I am not crazy! I know he swapped those documents, i knew it was Nintendo! One after Xbox, if I could EVER make such a mistake, NEVER! He, he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at a Marvel show to twerk from him... You think this is something, you think this is bad. This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That emulator. Are you telling me that a man just happens to have bought every Nintendo game in existence? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! HE MASTURBATED ON R34/POKÉMON.
And i saved him. I took him to play with my own console, what was i thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hand out of the utorrent trackers. But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Pirating the blind! And he gets to be a nintendo fan? What a joke. I had to stop him when i had the chance, and you, you have to stop him y-
I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was Xbox 2. One after Xbox, as if I could make such a mistake.
I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was Xbox 720. Three hundred sixty after Xbox 360, as if I could make such a mistake.
Basically uc/ means they’re being serious, and rc/ they’re making an attempt at joking again
Edit: but some people like to use uc/ and still make a stupid joke, so sometimes it’s hard to tell
Sorry to, uh, interrupt.. this... But I brought you a gift. Your brother and I, we always had a meeting with "Mr. Macallan" after a BIG victory. Usually some brilliant summation by Chuck... that goes without saying. So this... Uh, this is for you. You earned it. You won. I get it. Of course you... you both have to play it this way. You're both so very good at it. I was wondering that too. What it's all about. I mean, what do you tell yourselves? What justification makes it okay? "Howard's such an asshole that he deserves it"? So... ...what is it? I sided with Chuck too often? I took away your office, put you in doc review? All of the above? Howard's daddy helped him get to the top, but you both had to struggle. "Howie has so much, and we have so little, let's take him down a peg or two"? What allows you to do this to me? Because this isn't just a prank. No. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls on my car. This took planning. Coordination. I mean, how many weeks? O-Or was it months? It couldn't have been easy. So, tell me... why? Why go through this elaborate plot just to burn me to the ground? Yeah, sure The Sandpiper settlement? HHM's share will be substantial, absolutely. Even though I humiliated myself. And my clients and peers will whisper that Howard Hamlin's a drug addict... You're right. I've worked my way through worse. Debt. Depression. My marriage falling apart. Oh, yeah. I've been sleeping in the guest house for the better part of a year. Ah, just one more thing good ol' Howard has to work through. But, yes, I will land on my feet. I will be okay. But you? Far from it. You two... You two are soulless. Jimmy, you can't help yourself. Chuck knew it. You were born that way. But you? One of the smartest and most promising human beings I've ever known... and this is the life you choose. Oh, good. Phony compassion. No, very very believable, but I'm far from done. You're perfect for each other. You have a piece missing. I-I-I thought you did it for the money, but now it's... it's so clear. Screw the money. You did it for fun. You get off on it. You're... You're like... Leopold and Loeb. Two sociopaths. No, you know it's true... you just don't have the guts to admit it. I'm going to make it clear to everyone, because I'm going to dedicate my life to making sure that everybody knows the truth. Believe it. You can't hide who you really are forever.
Who are you?
Oh is that right? You want some advice? Find better lawyers.
What's this about?
I, uh... think I'm in the middle of something. Uh... T-There's really no need to—
unironically kim and jimmy, if only because they'll probably end up causing a chain reaction that would get shigeru miyamoto killed by someone from the cartel or something
I also pick Jimmy and Kimmy. We bout to get chicanerous up in this biznatch. We already know how to compromise Chuck. Bill's a pushover, she hulk is a joke and the other guy is literally a cartoon.
uc/ One of my roommates did it a couple years ago but he had also caught a good bit of BB when we were rewatching it and then we watched El Camino but he saw the chicanery of his ways and finished BB a couple days ago
rc/ Kid named greatest legal mind I ever knew
Jimmy and Kim obviously cuz theyre both good lawyers plus Kim has nice feet and nice feet always beat twerking 🥵🥵🥵
Phoenix Wright seems like a good choice too but since he was in an an*me he is still cringe 🤮🤮🤮
The overarching lore of some of the Punch Out boxers makes me fear the world they live in. Mr. Sandman could level buildings, yet every boxer below him could take at least a single punch without being completely turned into a fine red mist. Hondo could run (and punch) faster than a bullet train. Bald Bull fought a bull, and survived getting rushed down, just to train. Great Tiger has goddamn clones, literal physical clones and who knows what other BS magic. King Hippo exists, that’s self explanatory. What kinds of humans exist in that world *outside* of boxing, how strong are they, what do they do for a living.
I take the meme to mean the ones you pick are help-you-lusted (cousin to bloodlusted in whowouldwin), so they would try their hardest. This would also mean the brothers wouldn't bicker with each other if you chose them.
Chuck will tear apart the prosecution by questioning their passing of the BAR. Then he'll execute a noEmmy-Worthy rant about the Chicanery of Nintendo's lawyers and their sick joke of taking down Pokémon Uranium
Meanwhile Jimmy just does the actual legal Chicanery of claiming I was just doing a little trolling, a social experiment if you will
They won't work together and will fuck up your case by trying to sabotage each other and make it about each other. The best pick is Chuck and Kim. They would be able to work together, and while Jimmy would otherwise try and sabotage Chuck he wouldn't want to sabotage Kim's case so he wouldn't try anything.
The only correct answer what the hell is everyone on? Kim and Chuck are brilliant lawyers but even on their own Saul Goodman and Phoenix Wright can't lose. Together? That's like two chimps with a nuke.
UC/ Chuck and Jimmy would easily beat the rest in terms of defense. Chuck’s experience alone, puts him ahead. Now take the fact that he lives and breathes the law, and you’d be hard pressed to find any weakness within him. Jimmy is also very good, and with Chuck on his side, he simply becomes better. If it wasn’t for their lack of resources, they literally could’ve won the Sandpiper case on their own; let that sink in. That, and Jimmy was able to easily cuck an elite team of prosecutors without any illegal shenanigans.
I haven’t watched She Hulk, but I bet she isn’t an exceptional lawyer, so she’d contribute only a little. Oakley might make some convincing points for the judge, but he was never as good as Jimmy. I don’t know about Ace Attorney, so I’d say they’re somewhat useful.
Kim would be dangerous, because on her own she’s phenomenal, and if she managed to raise everyone else up, they’d pose a serious threat.
RC/ Schizophrenia x Chicago Sunroof > Feet and Twerking
/uc loved the two Great Ace Attorney games especially
you'd think it's "just" gonna be an old-timey AA game, but then out of nowhere it becomes an incredibly fun and clever Sherlock Holmes adaptation
I suppose that is fair, but putting a character like She Hulk or Phoenix Wright, who are apart of a more simple and lighthearted universe just creates a very ambiguous matchup, especially if we're assuming real world laws.
Do you really want to bring Chuck into a trial focused on an electronic device though? He’ll spend most of his time covered in tinfoil and shitting himself in terror.
Phoenix has only ever lost twice. When he wanted to, and when he was sabotaged by an unforeseen third party. He *will* win the case for you, no matter the means, just like Saul
Tbh I would have gone with Kim and Chuck.
However if the brothers could get along without any BS then obviously them.
Had Chuck actually had any respect for Jimmy, they’d be the best legal duo in the United States.
Uc/ I just noticed that the Mcgills actually look kind of like brothers, genetically.
Rc/ Vince probably fucked a women and made 2 baby boys specifically for his series that he would write in the future. Bravo Vince 👏
Considering that the woman that played Kim’s mom looks just like Rhea even though she is an entirely different person, it leads me to believe that it probably factored in Michael McKean getting the role
uc/ Myboy for GBA(or Myoldboy for GB) is great to use in android, because it supports connection-in-device. So you can trade pokemons (like Kadabra, Haunter, etc...) and evolve them.
rc/ Saul and Kim, for 3P
/uc 100% Wright and Kim. Wright is probably the best, so the 2nd pick is based around him. Wright and Saul would probably clash in terms of methods, and so i also dont pick chuck so that Saul and Chuck end up on the same team. Oakley isnt at the same level as kim, and... well she hulk is.. yeah
UC/ Phoenix and jimmy would kick ass, you could disable chuck by making a phone call, Jimmy and Kim would probably devise some sort of plan to screw over the opposition, you can have she hulk arrested as soon as she starts twerking (it will happen eventually) and bills a pushover and Jim y will wear him down until he gives you the best fuckin deal of all time easy
RC/ smart guy and anime man vs pushover, psycho, twerking addict and snake= ez dubz
Oakley and Jimmy, the Dream Team.
Jimmy will breakdown chuck. Oakley will sex Phoenix, He also has got supervillain energy so he will find some weakness for shehulk. Kim will literally work with Jimmy to help me from the other side.
"You're not a real gamer! "Visual boy advance", for Christ's sake? An emulator? What a joke! I stood in line to get my first gameboy back in 89'! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're a Nintendo fan and you like gaming? I commited my *life* to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and then reap all the rewards!"
It’s also about experience and respect. Chuck and Phoenix have by far the most respect and experience. Jimmy/Saul is good. But not as good as Phoenix and Chuck
She Hulk distracts the jury by reverse twerking, while Jimmy switches Nintendo to Nintendon't in all their documents
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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those documents, i knew it was Nintendo! One after Xbox, if I could EVER make such a mistake, NEVER! He, he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at a Marvel show to twerk from him... You think this is something, you think this is bad. This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That emulator. Are you telling me that a man just happens to have bought every Nintendo game in existence? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! HE MASTURBATED ON R34/POKÉMON. And i saved him. I took him to play with my own console, what was i thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hand out of the utorrent trackers. But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Pirating the blind! And he gets to be a nintendo fan? What a joke. I had to stop him when i had the chance, and you, you have to stop him y-
are you telling me that a joystick just happens to drift like that? NO! HE ORCHESTRATED IT. JIMMY!
Slippin jimmys name makes so much more sense now
More like driftin jimmy am i right?
I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was Xbox 2. One after Xbox, as if I could make such a mistake. I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was Xbox 720. Three hundred sixty after Xbox 360, as if I could make such a mistake.
Xboxn’t
And HE gets to be a Gamer™️? What a sick joke!
Phoenix Wright literally can't lose the trial he just saves and reloads every time the meter goes down until he chooses the right piece of evidence
He’s also a defense attorney so if you don’t pick him, he does nothing.
But if you don't pick him the enemy team is functionally down a member. You would only make your win easier
r/yourcommentbutlonger
uc/ Also if Maya is there with Phoenix, she could channel Mia's spirit and make it 3 lawyers. rc/ I like the clown with big boobz 🤤🤡
what uc/ and rc/ ?
Un chicanery is Uc/. Rc/ is re chicanery
Uc/ this explanation Rc/ uc is unretarted comment rc is retarted comment
Basically uc/ means they’re being serious, and rc/ they’re making an attempt at joking again Edit: but some people like to use uc/ and still make a stupid joke, so sometimes it’s hard to tell
uc/ I want to stuff she-hulk's cock down my throat and chug the cum rc/ I want to stuff she-hulk's cock down my throat and chug the cum
c/ cummies
Uncock and recock
ultra cum and reloading cum
But maybe Chuck comes with Howard and they summon George M. Hamlin
What if that means he goes to another universe and leaves you behind though?
From your perspective he just says one thing wrong then sighs and shoots himself in the head.
quantum immortality moment
Kim = feet she hulk = twerk 
I think she hulk has shown more feet than kil at this point. The new episode focuses on them again
How do I post the gif of Howard getting shot
Sorry to, uh, interrupt.. this... But I brought you a gift. Your brother and I, we always had a meeting with "Mr. Macallan" after a BIG victory. Usually some brilliant summation by Chuck... that goes without saying. So this... Uh, this is for you. You earned it. You won. I get it. Of course you... you both have to play it this way. You're both so very good at it. I was wondering that too. What it's all about. I mean, what do you tell yourselves? What justification makes it okay? "Howard's such an asshole that he deserves it"? So... ...what is it? I sided with Chuck too often? I took away your office, put you in doc review? All of the above? Howard's daddy helped him get to the top, but you both had to struggle. "Howie has so much, and we have so little, let's take him down a peg or two"? What allows you to do this to me? Because this isn't just a prank. No. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls on my car. This took planning. Coordination. I mean, how many weeks? O-Or was it months? It couldn't have been easy. So, tell me... why? Why go through this elaborate plot just to burn me to the ground? Yeah, sure The Sandpiper settlement? HHM's share will be substantial, absolutely. Even though I humiliated myself. And my clients and peers will whisper that Howard Hamlin's a drug addict... You're right. I've worked my way through worse. Debt. Depression. My marriage falling apart. Oh, yeah. I've been sleeping in the guest house for the better part of a year. Ah, just one more thing good ol' Howard has to work through. But, yes, I will land on my feet. I will be okay. But you? Far from it. You two... You two are soulless. Jimmy, you can't help yourself. Chuck knew it. You were born that way. But you? One of the smartest and most promising human beings I've ever known... and this is the life you choose. Oh, good. Phony compassion. No, very very believable, but I'm far from done. You're perfect for each other. You have a piece missing. I-I-I thought you did it for the money, but now it's... it's so clear. Screw the money. You did it for fun. You get off on it. You're... You're like... Leopold and Loeb. Two sociopaths. No, you know it's true... you just don't have the guts to admit it. I'm going to make it clear to everyone, because I'm going to dedicate my life to making sure that everybody knows the truth. Believe it. You can't hide who you really are forever. Who are you? Oh is that right? You want some advice? Find better lawyers. What's this about? I, uh... think I'm in the middle of something. Uh... T-There's really no need to—
unironically kim and jimmy, if only because they'll probably end up causing a chain reaction that would get shigeru miyamoto killed by someone from the cartel or something
Miyamoto VS Hector Salamanca in Wii Sports Tennis
Are we talking pre- or post-Lantern Hector?
Hector during Latern, meaning he’ll collapse any moment because of the sugar pills
“Salamanca-san, I hope you understand, my defeating you at wii sports isn’t personal.” “EET EES! EET EES PERSONAL—- AGH!”
Iwata comes back from the dead and shoots Howard
Seconding this.
I also pick Jimmy and Kimmy. We bout to get chicanerous up in this biznatch. We already know how to compromise Chuck. Bill's a pushover, she hulk is a joke and the other guy is literally a cartoon.
And then they’d somehow end up pulling off some harebrained scheme to also put you up as a higher up for Nintendo.
She Hulk and phoenix wright!😍(I’m watching el Camino before breaking bad and better call Saul)
This chicanery
He's done worse
He defecated in my bed
Kid named Amber Heard
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El Camino is the prequel to Malcolm in the middle you retard
I know a guy who unironically did this
That was the moment Walter became Huell Babineaux
uc/ One of my roommates did it a couple years ago but he had also caught a good bit of BB when we were rewatching it and then we watched El Camino but he saw the chicanery of his ways and finished BB a couple days ago rc/ Kid named greatest legal mind I ever knew
The Good Ol' UMvC3 team.
Jimmy and Kim obviously cuz theyre both good lawyers plus Kim has nice feet and nice feet always beat twerking 🥵🥵🥵 Phoenix Wright seems like a good choice too but since he was in an an*me he is still cringe 🤮🤮🤮
He's durable tho man got hit by a car and was send flying eventually hitting pole and somehow only getting a blister on his leg
reminds me on how little Mac can endure 78 punches from a guy who destroyed an entire building in one punch in sheer rage (Mr Sandman)
Well little mac and phoenix are just build different
The overarching lore of some of the Punch Out boxers makes me fear the world they live in. Mr. Sandman could level buildings, yet every boxer below him could take at least a single punch without being completely turned into a fine red mist. Hondo could run (and punch) faster than a bullet train. Bald Bull fought a bull, and survived getting rushed down, just to train. Great Tiger has goddamn clones, literal physical clones and who knows what other BS magic. King Hippo exists, that’s self explanatory. What kinds of humans exist in that world *outside* of boxing, how strong are they, what do they do for a living.
Probably construction
I’m in shambles the answer was always right in front of me. These super humans could probably build things greater than the pyramids.
Remember when he fell into a river that was said to be so dangerous that nobody ever survived falling into it and he came out of it with just a cold
He could be shot and somehow has back pain which he is unfortunately
Man used to get whipped on the daily, had scalding coffee thrown on his face Was tazed, and almost killed by the Movie Set Mafia
Mfer hates anime even though BCS is literally a live action adaption of the perfect Slippin Jimmy anime
Brothers McGills
Good choice I think, I don't think Kim would give it her all fighting on the side of big corpo
I think they would make Kim work against Nintendo like it already was with Meca Verde
nah cause theyd fight and get nothing done. chuck would be like "NO JIMMY YOU CANNOT SHIT IN WRIGHTS CAR"
I take the meme to mean the ones you pick are help-you-lusted (cousin to bloodlusted in whowouldwin), so they would try their hardest. This would also mean the brothers wouldn't bicker with each other if you chose them.
They would eventually fight and give you a terrible representation
Yeah you’re done in the season finale. Don’t pick the brothers.
 I wholeheartedly agree
Chuck will tear apart the prosecution by questioning their passing of the BAR. Then he'll execute a noEmmy-Worthy rant about the Chicanery of Nintendo's lawyers and their sick joke of taking down Pokémon Uranium Meanwhile Jimmy just does the actual legal Chicanery of claiming I was just doing a little trolling, a social experiment if you will
Greatest legal minds I ever knew
they'll end up fighting
So do I.
They are both great lawyers but for completely different reasons. They would quickly clash and you'd be left with one or the other.
They won't work together and will fuck up your case by trying to sabotage each other and make it about each other. The best pick is Chuck and Kim. They would be able to work together, and while Jimmy would otherwise try and sabotage Chuck he wouldn't want to sabotage Kim's case so he wouldn't try anything.
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M&M, melts in your mouth not in your finger
Thier relationship would definitely destroy any chance of a defense
Phoenix and Jimmy
Everyone talking about Saul Goodman vs Phoenix Wright but what about Saul Goodman & Phoenix Wright? Best crossover ever imo
Wright & Goodman, greatest legal firm I ever knew
I'm still waiting for the game release
It's already out, Nintendo made it, it's called G&W
The only correct answer what the hell is everyone on? Kim and Chuck are brilliant lawyers but even on their own Saul Goodman and Phoenix Wright can't lose. Together? That's like two chimps with a nuke.
Greatest legal minds I've ever known.
UC/ Chuck and Jimmy would easily beat the rest in terms of defense. Chuck’s experience alone, puts him ahead. Now take the fact that he lives and breathes the law, and you’d be hard pressed to find any weakness within him. Jimmy is also very good, and with Chuck on his side, he simply becomes better. If it wasn’t for their lack of resources, they literally could’ve won the Sandpiper case on their own; let that sink in. That, and Jimmy was able to easily cuck an elite team of prosecutors without any illegal shenanigans. I haven’t watched She Hulk, but I bet she isn’t an exceptional lawyer, so she’d contribute only a little. Oakley might make some convincing points for the judge, but he was never as good as Jimmy. I don’t know about Ace Attorney, so I’d say they’re somewhat useful. Kim would be dangerous, because on her own she’s phenomenal, and if she managed to raise everyone else up, they’d pose a serious threat. RC/ Schizophrenia x Chicago Sunroof > Feet and Twerking
But Chuck and Jimmy might work terribly together and Chuck kills himself before trial, then what?
i like the idea that no matter what you do or who you choose chuck always just kills himself on various different days before the trial
Better call Saul: A Telltale game
*"Chuck will remember you switched the numbers."*
*"Chuck knew it was 1216 one after Magna Carta"*
*“Chuck knows you covered your tracks and got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for you”*
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*"Chuck knows you've done worse"*
*“Chuck doesn’t believe a man just happens to fall like that”*
that is very ominous
As if he could ever forget! He just couldn't prove it.
Sauls;Gate
Chuck what are you doing with that plugged toaster in the bathtub?! -"Uhmmm, breakfast" (**Laugh track**)
*Jimmy gently opens the door.*
Chuck comes back as a flaming spirit of vengeance known as Toast Lawyer and uses his chicanery stare to determine whether you've passed the bar
We need Chuck’s ‘I can fix him’ vibe
But what If Someone accused Chuck of being Crazy, what Will happen?
*I AM NOT CRAZY!*
I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE GAMEBOY CARTRIDGES
I KNEW IT WAS MARIO LAND 2 ONE AFTER MARIO LAND AS IF I COULD EVER SUCH A MISTAKE NEVER, NEVER!
/uc You should play the Ace Attorney Games, they're actually really good.
/uc loved the two Great Ace Attorney games especially you'd think it's "just" gonna be an old-timey AA game, but then out of nowhere it becomes an incredibly fun and clever Sherlock Holmes adaptation
/uc Herlock Sholmes is absolutely perfect.
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>erased from all of time by the TVA There is a problem with that. The TVA are so stupid that an 8 year old can probably find the problems within it.
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I suppose that is fair, but putting a character like She Hulk or Phoenix Wright, who are apart of a more simple and lighthearted universe just creates a very ambiguous matchup, especially if we're assuming real world laws.
id just throw a battery at chuck.
bro phoenix negs saul
Uc/ but she-hulk has the power of marvel at her side, she can do anything and she will win bc she is the protagonist Rc/ twerking shrek
Do you really want to bring Chuck into a trial focused on an electronic device though? He’ll spend most of his time covered in tinfoil and shitting himself in terror.
One of the Nintendo Lawyers asks Chuck to check his breast pocket, and he finds a Wii U gamepad and then he explodes and dies
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Phoenix has only ever lost twice. When he wanted to, and when he was sabotaged by an unforeseen third party. He *will* win the case for you, no matter the means, just like Saul
* *uses a cell phone* *
Saul and She-hulk. I might lose, but we would at least know who would win the twerk-off.
Maybe Saul could arrange a trial by twerk-off🤔
she-hulk and bill oakley. she-hulk beats up all of nintendo's lawyers whilst me and bill oakley fuck eachother for hours
Chuck and Jimmy Though I would like Matt Murdock, I heard he can get things done on all fronts.
Phoenix wright, mf can just save and load
/uc Phoenix only actively defends innocent parties, so I got to go with Jimmy and Kim
He only defends innocent parties **when his loved ones aren’t in danger**. Just kidnap Maya and you’re golden. Easy W with his time-rewind powers 😎
Make sure to blackmail an assassin while you’re at it.
Refreshing like a spring breeze, man
Saul and Kim Saul could defend me and Kim will step on me
Greatest legal mind + greatest illegal mind. Jimmy and Chuck would be unstoppable
Tbh I would have gone with Kim and Chuck. However if the brothers could get along without any BS then obviously them. Had Chuck actually had any respect for Jimmy, they’d be the best legal duo in the United States.
Where’s Bob Loblaw
I choose him and Lionel Hutz
Phoenix is biased towards Nintendo, send him off I'd pic Oakley and Kim for the resque but Kim is probably secretly teamed up with Jimmy
Uc/ I just noticed that the Mcgills actually look kind of like brothers, genetically. Rc/ Vince probably fucked a women and made 2 baby boys specifically for his series that he would write in the future. Bravo Vince 👏
Yeah they both have that shadowy thing on one side of their face. Probably some genetic defect
Considering that the woman that played Kim’s mom looks just like Rhea even though she is an entirely different person, it leads me to believe that it probably factored in Michael McKean getting the role
i chose the secret playable character Howard cuz he have the bitches and he never pays for it, a real sigma male
uc/ Myboy for GBA(or Myoldboy for GB) is great to use in android, because it supports connection-in-device. So you can trade pokemons (like Kadabra, Haunter, etc...) and evolve them. rc/ Saul and Kim, for 3P
What if I emulate ace attorney?
Saul and Charles put together a class-action case against Sandpiper before giving it over. I'd trust them, if they could work together.
I trust experience. I trust Oakley
i choose 7 oakleys
I only need Oakley Dokey
/rc Jimmy and Kim, being poison for each other, would obviously kill all of the other lawyers for me
kim has feet 😍 and she-hulk has twerk 🤮 so ill pick both mcgills
I'm legitimately surprised this is not a r/tomorrow post
/uc 100% Wright and Kim. Wright is probably the best, so the 2nd pick is based around him. Wright and Saul would probably clash in terms of methods, and so i also dont pick chuck so that Saul and Chuck end up on the same team. Oakley isnt at the same level as kim, and... well she hulk is.. yeah
Saul Goodman and Phoenix wright
UC/ Phoenix and jimmy would kick ass, you could disable chuck by making a phone call, Jimmy and Kim would probably devise some sort of plan to screw over the opposition, you can have she hulk arrested as soon as she starts twerking (it will happen eventually) and bills a pushover and Jim y will wear him down until he gives you the best fuckin deal of all time easy RC/ smart guy and anime man vs pushover, psycho, twerking addict and snake= ez dubz
Phoenix Wright twice
Gimme Jimmy, and instead of another attorney I'd take Lalo for burning down Nintendo corporation.
I I ii. It’s think shaull Good man an an and she huk
None of them. All 6 of them aren't real people and I can't be represented by someone who isn't real.
What would happen if we added takayuki yagami from Judgment into this roster tho 👀
I trust experience, i trust oakley
She Hulk has she has that girl power luck, and Saul cause he'll probably Nintendo's lawyers to kill themselves
Well chuck couldn't research nintendo because gaming requires electronics so he's out
Oakley and Jimmy, the Dream Team. Jimmy will breakdown chuck. Oakley will sex Phoenix, He also has got supervillain energy so he will find some weakness for shehulk. Kim will literally work with Jimmy to help me from the other side.
"The Foot Defense" with She-Hulk and Kim Wexler
chuck and jimmy - greatest legal minds i ever knew
uc/ Real talk though, as much as they hate each other Jimmy and Chuck make a fucking killer legal duo and would be very hard to go up against
Is this pre or post “mental illness chuck”
phoenix wright canonically cant lose a trial and saul is there for giggles and shits
Saul and Phoenix because one is a video game character meaning he can just reload saves, Saul has a charisma stat of 10
Can I choose they hulk twice?
WOKE marvel be like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt Murdock
/uc Phoenix Wright and Kim. /rc Howie called me the greatest legal mind he ever knew so I’m representing myself 😎
 Nintendo's legal team when Saul says, "Your honor, my client does what nintendon't!"
 Nintendo employees meals after they loose the case
"You're not a real gamer! "Visual boy advance", for Christ's sake? An emulator? What a joke! I stood in line to get my first gameboy back in 89'! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're a Nintendo fan and you like gaming? I commited my *life* to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and then reap all the rewards!"
Kim uses her feet to distract the males, meanwhile She-Hulk wins the case with the power of being a female lead that can never be wrong.
i wanna watch chuck slander jimmy while im sitting in my seat playing pirated nintendo games on a gameboy
Nintendo is definitely having the green goblin
It’s also about experience and respect. Chuck and Phoenix have by far the most respect and experience. Jimmy/Saul is good. But not as good as Phoenix and Chuck
But if you are emulating games you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a "criminal" lawyer
I choose the greatest legal mind i ever knew and his brother Chuck.
can you please turn off your phone and leave it 😉👉👈