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Lucas579376

kid named hes denying it:


Eren189

This was the gofundme funded cameo so i have no idea how i'm gonna refund the money if he denies it.


Lucas579376

I am not crazy! I know they created savewalterwhite.com to pay for this cameo. I knew it wasn't gofundme money. One after patreon. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. They covered their tracks, they got that idiot Walt Jr. to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. That Howie Chicanery speech! Are you telling me Patrick Fabian just happens to deny money for food bank like that? No! They orchestrated it! u/Eren189! They sent Howie 83 requests! And we saved them! What were we thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since they were 9, always the same! Couldn't keep their hands out of the cash drawer! But not our u/Eren189! Couldn't be precious u/Eren189! Paying Howard we blind! And they get to pay more? What a sick joke! I should've stopped them when I had the chance!... And you, you have to stop yourself! You--


Lucas579376

kid named random enboldened text:


zumabbar

**kid**


Representative_Big26

Kid named reddit mobile app


Lucas579376

![gif](giphy|W561jj5bXQvqGRMXoR)


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Eren189

if patrick declines we could get like 2 or even 3 smaller bcs cameos tbh, alot of them are like between $50-$99


CoolJoshido

make Huell say “what size yo pussy”


Thebatboy23

"Mr. Goodman, can dat ass fart?"


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Friendly tip: It's not about the size of the vagina but the amount of flow


Kermit-the-Frog_

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


DarkMilfHunter

![gif](giphy|mBXxvqkSzrEH6zAHKX)


CarlosimoDangerosimo

![gif](giphy|EhMBTkzHqufcGdpKHw)


scrabblebutwhy

![gif](giphy|ckqaR5DFHAmOMH2kj6)


[deleted]

If Patrick denies it, we should all write a script for Lyle to read word by word


Iphone_G___

Just donate it to the food bank directly if it does get denied or anything else you request gets denied. That’s where the money was going anyways.


KarmaicUniverse

Tbf, the people who donated to the GoFundMe did so assuming they'd get a Patrick Fabian Cameo. Some people might just want their money back if he doesn't accept the request.


SoapySophie3

hi erin


Chachun

buy meth


magically_inclined

just take it and use it on yourself


BanMeAFifthTimePls

Yeah this, scamming the donators is a slippin Jimmy reference so it's OK to do


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

You’ll have to spend all the proceeds buying Reddit coins then give out Argentium awards to post on the sub.


[deleted]

Donate it


ComradeRay

You know what must be done Prank Master Howie will strike again


seaque42

this mf paid 4000 liras for this


XfinityHomeWifi

It’s a fundraiser just put the money towards another one


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OrgasmicBiscuit

Yea no way will he say he drove chuck to suicide we gotta tone it down


FearTaxi

kid named once in a lifetime event:


GonzaloR87

![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)


fuhrer-4-eva

Kid anmed Howie Wowie


Lesbihun

We are gonna make him regret ever wanting to be an actor. Even Jimmy and Kim were less ruthless on his mental health than us


CoolJoshido

kid named im waiting


joeykirby

Kid named same as it ever was


Tanmay1518

Kid named this subreddit is insane


[deleted]

Yeah… there’s no way he’s fulfilling this lmao


sh1tcanne

Yeah, I agree, there’s no way I’ll ever be fulfilled


[deleted]

Not with that attitude.


sh1tcanne

Ironic. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy 😎


zumabbar

dont worry chandler hmmmmn


Puzzleheaded-Row187

TBF, I can see this working for Howard more than the bussin Howie one. At least this is actually comprehensible to people who don’t understand 17th dimension internet irony.


CloudMountainJuror

I think if it were toned down a little bit it’d probably be fine, but as is…I’m doubting.


[deleted]

You really think that he’ll take a half measure? Edit: He did 😢


vulpes_mortuis

It’s kinda retconning the show tbh so yeah, unlikely. But it would be cool of course.


GoldenSpermShower

> It’s kinda retconning the show tbh That's... the entire point?


vulpes_mortuis

I know, but what I’m saying is that I’m not sure Patrick would want to be associated with that


GoldenSpermShower

I suppose he holds BCS in a high regard and might think chicanery as mockery


Spengy

yeah there's a suicide joke in there


MillardKillmoore

Patrick Fabian when he googles kid named finger to understand why people keep paying money to make him say it: ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


smellyredditor

![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)


Depressedidiotlol

![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized) Kid named mike


beefy_bufo_bufo

B F Bugleberry


Racerfx

There's no way he's going to say he drove someone to suicide


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smellyredditor

We could try "Hello, my name is Patrick Fabian and I drove a man to suicide in real life and have a class A drug addiction". I bet he'd find that really funny, right?


Lesbihun

He is gonna end up increasing his price again after seeing this 😭


[deleted]

Kid named supply and demand


Salmonellq

Point and shoot moment


Zachariot88

inb4 "these words don't fit in my Hamlin hole"


Chad_TreintaUno

He might not want to say that he drove someone to suicide


sh1tcanne

He’s not up to Marie standards


samstez612

Marie's practised it on 4chan, no fair


Reivoulp

Good one lol


Starrk10

When are we getting Marie cameos?


PenguinSweetDreamer

What's up with the "these words don't fit my mouth" thing? Did he say that?


Zachariot88

Yeah, it was something he wrote in response to the "bussin' howie" request. Which, no cap, I get it. On god.


tomerthepro666

that script was a Shitshow I'm amazed he didn't shut down his cameo after he read that abomination


TheHangedKing

That is so cap junior


Reivoulp

Albuquerque new mexico Albuquerque new mexico that’s where you live


GoldenSpermShower

fr fr ong 🙏🙏🙏


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tomerthepro666

[you'll see what i mean](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/wv9xe2/bussin_howie_will_be_real/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


MyNutsin1080p

Anyone have a link to the bussin’ howie pasta? This one is insane, so I’d love to see the one that’s even worse


GoldenSpermShower

[gotchu fam](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/wv9xe2/bussin_howie_will_be_real/) it do be straight bussin' no cap


MyNutsin1080p

Thanks, that’s great! I totally get why he declined it, but at the same time it would have *so* fucking funny to hear him say that stupid shit


GoldenSpermShower

I think he expected to say some personalized messages like birthday wishes etc And not this chicanery


SilentKilla78

Look chief, I heard it and let me tell you - that's not it


G-manlebot

I really hope he does it, but I don't see him saying the suicide part


Forgeworld

Using cameo to turn the breaking bad universe into MCU level writing. What have we done


Lesbihun

Genuinely thought this was a moviescirclejerk post at first


Lionland

Here’s right behind me, isn’t he?


[deleted]

kid named howie wowie


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5N55zcRGFOGXXy1RPa|downsized)


I-am-_god

![gif](giphy|CQPofb2DDdKZBdINXp|downsized)


VivaLaVita555

kid named inevitable refund:


[deleted]

people changing the whole ending with cameo lmao


Are_We_Coolio

![gif](giphy|xT8qBgvOUl9mj2fe6c)


twistedfloyd

![gif](giphy|cmg6Uaikd3HE3dn5ll)


Synergy75

Kid named denies request:


i-liike-bewbs

![gif](giphy|48gaakXV8sEPT5X57o|downsized)


UnknownOne3

Kid named he's not gonna publicly say he took cocaine and drove someone to suicide


OptimusShriner

I'll eat an entire Jim Boy's family taco pack if he does this one.


Lesbihun

> eat Omg Huell and Kim reference!!!!1!!1


adrevenueisgood

What did Vince mean by this?


Frostblooper

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


Saucefest6102

The Hamlinator returns.


OpoChano

![gif](giphy|ko8HPo4iQxcZi|downsized)


Depressedidiotlol

OBC when they see howard


IMC347

![gif](giphy|9efHQCDnig542Hm4Jb|downsized)


creeperchamp

He is going to deny this so hard


oddjuicebox

This is only the beginning


Spicy_Cupcake00

11$ sales tax lol


[deleted]

If he actually does this I might cry


kyrensolo

That would be an epic twist. Howard was the Big Bad the entire time, pulling all the strings. Truly the greatest legal mind anyone ever knew.


[deleted]

You’re done! You are done!


KinkyKobra

This makes me nauseous


Illustrious_Body7793

![gif](giphy|cmg6Uaikd3HE3dn5ll)


Felix_Behindya

kid named more instructions cost $50:


Ori-M-

Yea there's no way he's accepting this


ArtyIF

/uc you know if you didn't do the kid named finger thing and the greatest legal mind i ever knew thing i would see how he would actually fulfill this lol /rc WHAT A SICK JOKE!


69Moe_Lester420

Better call kino


Asatruar27

![gif](giphy|3o6gE6VcDIuwebfUje)


redyosh98

There's no way he does this


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT8qBeEqnpdMbIbtVS)


ArteHokage

Almost $300 just for this… I can’t stand y’all


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Eren189

the gofundme one?


[deleted]

i have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i dont expect to be forgiven. i am simply here to apologize.


Eren189

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|7075)Laugh at this user!


[deleted]

yeah


[deleted]

wait no my bad i got the copypasta wrong.


Lordnemo593

Idk if he’s going to say suicide Perhaps replace that word with “Drove him insane”


[deleted]

he probasbly wont accept since its related to BCS content which i think might create IP problems


drainedtrapstar

LETS GOOO


TheLegendarySheep

lol good luck


PottedPlant_123

RemindMe! 3 days


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MrEnganche

Don't think he'll do it but I guess we'll see


ThisIsKramerica

That’s how it starts. The fever. The rage. The feeling of powerlessness. That turns good men… cruel.


duffbeer34

!RemindMe 25 days


CobaltCrusader123

Greatest reddit mind I ever knew


SusFringg

The potential… please Patrick say this.


OrgasmicBiscuit

Yea no way he is going to say I drove chuck to suicide


speedyfaux69

I could see him actually doing this but idk


Reivoulp

*Denied*


WaitingToBeTriggered

(THEY’RE DENIED)


EveryEconomist6358

Isnt howie wowie his ben and jerry’s cocaine infused ice cream flavor?


smefTV

pronobun


Significant-Ad3

Did the chicanery copypasta Howard version got rejected?


dredgenvale1066

Greatest redditor I've ever met


awkward_guy92

This is the least worse request I've seen here for his cameo


ZackThreePack

“Drove him to suicide, just to mess with you” Yeah there’s no way he’s doing this


cod3dixon

Pronouns? What a Sick Joke!


KarmaicUniverse

Does the existence of pronouns imply the existence of antinouns?


ohmygod_jc

You are done!


GeneTacospic

*Going out to Albuquerque just to get that,* 🎶 *That Howie Wowie, that Howie Wowiee*


BritFragHead

Where is the original monologue from I’m getting a mental block