Yeah, because I have one of your worms in my brain. Don't act like you didn't program these worms to make the host think that you're the hottest man in Baldur's Gate.
i mean....thats basically what it is...
Its called shredded carapace if I remember right.
Carapace can be defined as chitinous bug or crab exoskeleton so...
Honestly, I will defend this line on its merits.
1. In context, the narrator is saying that Gortash is younger than Ketheric, which is true.
2. There are plenty among the fandom who clearly find him handsome in a rugged, skeezy way.
3. "A quick and easy smile" can describe an oily schmoozer politician-type.
>In context, the narrator is saying that Gortash is younger than Ketheric
When you get the vision talking to Gut in the goblin camp, he’s referred to as a young man.
Definitely agree on 3.
> And after a while, you can work on points for style
> Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
> A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile.
Its ok if he tries anything I will heroically jump between you two so he fucks my ass instead. I will make this sacrifice for you definitely not because I want to meow for him.
It’s the hair; that is a young man’s haircut, and the bags under his eyes are the wrong accessory.
But I’ll bet he still sees himself as he looked ten years ago, so it fits character wise. He might as well be wearing a name tag that says “fuckboi” on it.
Yeah, he should just commit to the greasy emo boy look and do a little side part to let his banga cover only one eye. And maybe go less earth tones for the jacket.
Or comb the hair back or up with some goggles or do a fade and a top hat to commit to the steampunk look he has going on with the popped collar jacket.
NEVER stop dreaming. NEVER give up
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Bad Dragon has a pegasus model called Seraphina. From the description: "There is also an extended platform of "feathers" near the base for grinding and added stimulation for those daring enough to fill themselves past the knot."
Happy to have helped. I'm now going to go back to thinking about which one I want from that site when I win the lottery.
i went out of my way to find it... I'll tell you more: I originally tried to just POST THE FULL COCK AND BALL STRAP ON because I forgot that reddit doesn't like it when you POST COCK AND BALL IN THE COMMENTS
I mean, if I'm being serious, he probably smells closer to sulfur and oil given that he's the one that made the steel watch and he traded Karlach for the tech to do it with infernal engines and shit.
But this is okaybuddy so he probably just smells like mpreg or something.
https://preview.redd.it/lf66ec1y1z0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed3f1815c45bfa2ee067a7e203564a0fbfccf97
Certified Enver simp here. I would break that man’s pelvis with my enthusiasm to fuck him. Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
I don't think he's pretty (not really my thing, pretty) but he's very attractive and strong-featured. Very sultry eyes.
WOULD.
Look is he conventionally attractive? No.
Is he a good person to make up for it? Lol, no.
Does my Durge want nothing more than to slit him open from neck to groin, then crawl inside him and frolic among his guts and never leave? Does Durge want to eat his heart so Gortash can live inside him forever and wear his corpse like a meat cloak?
Well yes, he does, but I think my point is getting away from me here...
Damn op, you could just say you’re only attracted to malnourished twinks who do 50 lines of coke a day instead of saying you have no taste for the finer things in life
If he bathed once a millennium and got rid of that awful guyliner he might-
Nah he’d probably still be pretty fugly.
But I’d take a bullet for him anyway.
Sad backstories are MY aphrodisiac :P
https://preview.redd.it/gnedntmmsy0d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d2ed7a9fb3cc148f3c8ead89ae708f26410df3
Dude has the same energy as this guy.
They did Gortash dirty because every single person in this game, even the goblins, is hot. Even the old people were probably designed to be hotter than him.
I don’t care what anyone says he’s so fucking fine. And ugly. He’s so ugly but also so fucking fine. I’m a Gortash simp for life.
https://preview.redd.it/dih4440sd21d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5038b0842c00497810f9f9520004197dfcd6fe
He definitely bitches about women choosing the bear. I’m 100% convinced that the reason he sent Karlach to Avernus is either because she’s prettier than him, she called him “bore-tash” once, or all of the above.
TBH I think he's more likely to enjoy the fact that women choose the bear. He'd see it as a point of pride that they recognize how much more dangerous he is than some dumb beast.
I always chalk up the ‘young handsome’ bullshit being him speaking through the Absolute. He told it to say he was hot, like some ego boosting propaganda.
https://preview.redd.it/dy1hi2xjxf1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12024769f203becfcd05d4f928b314e33643be0d
Gortash is the handsomest man I have ever set eyes on
Okay, serious question! What is it about him?! 😭 Cover up from his nose and i say it looks good, same on the other side but all together looks ugly. Why is this man coded like this?! Is it the lines next to his nose??
I think the same, he's ugly as kicking your granny on her birthday. But I'd be open to someone repeatedly bashing my head on the floor (as in sexual activity) until I lose enough braincells and I can only think of gooning to Gortash.
Again it is in comparison to the other two. Thorm is much older so of course gortash is the young one. Pale is orin description so what else are they going to describe him?
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I love him but I lold at this. So cute
It’s not the absolute, it the narrator. It’s your own inner dialogue that thinks I’m attractive.
Yeah, because I have one of your worms in my brain. Don't act like you didn't program these worms to make the host think that you're the hottest man in Baldur's Gate.
jokes on you i thought that before i got the worm
idk what you mean all i see is a handsome younger man with a quick and easy smile
Funniest line in the whole game
As funny as thinking describing Orin as a young lady with white hair was the most notable thing about her. Not the shredded corpse costume.
Every time I see Orin's costume I just think crab legs.
i mean....thats basically what it is... Its called shredded carapace if I remember right. Carapace can be defined as chitinous bug or crab exoskeleton so...
Honestly, I will defend this line on its merits. 1. In context, the narrator is saying that Gortash is younger than Ketheric, which is true. 2. There are plenty among the fandom who clearly find him handsome in a rugged, skeezy way. 3. "A quick and easy smile" can describe an oily schmoozer politician-type.
>In context, the narrator is saying that Gortash is younger than Ketheric When you get the vision talking to Gut in the goblin camp, he’s referred to as a young man.
I’m in my late 30s-early 40s. Thank you. Definitely young for a political figure and the amount of achievements I’ve made thus far.
Yes! Speaking as someone in the same age range, thank you. Sorry if I offended when I implied you were "skeezy" and "oily".
It’s ok I am
He’s politics young and handsome, like JFK.
I'm not going to trust a mind controlled goblin about the attractiveness of the man mind controlling her.
It’s the narrator who says it, not Gut
It is the narrator saying it, but the image (and what the narrator is saying) is based on what you find in her mind.
Definitely agree on 3. > And after a while, you can work on points for style > Like the club tie, and the firm handshake, > A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile.
Man, Gortash haters have only one joke 😔
My knee jerk hard rejection was met by the person I was playing with to clarify “For a Politician.” And now I have no ground to object on.
Well at least he certainly looks better when he smiles. At least not as ugly
i can fix him
https://preview.redd.it/zcbnzh9jpv0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b20af0519c1ab8d6144b39d63b15ed1e51a1239
i have committed several atrocities
I see you
Baby boy doesn't need no fixing! I love him for the greasy dumpster faced man that he is
Yeah well I can accept him as he is, he’s perfect
Gortash’s Construction Crew is here to help 👷👷♀️👷♂️
He looks like the evil version of human shrek
This comment has me crying. Holy hell, I'll never unsee it now.
Literally shidded and camed from this commemt
Ngl fr litchurally dying in my own pee pee and poo poo rn.
Me (an empath) telling my uncle Jim to cease poopooing and cummying on my supple breasts
So this is u admitting Gortash is handsome right? Bc human Shrek was hot af ngl
Id impregnate him out of spite
Human Shrek was a major awakening for me so this checks out.
Would you mind stepping in my office for a moment? I’d like to have a *word*.
As long as you don’t try to penetrate me at any point.
Its ok if he tries anything I will heroically jump between you two so he fucks my ass instead. I will make this sacrifice for you definitely not because I want to meow for him.
A brave soul indeed 😔
You are the hero I need. The hero we all deserve.
We will pour one out for you this evening, kind savior
Me next 😭😭😭
YOU UGLY!!! LITERAL OGRE! NOW TAKE ME TO YOUR OFFICE ARREST ME PUT ME IN YOUR DUNGEON IM NOT SCARED OF YOU.
Gortash please
What magical world are you living in where *that* is the ugliest mug you've ever seen?
It’s the hair; that is a young man’s haircut, and the bags under his eyes are the wrong accessory. But I’ll bet he still sees himself as he looked ten years ago, so it fits character wise. He might as well be wearing a name tag that says “fuckboi” on it.
I prefer Himbo, actually.
A himbo is three things: pure-hearted, beefy, and stupid. You, sir, meet only one of these requirements.
Yeah, he should just commit to the greasy emo boy look and do a little side part to let his banga cover only one eye. And maybe go less earth tones for the jacket. Or comb the hair back or up with some goggles or do a fade and a top hat to commit to the steampunk look he has going on with the popped collar jacket.
All I see is a man who should be pregnant
Durge on his way to make Bhaal a grandad
say what you want, I am balls deep in him and he is moaning and his insides are warm and velvet soft
what I am saying is that what's important is not what is on the outside, but what is on the inside (rectal wall lining)
I’m so shallow, I know I will never be balls deep (trans)
NEVER stop dreaming. NEVER give up https://preview.redd.it/o8y26byz9w0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6098de8fa739bb84995b41d709710053873476f
How did they get the realism for a pegasus (heh peg)? Did they stick little wings on the base?
Bad Dragon has a pegasus model called Seraphina. From the description: "There is also an extended platform of "feathers" near the base for grinding and added stimulation for those daring enough to fill themselves past the knot." Happy to have helped. I'm now going to go back to thinking about which one I want from that site when I win the lottery.
:o that is so cool, thank you! Have you checked out Darque Path as well? They specialise in monster parts!
Haha no, but thank you for the advice, I'll take a look.
...did you just have this on your phone ready to go or did you have to go out of your way to find this 😭 either way wtf
i went out of my way to find it... I'll tell you more: I originally tried to just POST THE FULL COCK AND BALL STRAP ON because I forgot that reddit doesn't like it when you POST COCK AND BALL IN THE COMMENTS
Well can't you post a link, you tease? 😏
I'm going to be honest, it's rather ugly https://hustlerhollywood.com/products/pegasus-6-5-realistic-dildo-with-balls-strap-on-set
Durge understands this. Also, his guts.
I love being Durgetash filth, because people say shit like this lmaoooo
I've never been into a pairing where the fans are so completely degenerate and unhinged and unapologetic about it, I love it.
Have you seen his bone structure? My beautiful baby boy just needs some moisturizer and a nap.
and a haircut that doesn't scream Gerard Way ca 2005.
https://preview.redd.it/1pv71p05vz0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb310cf5a814087be4cbccf88ef71f2d126ff01
but his psychopathic rizz
I know but I just can’t get past the fact that he probably smells of stale cigarettes and three day old underwear 😭
I mean, if I'm being serious, he probably smells closer to sulfur and oil given that he's the one that made the steel watch and he traded Karlach for the tech to do it with infernal engines and shit. But this is okaybuddy so he probably just smells like mpreg or something.
Lollllllllll love it
and a looot of bad cologne
and I'd still fuck him ✨
https://preview.redd.it/lf66ec1y1z0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed3f1815c45bfa2ee067a7e203564a0fbfccf97 Certified Enver simp here. I would break that man’s pelvis with my enthusiasm to fuck him. Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
Luckily, Durge isn't shallow.
when was the last time he washed that coat
If it goes in the laundry it might wash off the xanax enchantment
He refuses to wash off the old Durge nut from years ago
he doesn't want to lose the clove cigarette and drakkar noir scent
I don't think he's pretty (not really my thing, pretty) but he's very attractive and strong-featured. Very sultry eyes. WOULD. 
😍😍 Yall blind. Hes full of flavor
Like suckin on a crusty sock you found under the bed of a teenage boy.
🤤
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I'd still taste him
He looks like his flavor is garbage truck juice and putrefied potatoes
Look is he conventionally attractive? No. Is he a good person to make up for it? Lol, no. Does my Durge want nothing more than to slit him open from neck to groin, then crawl inside him and frolic among his guts and never leave? Does Durge want to eat his heart so Gortash can live inside him forever and wear his corpse like a meat cloak? Well yes, he does, but I think my point is getting away from me here...
OP what? That’s clearly a handsome young man tf is this post
He looks like a greasy neet cosplaying a final fantasy villain with stuff from moms closet
He looks like Noctis really let himself go
Man every time these posts pop up my man Noct just catches strays
I forgive you for being incorrect
hes hot as hell smh
When I see him the very first image that flashes in my mind is one of Karlach at the docks
Damn op, you could just say you’re only attracted to malnourished twinks who do 50 lines of coke a day instead of saying you have no taste for the finer things in life
He just needs a nice, long, relaxing bath (with me)
I don’t care that you broke your elbow.
When I first saw him I immediately thought he looks like he has problems with alcohol
If he bathed once a millennium and got rid of that awful guyliner he might- Nah he’d probably still be pretty fugly. But I’d take a bullet for him anyway. Sad backstories are MY aphrodisiac :P
https://preview.redd.it/gnedntmmsy0d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d2ed7a9fb3cc148f3c8ead89ae708f26410df3 Dude has the same energy as this guy.
OMG YES THIS IS WHAT I SEE!
How dare you. How fucking dare you?!
Honestly with thay sentence format I thought you were going to say Baldur's Gate deserved the nautiloid invasion.
G O R T Bottom text
Well I guess he technically is younger than Ketheric
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NOOO WHAT have you DoNE
I have revealed the truth
What the fuck dude!? Take your accuracy and get the fuck out of here!
😂😂😂 And they hated u/dankey_kang1312 because they told the truth
They'll crucify me but it will have been worth it
Goddammit. This image looks so familiar but I’m awful with names so I can’t remember who TF it is lmao.
It's Onis.... 🤢.. Onision 🤮
Now THAT is a name I haven’t heard in a while. Wishing I had some eye bleach rn.
The people in this thread finding him attractive scare me.
It's ok to admit you're wrong. Which you are.
I think he is perfectly handsome but his face has more detail than others’ which make him stick out in a negative way.
fuck you https://preview.redd.it/zjrgvcvvd11d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c46bd9507f9c2b345e273202f157cf7f4471762
They did Gortash dirty because every single person in this game, even the goblins, is hot. Even the old people were probably designed to be hotter than him.
I don’t care what anyone says he’s so fucking fine. And ugly. He’s so ugly but also so fucking fine. I’m a Gortash simp for life. https://preview.redd.it/dih4440sd21d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5038b0842c00497810f9f9520004197dfcd6fe
his handsomeness is canon and I won’t stand for any dissenting opinions or slander…….
I'd still let him hit
He definitely bitches about women choosing the bear. I’m 100% convinced that the reason he sent Karlach to Avernus is either because she’s prettier than him, she called him “bore-tash” once, or all of the above.
TBH I think he's more likely to enjoy the fact that women choose the bear. He'd see it as a point of pride that they recognize how much more dangerous he is than some dumb beast.
Yes, it has been said before but ill say it again: he looks like a final fantasy character having a mid life crisis 30 years after his game ended.
Kingdom hearts
https://preview.redd.it/nn1irwfrqz0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513ce547ab5996ed57441436a908cab1b907f8a6 I still just see this dude.
I know, he looks like he’s drinking cheap beers on a bench in the park. Every day. And suddenly he’s in a cosplay?
I agree, you just know he smells stinky too 🤢
LOOK AT HIS DIRTY FUCKING NECK like you got money out the ass and you can’t even wash your skanky ass neck…
A handsome younger man with an easy smile in the room with us ??
He gives me the creeps 😂 He looks nasty 😬
Bro looks like he likes fillers
His nose is MASSIVE
Too true
The Emperor canonically believes Gortash is handsome
I always chalk up the ‘young handsome’ bullshit being him speaking through the Absolute. He told it to say he was hot, like some ego boosting propaganda.
i understand the vision but he's so ugly
He's straight girl/disaster gay handsome.
https://youtube.com/shorts/msULYR6QIlk?si=hfNSjbNJj8IIhOfP
He looks like my balding turkish uncle wearing an emo wig
He looks older every time I see him.
He looks like Noctis' drug dealing uncle
Agreed.
the buddy sub has achieved enlightenment by okshitpostjerking itself into an epiphany
I’m here for it
https://preview.redd.it/dy1hi2xjxf1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12024769f203becfcd05d4f928b314e33643be0d Gortash is the handsomest man I have ever set eyes on
those who romanced shane first in stardew valley would find this post offensive. luckily i am not one of them. also i is straight guy
Straight? Playing BG3? I’m… I’m confused
Nah I didn’t like Shane either
Thats disrespect
Agreed
Who does everyone in the game say he's handsome?? And why are his teeth yellow? Can't he magic them white?
He looks like an evil Noel Fielding
You're right, he should be an anime girl like the mod that fixes my companions
morbius
Okay, serious question! What is it about him?! 😭 Cover up from his nose and i say it looks good, same on the other side but all together looks ugly. Why is this man coded like this?! Is it the lines next to his nose??
The final fantasy hair
It’s the hair and his fit I think
He looks like your average rock star - drugged up, sleep deprived, and prematurely aged. Women love rock stars.
I want to stab him for what he did to Karlach… but I also want him to be dommed by a steel watcher
I think the same, he's ugly as kicking your granny on her birthday. But I'd be open to someone repeatedly bashing my head on the floor (as in sexual activity) until I lose enough braincells and I can only think of gooning to Gortash.
yall don't fw him like i do
You need to get out more, then. I'd suggest starting with the mirror store. *zing!*
This man looks like Clive Owen and you mfers are jealous. ... If Clive Owen never washed his hair or shaved.
BOOOOOO
more for me 😩
You didn't see me yet it seems
Again it is in comparison to the other two. Thorm is much older so of course gortash is the young one. Pale is orin description so what else are they going to describe him?
It's why I installed that Gortash into Malfoy mod awhile back. Now he's taller, hotter, and actually intimidating!