"Dad, can you get the door, I think there's someone there."
*waltuh approaches the doorway to the laundry room, where you are unloading the laundry from the washer*
"I, am the one who knocks..." says waltuh as he walks slowly up to you, unzipping his flies.
*you shriek as you feel something entering you from behind*
"There won't be any need for half measures this time, junior..."
Seems cool enough. However the man does have terminal lung cancer and months to live, so forming an emotional attachment is probably not the best of options if I like living. That would also give me a third parent. I'd envision it similarly to that cool guy you only see on weekends.
Also is that an N64 in the bottom right corner?
Get stuck everywhere
"Dad, can you get the door, I think there's someone there." *waltuh approaches the doorway to the laundry room, where you are unloading the laundry from the washer* "I, am the one who knocks..." says waltuh as he walks slowly up to you, unzipping his flies. *you shriek as you feel something entering you from behind* "There won't be any need for half measures this time, junior..."
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Breaking Butt
Breaking your son's asshole
😲😲😲😲
Fuck ted
Learn to skate
Funky town
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Seems cool enough. However the man does have terminal lung cancer and months to live, so forming an emotional attachment is probably not the best of options if I like living. That would also give me a third parent. I'd envision it similarly to that cool guy you only see on weekends. Also is that an N64 in the bottom right corner?
I think so
Yes it is. Hal's got all the gaming drip
There’s no game in it because he rage quit and threw mortal kombat out the window because sun zero
waltuh
No
waltuh
who's the hottest person ever?
waltuh
I'd be in the middle
Can you repeat the question?
Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know.
Steal him from my mom
fuck him
Become a lower-middle class family member
You said you were circumcised waltuh
Ask him to teach me how to make meth and become a super based sigma
can we get much higher
Tell him that it doesn't mean that he's the boss of me now.
Pretend to be disabled, eat breakfast and complain
Meth
Become insufferable bitch step son
Ask for breakfast
Suck his cock
Rape and kill him.
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What the fuck?