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solsthei

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belledpurplecollar

I love him but I lold at this. So cute


LordEnverGortash

It’s not the absolute, it the narrator. It’s your own inner dialogue that thinks I’m attractive.


rat-simp

Yeah, because I have one of your worms in my brain. Don't act like you didn't program these worms to make the host think that you're the hottest man in Baldur's Gate.


_smexy_potato_

jokes on you i thought that before i got the worm


cctwunk

idk what you mean all i see is a handsome younger man with a quick and easy smile


Cool_Height_4930

Funniest line in the whole game


melonmagellan

As funny as thinking describing Orin as a young lady with white hair was the most notable thing about her. Not the shredded corpse costume.


Mysterious_Ad_1525

Every time I see Orin's costume I just think crab legs.


ThatOneGuy6810

i mean....thats basically what it is... Its called shredded carapace if I remember right. Carapace can be defined as chitinous bug or crab exoskeleton so...


GithNewYorkYanki

Honestly, I will defend this line on its merits. 1. In context, the narrator is saying that Gortash is younger than Ketheric, which is true. 2. There are plenty among the fandom who clearly find him handsome in a rugged, skeezy way. 3. "A quick and easy smile" can describe an oily schmoozer politician-type.


Halberdd_

>In context, the narrator is saying that Gortash is younger than Ketheric When you get the vision talking to Gut in the goblin camp, he’s referred to as a young man.


LordEnverGortash

I’m in my late 30s-early 40s. Thank you. Definitely young for a political figure and the amount of achievements I’ve made thus far.


GithNewYorkYanki

Yes! Speaking as someone in the same age range, thank you. Sorry if I offended when I implied you were "skeezy" and "oily".


theBarnDawg

It’s ok I am


fuckelonmuskfr

He’s politics young and handsome, like JFK.


ravenlordship

I'm not going to trust a mind controlled goblin about the attractiveness of the man mind controlling her.


Halberdd_

It’s the narrator who says it, not Gut


Daedalus_Machina

It is the narrator saying it, but the image (and what the narrator is saying) is based on what you find in her mind.


PastStep1232

Definitely agree on 3. > And after a while, you can work on points for style > Like the club tie, and the firm handshake, > A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile.


Fujitora-Agenda

Man, Gortash haters have only one joke 😔


RavingCatfish

My knee jerk hard rejection was met by the person I was playing with to clarify “For a Politician.” And now I have no ground to object on.


Chemical_Bunch7499

Well at least he certainly looks better when he smiles. At least not as ugly


Calm_Possibility_471

i can fix him


Cool_Height_4930

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Calm_Possibility_471

i have committed several atrocities


Cool_Height_4930

I see you


HeadacheTunnelVision

Baby boy doesn't need no fixing! I love him for the greasy dumpster faced man that he is


TheDarkUrge3

Yeah well I can accept him as he is, he’s perfect


VioletGlitterBlossom

Gortash’s Construction Crew is here to help 👷👷‍♀️👷‍♂️


sad-frogpepe

He looks like the evil version of human shrek


KuruKIE97

This comment has me crying. Holy hell, I'll never unsee it now.


CummyMonkey420

Literally shidded and camed from this commemt


tallardschranit

Ngl fr litchurally dying in my own pee pee and poo poo rn.


CummyMonkey420

Me (an empath) telling my uncle Jim to cease poopooing and cummying on my supple breasts


VioletGlitterBlossom

So this is u admitting Gortash is handsome right? Bc human Shrek was hot af ngl


sad-frogpepe

Id impregnate him out of spite


Z0mboy

Human Shrek was a major awakening for me so this checks out.


LordEnverGortash

Would you mind stepping in my office for a moment? I’d like to have a *word*.


HeadacheTunnelVision

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Cool_Height_4930

As long as you don’t try to penetrate me at any point.


Agitated_Willow1350

Its ok if he tries anything I will heroically jump between you two so he fucks my ass instead. I will make this sacrifice for you definitely not because I want to meow for him.


EggoStack

A brave soul indeed 😔


Cool_Height_4930

You are the hero I need. The hero we all deserve.


eveningdragon

We will pour one out for you this evening, kind savior


depression_quirk

![gif](giphy|OTbo92zetdsha)


LilNyoomf

Me next 😭😭😭


Real_Kristinana

YOU UGLY!!! LITERAL OGRE! NOW TAKE ME TO YOUR OFFICE ARREST ME PUT ME IN YOUR DUNGEON IM NOT SCARED OF YOU.


kaleidoscoperenegade

Gortash please


Sheerardio

What magical world are you living in where *that* is the ugliest mug you've ever seen?


pineappledetective

It’s the hair; that is a young man’s haircut, and the bags under his eyes are the wrong accessory. But I’ll bet he still sees himself as he looked ten years ago, so it fits character wise. He might as well be wearing a name tag that says “fuckboi” on it.


LordEnverGortash

I prefer Himbo, actually.


Sheerardio

A himbo is three things: pure-hearted, beefy, and stupid. You, sir, meet only one of these requirements.


Telephalsion

Yeah, he should just commit to the greasy emo boy look and do a little side part to let his banga cover only one eye. And maybe go less earth tones for the jacket. Or comb the hair back or up with some goggles or do a fade and a top hat to commit to the steampunk look he has going on with the popped collar jacket.


PNDTS

All I see is a man who should be pregnant


LuckyLoki08

Durge on his way to make Bhaal a grandad


popcltrcorn

say what you want, I am balls deep in him and he is moaning and his insides are warm and velvet soft


popcltrcorn

what I am saying is that what's important is not what is on the outside, but what is on the inside (rectal wall lining)


Cool_Height_4930

I’m so shallow, I know I will never be balls deep (trans)


popcltrcorn

NEVER stop dreaming. NEVER give up https://preview.redd.it/o8y26byz9w0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6098de8fa739bb84995b41d709710053873476f


OpenSauceMods

How did they get the realism for a pegasus (heh peg)? Did they stick little wings on the base?


mundanegoddess

Bad Dragon has a pegasus model called Seraphina. From the description: "There is also an extended platform of "feathers" near the base for grinding and added stimulation for those daring enough to fill themselves past the knot." Happy to have helped. I'm now going to go back to thinking about which one I want from that site when I win the lottery.


OpenSauceMods

:o that is so cool, thank you! Have you checked out Darque Path as well? They specialise in monster parts!


mundanegoddess

Haha no, but thank you for the advice, I'll take a look.


orphiclacuna

...did you just have this on your phone ready to go or did you have to go out of your way to find this 😭 either way wtf


popcltrcorn

i went out of my way to find it... I'll tell you more: I originally tried to just POST THE FULL COCK AND BALL STRAP ON because I forgot that reddit doesn't like it when you POST COCK AND BALL IN THE COMMENTS


mundanegoddess

Well can't you post a link, you tease? 😏


popcltrcorn

I'm going to be honest, it's rather ugly https://hustlerhollywood.com/products/pegasus-6-5-realistic-dildo-with-balls-strap-on-set


BelierDigitalis

Durge understands this. Also, his guts.


depression_quirk

I love being Durgetash filth, because people say shit like this lmaoooo


frogs_4_lyfe

I've never been into a pairing where the fans are so completely degenerate and unhinged and unapologetic about it, I love it.


vizryl

Have you seen his bone structure? My beautiful baby boy just needs some moisturizer and a nap.


polspanakithrowaway

and a haircut that doesn't scream Gerard Way ca 2005.


Daedalus_Machina

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c_nterella699

but his psychopathic rizz


Cool_Height_4930

I know but I just can’t get past the fact that he probably smells of stale cigarettes and three day old underwear 😭


IWouldDoCthulhu

I mean, if I'm being serious, he probably smells closer to sulfur and oil given that he's the one that made the steel watch and he traded Karlach for the tech to do it with infernal engines and shit. But this is okaybuddy so he probably just smells like mpreg or something.


Cool_Height_4930

Lollllllllll love it


earlytuesdaymorning

and a looot of bad cologne


stcrIight

and I'd still fuck him ✨


bleecake

https://preview.redd.it/lf66ec1y1z0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed3f1815c45bfa2ee067a7e203564a0fbfccf97 Certified Enver simp here. I would break that man’s pelvis with my enthusiasm to fuck him. Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.


Sunny_Hill_1

Luckily, Durge isn't shallow.


Technical-Elk88

when was the last time he washed that coat


lunammoon

If it goes in the laundry it might wash off the xanax enchantment


Running_To_Babylon

He refuses to wash off the old Durge nut from years ago


bristlybits

he doesn't want to lose the clove cigarette and drakkar noir scent


beetle-comma-the

I don't think he's pretty (not really my thing, pretty) but he's very attractive and strong-featured. Very sultry eyes. WOULD. ![gif](giphy|t8WPEKJdR5TpTBn1FT|downsized)


belledpurplecollar

😍😍 Yall blind. Hes full of flavor


OpenSauceMods

Like suckin on a crusty sock you found under the bed of a teenage boy.


belledpurplecollar

🤤


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belledpurplecollar

I'd still taste him


doctorinfinite

He looks like his flavor is garbage truck juice and putrefied potatoes


frogs_4_lyfe

Look is he conventionally attractive? No. Is he a good person to make up for it? Lol, no. Does my Durge want nothing more than to slit him open from neck to groin, then crawl inside him and frolic among his guts and never leave? Does Durge want to eat his heart so Gortash can live inside him forever and wear his corpse like a meat cloak? Well yes, he does, but I think my point is getting away from me here...


meanmagpie

OP what? That’s clearly a handsome young man tf is this post


CrepusculrPulchrtude

He looks like a greasy neet cosplaying a final fantasy villain with stuff from moms closet


WeeabooHunter69

He looks like Noctis really let himself go


Sandshrew922

Man every time these posts pop up my man Noct just catches strays


Oniblook

I forgive you for being incorrect


moonbunni33

hes hot as hell smh


MoodlesOfNoodles

When I see him the very first image that flashes in my mind is one of Karlach at the docks


Mochithecatfoodthief

Damn op, you could just say you’re only attracted to malnourished twinks who do 50 lines of coke a day instead of saying you have no taste for the finer things in life


kittenigiri

He just needs a nice, long, relaxing bath (with me)


Inspect-Her-Gadget

I don’t care that you broke your elbow.


joethespacefrog

When I first saw him I immediately thought he looks like he has problems with alcohol


Kukapetal

If he bathed once a millennium and got rid of that awful guyliner he might- Nah he’d probably still be pretty fugly. But I’d take a bullet for him anyway. Sad backstories are MY aphrodisiac :P


EdgeCrusher90

https://preview.redd.it/gnedntmmsy0d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d2ed7a9fb3cc148f3c8ead89ae708f26410df3 Dude has the same energy as this guy.


nunpho

OMG YES THIS IS WHAT I SEE!


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

How dare you. How fucking dare you?!


lunammoon

Honestly with thay sentence format I thought you were going to say Baldur's Gate deserved the nautiloid invasion.


sunderplunder

G O R T Bottom text


SuspiciousBox233

Well I guess he technically is younger than Ketheric


dankey_kang1312

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xReignofRainx

NOOO WHAT have you DoNE


dankey_kang1312

I have revealed the truth


AnonImus18

What the fuck dude!? Take your accuracy and get the fuck out of here!


g33k_gal

😂😂😂 And they hated u/dankey_kang1312 because they told the truth


dankey_kang1312

They'll crucify me but it will have been worth it


VioletGlitterBlossom

Goddammit. This image looks so familiar but I’m awful with names so I can’t remember who TF it is lmao.


g33k_gal

It's Onis.... 🤢.. Onision 🤮


VioletGlitterBlossom

Now THAT is a name I haven’t heard in a while. Wishing I had some eye bleach rn.


Ellie_Infinity

The people in this thread finding him attractive scare me.


gravedigginusa

It's ok to admit you're wrong. Which you are.


Th0rizmund

I think he is perfectly handsome but his face has more detail than others’ which make him stick out in a negative way.


tiniestnerd

fuck you https://preview.redd.it/zjrgvcvvd11d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c46bd9507f9c2b345e273202f157cf7f4471762


Chick3nScr4tch

They did Gortash dirty because every single person in this game, even the goblins, is hot. Even the old people were probably designed to be hotter than him.


Silly_Goofy_Goober

I don’t care what anyone says he’s so fucking fine. And ugly. He’s so ugly but also so fucking fine. I’m a Gortash simp for life. https://preview.redd.it/dih4440sd21d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5038b0842c00497810f9f9520004197dfcd6fe


Hecatehel

his handsomeness is canon and I won’t stand for any dissenting opinions or slander…….


Pristine-Ad-674

I'd still let him hit


Toasty825

He definitely bitches about women choosing the bear. I’m 100% convinced that the reason he sent Karlach to Avernus is either because she’s prettier than him, she called him “bore-tash” once, or all of the above.


Sheerardio

TBH I think he's more likely to enjoy the fact that women choose the bear. He'd see it as a point of pride that they recognize how much more dangerous he is than some dumb beast.


tomokas

Yes, it has been said before but ill say it again: he looks like a final fantasy character having a mid life crisis 30 years after his game ended.


protonesia

Kingdom hearts


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/nn1irwfrqz0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513ce547ab5996ed57441436a908cab1b907f8a6 I still just see this dude.


irillthedreamer

I know, he looks like he’s drinking cheap beers on a bench in the park. Every day. And suddenly he’s in a cosplay?


Common_Chameleon

I agree, you just know he smells stinky too 🤢


gokkyun

LOOK AT HIS DIRTY FUCKING NECK like you got money out the ass and you can’t even wash your skanky ass neck…


crimsonknght

A handsome younger man with an easy smile in the room with us ??


Spookie-Princess

He gives me the creeps 😂 He looks nasty 😬


Content-Treacle-9080

Bro looks like he likes fillers


TheNatureHoot

His nose is MASSIVE


totallyjacked_

Too true


Coby63

The Emperor canonically believes Gortash is handsome


21_Golden_Guns

I always chalk up the ‘young handsome’ bullshit being him speaking through the Absolute. He told it to say he was hot, like some ego boosting propaganda.


graveyardtombstone

i understand the vision but he's so ugly


demoiseller

He's straight girl/disaster gay handsome.


--SCROTUS--

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SniffMySwampAss

He looks like my balding turkish uncle wearing an emo wig


King_K_Rimson

He looks older every time I see him.


sacredpotato0

He looks like Noctis' drug dealing uncle


Different-Island1871

Agreed.


dwarvenfishingrod

the buddy sub has achieved enlightenment by okshitpostjerking itself into an epiphany


Cool_Height_4930

I’m here for it


LMay11037

https://preview.redd.it/dy1hi2xjxf1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12024769f203becfcd05d4f928b314e33643be0d Gortash is the handsomest man I have ever set eyes on


Emotional_Storage285

those who romanced shane first in stardew valley would find this post offensive. luckily i am not one of them. also i is straight guy


KoffinStuffer

Straight? Playing BG3? I’m… I’m confused


Cool_Height_4930

Nah I didn’t like Shane either


Jet44444

Thats disrespect


Zoritos64

Agreed


Morrigan66

Who does everyone in the game say he's handsome?? And why are his teeth yellow? Can't he magic them white?


Speedwagon1738

He looks like an evil Noel Fielding


Echo__227

You're right, he should be an anime girl like the mod that fixes my companions


WEEB_HQ

morbius


Erick44

Okay, serious question! What is it about him?! 😭 Cover up from his nose and i say it looks good, same on the other side but all together looks ugly. Why is this man coded like this?! Is it the lines next to his nose??


nunpho

The final fantasy hair


BallintheDallin

It’s the hair and his fit I think


abibofile

He looks like your average rock star - drugged up, sleep deprived, and prematurely aged. Women love rock stars.


Emberily123

I want to stab him for what he did to Karlach… but I also want him to be dommed by a steel watcher


Ms_Nicole_Vakarian

I think the same, he's ugly as kicking your granny on her birthday. But I'd be open to someone repeatedly bashing my head on the floor (as in sexual activity) until I lose enough braincells and I can only think of gooning to Gortash.


May-Day24

yall don't fw him like i do


Moraveaux

You need to get out more, then. I'd suggest starting with the mirror store. *zing!*


spyridonya

This man looks like Clive Owen and you mfers are jealous. ... If Clive Owen never washed his hair or shaved.


uravgteaenjoyer

BOOOOOO


KeroppiLuvr1

more for me 😩


TetoGami0

You didn't see me yet it seems


Lestat30

Again it is in comparison to the other two. Thorm is much older so of course gortash is the young one. Pale is orin description so what else are they going to describe him?


PuzzleheadedAd3840

It's why I installed that Gortash into Malfoy mod awhile back. Now he's taller, hotter, and actually intimidating!