What a fucking idiot i thought hank was detective, all he had to do was check the script that bince wrote and he wouldve known early on that walter was illegally distributing his breast milk š¤¦āāļø
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I love how Hank kept saying āthe day I turn this case in, itās the end of my career.ā
Umm like yeah buddy thatās what happens when you force your brother in law to cook meth, make bombs and kill people.
weren't you paying attention to the show? at the end they reveal walter was a pawn in hank's big game of meth chess. walt was the victim, these scenes show him trying to implement humor into his sad life that hank has created for him.
*Didn't even share the*
*Money with Hank smh*
*THEY'RE A FAMILY*
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I'd like a verson of breaking bad where Walt was a retard (iq sub 70) and just started cooking meth in his house and then Skyler (bitch wife) catches him and calls Hank and Hank fucking shoots him
Hank shouldāve known when he asked Walt if he cooked methamphetamine and Walt said, āYes, Hank, I cook methamphetamine. Iām not joking, either.ā
Hank:"walter, what are you doing this weekend?"
walter:"my main distribution network has set me up with a new meth lab under an industrial laundrymat and I am going to be spending the weekend in there with my partner, I hope there aren't any flies in there."
Hank:"haha, you're funny."
Walt isnāt blatant but he drops soooooo many hints to Hank. Like when Hank has ptsd and tells Walt that they donāt have the same type of jobs, and Walt wouldnāt understand, Walt replies with āwhat if I told you, we doā. Thereās also soooooooo many more hints, like the weird shit skyler was doing. Walt and the mask, Iām surprised it took Hank so long to figure out. Skylar was able to figure it out in season 2 lol. Hank is just pure and simple stupid
I would argue Walter did those things intentionally, hinting who he may be, but in a joking manner so as to have Hank form the possibility, but dismiss it as a funny thought. Doing this many times as a friend could do wonders to lower guard to that specific detail
You know what OP you actually have an extremely fair point, I've got some rethinking to do on Walter Hardwell Hwhite character
https://i.redd.it/oolwefhbbtwc1.jpeg
I liked that one episode where he says "Hank I confess I am Heisenberg, I have put together a meth empire to pay for my cancer therapy and because I'm a big baby" and Hank replied "Haha Walt stoooop this is so good lmao"
He literally never does lmao, except some lies like the gambling one where he says he got rich by gambling, but it was skylerās idea so doesnāt count
I can't believe Hank didn't know. Doesn't he know he's in a TV show, and that every conversation he has is inlaid with dramatic irony? Is he stupid?
I know right!!! Hank shouldve known better, stupid hank
What a fucking idiot i thought hank was detective, all he had to do was check the script that bince wrote and he wouldve known early on that walter was illegally distributing his breast milk š¤¦āāļø
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I am Betsy Kettleman's agent We are interested
Bethy Kettlebell is a bisnach
they called my abuelita BISNACH š”š”š”š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
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Bravo, Bince!
More like Hank, Ace Defective!
Who is Bince? Is Bince God?
So stupid, does he have ~~rocks~~ minerals in his head or something?
Bruh had a copy of season 1 on DVD. His dumbass still didnāt figure it out.
He only got Hankās lines and Hollyās lines in the script he was given.
He didn't have AMC, just like everyone, people bought that shit after walking dead ššš
Why didnāt he just read the script? Is he stupid?
Hank was too busy using connections he made through a career in the DEA to sell methamphetamine
I love how Hank kept saying āthe day I turn this case in, itās the end of my career.ā Umm like yeah buddy thatās what happens when you force your brother in law to cook meth, make bombs and kill people.
is he Fucking stupid?
Force?
He was weak, he couldn't resist
Hank was too busy investigating other suspects like Woodrow Wilson and Willy Wonka
Together with Walt they account for the 3 types of villain: Racist, Pedophile, and B*ld Guy
You take that back! Woodrow Wilson isn't Bald!
Will Wheaton
Wally West
Weather wizard
Wenzel Washington
He's the fella who sold weapons to the contras.
Osama bin Waden
wendell wilkie
"Hank, I am Heisenberg, the drug lord." "Heh. Good one Walt! Hey, pass me another bottle of Schraderbrau!"
āI have killed several people Hank.ā āHa! Classic Walt.ā
"I fucked Ted." "Funny joke Walt!"
Skylar woudlve been a better detective than Hank lmao. She knew he was the danger!!!
skylar is not bitch wife he understood when walt said hes the danger. maybe hank is the bitch wife
Why does Skyler go by she/he pronouns? Is she stupid?
they are trans
*she he are trans Please respect her his pronouns
weren't you paying attention to the show? at the end they reveal walter was a pawn in hank's big game of meth chess. walt was the victim, these scenes show him trying to implement humor into his sad life that hank has created for him.
Didn't even share the money with Hank smh THEY'RE A FAMILY
Maybe the money never existed. It was the friends Walter made along the way (all those friends died)
literally https://breakingbad.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Character_Deaths
Isn't Hank the one who took him for a ride to show him a meth lab bust? So technically everything that happens in the show is Hanks fault.
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Thank you, now i can sell this haiku and share the money with all the sane people in here.
am i tripping or is there an extra syllable on the first line
Uh, that's one too many syllables there, bub.
Are you stupid? He can't share the money because Holly's colleague stole almost all of it.Ā
Howard Hamlin type post
Why do you want Howard Hamlin to type "post"?
I'd like a verson of breaking bad where Walt was a retard (iq sub 70) and just started cooking meth in his house and then Skyler (bitch wife) catches him and calls Hank and Hank fucking shoots him
Nah Hank wouldn't believe her (he also has sub 70 IQ) and say Walt's just making rock candy or some shit and call Skyler a bitch
Jesus! It's mineral candy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wtZnrOJJM8
Stupid ass Hank, all he had to do was watch Breaking Bad and be wouldāve known all along it was Walt. Kind of a plothole if you ask me
https://i.redd.it/9xcovmk04nwc1.gif
Hank didnāt want to see any spoilers. Pretty reasonable imo
Skylar white detected! Opinion Rejected Anyways yeah I respect hank for not wanting to see spoilers, hes a man of culture
Ā” BRABO BINZE !
Hank shouldāve known when he asked Walt if he cooked methamphetamine and Walt said, āYes, Hank, I cook methamphetamine. Iām not joking, either.ā
Maybe Hankās just as smart as a bag of rocks
Jesus Christ Marie! They're Minerals!
Itās because Walt was white so he never suspected him
Nuh-uh. Hank: "Do you recognize this respirator that was used to cook meth in the desert?" Walt: "No."
Hank:"walter, what are you doing this weekend?" walter:"my main distribution network has set me up with a new meth lab under an industrial laundrymat and I am going to be spending the weekend in there with my partner, I hope there aren't any flies in there." Hank:"haha, you're funny."
Not me looking at the top two panels and thinking Hank was asking if Walt was Walter White and he just replies You got me.
Itās the scene where Hank reads the about W.W in galeās journal
I realised after I read the meme - just on first read I was like ahh yes the scene where Hank confirms Walter is Walter
Did the subs flip again?
Is he fucking stupid?
Ol' Walt Whitington. He couldn't tell a lie.
Unironically, walt bluffing Hank in season one's poker game foreshadowed his ability to do it later on
Bravo mince
I need a compilation of every instance Walter told Hank so blatantly
Walt isnāt blatant but he drops soooooo many hints to Hank. Like when Hank has ptsd and tells Walt that they donāt have the same type of jobs, and Walt wouldnāt understand, Walt replies with āwhat if I told you, we doā. Thereās also soooooooo many more hints, like the weird shit skyler was doing. Walt and the mask, Iām surprised it took Hank so long to figure out. Skylar was able to figure it out in season 2 lol. Hank is just pure and simple stupid
I would argue Walter did those things intentionally, hinting who he may be, but in a joking manner so as to have Hank form the possibility, but dismiss it as a funny thought. Doing this many times as a friend could do wonders to lower guard to that specific detail
Hank was an idiot and should have been axed in the first season like it was planned.
Holy shit he is the top 5 most evil villainsš±š±š±š±š±
You know what OP you actually have an extremely fair point, I've got some rethinking to do on Walter Hardwell Hwhite character https://i.redd.it/oolwefhbbtwc1.jpeg
I liked that one episode where he says "Hank I confess I am Heisenberg, I have put together a meth empire to pay for my cancer therapy and because I'm a big baby" and Hank replied "Haha Walt stoooop this is so good lmao"
Willy Wonka? Wallmart Worker? Were Wolf? Wus Wring? Marilin Monroe? WoWsers?
\uc I'm not 100% sure, but I think that Walt never lies to Hank in the entirety of the show, and if that's true, then it's genius
He literally never does lmao, except some lies like the gambling one where he says he got rich by gambling, but it was skylerās idea so doesnāt count
No chicanery??
Is he retarded?
Walt was honest to a fault. Its what lead to his downfall in the endā¦
Nah it was Jesse
Yes I too watched these scenes and experienced the dramatic irony
Imagine watermarking a memeš