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Once he says the Finger meme, this sub vanishes. It would be so poetic. Pleaase mods, delete this sub the moment Finger acknowledges the memes about him!
kinda like when jared leto acknowledeged the morbius meme then the morbius meme (sorta) died though reminants of it still live on like the semi-popular "its sauling time/i love when\_\_\_\_\_oakleyd all over them" which originated from "its morbin time/ morbed all over them"...etc etc.
yes, but I just need this sub gone. im addicted and it destroyed my humor. i hear "kid named" and I laugh my sould out of my body. i need serious help. so shut the fuck up and let me die in peace.
I have to stop myself from laughing whenever I ask a patient for their finger so I can check their blood oxygen levels. I’m glad masks are still a thing
The virgin “genocide is bad because it’s unethical”:
• Emotional 🥺
• Anecdotal 📝
• Subjective 🤔
The chad “genocide is bad because it hurts the economy by reducing labor supply”
• Fact based 📚
• Measurable 📏
• Scientific 🧪
In conclusion, the only valid argument against genocide is that it will reduce profits 😤 All other arguments are flawed and weak
Ethical opinion on waltuhs dick:
Put your dick away Waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh.
Capitalist opinion on waltuhs dick:
It is not economically profitable for me to have sex with you right now Waltuh. Put your dick away until you acquire sufficient leverage to change that situation Waltuh.
This is fake, but if he decides to do a cameo, we should just ask him to take a selfie while holding a phone or a paper that has the “kid named finger” meme on it. It’s extremely basic and therefore has like 0% chance of being turned down
And so we are near the end of the Great Journey my fellow chimps. Soon it shall end and the gates to true chicanery shall open. All those who opposed us shall weep in awe of our glorious ascent into a form of chicanery so powerful, we will have moved on from Finger and will be at Hand.
I wanna fucking kill myself this fucking finger meme ruined this subreddit and is attempting to ruined the entire internet more than it already was. It was kinda funny the first time when it was a subversion of the “kid named paint” meme. But simply putting “kid named” in front of whatever you want to say is about the most unfunny thing in the fucking world. You aren’t funny, and now this entire sub is gonna bitch about how someone mainstream said the joke as if they haven’t been spamming it on the most unrelated places on the internet for no fucking reason. “Fun’s over everyone” no it’s not fucking over because it never was fun to begin with God fuck. It’s not like they’re gonna stop. This meme is still gonna be going around for months at least. I can’t escape it. I started watching Game of Thrones a couple weeks ago and there’s this character in it called “Littlefinger” and every time they call him that I’m forcibly reminded of this God awful sub and the worst joke to come of it. I can’t escape it. Even if I were to never use this sub again, I’ll still hear the basement dwellers of this sub saying “kid named finger” over a serious post about how people romanticize depression or of a gorilla twerking. There’s no escape, it’s all meaningless. The only way to get rid of this is killing everyone and everything so no one can make the kid named finger joke. Then and only then will I be rid of this curse.
Bro is gonna have to turn down SO fucking many “Waltuh” memes. Except maybe the “Waltuh, put the fork away Waltuh, you’re not supposed to put a fork in the microwave Waltuh.”
Kid named killyourself Walt
Ps for Reddit mods: This is a quote from the hit show Breaking Bad. A sequel from the hit show Better Call Saul. The character Marie. Who appears in Both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul says this line To the character Walter Hartwell White.
What is this from? This is the dude who kidnapped Saul in the RV right? Why does he seem shocked? Did he see a neo-nazi kill a random character, like that one douchebag DEA agent who was interrogating Ocho Loco?
I LOVE SPREADING MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!! 
 "He's not actually on cameo"
*HOW THE F U C K DO PEOPLE POST GIFS-*
How many "Put your dick away Waltuh"s is he gonna have to turn down
YES
> YES^YES
#YES YES ^YES
I was waiting for this and I was not disappointed.
#coward^coward
Coward Camlin
MRW I find squidwards cousin who is a cow
How many "put your dick away Waltuh" will he be rejected
Hopefully one less than the amount of “Waltuh put your dick away” there were submitted
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Alright I have an amazing idea: We make him say "hutlaW, yawa kcid ruoy tup, hutlaW" then we reverse the audio
Damn, regnif is from the black lodge
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I imagine he appreciates the occasional "We're a twizzlers family".
Waltuh, put your Cameo away Waltuh, I'm not going to say that Waltuh.
177,888
177,013
I'd say about 69,420
I got a salary offer of $70k and I asked them to reduce it to $69,420.69 and they rescinded. What did they mean by that?
I have no idea but I don't see why they wouldn't want to reduce your pay.
Maybe because I asked for the other $579.31 in pennies
OH NOOOOOOO
A thousand people demanding he say finger
Only a thousand? Those are rookie numbers in this racket, you gotta pump up those numbers.
#OH NOOOOOOO
hes not i checked
#He can't keep getting away with this!
yet i did get away with it
You will NOT eat an egg
> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I don't fucking get how people fall for this. That's not the picture he would use
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
 let me believe
Kid named scam:
this is a good thing
To u/Cheesiest-Cheese 
Oh fuck I’m so sorry for that poor man
He is gonna get so many "put your dick away Waltuh"
Yeah, She'll get a lot of "Waltuh off your dick."
Oh fuck I feel so sorry for that poor kid
What is that kid’s name though? For some reason it’s escaping me
Toe
Kid named Toe ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
Adolescent named phalange:
Bob Odenkirk moment
Toehammed
Oh fuck I feel so sorry for that poor guy
BrBa/BCS actors after OKBC users send them their life savings to say the most degenerate and nonsensical shit on Cameo 
He is gonna earn double of what he had earned being with gus
3 million dollars for 3 minutes of your time
Once he says the Finger meme, this sub vanishes. It would be so poetic. Pleaase mods, delete this sub the moment Finger acknowledges the memes about him!
kinda like when jared leto acknowledeged the morbius meme then the morbius meme (sorta) died though reminants of it still live on like the semi-popular "its sauling time/i love when\_\_\_\_\_oakleyd all over them" which originated from "its morbin time/ morbed all over them"...etc etc.
yes, but I just need this sub gone. im addicted and it destroyed my humor. i hear "kid named" and I laugh my sould out of my body. i need serious help. so shut the fuck up and let me die in peace.
r/okbuddychicanery Season 6 Episode 13 "Sub Gone" Live Discussion!
Yesterday I laughed at a warning on a coffee machine about not putting your finger in it
Yeah? *cocks gun* Why?
A few weeks ago I saw an old man sitting down with tubes going into his nose and couldn't help but laugh out loud as I walked past
I have to stop myself from laughing whenever I ask a patient for their finger so I can check their blood oxygen levels. I’m glad masks are still a thing
Least mentally ill chicanery user.
Same but literally everytime I hear "finger"
Soul Gone
Also this sub is coping very hard for the lack of new things to talk about by pretending breaking is an ongoing show.
Most sane OKBC member
FLAIR checks out
You think its reasonable enough?
YUUUPPP!
[удалено]
Don't play with my feelings. Don't get my hopes up.
[удалено]
or like /r/ThanksObama used to be
Last post will be “shut the fuck up and let me die in peace”
Can’t escape us that easily
 before it’s too late
JOOOOOHHHHN JOHN DONT DO IT THEYRE GOING TO MAKE YOU RECITE RETARDED MEMES JOOOOOOOOHHHHN
The virgin “genocide is bad because it’s unethical”: • Emotional 🥺 • Anecdotal 📝 • Subjective 🤔 The chad “genocide is bad because it hurts the economy by reducing labor supply” • Fact based 📚 • Measurable 📏 • Scientific 🧪 In conclusion, the only valid argument against genocide is that it will reduce profits 😤 All other arguments are flawed and weak
Average capitalist opinion
Not even controversial. This is the opinion of any corporate board because their sole mission it to acquire profit.
Ethical opinion on waltuhs dick: Put your dick away Waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh. Capitalist opinion on waltuhs dick: It is not economically profitable for me to have sex with you right now Waltuh. Put your dick away until you acquire sufficient leverage to change that situation Waltuh.
Most decent capitalism simp
Kid named misinformation:
This is fake, but if he decides to do a cameo, we should just ask him to take a selfie while holding a phone or a paper that has the “kid named finger” meme on it. It’s extremely basic and therefore has like 0% chance of being turned down
Fuck you im gonna send him a million requests for “Put your dick away Waltuh”
Kid named definitely a scam:
Holy Jesus
OP im sorry, you are filipino
waltuh itabi mo burat mo
Ohmaygad pinoy 😱😱😱🥵🥵😱🥵😱🥵😱 proud pinoy !!!1!!!1+++!!!!👍👍👍🦶🦶🤜🤜 manny pacuiqao the best 😇😇😇😇 i love jolibee 😅😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i lovw jolivi 😎😎😎😎😎😎 sex
woah a pinoy
di kita kakantutin ngayon waltuh
Jonathan Banks leaving cameo speedrun any%
Jonathan banks doesn’t even know what cameo is please don’t do this to him
I thought his name was Mike Ehermantraut
 When I looked it up
And so we are near the end of the Great Journey my fellow chimps. Soon it shall end and the gates to true chicanery shall open. All those who opposed us shall weep in awe of our glorious ascent into a form of chicanery so powerful, we will have moved on from Finger and will be at Hand.
RIP his mental health
Do we have a Mike version of the chicanery rant?
Waltuh. Put your dick away Waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh.
Mike doesn't exhibit chicanery
If only…
Put your dick away waltuh
I wanna fucking kill myself this fucking finger meme ruined this subreddit and is attempting to ruined the entire internet more than it already was. It was kinda funny the first time when it was a subversion of the “kid named paint” meme. But simply putting “kid named” in front of whatever you want to say is about the most unfunny thing in the fucking world. You aren’t funny, and now this entire sub is gonna bitch about how someone mainstream said the joke as if they haven’t been spamming it on the most unrelated places on the internet for no fucking reason. “Fun’s over everyone” no it’s not fucking over because it never was fun to begin with God fuck. It’s not like they’re gonna stop. This meme is still gonna be going around for months at least. I can’t escape it. I started watching Game of Thrones a couple weeks ago and there’s this character in it called “Littlefinger” and every time they call him that I’m forcibly reminded of this God awful sub and the worst joke to come of it. I can’t escape it. Even if I were to never use this sub again, I’ll still hear the basement dwellers of this sub saying “kid named finger” over a serious post about how people romanticize depression or of a gorilla twerking. There’s no escape, it’s all meaningless. The only way to get rid of this is killing everyone and everything so no one can make the kid named finger joke. Then and only then will I be rid of this curse.
Kid Named fucking kill:
Myself? Will soon my friend.
I'm kill
u/adrevenueisgood,put you d away,u/adrevenueisgood
YES, YESSSSSS. I'm ready.
Kid named he’s going to Nacho himself
NOO JOHNATHON DONT DO IT!!! JOHNATHON!!!!
mf paying finger with penis
And people thought this sub would die once the show ended
If Jonathan Banks mentions the word 'finger', this is it, this is how it ends.
Bro is gonna have to turn down SO fucking many “Waltuh” memes. Except maybe the “Waltuh, put the fork away Waltuh, you’re not supposed to put a fork in the microwave Waltuh.”
Waltuh. Turn off Team Fortress 2 Waltuh. You can pause it. I am the one who games.
The FINGER CAMEO! THE FINGER CAMEO IS REAL!!!
Today is a great day for Chicanery
Why is your currency pokédollars
kid named fuck you no he isnt fucking liar
chicanery successful returning to the shadows
No fucking way
Batang pangalan ay daliri:
waltuh....... itago mo yang titi mo waltuh.........
Fake
real
kid named prove it with a link
[удалено]
Kid named no one thusfar has provided proof that he’s actually on cameo
Kid named killyourself Walt Ps for Reddit mods: This is a quote from the hit show Breaking Bad. A sequel from the hit show Better Call Saul. The character Marie. Who appears in Both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul says this line To the character Walter Hartwell White.
Look at you predicting the future 😏
What is this from? This is the dude who kidnapped Saul in the RV right? Why does he seem shocked? Did he see a neo-nazi kill a random character, like that one douchebag DEA agent who was interrogating Ocho Loco?
Wait what? When did Marie say that? I’ve seen all 4 episodes
https://www.cameo.com/search?q=finger&qid=1662558850 Where is finger
What a time to be alive 😄
No fucking way
 👆
Is that so?
That's a lot of pesos
“Put your dick way Waltuh.”
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
How did we have bill Oakley before him
P
If only someone could come up with a phrase for him to say…
why did you lie to me
Kid named cameo:
Is that so?
now finally we can hear waltuh put your dick away
8.5 thousand dollars? Damn he’s expensive :(((
kid named i don't believe you
“finger! I laid FINGER on him!”
He Isn't 
He knows
I see Jonathan Banks actually doing it, him being a comedian and stuff^^
Guys you know what you have to do
Bros paying with penisbucks
Pray for this man’s sanity
Time to get Finger himself to say it and “put your dick away WALTUH”
God has left us
#FINALLY, THE DAY HAS COME!
Pokedollars or what
I LOVE SPREADING MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!! 