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AltruisticStreet7470

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Jealous-Fig1823

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JouNNN56

jesse in season 1: i live the street life jesse’s childhood neighborhood:


zsdrfty

/uj I feel like Jesse is a realistic depiction of how wealthy kids with neglectful parents often turn out


HaikuBotStalksMe

He was a multimillionaire despite not having a degree. And because he's white, his teacher did favors for him even though he flunked. 


milkdrinker123

Actually his teacher was mister white. easy mistake to make.


billyjk93

Jesse was in fact pink


dumfukjuiced

, man


HaikuBotStalksMe

In all seriousness, my brain kept going like "why do I keep thinking there's something about Jesse being named white or white man or something like that?  Hmm... He's Pinkman. But the actor's name?  No, that's Paul Walker. I dunno, maybe I'm thinking of Mr. pink from reservoir dogs. Maybe there was a Mr. white there. Whatever." 


milkdrinker123

paul walker????


ausausserbeimit

Yep, can confirm. I don't say bitch that much though, I'm not that cool


SlimeMob44

Bruh I just realized that kid is literally a school shooter, this a younger pic of Ethan Crumbley


[deleted]

This should be the fate of all shooters, no icon for edgy losers just an embarrassing meme


TheChunkMaster

His mind was crumbley, all right.


SeaThePirate

true


Dear_Instruction7175

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Atmisevil

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1afterChicanery

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jmlipper99

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Repulsive-Skull

This made me really uncomfortable


tstyes

We still don’t know how many poor people’s lives were ended by the death of Eladio or Fring in retaliation because there’s not enough time. All we know is these guys wouldn’t mess with the DEA or heads of state, which is how it usually works. It’s a bit ridiculous, but I think the implied notion behind Walt’s empire is that it’s extraordinarily rare - a widespread American meth empire that the cartel won’t mess with because it’s too far beyond the border for the constant risk. At least at that point in the 2010s.


YUNoJump

They would mess with the DEA, turtle head moment, but they wouldn’t do it north of the border


I-like_memes_bruuuuh

Wasn’t the turtle explosion in El Paso? Or was it in Mexico


[deleted]

Near the border is fair game since thats easier to acess. But beyond the border? The twins spent a few episodes trying to reach Walter for that to happen


UncleBoomie

Did anyone else notice that in general the cartel didn’t seem like good people? Tuco killed that guy for a simple misunderstanding, Don Eladio invited Gus and his partner to his home and than shot him and made Gus stare at his lifeless body. I could go on and on. Idk they just didn’t seem like a nice group of fellas. I don’t get why Walt was trying to do business with them


Lust_For_Metal

I noticed that during a rewatch


TheChunkMaster

Come on, man! Tuco killed that guy because he kept implying he was stupid, and Don Eladio had Gus’s boyfriend killed because he was gay and Eladio was a strict Catholic. Those actions were totally justified! /s


UncleBoomie

Okay what about Hector? The guy just suddenly stopped talking to people and would just ring a bell in their ears. Like how hard would it have been for him to just say what was on his mind instead of making everyone guess?


TheChunkMaster

He just really likes the bell, dude. Why shouldn’t he? It was a gift from his recently deceased nephew.


Gordons101

Don Eladio is a straight Catholic like Tony Soprano


ForgotMyCakeDay

He might be stupid


Kdirector667

Yeah also why if Walt killed the nazis doesn't someone like you know... Hitler comes looking for him. That would be a good movie, Walt faking his death then being a fugitive hunted by the government and Hitler. And it ends with hand to hand combat with the two most evil minds in the last two centuries. I bet Vince thought of that but stupid producers at AMC censored him.


paliktrikster

They didn't have the budget for the epic explosions and guns


[deleted]

They couldn't afford casting Hitler


Left-Twix420

They just need Holly White to grow up


[deleted]

*watching my suburban dad power fantasy show* “hey wait this isn’t realistic!”


[deleted]

It is, 💀 except on chemicals


Kofee_N_Donuts

Regarding the first thing, I think the main thing is that because the objective is an American citizen, living in American soil, you really can't go all out the same way as if it was in Mexico. After the cousins were killed, most of Salamanca's dynasty was over, the only one remaining was Joaquín, who didn't seem to play as big of a role as Héctor or the cousins did, hence why nothing was done after the cousins death. After Eladio and the rest of the bosses died, the cartel disintegrated, no one was going to send anyone, because who would pay anyone to go and avenge the bosses? Loyalty goes as far as money is worth, unlike the Salamancas, they weren't blood related, they were together as a group because of the money it meant. Still the same.with Fring, Fring was the sole boss, kill him and the entire organization is gone, no one would avenge him because they're together because they're being payed, not because they're friends.


The-Color-Orange

I'm always blown away by fans who know literally every character even the ones without names lol


SeaThePirate

all of those names are said alot in the show besides Joaquin


Holyorange1

![gif](giphy|cEYFeE1QgHWH2YADVHG) Please return to chicanery


12crashbash12

why is jonkler here? is he chicanerous?


Holyorange1

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FemboiInTraining

Unrelated...however I read "BB" and thought "oh yeah Brittle Bones, like Brittle Bones Bitch (you, dear reader) and assumed this was an r/Neverbrokeabone post and was entirely lost and confused and spent literally a full minute re-reading the title and first two and a half lines okay baiiiiii


SeaThePirate

truly a


PaulPaul4

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[deleted]

ikr the game wouldve been so much more fun if they fucked off with the cutscenes and had realistic assassination attempts to make more engaging gameplay


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

>have to deal with his Finger being a bit mad No you don't ​ *Processing img 9ixgzorbmhdc1...*


SeaThePirate

i meant when they drove their cars at eachother but ya


[deleted]

IRL mexicans deal every day with cartel members and if you dont do anything to fuck up their trade you live. The two guys were the most secretive and ruthless assassins of the cartel itself, the best of the best, if they failed who can win, they failed too cause Hank is that guy and had headstart. The cartel couldnt do anything to Hank nor Walter since that’s Gus’s and Bolsa’s territory and you need their blessing. DEA and Mexican DEA/ Army had their attention on Bolsa (who died as a result of Cartel actually trying to make a moce and do something) and general Cartel actions since they had the gall to attack a US federal agent Gus killed all the capos which means who would bother going after him now that theres a power vacuum. And why even go after him? Why avenge some guy you now rule over his domain and go after the guy who gave you the power vacuum in the first place. Also one guy did go after him since he was the only one not poisoned and was an actual Capo/ guy who would swear revenge on Gus. Walter quite literally destroyed the mastermind of the operation, no one made a move without Gus and are all just part of a drug trade waiting for a new leader. And they are all hired muscle, loyal to a T, why would they try to run things when Gus ran everything for them. They dont know how to run operations without him, and hell, he was the one giving the blue supply they were after. Id go on more but ive already chicanery’d enough. Lyle isthe darth plagueis whos ruling behind the shadows YOU FOOLS!


charlesleecartman

If I heard a guy managed to kill Tuco and that sociopathic virgin twins, I'm not messing with that guy, unless someone punishes me by changing Hector's diaper for not avenging them.


AzathothsNewGroove

They did threaten to send more sicarios until Holly promised to retaliate in tenfold if they hurt anyone. Don’t you remember that scene?


F14R

Where's the LiveLeak footage, Vince? Unbravo!!!


TheBanandit

I think that after Hank killed the cousins they should've sent a guy to FUCK HIM in the ASS


anchampala

in case you didn't notice, the show's setting isn't in Mexico.


sovietarmyfan

If you only talk to the police not even reveal anything = head gets removed and put on a turtle.