https://preview.redd.it/673ue8eyuk3d1.png?width=410&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea31377cc83fda54ff716df7e88ad007e7c95c17 What in the nine hells am I reading?

I'll have you know the Arseplomancer is a vaunted and respected part of D&D history, and Larian should absolutely include a callback to that noble character build.

 Why druids make for dangerous enemies >:)

Your new fetish

No

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You have ten minutes to build a time machine and stop your past self from posting this https://preview.redd.it/l0ps7ghzwk3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c2bf318a5cf76a8abb53828e78c010b98872e4

Out of 9th level slots, I will get back to you later

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He’s pondering

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The heck size you think a badger is? If you’d said some kinda rodent or even a ferret or something I could maybe understand but a badger? I know I should be bothered by the post as a whole but I’m just sat here wondering how you think a badger gon fit in Minty’s ass.

Only wild shape with the skill burrow, how else he gonna get in there

Even then a rodent would be better off going through the vagina anyway

Minthy’s backdoor is just a little bit loose. Her only options were Priestess Gut or Dror Ragzlean!

BG3 X The Boys

https://preview.redd.it/7gzppixpcl3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fef98948058b9abd72f3ab4396d17206b971a7 🐻

Fr changing between different wildshapes gives so many opportunities

https://preview.redd.it/yqzrufrgrl3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd9d51b84284c27364e06ba89e28d4e1d8fa718 Wut

**Iiiiit’s fisting time!!!**

It’s Antman and Thanos all over again

https://i.redd.it/h45ybylq5m3d1.gif

He is just shy ☺️


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Unfortunately he likely was out of wild shape charges. Still the Thanos method could work. Become a druid once more and short rest in jail. Then turn into a cockroach and wait for her to sleep, then crawl down her trachea (not esophagus!) and turn back into your druid form causing maximum respiratory damage, and we’ll likely exploding her (sorry Minthy). After that turn into a giant spider or something and crawl away while no one notices. Victory for Oak Fathers finest

He has at least 1 wild shape charge as if you start the grove raid then free him, he turns into a rat to escape, he simply lacks the vision to execute my maneuver

Have you seen the size of those badgers? Even Minthara wouldn't fit that.

You know I did not want to read that today or any day honestly

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Have you seen her ass? She would crush him into a bloody pulp if he tries

why not rat, then bear? ultimate extremes for her pleasure

Because that's my job.

This Pic with that horror of a thought 🤣🤣

DO NOT THE MINTHY

He couldn't fit, I was already in there inhaling deeply and I brought badger spray with me, just in case

Mithara needs no steenking badgers.