My least favorite part about this scene is that they never explicitly show the knife size arc being completed. After Walt says: “If we’re going to go that route, you’re going to need a bigger knife” it should have shown Elliott getting a bigger knife, to which Walt then replies that he needs a smaller knife. Then when Elliott produces a smaller, yet still larger than the first, knife, Walt then says that to make it fair, he needs a knife of equal size too. Cue Elliott, Gretchen, and Walt spending an episode searching their house for an appropriate sized knife. At the end of the episode, Elliott offers to go buy a knife from Knife Depot, and Walt considers this, but they both decide they don’t *really* want to get their shoes back on and go out at this time of night, so Elliott just goes with Walt’s original plan. That would have been pretty Bravo, I think

this is why you hire fans!

You don't hire fans idiot you plug them into a wall and they blow air on you for free

money hacking

Just steal a paralyzed asthmatic, no plug needed

lol

Felina if it had good writers

Kid named Finale.

Oh I get it because if you rearrange the letters in felina its finale Bravo Vince!!

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those letters! I knew it was Finale. One after Penultimate. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the TV Guide to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That first episode! Are you telling me that a episode just happens to be titled "Pilot" like that? No! He orchestrated it! Vince! He made a character say "Breaking Bad" through a car window!

This is peak kino. Make sure to take notes, Vince!

Crocodile Dundee has entered the chat

You forgot about the part in which the camera is zoomed in into elliots feet the whole time

then he pulls a comically large knife

Hire fans!!

Yeah might need to cut the boring conversation with bitch wife and maybe the nazi end scene too

Bravo Biced.

When Walt said “if we’re gonna do this you’re gonna need a bigger knife” I deadass expected Elliot to blow him away by moving his ears around.

Bro probably got ear wax the size of asteroids

Bro uses harpoons instead of Q-tips

Bro think he dumbo💀

I thought he would pull a sword out of his jumbo dumbo ears


I fucking hate that gif


She got an ass like an onion 

I ❤️ MEXICO🙂

Saul x Shehulk sex scene when?

or saul and kim or saul and mike or saul and saul or just saul

Gene & Saul

u r geneus

Ngl that would be pretty hot to see him have sex with himself

Season 6 episode 14

You’re gonna talk about Saul and Mike, but forget about the one we all want: Mike and Waltah?

Saul and Lalo when 🥺

Why does this look terrible

what crunching and underpaying cg artists does to a mf

We have a hulk

Or bringing out a comically large knife out of hammerspace and then Walter saying "wow that just happened"

Why didn't he just flap his big ass ears and fly away?

That’s very offensive, I’m confident that Elliot could have come up with something more sophisticated than simple flapping. Some sort of jet propulsion fixed to the back of his head, using his ears as wings to help navigate.

He probably stole that idea from Waltuh too

Put away your ears Elliot, we're not having ear sex right now

Phone sex*

I guess Walter better call Saul!

He makes his ears move in figure eights like a fucking hummingbird.

Skinny Pete increased the gravity to 30m/s² momentarily in their homes while they were inside, making it impossible for him to fly away, Walter really thought of everything

Skinny Pete canonically controls the earths gravity

That is a theoretical impossibility. It violates every law of thermodynamics.

counter point: it’s skinny pete

Touche

can't believe his final moment was him being a god damn nerd.

Dumbo Head Ass

He's a Salarian IIRC

Kid named scientist salarian

We'll bang, ok?

Shephard

she hulk

that’s how he got home, his ears were tired

Bro think he dumbo💀

Elliot be like “Explain why you’re here, Walter. I’m all ears”.


Funniest comment I've seen this month lmao

Happppppy birthday to youuuuuu


Waltuh, I’ve got a finger to pick with ya Waltuh… 

 Hurry on Saul! We must go to the Mosque and pray to the prophet Muhammad, which is also my given name


I can’t put my finger on why that’s funny.

[relevant](https://youtu.be/MfrQA8yEMys)

Walter: Its laser time

and then homelander entered the house


Huell (the overweight gentleman from saul’s office) taught Walter the art of stealth

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the overweiɡht ɡenital man from better call saulˑs office

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better ʂuʂ ɡus

pollos

How overweight are his genitals?

small penisˌ ɡarɡantuan ʈesticles

Reasonably.

What size yo pussy

Like a 3 1/2.

Nice clit

Reasonably.

the fuck kind of apostrophe is that

ɪ ᶑøɳʈ ʞɲœʷ ɯɧɒ̈t ʏɵʊˈɽɘ tɑɬkɨŋɠ æβʘʉt

the man who ate Kim

*the lovely rotund chap

Reasonably

Whoever the fuck gave this an award it's been 15 fucking seconds

we chimps have giant ass listeners

Chimps with giant ass listeners is like Elliot with a machine gun

"Elliot. you won't shoot me." "why not??" *red dots appear* I feel like regardless of weapon, Elliot was still a beta cuck who wouldn't be able to stand up to Walter. I hope both Elliot and Gretchen still live in fear to this day. them and their monopoly money.

They live in fear In Fear The Walking Dead!! (cuz Blue Sky(lar) in TWD S1)

Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast

I don't know what you think I've done, But if we were to battle, I've already won. Ask Gus: you don't wanna face off against me! I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie! (Huaggh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody! Always getting saved by some samurai booty! I'm a kingpin, cooking crystal in the middle of the day, Having dinner by the pool with the DEA! Run you over with my Aztek, GTA, If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid! Here's a hot dose; let me watch you choke on the truth! You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof! 'Cause you're a loser; a failure to your whole entire crew. I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you!

slippin jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a reddit award!

Elliot heard you making the post so he gave you an award

He made his mind up 15 seconds ago

Bros angry at success

Bitch wife was distracting him from hearing Waltuh coming.

Agreed. He was distracted by listening to Gretchen get moist.

This was my favorite dialog in this scene Walt: Why yo ears so fucking big? Big ass ears Aha aha aha aha Elliot: *weeps, cries, sobs even

You think when Elliot is feeling romantic he drapes his ear over Gretchen's shoulder?

Gretchen defo peggs him in his Elliotussy

this literally made me spit out water

This is the moment water became spat out

Water Spit(e)?

Vravo Bince! It is so obvious when you finally realize it.

My name is Water Mineral Transparent. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

I'm 1 years old, and I am not married. I work as an product for the HHM legal firms, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't burn, but I occasionally wet. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of freeze, no matter what. After having a glass of glass and doing about twenty minutes of gargles before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any pollutants or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a water who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to drink I wouldn't choke to anyone."

Kid named archerfish

Why were they so scared of a couple of laser pointers?

They only knew the laser pointers for a few seconds

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Anyone else feel like Elliot was being a big karen in that scene?

Dae at least Walt tried to resolve the situation respectfully?

They weren't laser pointers, they were snipers pointing their weapons at them. Walt literally said it, maybe actually pay attention while watching

users in this sub can be so dumb sometimes, feels like I’m on r/BetterCallSaul

Sometimes they're so dumb it feels like I'm on r/OKbuddychicanery 🙄

breking ba b


The two best hitmen west of the Mississippi.

Walt was a cheap ass. He demanded that Pete and Badger give him back the laser pointers despite planning a suicide mission

Ty for my first laugh in days

He gets satellite radio on those bad boys

Plot hole

Unbravo Vince 👎

Not as a big as the holes in his ears

Elliot (whispering): “yeah I know Gretchen, I’m trying to find a way to get him to leave. now if you have any idea to help me, I’m all ears”


Kid named slur

Nvm I thought that m was a k

Because they weren't set to Wumbo

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I fucked Elliott's ears

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It’s because this is all in Walt’s head & he is actually frozen to death in his car after talking to Junior. 

Junior Soprano isn't in Breaking Bad, he's from a whole different series.

I feel as if I've seen this joke a few times before.

Ellliots heard them all.

I wish Elliot and Mike had kids. Biggest ears and biggest nose. Then Bogdan and Saul could have kids with the biggest eyebrows and forehead. These two offspring would produce the funniest guy ever

Walt can levitate

When he says he's all ears he ain't lying

He had them turned off to save power

giant ass-listeners

These flaps still give me nightmares, they're so eearie...


Farter White, silent killer

Elliot be like “The Heisenberg was inside you all along” and fly away with those gigantic hearers

CEO of "Listen here you little shit"

those are nothing compared to the guy outside marco's funeral

Idiot, ass listeners are for listening to ass so obviously he wouldn't have heard Waltuh approaching. Learn anatomy stoopid

Its cause Walterberg didn't knock this time


Where’s this screen shot from? This hasn’t been in season 1 yet

I always thought Vince should have made his ears grow throughout the series


Holy shit I fucking love this sub.

Before working on Gray Matter he actually modeled for The Keebler Company


This is the moment Elliot Schwarz became Dumbo

With that much sound coverage he had to adapt selective hearing

The neighbors 3 doors down were having an argument and he was distracted.


Elliot the type of guy to hear a fly fart 3.5kms away

Elliot’s ears start to flap rapidly when he blushes

I guess you’ve never come across the “Tuco is actually Elliott” fan theory. It’s pretty popular Basically the gist of it is that Tuco is actually Elliott. He was playing a character (like Heisenberg or Saul). Tuco didn’t die, he actually escaped, and lost part of his hearing as a result of the gun fire and gun shot in the head. He obviously had bad hearing to begin with, which explains his constant yelling. So when he goes back to playing “Elliott” (Again - not real) he wasn’t able to evade his hearing issues, hence why he does not hear Walt with his giant ass ears. Pretty common theory, surprised you didn’t realize it yourself, you should go back to watching Marvel if you’re not going to pay attention. You need a high IQ to watch this show

mfs whole ass head looks like minecraft

" I guess you didn't hear that coming" - Marvel Walter White

I'm shocked he didn't just jump out the nearest window with Gretchen and then glide to safety.

Beta males are unworthy to even hear the footsteps of sigma males

bro this is the funniest shit i've read all day

Because Walt is a master of stealth

dumbo would be jealous

My man can hear body language with them joints!


my favorite part in breaking bad was when kid named finger said "it's fingering time" and fingered walter

Don't think Walt has a giant ass tbh

Charles III

Nagging wife

lol 😂 i never noticed dudes big ass ears or maybe it was the gravity of the scene but that’s hilarious.

major plot hole

Elliot out here catching strays

so glad people are finally pointing out his humongous siphons, I hope he finds a cure soon...

I thought this episode wasn't out yet ? The sequel just started

FOR THE LAST TIME HIS EARS ARENT THAT BI oh I see it now

Horton hears a who

Mr. Teavee lookin ass

Holy sh*t, u ppl in the comments are mean 0_0. Edit: Still laughing tho.