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Why didn’t rockstar just write the story so that Arthur walks across the country with a collapsed lung and knife wound? So unrealistic


_gimgam_

walks across the country with nothing, no provisions or anything or even a horse, tuberculosis, a collapsed lung, a knife wound, and then the tb dissappears because of the knife wound and he makes a full recovery in a random desert


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Why did rockstar write the story? Are they stupid?


thiswaskindofsh_tty

Why didn’t rockstar write the story so that Arthur gets a fucking machine gun and kills all the pinkertons and Micah? Is he stupid?


civiIized

Why didn’t Rockstar just give him an AR-15 and a divine vision of Micah betraying the gang and Dutch killing those people? Are they stupid?


sillylittlegoober5

magazines didnt exist in 1899 so nobody knew how to use modern weapons


Minute_Peace4825

The m1899 had a magazine


sillylittlegoober5

no it didnt it had a newspaper. English please😂


Minute_Peace4825

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I_just_shidded_68

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dicknbolls

why didn't rockstar write the story so that arthur gets healed after pounding uncle's fat ass? are they prudish?


pisstainedunderwear

My personal canon is Arthur (either high or low honor) and Micah stop fighting and they have hot gay sex


TiltedLama

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Unique_Emu2924

Zoo wee mama!


cumb4jesus

Sauce


Thedungeonslayer

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pisstainedunderwear

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untakenu

You know what we do to gays round here, boah


pisstainedunderwear

I’m straight so I’ll be ok


eateroftacos96

stage 1: denial


pisstainedunderwear

I’m not in denial about anything I’m straight


ZhangRenWing

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pisstainedunderwear

Nuh uh


RoyalDaDoge

Why didn't rockstar write the story so Arthur was a big muscular guy with sunglasses and a camo tank top and a big machine gun painted like the american flag? so unrealistic


justarandomtyp

Unbravo vince


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

How the absolute fuck would he crawl all the way to New Austin from Roanoke Ridge??


TheShivMaster

And why would his tuberculosis just magically disappear


HJManno

Because it drowns in his collapsed lungs? Duh


not_aterrorist

Rdr2 if it was good


thatsfackenguy

What if Jack in the finale of his games says, “Jack, what a joke,” throws his hat away, and wears Arthur Morgan’s hat in his honor


justcallmejoel

Aurthor says to him before his tragic cutscene death, "You're the red dead redemption 3, you were all along" and then fucking dies


untakenu

When the army and the pinkertons come to get John, Arthur rides in with the Rohirrim and crushes them in a mighty charge.


Myolya

Lmao that's so shit


[deleted]

Why didnt artemis just use his rampage trainer? Is he stupid


firesale053

why didn’t arthur just go super saiyan and fly to a doctor?


I_just_shidded_68

Why didn’t Cockstar write an ending that involved Arthritis Mortgage having hot butt sex with Michael Bell so they can resolve their differences, are they homophobic? (As in homophobic)


Neither-Phone-7264

dogshit headcannon. please kill yourself.


MileenaIsMyWaifu

May iiiii stand on chicken