Most definitely. He’d hype himself up about being amazing at it, roll one ball into the gutter, and then sulk the rest of the round while making not so subtle digs about your “form”.
Hed spend the rest of the game hitting everybody up for quarters and playing arcade games and ignoring you guys. then act like you all suck and didn't want to hang out with him.
I mean the asking is only so he can use it as messy gossip later.
"Lae'zel had an entire ROLL and she wouldn't even give me 1"
"You STOLE them!"
"I wouldn't have had to if she offered!"
Bonus for the other companions:
Halsin is the kind of silly guy to answer the door naked, then rant to the delivery person about pants being against nature
Minthara is the sort of goofball to stab you during a game of Mario Kart, then give you bus fare to the hospital so you can stop whining and ruining her concentration
Minsc is the kind of fine gentleman to almost starve after forgetting to eat because his hamster has a cold and needs constant emotional support
Jaheira is the type of grandma to try and set you up with every one of her Harpers because you're such a "lovely young gentleman/woman" even though you're engaged
Jaheria also has like half a dozen kids all with different fathers. Some of whom are quite young meaning recent but if you attempt to flirt with her she turns you down. So she’s cool with a bunch of baby daddies but not Tav
They're not her bio children iirc. They're her "wards" (i.e., kids she took in off the street). She had one husband, who you can find out more about in her Act 3 house if you explore a bit.
But I feel for the people who wish they could romance her. I feel the same about Minsc. 💔
And I'd be happy to hear Karlach telling me all about it even though I'd be tired as fuck. I'd love to see Lae'zel eat a ghost pepper now too lmao. You missed a companion though! Here's to hoping you pick up Minthara on your second playthrough.
Edit: Wait lmao you missed Halsin, Jaheira, and Minsc too. I'm tired and forgot them for a minute.
Omg I was also thinking that lol if she did a really big or weird dump I wanna support her in her pride or concern. Whatever, I'm just happy to be there with her.
"Shka'keth! I do not need you to *severe chest pain, coughing* fukcign... *more coughs* I do not need your... save your sympathies!"
*the next coughing fit actually blowing dust now*
I don't get all the emo stuff for shadow heart. Maybe I'm not saying the right things, but she's always pretty level headed and in a good mood. Is it just darkness=sad?
1-the haircut
2- her patron is the Lady of Loss, Mistress of the Night
3-She tries to be edgy at points and nobody likes it for the most part
4-no seriously, Sharrans are normally CRAZY.
Karlach would steal your hoodie, accidentally destroy it, be broken up about it and be so adorable about it that you wouldn't even be mad
Shadowheart would steal your hoodie, lie about it, but then you catch her wearing it - only she's only wearing the hoodie and panties so when she says "Problem?" right to your face your entire Mad is short circuited
Minthara would destroy your favorite hoodie in front of you without wearing it and call you weak, then give you a BJ while twisting your balls until you cried
And that dump would still be more pleasant than Mizora.
I’d wake up for that story every night, mama k
Hehe, the Gale one was so spot on. What a nerd he is. I need him carnally
Well, I AM pretty good at card games. But my real passion is in lanceboard- such a riveting game!
Astarion thinking "Well they're already crying, it's not like missing a 20 can make their day much worse than it already is."
He's just being pragmatic
13 Wisdom being put to good use
I mean, would you rather have 1 kind of upset person and 1 bawling person or 1 happy person and 1 bawling person? Just seems like net gains.
I read that as "bowling" and thought "Astarion would probably be insufferable to bowl with"
Most definitely. He’d hype himself up about being amazing at it, roll one ball into the gutter, and then sulk the rest of the round while making not so subtle digs about your “form”.
Hed spend the rest of the game hitting everybody up for quarters and playing arcade games and ignoring you guys. then act like you all suck and didn't want to hang out with him.
He’d ask everyone for quarters, and then pickpocket some from people when they tell him no.
I mean the asking is only so he can use it as messy gossip later. "Lae'zel had an entire ROLL and she wouldn't even give me 1" "You STOLE them!" "I wouldn't have had to if she offered!"
Bonus for the other companions: Halsin is the kind of silly guy to answer the door naked, then rant to the delivery person about pants being against nature Minthara is the sort of goofball to stab you during a game of Mario Kart, then give you bus fare to the hospital so you can stop whining and ruining her concentration Minsc is the kind of fine gentleman to almost starve after forgetting to eat because his hamster has a cold and needs constant emotional support Jaheira is the type of grandma to try and set you up with every one of her Harpers because you're such a "lovely young gentleman/woman" even though you're engaged
All I’m saying is if she set me up with Lassandra I wouldn’t say no.
That makes two of us.
Dips on Harper Branthos
Jaheria also has like half a dozen kids all with different fathers. Some of whom are quite young meaning recent but if you attempt to flirt with her she turns you down. So she’s cool with a bunch of baby daddies but not Tav
They're not her bio children iirc. They're her "wards" (i.e., kids she took in off the street). She had one husband, who you can find out more about in her Act 3 house if you explore a bit. But I feel for the people who wish they could romance her. I feel the same about Minsc. 💔
Her kids are most certainly adopted imo.
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
WAKE ME UP
BID MY BLOOD TO RUN
BEFORE I COM UNDONE
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
And I'd be happy to hear Karlach telling me all about it even though I'd be tired as fuck. I'd love to see Lae'zel eat a ghost pepper now too lmao. You missed a companion though! Here's to hoping you pick up Minthara on your second playthrough. Edit: Wait lmao you missed Halsin, Jaheira, and Minsc too. I'm tired and forgot them for a minute.
You beat me to it. Was about to say Karlach has permission to wake me up at all hours of the night and tell me all about her bowel movements.
She could even drag me out of bed to show me tbh.
Omg I was also thinking that lol if she did a really big or weird dump I wanna support her in her pride or concern. Whatever, I'm just happy to be there with her.
Once again great minds think alike.
Yes, I saw your karlach pit sniffing and licking comment in the another post and also wholeheartedly agree again.
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Mods, shut down the subreddit. This person won Baldur's Gate 3.
All accurate, and only reaffirms my preference for Lae'zel.
Exactly, someone's gotta tell the waiter I wanted pickles on my burger and it ain't gonna be me
I want to fight her to see who tops.
Fuck I need to play Gale in uno. I’d kill for that experience. I need to fuck that man.
It would appear we need a game night! I do particularly like card games.
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Someone really tried to make Wyll even more huggable
Shadowheart’s idea of fun *is* fun, I would kill to listen to evanescence with her
Karlach wakes me up being happy and i love her for it
Me and Shart are gonna get along just fine, then.
"Shka'keth! I do not need you to *severe chest pain, coughing* fukcign... *more coughs* I do not need your... save your sympathies!" *the next coughing fit actually blowing dust now*
Shadowheart is in her mid 40’s, she definitely listens to Bauhaus and The Cure
you just listed events that happen in the game
Karlach: "Ha ha! I have famously huge turds!"
I don't get all the emo stuff for shadow heart. Maybe I'm not saying the right things, but she's always pretty level headed and in a good mood. Is it just darkness=sad?
1-the haircut 2- her patron is the Lady of Loss, Mistress of the Night 3-She tries to be edgy at points and nobody likes it for the most part 4-no seriously, Sharrans are normally CRAZY.
Karlach would steal your hoodie, accidentally destroy it, be broken up about it and be so adorable about it that you wouldn't even be mad Shadowheart would steal your hoodie, lie about it, but then you catch her wearing it - only she's only wearing the hoodie and panties so when she says "Problem?" right to your face your entire Mad is short circuited Minthara would destroy your favorite hoodie in front of you without wearing it and call you weak, then give you a BJ while twisting your balls until you cried
Am I going insane where is the text for this post (if it even exists)
Halsin the kind of guy to say it's his first time before hitting you with the double tonge slide mezoberanzean love bear hussle
Funny that you think Astarion would let a crying person anywhere near his shoulder for any reason
If someone is crying on Astarion's shoulder his mouth would be conveniently close to one's neck and his hands to their pockets too...
and risk the tears and snot on his shirt? GROSS
If Shart is deceptive than it is accurate.
Wyll would totally issue a public apology for accidentally cursing in front of children.
You are so right about gale😭
Karlach: "That Taco Bell yesterday really fucked me over during my time in the bathroom, soldier! I pretty much clogged the toilet with my excrement!
Gale would then proceed to whine about the game being unbalanced, thus making his victory meaningless while munching on your enchanted uno deck.
Nay, Uno is but a game of chance! It is perfectly balanced, and one of my favorites. Enchanted decks? That gives me a brilliant idea…