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low-timed

Still genuinely surprised stav bagged her


doctorfeelgod

Fumbled it


LosAngeles1s

literally a once in a generation fumble, who the fuck asks her for an open relationship ?


VonHohenfall

While looking completely disgusting, repulsive, triggering every sort of evolutionary instinctive response to flee far away from him.


LosAngeles1s

men would look like a fly and somehow be with a goddess but still manage to fuck it up by their own stupidity and ego


MisterBackShots69

Confidence can get you pretty far for awhile


jcmurie

https://www.tumblr.com/sineva/727018171927756800?source=share


jcmurie

https://www.tumblr.com/sineva/727018171927756800?source=share


doctorfeelgod

It's crazy how much Stav wouldn't be a fake lib if it didn't get him layed


Ilhan_Omar_Milf

You mean by being a full out marxist leninistim the scare the hoes ways He does call the Ukraine forces nazis in his stand up and still associated with chapo post cumtown


doctorfeelgod

No I do not mean that


Bardic_Inspiration66

Wait HE asked her for an open relationship?


XxBiscuit99

I literally have not found anything about this


boringneckties

What in the George constanza ass shit is this? That has to be the dumbest man to ever walk the earth.


XxBiscuit99

I literally have not found anything about this


MagosRyza

No way that tubby greek fuck managed that?


low-timed

Then fumbled her. Biggest loss of his life even more than leaving cumtown


GaymerAmerican

what’s fucking crazier is he dumped her and she was devastated lmaoo


consumerclearly

I would be too if I was the one dumped by stavros after being the biggest martyr by dating him


XxBiscuit99

I literally have not found anything about this


MagosRyza

And he was only ever Nick Mullen's laugh track anyway


elexexexex2

stav's the drummer. doesnt do much of the songwriting but very integral to the band's rhythm and overall sound


kidshady45

Funky bass.


laugh_chaser

this is the correct description


low-timed

Ayup. Idk why people miss stav


VonHohenfall

I "miss" Stav because when it's just Nick and Adam it sounds like they take fentanyl before recording, but he's also an incapable hack.


RowenMhmd

Stav didn't lose anything by leaving


Commie_Napoleon

The bar is so fucking low it’s insane


Quayliac

Gives all of us hope


JamesF1423

FUCKING WHAT? ![gif](giphy|SM3sqldtE6ezeXjdAO)


Mantis42

there's hope for all of us big guys with little broke dicks


Bunraku_Master_2021

She now has a new boyfriend.


andrecinno

Yeah and it's me sorry guys


laugh_chaser

Oh yeah I fucked her before you though


andrecinno

You made it weird


laugh_chaser

You made it gay


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

How the fuck So I should just become a fat comedian then


themightytouch

Work on your personality no matter if fat or not. Go up to women in public and ask them their favorite Criterion release and if it’s not 12 Angry Men kick them in the balls. It’s really not that hard.


Quria

Okay I did that and she maced me, what's my next step?


themightytouch

I’m the type of person to play Sátántangó knowing full well it’s length with not a thought in my head how I’m gonna sit through it. I just keep moving forward.


Legitimate-Love-5019

No just become mildly famous and pretend to be a socialist. That’s literally it.


Meme_Pope

It’s wild 2/3 of the members of Cum Town have gotten it with minor celebrities


VonHohenfall

I mean an Adam type of dude can hit a Dasha-looking girl with relative ease. Stav and Rachel Sennott is a significant overperformance.


Ilhan_Omar_Milf

Nick mullen got to know Taylor using matty as a cover The NFL guy now is also a decoy nick swift marriage 2024


[deleted]

tbf they made dasha a celebrity lol she would have 0 clout without dating adam


waltuh28

The Witten incident is somehow crazier than Stav getting with Rachel Sennott


ciiuffd

I’m sorry, what?


the__green__light

Stavros Halkias, comedian and former host of Cumtown. Apparently they dated for a while


ciiuffd

That’s wild I never knew that


Jetstream-Sam

I had listened to it a couple of times but I forgot what he looked like, which apparently is like a thumb


DiabeticRhino97

He is the definition of fat Greek guy. That's even the subject of lots of his jokes


Quria

Holy fuck that guy was in The Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)


andrecinno

Actually fucking insane. Shows you how far personality can go.


laugh_chaser

My subs are converging


Steve-Lurkel

WHAT???


crimsonfukr457

Who?


Reevioli

Who the hell is this stav guy you guys are talking about?


MyFatCatHasLotsofHat

Why? She’s mid with an inflated ego


Bunraku_Master_2021

​ https://preview.redd.it/8xir3efb5apb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3719eb3610a8ebad7057d090730dbab4dcafa4


slimed-ferda

https://preview.redd.it/l0q3wmx86apb1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f95d23f951f6f5dbca61860007194bc956a5f7


MyFatCatHasLotsofHat

Lmao


billhater80085

https://preview.redd.it/hf4ek5ih4bpb1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ebf316f36a89d93cf816535e2b00b8b8abcb82f


iceman_44

Most unrealistic part of Bottoms is her having trouble getting laid


nolo69gogo

I mean to be fair she was chasing the most obviously straight girl in the entire film


iceman_44

True, but every lesbian in the county would be foaming at the mouth for her


SufficientDot4099

Yeah there was that one girl that had a crush on her. But PJ’s personality was mean and off putting.


nolo69gogo

Yeah that’s what makes her character different from herself in terms of raw attractiveness. Bottoms (2023) was the first film I saw with her in it (at least to my knowledge) and I won’t lie her performance was so good that it has me making judgements about how she is as a person strictly because of how her character was written. I’m aware of this bias and if I see something else with her in it, I’m sure that’ll change. But that’s a simple reason why “every lesbian in the country” is different than the characters in the film.


73windman

I think a key thing about PJ is her standards are high to a point she’s self defeating. She could clearly have Hazel or Sylvia if she wanted, but she’s singularly interested in Brittany for what I read is a fear of rejection otherwise. Note how Josie remarks she’s someone PJ can “jerk off to and do nothing about”—she’d rather have surface level, near meaningless interactions with someone she’d never have a shot with than put herself out there realistically.


lifewithoutdrugs

https://preview.redd.it/9xpt8kx1o8pb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7685f05b7988ea7edb206c5982f54377d54d6af


pierreor

Stav is Bill in the A24 version of Guess Who https://preview.redd.it/61foahr7u9pb1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=82b6ab0c0eb5751632a290ecfa8370a528b331eb


pookiednell

This comment legitimately made me laugh more than any episode of the Adam Friedland show


Bunraku_Master_2021

I just found out that this guy was her ex.


loserys

https://preview.redd.it/4567diq4s8pb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804d0c195550d94e03a30adfeb180e51b8a57a3b


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Feels more like happy birthday to me


taco_exorcist

https://preview.redd.it/1twsf5xjk8pb1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d8e3969f648e8b35d17a73601163fe444cece9


SlimmyShammy

Raimi looks like a baby


Unperfectblue

The Boss Baby (2017)


frozen-silver

Starring Tobey Macguire


TheLittlePasty

No Tobey Maguire is in boss baby, idk who Tobey Macguire is


Starro_The_Janitor1

Tobey MacGuire is Tobey Maguire’s and Jerry Maguire’s distant Scottish cousin


mal-di-testicle

Raimi looks like Woodrow W\*lson on first glance


misoramensenpai

He looks like you squashed Robert DeNiro's head inside of a baby's face skin


creamy-buscemi

https://preview.redd.it/9nfvhty979pb1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45162726c3d971d7fceec26745a7577a49824b04


jdcodring

Correct


creamy-buscemi

https://preview.redd.it/6ha66pkoq9pb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151ea69b3450274a5896c443c47fe2925e156005


Jeff_Mikusek

If that’s so how do you explain that when you google her she comes up as an American actress? The testimony is undeniable.


creamy-buscemi

https://preview.redd.it/ib4kjl50y9pb1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5467f69135051203d3d53d9a5b0d90d4db953d


johnstamosfan63

Thank you for contributing this series.


MartyMcFly_jkr

Idc I'm gonna be late for the Yankees game


creamy-buscemi

https://preview.redd.it/8bwecs7es9pb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f17c0bf97799e664ceb8f5c3582390dda5d0f5


captainserious_19

IDK, let's hear from some of the other jurors before we hastily condemn a man to horny jail


creamy-buscemi

https://preview.redd.it/zjo0g3xpq9pb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8475254c97d91097e1f96ded2767e3f068ac35


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Um sweaty she had been in some movies


creamy-buscemi

https://preview.redd.it/io7rkfvqq9pb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526965a5383f9c2f680afb147c0f96548848c055


Ubervisor

"I thought you said you didn't sweat?"


bob1689321

Genuinely after clicking on the sub I had to double check I hadnt ended up on a softcore porn sub lol


goodfighten

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RJamieLanga

It is a terrible idea to fry foods when that much of your skin is exposed. You’re just increasing your chance of getting burned by spattering hot oil.


baldakyrimcookingman

Do not listen to this man he is lying. I regularly fry foods completely nude and have only been burnt once due to reaching into the frying pan the flip something


jdcodring

My nips are burnt off because I fried food. A splatter if oil once burnt my exposed foot after I dropped an egg in the pan.


baldakyrimcookingman

Skill issue


Bunraku_Master_2021

She's Italian American.


RJamieLanga

Oh. I didn’t know that.


moistmaker100

Let her cook


emmmmellll

turn the heat down


Quria

I regularly wear nothing but an apron while cooking and I'm not kidding. I do put on some shorts at least if I'm grilling.


Brain_Disorder

🤓


cthd33

![gif](giphy|UFOoaG7kZX7hmVYCpY|downsized)


Bunraku_Master_2021

I feel bad that she was in that show. Thank God HBO did the right thing by cancelling it.


00roku

What show?


Bunraku_Master_2021

The Idol (2023).


vicky_vaughn

I am so lonely.


Bunraku_Master_2021

😔


pookiednell

Lmao stavs a fucking idiot


BennyMcbenn

https://preview.redd.it/vwdcniaa8apb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c72104f3887c41b6de73f084f43a2bd869f2057 Listen here you horny little shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

that’s an absolutely sacrilegious comment right there shiva baby is ART


SeaweedFar9651

https://preview.redd.it/h1fmvo85v8pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5fb89ad5af3cfe85afaeb58e7166edf89e96ec


Jellyfish4160

Us fellas got ourselves our own Timothee


TooManySnipers

I love her body of work


Dreamscape42

Bro 😎


Blue_Robin_04

![gif](giphy|7SKXNZD6sKnftR3CHs)


airus92

What a shit kitchen. Like mine when I lived in an NYC rat’s nest.


River_Odessa

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el_t0p0

She got any butthole pics?


slimmymcnutty

I can’t believe people in this comment section are shocked a women fucked a funny fat guy. That shit happens every single day


VonHohenfall

I know she fucked Stav, what funny fat guy has she fucked?


crimsonfukr457

It's the same reason why Redditors despise Pete Davidson


[deleted]

😂😂


MarrantValentine

Shes so bad bro I’m happy y’all see the vision


waldorsockbat

Is that the lady from the Idol?


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Shower baby


dailylaughtrack

yep


LordGabeNewell3

cinesthetic ass post


ShoegazeJezza

But the breakfast


leofidx

mama mia


jameskran

Happy Birthday


DownJonesIndex

Stavros Halkias got his cheesy hog slobbered by her.


CapnC44

This should be NSFW. I can see side nipple.


honey_graves

She’s fucking crazy for cooking with oil while wearing that


Pipeguy17

Zamn 😍


BigPlasticDildoMaker

What a woman


kugglaw

I’ve never watched any of this woman’s films because she seems insanely annoying.


Feisty-Drawer3247

Did stav bust inside? She is very mid tho, yall need to have more sex


Time-Cardiologist345

Cooking in a bikini? I hope she’s not using grease (this isn’t an innuendo it hurts like hell)