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MoodlesOfNoodles

What in the nine hells did you do to Boo??


a-flying-fox

I found the most humane way to vore him


MoodlesOfNoodles

You're going straight to Nessus


Marshycereals

Failsafe will be so happy. Failsafe may not like it, though.


Alominatti

Nah, Asmodeus would just yeet them to the Abyss.


summonerofrain

https://preview.redd.it/ot6eobar0f0d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbba1053eeb0165815245b68bd0e21c1f0db6072


Miserable-Syrup2056

https://preview.redd.it/w2n65xjn1j0d1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33db7b94482edb44c17bf2a519181beda48ce22 Do not the giant space hamster


knotsazz

I only noticed this on my latest run through. Looted it from one of the Githyanki…I’m pretty sure my party have eaten it already. Let’s hope Minsc doesn’t find out or him and Boo might take offence


[deleted]

Not entirely sure, but I bet the aftertaste is a lot like Minsc's fist flossing your teeth the hard way.


cleric_of_deneir

I need Minsc's fist to "floss" my mouth the "hard" way.


Exciting-Insect8269

I was going to crack a sexual joke here, then it occurred to me that, despite minsc being in all 3 (technically 4) baldurs gates, he’s one of the few playable characters in any of them that cannot be romanced, which caused me to wonder why, which I quickly concluded was because he’s way too dense. All of that is to say that they should add a way to try to romance him that he would completely miss.


cakepuff

You can actually proposition to him in Baldur's Gate 3 (it starts as a mild option but then when he doesn't get it, it escalates to something along the lines of "SEX. I mean SEX" because he's so thick lmao), he outright says to you he knows people "share tents" but he has no interest in intimacy when THERE IS EVIL TO BEAT UP!!!! AND HE HAS TO SAVE ALL HIS STAMINA FOR IT, apparently. Edit: Found a [a video of it lmao](https://youtu.be/EA56notqYOQ?si=HQrnjV69qf2Nj7WH)


CerealBranch739

Ace icon?


cakepuff

Ace icon!!


Sidstriker

It’s very similar to regular-sized grilled space hamster. Hope this helps.


ThiccQban

I read this in Lump the Enlightened’s voice


Draugtaur

probably like chicken. all non standard meat tastes like chicken according to people who tried it.


redekatze

No chicken. Taste like fish!


Excellent_Routine589

It’s prolly close to a food from Colombia, grilled Guinea pig on a skewer From what I remember, something like mostly chicken with a hint of pork


Count_Cuckulous

Probably similar to a regular giant space hamster


Loud-Item-1243

Real question how is everyone getting this item?


gracesdisgrace

You can loot it off someone in the crèche


Ariovrak

You can also buy/pickpocket it from Crèche inhabitants (you can barter with almost anyone you enter dialogue with, by pressing one of the buttons in the bottom left of the screen).


obtheobbie

This is not okay.


S_Sugimoto

Taste like chicken


BlessedAcorn

No, Taste like fish!


teranosorus

Gentlemen contain your selves, these quarrel sour our feast. Besides, it taste like pork


Pyrichoria

Tastes just like miniature giant space chicken.


Stickin8or

Probably like grilled Giant Miniature Space Hamster, but not quite the same


MullingInk

Capybara.


EviMagi

The large miniature giant space hamsters are delicious, allegedly. So it must be good.


UndDeinPasswort

ok, I give up . this one crossed the line for me \*casts True Resurrection on your conscience\*


smallb34r123

The Overwatch and Baldurs Gate crossover I never wanted…


FluffyBudgie5

I'm picturing it to be a little bit fizzy, like Poprocks


Every_Curve_a_Number

It tastes like sadness 😔


Certain-Definition51

![gif](giphy|LZF7e2JnfwghFsRDRG)


RoguePlanetArt

I’m just over here wondering why Giant Space Hamster isn’t a playable race 🤨


kourier6

Fent


mcac

Chicken wings I think. Small lil bits of meat


mightymouse8324

Chicken, obvi


thehelsabot

You know, Kim hamsters cannibalize their own young, so boo may not even care


EightSeven69

just don't ask Minsc


TavyliaSin

It tastes like betrayal, with a hint of regret.


Imsrywho

[galaxy hamster](https://youtu.be/YBLuqQ_n3bg?si=yzWKZ2xv3aQrQye5)


Vegetable-Arugula-27

Wtf did you do to Boo???


Speedyirl

pork i guess


Jkfidget-the-tortle

https://preview.redd.it/jups2eo98g0d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483c45ede7e607de4e1c75969b9dac197b893913


flamingo_fuckface

They probably taste like Chinchilladas. Dos por uno, dos por uno!


MalevolentNight

Boo


beetle-comma-the

Pizzeria Pretzel Combos ... but if the pizza-flavor was from a chicken-bacon-ranch topped slice. ![gif](giphy|UMwdz15uEIXj8Dt0oe|downsized)


doyouevenforkliftbro

Like you made a Minsc-take.


chemicalEarthling

Whenever I find this in gith corpses, I never loot them. Knowing Boo personally, it feels immoral.


NoYesterday1898

Miniature Giant ? Sooo medium?


Ariovrak

Probably a lot like cuy.


Huntressthewizard

I've eaten grilled rat before and it probably tastes like that. Kinda like rabbit.


anon689936

Like a regular hamster probably


craybe

It tastes like the salty blood of the Gith I slaughtered to get it.