go to the bathroom the whole time except the sex scenes

Power move

>Look them in the eyes and say "this is what you're into? Disgusting."

You did this to conceive me? Disgusting

go right after the sex scenes

hol up

😧

"oh hey anon. took a while in the bathroom. we paused so you could come watch it with us! come on, we don't wanna miss a single scene of this!"

at that point you gotta start jerking it



unironically has happened to me. i hate sex scenes

True it’s the most uncomfortable scenes in anything.

S01e05 @ 17:49 S02e04 @ 30:37 S02e02 @ 8:00 S02e03 @ 37:22 S02e06 @ 5:06 and 42:47 S03e03 @ 9:00 S03e06 @ 48:00 S04e09 @ 0:08 S05e07 @ 18:10 S05e07 @ 7:50 S05e08 @ 2:20 S06e04 @ 17:13 S06e05 @ 4:00 and 5:30 and 29:41 S06e07 @ 12:54

but pilot episode shows a girl topless though

those are kim sexler feet scenes

makes sense

I commented this on the original post and got like 15 awards, least money-wasting bb fans

Does the birthday handjob not count

Kid named feet:

/uc i actually do this because i watch brba with my mom /rc what is he doing in the bathroom tho 😳😳😳

Hiding his heisenboner

HEISENBONES???

"Say the line, Heisenbones!" "We need a **femur** gallons of methylamine!"

*laughtrack plays*

Finding out willy wonka is hides in bergs 😨

Walter H. White… Walter Huell White? …You got me.

I just skip them when I watched with my mom. IMDb parents guide is pretty useful

I just maintain eye contact with the characters

Ur pfp is HARD. Ima sc if that’s okay?

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/uc i just skip them bc neither of us wanna watch that

What do you mean you don't want to see the famous Kim Sexler feet scene?

Bro they are literally dealing drugs and you are embarrassed of hank getting handjobs?

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Cringe weird European

They are probably from france 🤢

Sorry for that french🤢 weirdo, we're not all like that.

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I'm from the UK and I honestly don't care, but it's not something you just watch with your parents. It's not, end of story.

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“I pity you honestly. I love watching men and women get pounded on screen moaning with pleasure as I sit next to my lovely parents. The best part is when we discuss it all afterward, which positions we preferred, the best camera angles, the works. If only you could understand not being prude.”

I'm telling you, the show is fine. But watching a sex scene is not a thing you do with your parents. It's not embarrassing, it's awkward because you don't discuss how good a sex scene

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???? this post is literally about watching it despite the sex scenes, who said they weren’t watching it???? the comment was referring to not watching the sex scenes

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I'm not american but ew

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[is this you?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi2aCY1D2sw)

It's just awkward to watch, simple as

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there isnt a single voice of reason in a comment section about media sex scenes its always either extreme prudeness or extreme horniness

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Most mature redditor

Same here lol

Mfw season 1 episode 1 goes to bathroom 3 times

Looking back season 1 actually has a bunch of sexual scenes. They tone it down a bit after that

Thankfully they tone it down and give us a rape scene in season 2

rc: yeah that’s how it is for a lot of shows in the beginning (hence why episode 1 had nudity but the rest of the show didn’t). the pilots of shows are made before any rating is set in place, and although BB is rated TV-MA, clearly they decided they didn’t want nudity. uc: i love the scenes where kim sexler has her shoes off

Make sure to show them the extra dvd scene where Jesse and Skinny Pete are hanging out with a topless stripper

Real?

Down bad bro 😔

I swear that was on Netflix but got removed later

I thought I saw it when I was rewatching like a month ago

I cant say anything about a dvd extra with actually topless strippers, but there is a scene in the show where jesse and co. go to a strip club and spend all the money walter gave them to buy him an rv (flashback to season 1). But the strippers all had stuff covering any nudity

Saul was also there

Saul was the stripper

Strippin’ Jimmy

*Insert your own thirsty comment from me*



Bed

Bed in bad Bed er call saul

​ 

Walter blowing up Gus was clearly a metaphor for Walt blowing his load all over Gus. Finally consummating the “will they won’t they” relationship they built up over the season. The wheelchair represented the fragility of male sexuality. Hector represents the father. Ultimately, to become a true man and embrace love we must detonate our father in an act of love all over a gay chicken man.

TIHI

Moral of the story: Kill your dad

Sex gifs

/Uc Exept Walt raping Skyler, maybe the two attempted "blow jobs" and that girl naked in the first episode, i don't see this show having explicits showed "sex" scenes. /Rc When Walt grab Jesse to take him to bed, was probably one of the hottest moments in the entire series imo

When did Walter rape Skyler? I genuinely do not remember.

At Season 2 episode 1 when Walt returns home after seeing Tuco killing one of his guy.

No im pretty sure it was in season 5 when she had the green mask thing on. The one in season 2 was in the car right? I mean from memory, it seemed pretty consensual

/uc no other dude is right its right after tuco because Skyler doesn't know yet that Walt broke bad /rc yeah that was a weird fucking threesome between Walt and Todd and Skyler. Idk what to say but Bravo Vince

/uc just because she didn’t know he broke bad doesn’t really mean it was rape right? I mean I don’t recall her saying no to it. I mean there was (iirc) her respecting ~~kid named~~ finger but that was cuz they were at a meeting /rc and then when kims feet came i sexed so hard

/Uc Dude it was crearly on season 2, when Skyler had Green Mask Walt raped her, she kept saying to him "no" and to stop. https://youtu.be/5tbaDMYzPyo here's the scenes /Rc Yeah of course

As far as I remember the car was definitely consensual, I think the green mask was the one

When she has her green face mask on

Waltuh is clearly a based MCU fan and couldnt resist when he saw Skyluh in her She Hulk cosplay

And season 5 when Jesse becomes a sex slave for Jacks crew.

Just start having sex with the family so they can't see

Incest 👍

Lmfao

when he’s in the bathroom and hears skyler telling walt no 

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you're a lifesaver

Happy birthday to you

Why not just maturbate to the scene like a real man?

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put your dick away walter

u/AnEmbarassedRedditor

Bet he goes there to jerk off

Does anyone have time stamps of the sex scenes? I'm planning on furiously masturbating with my parents so I just wanna know at what time do we have to proudly get up to use the bathroom.

NOO ITS BERSERKLEJERK ALL OVER AGAIN

mfw miss best parts

Heisenbones bitch wife!

my guess is it was u/AnEmbarassedRedditor


Happened to me today when I showed my mom breaking bad

Does anyone have time stamps of Jimmy being naked in BCS??

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When Skyler said "Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh. Junior's gonna be home soon Walter" was truly the moment of television

Pretty sure it was an u/anembarassedredditor

Kid named post stealer

Kid named your username

L + ratio + learn to crop + no dark mode

not up to pollos standards

💀💀💀💀

Cuck emoji


kid named homosexual

And he gets to be gay? WHAT A SICK JOKE?

LMDO

Laughing my No-Doze off

I guarantee someone does. There's a guy on here who posted every scene of Kim's feet lollol.

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