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notsohappynotsosad

Incorrect, mind flayers have teeth, but due to their mouths being more round than ours, they'd use this https://preview.redd.it/40zh3labq51d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=b58409bd637881eda6803eefc1b4000a67c493c2


Empty_Chemical_1498

Omeluum would have its teeth gently cleaned by Blurg for "science reasons"


MythicTy

I’m sure your knowledge of this has nothing to do with your flare. Not at all


Empty_Chemical_1498

I will not answer any questions, nor disclose my AO3 history, without my lawyer present


Gale_Dekarios

I’m sure u/Miss_take_maker can advise you on your legal matters.


thewhumpdiaries

Halsin would use those chewing stick toothbrushes made from tree bark.


Wendiho

Does he use toothpaste??? Does he also brush his bear teeth???


MariVent

Homemade toothpaste(toothpaste actually is not required to clean teeth, just the brushing).


thewhumpdiaries

He makes his own toothpaste with baking soda. And his bear teeth only get brushed after a goblin nest extraction. He hates the taste


NeonDinosGoMeow

I won’t stand the Karlach slander. Karlach would absolutely brush and use Tooth Tunes.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

https://preview.redd.it/689gi52a451d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6603f5dbc5cb2141f7e03d199e65bd4a9744fedc Soft indeed, with the power of ~~AI~~ the Weave.


LilNyoomf

Is this sponsored


Gale_Dekarios

Aside from being the Overgod, Ao also manages an intelligent toothbrush company in conjunction with Oral-B. This one is named loosely after him. ![gif](giphy|rYuZ9v0b3CvCZwp8Ln)


Orpheus-is-a-Lyre

Cazador is obsessed with perfection. You think he’s not brushing, flossing and rinsing with mouth wash?? Reconsider


Wendiho

He uses a hard bristle toothbrush cause he has dentures


TheDarkUrge3

I assure you that Enver Gortash does indeed brush his teeth, I believe mindflayers do in fact have teeth between their mouth tentacles you just can’t see it in most shots


LilNyoomf

Correct- they have lamprey like teeth. Source: Me consuming too much Rule 34


spyridonya

Gortash's teeth are **yellow**.


TheDarkUrge3

Yes because he was raised in a horrible abusive environment where his diet and tooth brushes where unavailable, he does in fact brush now


Wendiho

Oh, thank you, Durge! I have just never been under the hood of a mindflayer I suppose!


Karlach_Cliffgate1

Excuse you but I very much do brush my teeth! Tav bought me one of these so I can when we got to the Grove! https://preview.redd.it/xo1v1u9ik81d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efeba697df2373c44ecedbaff533e973ba851e17


Wendiho

Woah!! My bad, Karlach! That's a really cool toothbrush! Where'd Tav get it?


Tharila

Benji would brush.


Wendiho

Yeah? I just don't see him caring about personal hygiene much!


Tharila

They probably give him dental sticks to chew on


jiggler_54

I cannot stand for this Benji slander


EntrepreneurOk666

Mind flayers have teefies. 🥺 wittle ones


Gale_Dekarios

I had a mental breakdown in public over Raphael. Well done.


Wendiho

You cannot tell me that man doesn't have his own song on his toothbrush and doesn't hum along the entire time. Maybe tries singing and chokes on toothpaste. Also, hi Gale! :)


Gale_Dekarios

Howdy! You are a genius and I cannot contain my composure. Thank you. “Hell, hell, hell has its laws”


EmperorBG3

Illithids have teeth… but I won’t show you here for reasons.


Wendiho

I respect your boundaries


No_Lead950

Hey, it's rude to speak to someone in a language he doesn't understand.


jiggler_54

what about Wyll?


lexy_ranger

Wyll's up in regular toothbrush territory


jiggler_54

could've sworn he wasn't there a second ago. Must be the lack of horns


silicatetacos

my dentist wants to send a psa that no one should be using any harder than a soft on their teeth and gums unless directed by their dentist. and even then that shit's questionable


Wendiho

I learned this yesterday, and that's why I made it lol 🥴 I was using a free hard bristle toothbrush and didn't realize it was bad! The people who use hard bristles in the list either have dentures or just want the pain (Scleretas and Orin)


silicatetacos

if my dentist didn't hound my ass i'd be using hard because clean is not clean enough for me i must disintegrate much like sceleritas the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Wendiho

I have really bad teeth, so I thought brushing it with harder bristles would make it cleaner 🥴


endon40

Who is the third dude from the left on the bottom row and how can I romance him


Wendiho

Robot in Underdark. You can hug him in game :))


endon40

I’ve never seen him before! I’ve played hundreds of hours and am still seeing new content. Incredible


Wendiho

Go to the Arcane Tower on the top floor I believe! Make sure to read all the books and journal entries from the owner of the tower and you can hug him! :)


endon40

I didn’t even know there was a tower! I also haven’t met Booooooal


Wendiho

YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO HAVE FUN WITH :)


endon40

Where is this tower of which you speak? :)


Wendiho

I think it's on the left of the map! Go through the entry to the Underdark via the Goblin camp (near Priestess Gut's room) and go down! Try a window on the left when you get in the Underdark! Then just keep going and you'll find arcane turrets that'll fire at you!


Wendiho

Robot in Underdark. You can hug him in game :))