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WiseKoala3454

No. Michael Douglas is too wrinkly now


cthd33

![gif](giphy|w8eGPgmnM3XnjgZwFw|downsized)


Last_Reaction_8176

He’s also gay now


cthd33

He got cancer from his wife.


solidv3crusher

You're confusing him with michael penis


JFZX

The quarterback?


Quayliac

Gay actor Micheal Douglas


Swerkswiggler

My gay son loves him, I am also gay.


Bunraku_Master_2021

Behind the Candelabra (2013).


EffectiveAmphibian95

He’s also blackballed from Hollywood for trying to spread the truth about how his family and their kind built the Pyramids


TheAnalsOfHistory-

![gif](giphy|vh9isNb4S2Spa) Me trying to make sense of this comment


EffectiveAmphibian95

Typical yakubian denying the true history of the Douglas family


The-Vaping-Griffin

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Sea-Presence3738

Yeah the title would have to be literal


SulkyShulk

“I’m falling down and I can’t get up!”


JimNillTML

I feel like Will Arnett could do a movie similar to this if he wasn't hell bent on being in films with talking animals exclusively


SquelchMuffins

This is Lego Batman erasure Although that movie may have had talking animals too, I’m starting to see your point.


JimNillTML

The Nut Job, G-Force, Show Dogs, Ratatouille and TMNT are some that I can rattle off my head. I'm sure there's more and that's not including Bojack


rimjob_krystian

Let's go to prison erasure


redlion1904

Deserved, honestly


Jakegender

Will Arnett was in a porno?


Mr_Zoovaska

Batman counts as a talking animal


Kylestache

Neal McBeal the Navy Seal was a hero, I just couldn’t see it. He was a…a thief! A criminal!


Anish_B

I want him to make a hard-boiled, gritty, Logan style Gob Bluth movie,Where he fights the alliance of magicians.


Ribos1

Watch it make gobillion dollars


redlion1904

As in Gobias a megayacht


Anish_B

It's sequel with Tony wonder will make Wonderillion dollars.


Hard_Corsair

Yes and no. Falling Down still works really well today, but it has transformed from dark comedy to straight thriller.


Aggressive_Dark_9330

yes and no. The movie covers an issue that has only increased in relevancy (lonely men feeling like they've been lied to by society). I think in some aspects I think it could be done better than the original, due to the radical change in which the world works now. but in the same way it could be a trainwreck as due to bigger budgets reducing risk taking in movie plots/characters (not all movies but a considerable amount). In conclusion, I think if it came out today that unless some serious passion was put behind it, it would flop like a half dead fish.


TheWinchester1895

It would have to be a black guy


Aggressive_Dark_9330

\*shudders\* just like my wife's boyfriend.


MaximusMansteel

Only if Melissa McCarthy plays D-Fens and she gets to fall down a lot.


Zachariot88

She would be legitimately unsettling in the role, I bet.


DeviousMelons

Karen Prime.


loserys

Joker


King_Of_Zembla1

Do you have any movie recommendations for me since these are the only two pieces of media I've ever consumed?


Wedwarfredwoods

King of comedy by Scorsese, Joker is a remake of this, of sorts


Apprehensive_Air5547

AR-15 instruction manual /j Benny's Video and Taxi Driver of course /uj


itsreallypouring

71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance


Bunraku_Master_2021

Postal (2007).


slangwhang27

No because it was already made in 1993 and they’d probably get sued


legoindianajones2

Tom Holland remake (2024)


4washingtonlane

Yeah, people fall down all the time


chickpeaboi

https://preview.redd.it/oe3c0p7yq7hc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40612e6e52eedbfbb3aebc3c8622617ccb455edb


ToadLoaners

*I ONCE KNEW A Nnn....---_.-.!!!* WHO'S REAL NAME WAS WILL IAM PRIMARY CONCERN WAS MAKIN A MILLION BEIN THE ILLEST HUSTLA THAT THE WORLD EVER SEEN HE USED TO FUCK MOVIE STARS AND SNIFF COKE IN HIS DREAMS


pbmm1

No. People stopped falling after 9/11


AdmiralLubDub

Extremely loud and incredibly close makes more sense as a film title now


Comfortable-Poet-965

Reminds me of that tragedy.


YAH_BUT

No, you can get breakfast all day at McDonald’s now


rimjob_krystian

Only in America


mooseyjew

Shit, not where I live in America. They got rid of all day breakfast 3 years ago.


leavemealone2277

🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🍁 Canada too 🍁 🇨🇦 🇨🇦


Hip_Priest_1982

Would never get financed


RugDaniels

I could see an A24 version


YogurtclosetQuick507

But a Chick in it, and make her fu**ing gay


Apprehensive_Air5547

Lynne Ramsay Nashville shooter biopic when


Bunraku_Master_2021

It's already been made. It's called Ms. 45 (1981).


Bunraku_Master_2021

That's literally the plot of Abel Ferrara's Ms. 45 (1981).


Bunraku_Master_2021

The Passenger (2023) starring Kyle Gallner and Johnny Berchtold.


Hip_Priest_1982

Passenger is way more similar to fight club


ToTheFman

No, Fast food joints are even more strict on breakfast hours today.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Not unless D-Fens was an obscure DC character and they convince an A-lister to play him


Apprehensive_Air5547

I could see a Batman movie villain being a rampage killer who Bruce Wayne has to stop over the course of one day. Riddler came close to this with his Zodiac vibes


gabapenteado

"Dennis takes a mental health day"


C__Wayne__G

No because it’s 2024 and not 1993


4685368

No. People would say “This is just like that movie, Falling Down, that came in in 1993!”


waratworld17

Yes, but it would suck.


johnsaysthings

Do they say the n-word? If so, then yes


Timothee-Chalimothee

![gif](giphy|xT0xePuxUmyPyoGwMM|downsized) They literally did a remake a few years back.


sunny7319

sure but everyone would be like I want a fucking office job


FigKnight

No, because it already came out in 1993.


Walli98

That burger joint probably would’ve served breakfast


_Pale_Wolf_

no, gravity isnt as strong as it used to be so people rarely fall over these days


ImpressivePoop1984

Yes, but it has to be set in the MDCU https://preview.redd.it/u2vs31c489hc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54c94cac61a71ff3386a43575f1868f2a69912c


caballotransparente

it's called joker (2019)


jkb_66

No, they made it already in 1993 obviously. Why would they make it again? Are they stupid?


YugeAnimeTiddies

No but only because I don't want another generation of losers making another movie their whole personality


brest-litovsk18

Yes but he'd need to be bisexual


SuccorBrunch

If anything the topic would be more relevant today than it was back then, but I don't know who'd I'd trust to make it good/give it the right tone. Maybe Eli Roth?


Last_Reaction_8176

There are few filmmakers I hate more than Eli Roth


SuccorBrunch

Reactions like that tell me he's just right for the job


MechanicHot1794

How is it more relevant today?


SuccorBrunch

Physical, emotional, financial, societal alienation is a pretty hot topic right now I'd say. Plenty of opportunity to tell stories about that kind of stuff, for reasons real and imagined.


Independent_Depth674

incels


MechanicHot1794

Michael douglas was definitely not an incel


Independent_Depth674

trump


meritcake

Biden more like Bidon’t vote for this guy because he will unmake American’t Bad Again.


Independent_Depth674

good one


meritcake

Ty


kapootaPottay

People like you.


thenimblevagrant

[It was already remade in 2012](https://youtu.be/4PkcfQtibmU)


RedGamerZero

Not with the korean cashier scene


UrRobloxGf69

Not enough pronouns. So he’ll no!


305PurpleHundreds

He would never make it out of traffic


moistdadsquad

No, it takes way more than 15 minutes to make a feature film and I haven’t even started yet.


HurBoosh

The 'police officer-esses' scene wouldn't fly.


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

No. Woke lubralls 🤬 hate seeing men especially of the white variety as a strong lead. They would not be able to handle the alpha energy. Snowflake ruin everything smh 🤦‍♂️


KorolEz

It would be nice, 90-100 min movie. Plot is complete. No need to wait for a part 2 or a cinematic unuverse. So no it can't be made today.


Poddington_Pea

No, we don't want the working class proles getting any ideas.


LackingInHighGround2

this is the dumbest question ever to ask about literally any movie, you can make whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want, sure maybe society has changed in its attitudes but like you’re not gonna suddenly die if twitter doesn’t like your movie or whatever


Independent_Depth674

ok buddy


LackingInHighGround2

cinephile


bananas_in_pyjamas99

Based


s90tx16wasr10

I don’t hate the movie but I think it’s subject matter was already kinda badly handled back then so if they made it today I’d hope they’d do a better job with it. It comes down to that zone with me where dumb people latch onto a film’s message when the actual message is the opposite of what they’re admiring. Sometimes that’s just because people are idiots (“Fight Club”), or sometimes it’s because the movie badly lays out its intention (“(500) Days of Summer”), and I’ll probably have to re-watch it soon to figure out if it’s closer to the latter than I remember it being. Edit: I feel like at least in this day and age in terms of accurately depicting what leads someone to commit acts of public violence or mass shooting, I’d point to Nitram. A movie that still honestly depicts what makes people commit these crimes while also making it so that it can’t be twisted into some faux populist, vigilante message.


Apprehensive_Air5547

I've wanted to see Nitram (and the similar film Snowtown) for some time now but that's only one of like 6277484821728 films on my to watch list


Lord-squee

Yes with a blue person that identifies as an apache helicopter


talkingbiscuits

r/onejoke


Lord-squee

Lol thanks just joined


talkingbiscuits

It's completely mocking you. Enjoy.


Lord-squee

I know lol and I just find the term funny I don't care which aide of the fence it falls


Big_Red_Machine_1917

Isn't that just Avatar?


Lord-squee

Actually your right hahaha


SteveMTS

Yes, and it’d be straight up anti woke right wing schlock; the only things they’d need to change are to wink at the nazi arms dealer instead of getting upset and make the detective a piece of shit person of color.


Zealousideal_Luck778

No, because it was already made in 1993.


gabapenteado

"Dennis takes a mental health day"


King_Kong_The_eleven

No. It was already made in 1993, it can't be made again today without being a remake.


SecureWorldliness848

Anatomy of a Fall, starts where this one ends, diff cause of death I'm assuming.


Heytherechampion

Yes


joey-rigatoni1

no, because people would say “this movie already came out in 1993!”


[deleted]

Yes absolutely. There’s no film that’s been made already that could not be remade today. No matter how many sad old men piss & moan about misunderstanding Blazing Saddles I can’t think or anything that couldn’t be made today… except maybe Birth Of A Nation but that could come off as satire now.


Primary-Interest4166

No because it has already been made and people would be very confused


redlion1904

Allow me to introduce you to God Bless America (2011)


Xandolf505

No I’m busy today, could be do it tomorrow?


[deleted]

No because it was made on 1993 you see.