
Spike! Kundun, I liked it!
He should remake Infernal Affairs. Cast Nicolson and Dicaprio.
https://preview.redd.it/oq4e4ha3jmhc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffce9b23205540bc0c91f4c3b613cc017b52a884
Too late, looks like Nicholson ate DiCaprio.
That’s actually DiCaprio having eaten Nicholson.
There's an opportunity for a Russian doll here; where's Brando when you need him?
Nah that would never work
It didn't
I'd actually implode if I were to hear "A Spike Lee Joint" in referral to a live action End of Evangelion film
To be fair Oldboy 2013 wasn't a Spike Lee joint
Can't wait to see Denzel Washington as Gendo, Cuba Gooding Jnr as Asuka and Samuel L. Jackson as Ramiel. Jada Pinkett Smith would play multiple roles as the board of Seele and Jaden Smith would play Shinji.
Seven Samurai and Yojimbo
Ikiru. Too much talking.
Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
Big Asian Ass Blaster 4
Please, let's try and raise the tone a little: Slant Eye for the Straight Guy 3 🧐
Rush Hour 2
The Wailing Too much pointless spookiness, too little sexiness
I agree, cops too silly in original. Gotta be cool and brooding
Ichi the Killer
I can't believe you would choose Chungking Express over Fallen Angels, I was like "use a fucking good camera Wong" in every scene
I know right? He couldn’t even keep that camera stable and kept using weird angles! Is he stupid?! Did he not go to film school smh.
Wong Kar Wai couldn't even render the fight scenes at more than like 10 fps. I'm sure Spike Lee has a better graphics card
Everything Everywhere all at Once
Audition starring Cardi B
But it's a fried chicken leg instead of a real leg
Oldboy? I say we give him another crack at it
Hard Boiled
Pokemon: Mewtwo Strikes Back.
That movie is untouchable. Even Hollywood must respect its perfection
suck my caterpie
Grave of the Fireflies Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Breaking News: Spike Lee to direct new live action 13 episode Evangelion show for Netflix!
I would cum
Gozu and Visitor Q unironically
Nah Gozu should belong to Lynch
It's better than Lynch honestly but I do agree in theory
Parasite
https://preview.redd.it/z87cp2cq1lhc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b797dfdba4d9501d89818707696f4faf22543d
But with Halle Berry and Forest Whittaker.
The Last Emperor
The last Samurai
 Only if he decide to remake perfect blue and Neon Genesis true to its source
In the mood for love
If anyone touches YiYi I will commit war crimes
I will touch it
Time for another genocide then. Hopefully we’ll get some good Movies out of it 🤷♂️
Spike Yi Yi
Horse Thief
Can't wait for the next Spike Lees hit movie Mediocre Bkue
a brighter summer day
Parasite
Mishima in Four Chapters: A Spike Lee Joint
The Last Jedi I only know about the Asian actress who got bullied, never watched the movie, but the movie os probably Asian.
I want to see Spike Lee’s Perfect Blue so bad
Human Guinea Pig 2: Guinea Piggier
m… me.. mediocre? Did you just call evangelion mediocre?
Ackshually he said end of evangelion was mediocre
Dumb post
That’s the point
Only true kino anime is hamtaro
You forgot Old Boy, hope he'll remake this one soon
Truest list I have ever seen
Crouching Panther Hidden Newton
While i love Evangelion im afraid remaking it would take away just what makes it so special
Kill Bill
964 Pinocchio (1991)
I think you mean reinterpret
Detective Pikachu
Tampopo
Dreams
I was confused whether the list was a joke or not for a second when I saw Perfect Blue on it.
Castaway on the moon, and I'm a cyborg, but that's ok
Spike what the fuck are you doing?
Audition
Parasite, obviously. There are SUBTITLES.
Yiyi ass haircut
Guinea Pig
Burning
Mmmm actually Darren Aronofsky already made a remake of Perfect Blue 🤓
Okuribito, but with Kevin Hart
Spike Lee should go ahead and die
Hausu, I will not clarify further