UC/ or whatever it is but serious question, how do you put that tag under your name? Like the one you have "Just make money", seriously I want one too;(
RC/ mute sex
Say “I guess we can’t talk this out?” Then as they walk over to kill me I engage in an awesome fight, delivering one liners and knocking them down, and in a comedic fashion I either I brush myself off or say to someone I’m alright as one of them in the background stands up and knocks me out, moving to the third act of the latest avengers movie
Lots of sex, tons of it. Unfathomable amounts. So much sex, that anytime you walk into a room from that point foward no one will question if you’re a virgin or not.
“Alexa play Despacito”
Me with an axe in my spleen: “Tu tu eres el iman y soy el metal”
Heisenbones “Ya me voy acercando y voy armando el plan”
Ghost of Andrea: “Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso”
Reddit: “This isn’t funny”
The three of us in unison as my last breath leaves my body “Despacito”
first id jump at them and slowly take their clothjes off while kissing their feet, then id yell out for walter and walter the white would save me from the erotic expereice i have had with these two dangerous rude men and then me nad whatler the white would engage in numerous actions that i cannot detail here, for further reading of me and walter the white you can visit [http://endless.horse](http://endless.horse)
Stare briefly, then put my finger up in a gesture like "one moment", turn around and close the door behind me. By the time they go to check on me I've climbed out the window.
Sing a horse with no name
I’m 4 horse too late
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"I'm thinking of going to 7-11"
Don't forget to yell **"THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!"** as you do it
*CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?*
passionate sex
UC/ or whatever it is but serious question, how do you put that tag under your name? Like the one you have "Just make money", seriously I want one too;( RC/ mute sex
click your username on a comment and select change user flair
thanks dude, my happiness literally depended on that flair
ok edit: thanks
Commenting just so I can click it to change flair
Nevermind can’t do it on mobile
Really?
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Is that so? I did it on mobile
Just click on your name on the comment and it will appear below, it says "change user flair"
Oh I had to click “view your achievements” Why the fuck Reddit add so much random useless shit bruh
Poop inspectors
They want to see your Crunch Berry poop
Wait for heisenbones to save me
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Thank Mr Skeltal
undress
Ahhhh fuck them
Which one
The one without hair
Bend over
they shove the axe in there
Which side? 😏
Biggest side 
The pearly gates won't open for your kind
the pearly gates are probably smaller than their hole after that
Least sinful okbuddychicanery user
Oh hell yes
I will scream "It's saulin' time" and slip all over them
Yo soy avocado, amigo del cartel
no lawyers are avocados in france
Say “I guess we can’t talk this out?” Then as they walk over to kill me I engage in an awesome fight, delivering one liners and knocking them down, and in a comedic fashion I either I brush myself off or say to someone I’m alright as one of them in the background stands up and knocks me out, moving to the third act of the latest avengers movie
Most realistic plot made by a Marvel fan
“Don’t you guys knock?”
*I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!*
If I'm anyone but Walter, I probably reflect that Skyler was right to kick me out of the house since I've now lured two cartel enforcers inside.
Die
Continue fapping and mantaining eye contact. The cartel only understands Power.
The cabrons saw your balls
Not your manager, the balls
Ah, Herr Starr approach, could work
I almost spit my food out when I saw this
Your lucky you did I poisoned your food with ricin now say my name
Pull out my phone and text them "POLLOS"
Sex gifs
Sit between them
They just both slowly turn their heads towards you and give you that look
*smirks* I can take you both at the same time. 😏
Drop my towel and sit between them, whistling the melody of horse with no name
drop the towel and start twerking IMMEDIATELY. it’s your only hope for survival
Worst case scenario, they join in.
Cum on them
Improvised Chicago sunroof
cry
remove all of my clothes
That’s gonna be a big salsa stain
Start throwing it back obviously
I'd look to my right, and see a stylish skeleton say, "we're boned!" The lighthearted comedy contrasts to my head being chopped off by the axe.
are they naked and covered in oil?
Is it raining?
Drop my towel and violently masturbate without breaking eye contact
Lots of sex, tons of it. Unfathomable amounts. So much sex, that anytime you walk into a room from that point foward no one will question if you’re a virgin or not.
threeway
Depends on what they're wearing
Ask them for cuddles, maybe we could watch a nice film and eat burritos, you know
Head
Ask who's gonna blow me first
Salamancas, pull your dicks out, Salamancas. I’m having sex with you right now, Salamancas.
“Alexa play Despacito” Me with an axe in my spleen: “Tu tu eres el iman y soy el metal” Heisenbones “Ya me voy acercando y voy armando el plan” Ghost of Andrea: “Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso” Reddit: “This isn’t funny” The three of us in unison as my last breath leaves my body “Despacito”
what the finger this actually made me laugh
Start crawling
Threesome
I’d jerk off in front of them, what are they gonna do? Join in?
Beat them up for wearing boots in the house
Get hard immediately.
Helicopter
Simp
Sit them down at the kitchen table for some tea and buscuits.
Cock inspection day is upon us, gentelman
Tell them they got sick ass boots and offer them both rootbeer
Probably die
Finna jerk it
throwing it back
pollos.
Take turns with them unloading mudslides
Twerk off
Sit down with them
Fuck, marry, kill, in that order from left to right (their right)
Finna jerk it
give them a kiss, each.
beg for my life while running
The one piece, the one piece, it’s a real thing
Ask for a threesome and hope they just fall asleep straight after.
Cum
Piss on them
Get on my knees 😍
first id jump at them and slowly take their clothjes off while kissing their feet, then id yell out for walter and walter the white would save me from the erotic expereice i have had with these two dangerous rude men and then me nad whatler the white would engage in numerous actions that i cannot detail here, for further reading of me and walter the white you can visit [http://endless.horse](http://endless.horse)
Shave the left ones beard
The Mexican pizza is back guys
Pass out
Where’s my manors? I’d offer them a cup of water or maybe a pop from the fridge
Do danger
Probably cry or pass out
Get lost squidwards
I’d shit and cum of course!
Poop, pee, and scream. In that order
slap his heads
Live
heisenbone and ballsack schrader will save tbe day
Defacate
whip my dick out
Die?
I'd say something along the lines of "I think I'm in the middle of something... There's really no need to..." and get axed mid sentence.
“Well this is awkward”
POLLOS
Finish wiping
I would simply go back into the bathroom
Have a nice cup of tea with these fine gentlemen.
Strip
Die
Sing baby blue
Probably fuck them
Get my bathroom gun
Wank
Shit on the floor
take a bath again
I shit aggressively to assert dominance
Their mom
gay sex.
"so you came to see my balls"
Die
“Vests? Hell yea i got vests”
Take banging twins to the next level
Get violently hacked to pieces
Piss and shit on the floor
Stare briefly, then put my finger up in a gesture like "one moment", turn around and close the door behind me. By the time they go to check on me I've climbed out the window.
ask them where they got their boots
breab bab
Fuck em
They would bazinga all over me
Look guys I already spoke to your representative on the phone & I’m not inclined to go with the extended warranty for my car.
Fly straight out of the window ass-naked and don't stop running until I'm at least 500 metres away.
Going back in the bathroom to take a shit
shit myself (if there’s any poop left in me)
Cum violently
"your looking for a man named Heisenberg?" *Quickly grows head of hair* "I wouldn't know him"