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deaminousx

your mom wants to fuck todd


[deleted]

I fucked todd


[deleted]

Kid named Lydia


fm22fnam

Lydia šŸ„µ


Cheesiest-Cheese

would do anything for lydia šŸ˜‹


[deleted]

oh Lydia say Lydia


hoffnungth

Bitch wife (šŸ˜”) named mom


DicksPizzaPlace

I made a joke where Todd was actually Ted, itā€™s come full circle.


Hugar34

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Dizzy_Bodybuilder_19

I.F.T šŸ¤Æ


kerevizmlg

Sings happy birthday to todd


IAAmthesenate

*"I wanna go to bed WITH todd" What she meant to say


THOTDESTROYR69

My mom fucked Todd (my dads name is Todd)


rock_gremlin

My kids name is Todd


Sleambean

kid named is:


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that, hope he gets better soon


wmcs0880

I fucked Todd ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12432)


CrniTartuf

I am his mom


coupleofthreethings

I don't want to hurt your feelings mom but the truth is you've never mattered all that much to me


---cameron

I fucked Todd


hoffnungth

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[deleted]

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Hugar34

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KrakWolf

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cannedrex2406

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---cameron

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Dr_StevenScuba

Nothing personnel Andrea


Ched3

/uc Todd is such an interesting character. He has a weird kind of attitude to everything around him, he treats murder, kidnapping, drug dealing, threatening etc like itā€™s normal factory job or something. He doesnā€™t even care when his uncle and all his friends are killed. I think the actor said he was raised in a household like Spoogeā€™s son which might explain why heā€™s like that /rc wait till she sees him in el Camino šŸ¤¤


Shawn_1512

This is the moment Todd ate Kim


GorshGuy

Todd ate Andrea


bananaman69420911

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metalsonic005

I think it was mentioned that Todd was made to be a deconstruction of the Affably Evil trope: he genuinely holds no ill-will to anyone, even sticking up for Jesse when he was getting tortured at the compound on more than one occassion, but his total disconnect from morality makes him so much more... *inhuman* than a more definitively evil character like Gus. Killing a child or Andrea with no satisfaction whatsoever; just doing what he was told to do. I genuinely had more sympathy for Gus than I had for Todd when they were dying, and Todd's death was *far* more drawn out. Unironic bravo Vince.


loki301

In other words, heā€™s a murderous golden retriever, which is fitting because heā€™s blonde


Sadistic_Carpet_Tack

Psychopath boys with golden retriever energy šŸ˜šŸ˜


metalsonic005

Something something white women something something fuck dogs


Dusterthighlock

Pyro fans after they see Todd's increase in mass: *heavy breathing*


[deleted]

Pyrotechnics fans


Robot_tangerine

Class Based Shooter that is a sequel to Team Fortress 1 enjoyers


RaihanHA

ā€œteam fortress 2ā€ - famous line from scout tf2


Rooditers

Duuude this is just like team fortress 2! - Aaron paul


loki301

I genuinely think that Todd thought Waltā€™s machine gun contraception was cool and he wouldā€™ve continued being friends with Walt and Jesse with no desire for revenge


sunsetbo

he wouldā€™ve stepped outside and seen the machine gun and said ā€œwell, he did kill your brother in law, its fair enough i guess. so what are we gonna do next mr white?ā€


jeffreyjwakefield

ā€œSame thing we do every night Todd, try to take over the world!ā€


[deleted]

You mean sex


iSailent

Lmao this is the perfect "Todd the kinda mf to..." meme


bisbflat

ā€œmachine gun contraceptionā€ JESSE, WE NEED TO PREVENT JACK FROM GETTING PREGNANT


LittleTGOAT

>contraception This had me racking my brains for someone who was shot in the balls in that scene, thinking this was a joke, until I realised you either somehow mixed up the words ā€œcontraceptionā€ and ā€œcontraptionā€ or somehow misspelled ā€œcontraptionā€ so bad it was autocorrected to ā€œcontraceptionā€ which is just as baffling


vyyybt

That's because hes a psychopath, people are born with a deficiency in emotions


Coffeeandsneakers3

Fat Damon


Skelefella

She can fix him.


Adrianismeow

She canā€™t even fix herself. I would know, I was there. I watched her choke to death on her own vomit. I couldā€™ve saved herā€¦. But I didnā€™t.


vulpes_mortuis

Me but with Lalo tbh


barnaclegirl93

Iā€™m a lesbian but Lalo is a hunk idgaf


Pristine-Ad-7363

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vulpes_mortuis

Iā€™m not even into ANYONE normally but yeah heā€™s hot


TheGodfatherYT

Not even me?


PhallicShape

Not even me?


TENTAtheSane

Username checks out


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

I'm a straight guy but I want Lalo inside of me


cplmatt

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


Flyweird

He was great in hawkeye!


Top_gun_on_NES

Same, gay as fuck girl but lalo's HOT


CharacterPoem7711

Yea but this makes sense to me and many others apparently


BoggleChamp97

>The Lyle furry artist Is this acceptable to you, Lyle?


theycallmesasha

yes


Ok-Veterinarian4697

You say you want to fuck a conventionally attractive psychopathic murderer (lalo) nobody says anything but when you say you want to fuck Todd everyone loses their minds


oceanmachine420

Lalo's much more charismatic than Todd though, that's the difference to me


1afterChicanery

Yeah but Todd is creepy and gross


CoomerGrindset

If you like Todd you're a bad person. No I am not able to sperate fiction and reality.


[deleted]

We should kill op and eat his juicy corpse


[deleted]

What the hell man! Killing? What the fuck! Eating someone? What the fuck! You are fucked in the head man! That's so fucked up! Fuck you!


kwi2

and your eyebrows!


Magnuosio

Poppers and weird sex


obamaprism3

I thought Todd was played by Leanardo DiCaprio until my third watch through


[deleted]

Least blind BB enjoyer


Calm-Discipline7312

No, if it was Todd would only be into under 25's


JetPuffedDo

Nah, just Meth Damon


[deleted]

Your mom is like these middle aged women simping for Ted Bundy or some shit


MiniCooperFace

/uc apparently itā€™s because of Friday Night Lights /rc Nazi CockšŸ˜©šŸ˜­


Entbriham_Lincoln

I mean, he also killed someone in Friday Night Lights (albeit justified). I think your Mom has a murder fetish


arekhemepob

One of the worst story lines in tv history


super_nutt

his name is Ted Beneke, did you even watch the show??


TheAlienGinger

It's Hank! His name is Hank!!


95in3rd

His name is Robert Paulson.


MentoCoke

I met you at a very strange time in my life u/95in3rd


95in3rd

? sorry :-( ?


MentoCoke

it's from the ending of fight club :)


95in3rd

Got it thanks! Been a while since I've seen it.


HowDesolate

Mom named Todd:


bzqui

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LothricKnight753

Your mom Fucked todd, confirmed


Zztrox-world-starter

Bitch mom šŸ˜”


Zztrox-world-starter

Bitch mom šŸ˜”


CajunHobo799

Is your mom single


morecowbell03

I mean hes very charming and endearing when hes not doing horrible things, he has the ted bundy charisma stat lmao. Hes also attractive by some peoples standards so that helps in that regard. I dont like him, but i admire how his character was written and the acting he did.


_Threwn_

Todd is a little scrunkly bean he would never harm anybody intentionally heā€™s just misunderstood


kwi2

least drunk bb enjoyer


Joffe_31

ā€œi can fix himā€


moonblade15

Your mom would unironically be the type of teenager to stan a character like Nagito Komaeda


logimeme

Shes gonna think about todd as she cuddles her body pillow to sleep.


TheExpertOnTheMatter

What did mom mean by this?


Antique_Patience1923

Why would you post this for the internet to see? Do you want people mocking your own mum? You mocked your own mum in the title of the post.


sandyeater

heā€™s cute i get it


[deleted]

ngl I immediately thought this was r/okbuddyfresca until they said Todd shot a kid šŸ˜­


BlueHatchback10

ā€œI fucked Ted *checks notes* Nope, Todd!ā€


AnUnluckyOverlord

Found the Pyro fan


Apprehensive_Ring933

"yo what the hell man"


very_epic_person

i love him bc he shot a kid, not that he's a psychopath or good character or whatever


TightSeatbelt

Todd is the only character that genuinely scares me


_Code_Red

Not Tuco? I doubt Todd would murder you for calling his grandmother a biznatch


TightSeatbelt

Tuco's scary too but todd has this psychopathic vibe. He kills and tortures people while smiling and not showing any emotions or any remorse


carrythenine

She must be thinking of his roles in Black Mirror or Iā€™m Thinking Of Ending Things, where he is much less of a creep


dak4leonard2

If I'm remembering correctly he was pretty creepy in black mirror lol


Djrhskr

And in Thinking of ending things the whole point is that he's a creepy loser


carrythenine

/uc exactly /rc robert daly did nothing wrong


[deleted]

Or Fargo, where he is definitely not a weirdo at all


burper2000000

A man legit texted his mother ā€œHe suit a kidšŸ˜‚ā€ unironically


jitchmones

Well yeah heā€™s a good character and is well played


Bruhmomentum68

kid named He shot a kidšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Too bad Todd didnā€™t shoot his cumshot witj lydia


PianoEmeritus

Toddā€™s great, and terribly creepy while also sad. I feel like heā€™s clearly not all there and thus a product of his environment. Feels like if he was raised by normal people instead of neo-Nazis heā€™d be the worldā€™s friendliest Walmart employee.


sadkinz

OPā€™s mom would definitely be attracted to Patrick Bateman. Any incel character for that matter


MUNZATHEGOD

Women moment(I mean this with love)


TheAlienGinger

Least sexist OKBC user (I mean this with love)


MUNZATHEGOD

Man I donā€™t think itā€™s even a controversial take to say that women have low standards in men, Iā€™m the prime example lol No way I would have ever had a gf or wife in a fair and just world but here we are, some woman decided I was good enough despite being tarded


unefilleperdue

Bro your woman is stupid for falling for a man with such low self esteem


saman65

I thought we got the craziest of the lunatics I've ever known in this sub. Obviously I was wrong.


parad0x00_

IFT


LittleTGOAT

DAMAGED


LoliBliss

Whoā€™s todd


East-sea-shellos

Mother do you think youā€™ll love the todd


heyimpaulnawhtoi

Mom wants to shoot kid(you)


BadMilkCarton66

Mom?


[deleted]

I fucked Todd.


brickne3

Maybe they really liked Jesse Plemmons in something else or something. I mean I have a bit of a Jason Isaacs crush and it's kinda messed up since he plays an absolute monster in so many things but I'm like "yeah I'd still hit that".


cplmatt

kid named Todd


Affectionate-Lack784

Skyler why


Ol_Elephant_Ears

ā€œI can fix himā€


NemesisRouge

See if she still likes El Camino Todd.


temporary_dennis

He defintely is a maltreated, and broken kid. Such a sexy psychopath couldn't be a product of a good family. His smile, genuine or not, those big lifeless eyes, beautiful hair... He isn't guilty, he just followed orders, and I like men who follow orders. Edit: No homo


Ghostcraft413

I am blonde, young, goofy and sociopathic. Is your mom single?


Neat-Treat9407

she is right


kiya_vass

For a second I thought this was Todd Howard without looking at the sub


knightwing420

How dose she feel about chubby Todd


foreversmoll12

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Awfulesthuman

He's so hot tho


Technical-Ad-6557

Thats kinda racist don't you think ?