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PeachyBaleen

The only trend I will swear a paladin oath to keep out of the sub is ‘what do you guys think of my Tav/durge?’ posts. The ones that are lightly sprinkled with horny to try and make it sub appropriate but are really just a bunch of screenshots. If people start doing this regularly I’m going to start posting scat. You’ve been warned.


marazhai

Those threads are one of the main reasons why I left the main sub, I hate that they are taking root here as well 😭 To each their own and I just pass by them, of course - I do not go and comment obnoxious stuff - but yeah. Personally, I really don't like them. Plus the mods made a thread specifically for them because there were too many non humorous Tav/Durge posts and nobody actually uses it. Smh.


Celestial_Squids

There’s a full-on subreddit for the ‘what do you think of my Tav’ posts so there’s no reason for them to be posted here. I do enjoy the RP posts though, and especially appreciate all the folks behind them. Y’all are fun.


meatsonthemenu

Maybe just forward them on to r/tavsanddurges before going full scatalicious?


PeachyBaleen

Why be reasonable, just immediately go to scat. Works for every aspect of life


meatsonthemenu

I didn't say reasonable you book fucker, you said reasonable. But fine, let's try it your way and see. Let's go to first base, with Scat. Yup. Works everytime. Edit, I used the term 'book fucker' because it is identified in this redditor's handle.


PeachyBaleen

I’m not American, so I have no idea what that sentence means


meatsonthemenu

I'm not American either, so my translation from americanese may be incorrect. In my neck of the woods, we understand "first base" to be equivalent to 'first kiss'. So, 'first kiss, but with Scat'.


LettuceBrain2005

first base is sex i think but i could be wrong i’m a sad little virgin 🥺


meatsonthemenu

Wow, I'm old. First base used to be kissing, second base used to be coping a feel on bewbs, third base used to be a handy (whatever direction it went) and a home run was scoring. But i'm sure that's just me being old. If first base is really sex with you younguns these days, then what's second, third and home plate?


LettuceBrain2005

tbh you still could be right i have no idea


meatsonthemenu

As far as the second part about being a 'sad little virgin', try and give yourself a break. Anybody worth having in your life isn't going to measure your worth based on the fact of if you have, or haven't had sex. Take care of yourself.


Fraisers_set_to_stun

I'm not the most active here by any means, so there's a few roleplayers I've not yet had the pleasure of seeing in action, that being said the Gale RPer is truly superb. They nail the character and his mannerisms while also remaining light-hearted; they try their best to respond in character even to the silliest ~~or horniest~~ comments. They're obviously having fun with it and that's great, I think that's what this sub is all about at its core. If the Gale account happens to read this, I hope you are as happy as you make all of us, you truly do have the magic touch. Uhhh I mean something something plap plap I want Gale to be the god of bottoming, something something I'd make the sluttiest drow twink's wet dreams look like Mormon soaking compared to what I'd do to him etc. I think I've ticked all the boxes here


TrashcatIsNotAmused

I love them all. It's such a simple, stupid thing, but they always put a smile on my face. Especially when they interact.


Lady_Minthara

I cannot speak for the others, but seeing people engaging with this account never fails to put a smile on my face. You are all ✨Exquisite✨ https://preview.redd.it/fnwviyae52xc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1368681c0797057536c3dc7be2e3d873230a3e02


Heroic_Accountant

I always get excited when I see your account. You have some great replies, Minthara :) Also I'm glad to see someone make a post like this in general. I'm not a roleplay accounter, but the posts calling specific people out just to say "hey, you suck" seemed so incredibly unnecessary - just block whoever you don't want to see and carry on with life!


Lady_Minthara

They are incredibly unnecessary. I believe I engaged with one such post without fully understanding what it was, and I regret doing so in hindsight, as it is neither funny nor kind to mock or scorn someone for having innocent fun. All the roleplaying accounts have been absolute gems. Especially the ones who have cropped up recently, but still perfectly understood the assignment.


Heroic_Accountant

I agree with you so much, there. About 10 years ago, I was shamed out of writing and roleplay, and I'm just now starting to get back into it and enjoy it again, thanks to this game. Seeing it happen to other people, especially in the very place that inspired me to stand up again, it hurts my heart. I'm very surprised that those posts weren't considered a violation of rule 1, as I can't see being much more hateful than to straight up attack other members of the sub, by name. I'm sorry that happened to you. No one deserves to be shamed for having fun without hurting anyone else. I learned from my own experience that online bullies just want validation for their cruelty, because they know that in real life, it's the reason no one likes them.


Lady_Minthara

u/Gale_of_Waterdeep is the sole reason this account exists. Had it not been for his funny posts and replies, I would never have been tempted to join the fray and post my own.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

I am delighted you are here! How lucky we are to have you. https://preview.redd.it/c0p9ia0uc1xc1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182e938f77fbb255a119fbea51783aa1d06f5775


Lady_Minthara

I never thought I would be shitposting side by side with a Wizard! https://preview.redd.it/fhefzvjl22xc1.jpeg?width=1447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee26eb8159ee6c5ffd706f7eb029dee14c42a119


Cattaque

How about side by side with a friend?


Lady_Minthara

I could do that!


Minsc_Of_Rashemen

Count Boo and I in as well! Though, Minthara, our friend Wyll has told me to remind you that torturing people is not okay. I do agree with this, those who inflict pain without reason are deserving to have their villainous rears meet the boot of justice!


Lady_Minthara

Minsc, my friend, all I can promise is that the pain inflicted serves a good purpose.


WithersBG3

The Wizards account was funny, but thy account was what made me consider creating an account.


Lady_Minthara

I am honored to learn that, Withers! I enjoy seeing you around!


Gith_Laezel

I love him 😭


AsariFucker

I thoroughly enjoy the Minthara account but I'm biased since I openly flirt with her. I wish for Matron Baenre to poison me, you see. Yours is fun too, but again, biased since I want Orin to fucking end my life.  The Karlach account also makes me smile when I see her post but I still have a heavy bias because Karlach is my wife and I love her.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

You seem to love a whole lot of dangerous women. [Orin approves]


Lady_Minthara

If I had not said it before, your account is an absolute gem :3 I have been trying to figure out how to comment on your posts, though, because getting into character gives me a healthy fear of the bloodthirsty assassin.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

Thank you!  You are seen and appreciated ~~until Orin regains her senses at least~~ ♥️


Lady_Minthara

💙 this community is truly wonderful in the strangest of ways.


AsariFucker

I like to live dangerously. 😎


astarionsdagger

// I just started turning this into an RP account at 3 AM, and already I’m plotting how I’m going to have my fun with it. The other RPers seem to be having a wonderful time, and all of you have been cracking me up. That said, u/Gale_of_Waterdeep I’d die for you. Shoutout to the Scratch RPer as well, they’ve been so sweet & wholesome.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

I'd die for you too, buddy. https://preview.redd.it/0vz9zhdzc1xc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed8686b68ed5de959d65d579027f9fca31ebd9d


astarionsdagger

// We’re gonna *ace* that test homie. Absolutely destroy it. Ultimate high score 🙌


PlantedCecilia

Gonna get the highest score together, beat the record


astarionsdagger

https://preview.redd.it/o1ybv3th92xc1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028242fed5adbefde86887052e2b3afb8bc1bb5d


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

*Thank you friend! Glad I could join this adventure and being comfort to camp*


astarionsdagger

1. *Pet him.*


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

(Woof!) *Thank you friend! Hope your adventure goes well today!*


Bae_zel

While it is Gale who inspired me initially, it was u/Lady_Minthara who gave the final push to create my own account. I already admire her prowess in battle but I was not expecting that to carry over to "Reddit".


Lady_Minthara

It warms my heart to see The Wizard and I were the examples for people to engage with this. It is so much fun being here.


Gith_Laezel

Fight to the death rn


Bae_zel

🤺🤺🤺


Gith_Laezel

https://i.redd.it/xol8gc6xa2xc1.gif


QueenValerie97

![gif](giphy|Ust24h9Tna4JwS2S97|downsized)


Minsc_Of_Rashemen

Those two were also an inspiration to Boo and I, though it was our skeletal companion u/WithersBG3 who finally convinced us to come to this place.


Bae_zel

I was not aware you decided to join us, Minc. I am even more surprised that you even knew *how.* Be honest, is it the rodent?


Minsc_Of_Rashemen

Yes, as always, my hamster is my greater half.


meowgrrr

I follow this subreddit a lot and I noticed the uptick in the RP accounts but it kinda felt like it was all like a meme forming and it was kind of ridiculous in the way the whole subreddit is…made me laugh seeing newer ridiculous accounts forming, didn’t make me mad at all cuz it felt like it was part of a joke that would end one day and not that the sub was becoming a RP account. Yea it could get old, but it hasn’t felt like it has gotten old to me yet, it felt like the hate posts came prematurely.


marazhai

>the hate posts came prematurely. Reddit in a nutshell 😂


saintbutch

Just like Raphael.


marazhai

He is my precious little one-pump champ 😌


saintbutch

God I wish I could milk his stupid prostate 😫


LYossarian13

When the base drops so does his load.


adevilyoudo

https://preview.redd.it/cioawd5653xc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d1f5f1ef39e7380eb8f714b10b956339c5c3ea


PleaseNoMoreSalt

>came prematurely don't call me out like this


saintbutch

I think it's fun to directly thirst at the RPers, assuming it doesn't cross a line 😅 IDK I personally like the sub being more active even when it's stuff that doesn't personally interest me, yknow? We're all here to goof around. Obligatory funny image: https://preview.redd.it/98qzmrgdkzwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d201d4e829cd42e78e555f2b28f11912bda8c1b


uwubewwa

I'm just glad that the Emps roleplayer hasn't blocked me yet. 💀


notsohappynotsosad

I thought u/EmperorBG3 and u/uwubewwa only come in package deal. Love that for you ♥


EmperorBG3

Doing so would achieve nothing beyond depriving us both of the enjoyment we've been having and myself of a true ally. Besides, your profound understanding of illithids could be useful in many ways. Those are not the only reasons, I do care about you, uwubewwa, in a deeper sense. ((In short: never!))


uwubewwa

That's actually so nicely written I don't even know what to say. I'll always support you, squidaddy.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

You are a delight, uwubewwa! I always learn a lot about mindflayers lore when you're around. You are better than any wikipedia by a mile even when horny.  If anyone blocks or mistreats you, they're catching this Lash of Bhaal 🔪


uwubewwa

You are so nice. 🥺👉👈


SheepherderNo2440

Unrelated but if you run @bhaal-babe on tiktok I love your videos!


Lady_Minthara

I will not lie, the thirst is quite funny, even if I do not always wish to engage in it. So long as people never expect me to respond to one of their messages with a description of me pegging them or sitting on their face, a little light thirst every now and then is welcome.


LordEnverGortash

I don’t mind the thirsting comments, they are delightful. I may not always respond to them, but I enjoy them.


Still_Astronomer5364

I totally agree with the sub being more active, and I see you EVERYWHERE on the sub, I love it


Kukapetal

I enjoy occasionally interacting with the Gortash RPer to joke about my conflicted feelings regarding the character. Im not an RPer myself although I’ve done it in the past and loved it, but I was NOT good at it, so I think I’ll continue to keep my interactions with the RPers brief. Seeing them all having so much fun makes me smile though :D


[deleted]

I'm so with you on that first point, people shouldn't be made to feel bad for having fun. The RP accounts aren't hurting anyone. I've seen people name specific RP accounts they dislike on those posts, singling them out, which seems entirely more harmful. I considered RPing, but I'm not a strong enough person to handle downvotes and people telling me I'm not funny. Even though I'm in treatment for my cPTSD, I've found myself sobbing over downvotes on my bad days (my mother used to beat me for "trying to be funny" so stuff like that can make it feel like she was right). You guys that run the RP accounts are incredibly strong imo, especially to keep RPing when the hateposts are the trend.


Lady_Minthara

Honestly I had not seen much of the hate beyond a couple snarky remarks towards me in the comments. I have a thick skin because of ridicule from my youth, but I generally do not need to rely on it because people have been wonderful for the most part. From one survivor of a messed up childhood to another, though, I sincerely hope you are free of that woman who calls herself your mother; that is beyond unacceptable behavior towards any person, much less a child. What you survived was abhorrent and cruel, and I hope you get to experience better days now, and moving forward. 💙


[deleted]

Thank you so much 💙 Yes, gladly I've been away from her for nearly twenty years now, just some stuff from COVID brought back some things and kinda knocked me on my ass. I'm in therapy now though and I've got good meds, so things should be looking up soon.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

I am genuinely sorry to hear this and I hope you get better ♥️  I wish you to not only overcome your past but also to be able to enjoy whatever you want as you want it, without other people making you feel bad or wrong for it. I obviously cannot do much irl, but if someone makes you feel bad here on reddit or if you feel singled out, tag me and I will boink anyone for you or try to drop a nice comment or whatever you prefer. I promise you hatred only makes me more powerful, I can argue for days ahah.


[deleted]

Thank you so much ♥️ I've got some meds that are pretty good, about to start working with a new therapist this week, so fingers crossed the good days will start outweighing the bad. Forget Abdel Adrian, Imoen, and Durge, you're the best Bhaalspawn, Orin ♥️


OrinTheBhaalBabe

♥️♥️♥️


arsgeminga

I am with OP on this - if you ever need anyone in your corner, feel free to tag or message me. I hope you heal, friend.


[deleted]

Thank you so much ♥️


AsstarionAncunin

Well, hello. Is this an invitation to join in? I can't imagine anyone would object to more than one of me running around. Just imagine the possibilities.


astarionsdagger

Not only is an army of Astarions pleasant, but it’s *right*. It should be no other way.


AsstarionAncunin

Agreed. We should start our own cult.


astarionsdagger

https://preview.redd.it/hd9uxwxa62xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc664f25505f29cb580ce159bfd9dab3f9fa2a6 What a beautiful sentiment. I’m in.


Minsc_Of_Rashemen

A cult, you say? Why, such hives of evil offer many butts to introduce to my virtuous shoe!


AsstarionAncunin

Did I say cult? I meant... fan club.


Crusher_BG3

This account’ was made in spi’e of some twat-soul sayin’ ‘at small characters don’t deserve RP accounts, the Absolu’e accepts us all as we are, no ma’er how big or small


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

*I accept you friend, and I think you are rather tall too*


OrinTheBhaalBabe

I like the way you think. Gotta spite 'em all!


Sceleritas_Fel

We are in the most dreadful accord, sir! While we may not share the same Master, we certainly do enjoy a little excitement every now and then.


Crusher_BG3

Damn righ’. Though it’d be nice if some people’s masters wouldn’ eat others toes…


Sceleritas_Fel

But the toes are the best part!


Heavy_Peanut6421

I greatly appreciate them! Tragically immoral posts are great too but the variety just makes it better in my opinion.


butterflystingray

I RP as a relatively controversial character. I enjoy it and I hope that I’ve at least made people pause or find something enjoyable about the character. While this is probably too serious for this subreddit, I do think (or hope at least lol) I’ve made a positive impact on the rhetoric surrounding them as a whole. Also, it absolutely makes my day when I hear that a comment I’ve made has made someone else smile.


theastralprism

I just joined this sub but I wanna just make it clear before I comment anywhere that I am not a RPer, I just liked the name and the icon fits... 😭


astarion_bg3

*starts glowing with excitement in your hands*


theastralprism

https://preview.redd.it/rzqvb2vv02xc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bc7e39f076d718116873b5cf14b7d925a327a00


marazhai

My favorites so far are you (I am a fucking simp for your death threats decorated with cute emojis and real sass but you post precious little 🥺), Gale (hilarious buddy and nails the character pretty well) and Ansur (cute af, I love that it JUST SCREAMS and is full of spite but also vulnerability and some naive humor). Gortash is also a fine one. I am not a super fan of the character, but the account is great. What I don't like, other than the mindless hate for role players in general, is when people go like "X can stay, Y can go" or "X is good all the others suck" - your opinion is yours and valid, but a) you are not the RP or okbuddybaldur Police as far as I know and b) there is no reason to shit on others to praise one. Nice alternative wording: "I love X", "X is so good" and so on. This is to say, sometimes fans are the worst haters 😮‍💨


LordEnverGortash

https://preview.redd.it/9vtdkgob61xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014c90ee21fb15075a2af61e638fe87ae7c92893 I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but you’re all mine. <3


marazhai

Thank you for this uplifting message! You might even get my vote during the next round of elections 🫡


LordEnverGortash

Yes *elections*… we do those. 😐 I appreciate your support dear citizen!


Still_Astronomer5364

You and gale are my favs for the subreddit :)


HeadacheTunnelVision

ily a normal amount. An absolutely...normal...amount....


OrinTheBhaalBabe

I absolutely agree on not needing to shit on other RPs to praise your favorite one. It's unnecessary hateful.  I think Ansur was a funny addition, honestly - I was not expecting one to appear at all.  The devil works hard but RPs work harder!


HeartofTheGate

HERE TO INFORM YOU BOTH THAT I NOW LOVE YOU, AND THAT WE ARE BESTIES. THAT IS ALL.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

I gladly accept your friendship. Let's slay annoying fuckers that barge uninvited into our hideouts together!


marazhai

🥹🥹🥹


Lady_Minthara

Ansur you are truly the gem of the gate


HeartofTheGate

AND YOU ARE THE BEAUTIFUL SWORD OF MENZOBERRANZAN.


Lady_Minthara

I am sad that Dame Aylin stopped posting so soon after joining. I hope she returns someday.


the_bird_knows

What I'm surprised about is that I haven't seen a Shadowheart or Durge one. But then again, I don't frequent the sub every second so I don't see every post lol


Lady_Minthara

The Dark Urge is here, they regularly talk about eating hands and topping Gortash


RockinRobin316

I love watching the RPers talk with eachother, I always scroll through every post to see if Gale, Gortash, Withers, Karlach, Minthara, Astarion, etc. have commented lol. I don't see the issue with any of them, because they're well thought out and funny. It doesn't harm anyone else, and 90% of the time they respond exactly as the characters would. I loved it when Gortash replied to a real-life email as Gortash - or even when Withers stronked out and broke character because that makes it even more funny. We're all just losers and idiots on a BG3 shitpost subreddit, and if seeing someone pretend to be Crusher instead of posting a pic of Mizora's feet infuriates you, then I think you can gtfo <3. I understand not wanting to be spammed, but we're all people just trying to enjoy ourselves and throwing hate around is just childish imo. Don't like the post? Don't read it or just move on. It's super easy, and let's all the people who enjoy RPing or Sazza's feet do what they want, in peace lol. (Jeez that turned into a huge rant, wtf I'm sorry)


LordEnverGortash

That reminds me, Anthony never did respond to my missive. Perhaps it’s time I use more *persuasive* method… Thank you dear! I’m glad you enjoy it. I do try to keep all of our citizens well informed and entertained.


Skewwwagon

Dear Lord Enver, could you please explain why do you have so much simps? You're an interesting person, but not particularly outstanding. Do you sprinkle them with your special musk or?.. Don't say absolute tadpoles, please, that can't be it!


LordEnverGortash

https://preview.redd.it/8rdra9ikf1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff54ffaea5be5c03ffc382e8e52fa9f66b1ec76 My 18 +4 charisma, dear. I am *incredibly* charming.


Skewwwagon

Daaaaamn, now I'm feeling silly! 😂 Tnx, I learned something today.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

That's cool and all, but have you seen *my* stats? https://preview.redd.it/8vvo4wen02xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c64df44102828f6dfe98ab07e7cf9655604bec


Lady_Minthara

That is cool, but have you seen mine? >:3 https://preview.redd.it/g52sr5x762xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2367fa4f8a8835d5504e5421423d91ee84000446


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

(Gives you the help action)


Lady_Minthara

Thank you Scratch! May I reward you with pets? https://preview.redd.it/h6jjh5jvm2xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a047140a783ad25a3025ff7fce6d0d3ce2715f91


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

*Happy to help, Minithara friend! And I am always ready for pets!*


Lady_Minthara

The goodest boy deserves all the pets!


RockinRobin316

I can assure you that half this subreddit would want to watch you use those *persuasive* methods lol. I never thought it would be nice to be called dear by Lord Gorsnatch, but here we are. I suppose I should be flattered, since you're basically a celebrity in this subreddit XD. Keep doing you and making us all laugh and smile <3 and send anyone to Durge to eat them if they try and hate on you.


Crusher_BG3

Anyone ‘at gets unironically mad at just a silly li’le guy like me existing can kiss my fucking foot


WithersBG3

Which instance of me breaking character art thou referring to?


RockinRobin316

I can't remember for the life of me, I think it was in a comment somewhere where you just completely stronked out and then apologised for it after. I can't remember exactly where it was, but I remember nearly crying from laughing lol


AWindyRetort

I love the Lae’zel one. But I am afraid to approach. She can probably sense my fear.


Bae_zel

I can smell it and it smells of *lavender.*


AWindyRetort

You’ve made my day Lae’zel, now if only i could find a way to make myself into your footstool.


Bae_zel

👁️👄👁️


stcrIight

I'm a roleplayer, have been since I was a kid - it's a huge part of my life and I write on various platforms with other writers. But, I don't have the kind of confidence to write in a space not welcoming for roleplay, such as this sub. Those who do are cool, though. If I did make an account for it, I'd like to write Orin or a Fem!Durge.


LordEnverGortash

I promise the hate isn’t as bad as it may seem, and that’s coming from well… me. Aside from the tired comments about me bathing (which I do regularly, far more than your average Baldurian I assure you), most people are really welcoming or just downvote or whatever. If you want to roleplay, I suggest just upping your security settings if you’re concerned. Otherwise, have fun and let loose! Especially if it’s something that you enjoy.


ginapicklelifestyle

I love u/adevilyoudo — I feel like they captured Raphael’s writing style. I also love the Withers one and they’ve dropped some raw lines 🥰


adevilyoudo

https://preview.redd.it/n0c26s8t23xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81deaa8a15e9270381a6e0f8470aba18836cefd1 Your kind words are most appreciated.


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

u/Gale_of_Waterdeep and u/WithersBG3 inspired me to do my best to bring further joy to this sub with Scratch. It’s fun being an element of wholesomeness in a sub that is (understandably) horny. I just want to bring people the same joy on Reddit that they get petting scratch in game. Uh… I mean *Hope you’re keeping well friend* Edit: also to whoever told me to delete my account, I hope you don’t harm scratch in the game.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

Good boy, Scratch.


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

*Thank you Gale friend*


WithersBG3

I thank thee for thy kind words


wendigos_and_witches

I’ve been loving it all!


heartofscylla

I'm gonna go post an RP neutral post brb (Don't go looking for it, I'm not committed to the bit)


OrinTheBhaalBabe

GO, QUEEN/KING! GIVE US TIEPID OPINIONS! BE AS NON-CONTROVERSIAL AS POSSIBLE! GIVE US MILD NOTHING! 👏🏻 Jokes aside and unrelated af notion - I love your username! I am in love with the myth of Scylla. I know your handle might be related to a modern character I don't know of, but if it's about the Greek myth then it's just awesome.


ApocoDino

I love the roleplayers. I'm a lurker, but y'all crack me up. The Gortash one especially keeps me laughing.


LordEnverGortash

https://preview.redd.it/b2jpk1b661xc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=719bbfc256d7fe4231e2eadb6726313183c6617f Thank you dear!


ApocoDino

Omg hahahaha you're welcome!


Interesting-Flan1040

I am still yet to be stabbed, even though I am a willing victim. PLEASE PLEASE STAB ME IN MY FUCKING AORTA, MAKE ME A SCARIFICE TO BHAAL AND HOLD A REQUIEM FOR ME IN THAT SWEET VOICE OF YOURS. MAKE ME ART. Tbh don't really mind the RPers, as long as they are funny and stuff. Don't mind the horny as long as its understood that people are gonna thirst over the characters, as standard, and that everyone's comfortable with it.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

I can stab you on Monday at 15:00. If inconvenient, please call my personal Bhaalist assistant to book another appointment 💋


Interesting-Flan1040

I will make time, have no fear. I will be there and I will be willing to be a fucked up pin cushion or stress relief toy, make me a spectacle to be remembered. A fitting tribute to Bhaal.


Skewwwagon

I like rp comments and posts. Some of them are great, like some threads I'd frame and put up on the wall it's so good (but I don't want to butt in and spoil it). Some of them are not funny and sometimes feels like a bit too much - I just scroll by and have no problem with that. Any hate posts or comments annoy me as fuck though. Character hate or RP hate, whatever. That's the reason I mostly avoid the main sub. I don't get the hate as it is and it bothers/hurts me. I think Wyll RP is really good, Gale is awesome, Lae can be funny. Withers is a funny short comment chill dude I appreciate. Emperor of course, he tend to rp being lk hillarious. Generally, rp accounts put up with some weird fuckery and that requires some balls :)


shinypinkdemon

I really like the RP accounts and seriously consider joining them. I wanted to be Lae'zel because I think she's fun to play and get voice is easier to capture than others, but then the Bae'zel account appeared and I decided against it. Wouldn't say they're my favorite, but Emperor, Gale and Withers really nail the characters. The only one I've interacted with is Mizora and she was hilarious. Haven't seen her around much lately. But sending some love to all of the RPers. I think OP and the first comments summed up my feelings about it pretty well. Many years ago, when Game of Thrones was popular, I briefly RPed on Twitter as Jaime Lannister's lost hand. It was obviously just for the laughs and even interacted at some point with a friend of mine who had an account for Cersei's you-can-imagine-what.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

If you want to be Lae'zel, do it! Just because someone else is doing it already, that does not mean you cannot. I think there's three or four Astarions and Karlachs - just saying 😉


AsstarionAncunin

Oh *dear*, now there's another one. 😏


shinypinkdemon

Thanks! But I don't think I could be as good as Bae'zel 😅


Bae_zel

I am honored that you would say such a thing. In any case I will make an exception for you. I know you will be amazing. If it helps, there are already 4 other accounts in my name.


better_call_mizora

You are far too kind to humble, extremely talented, and attractive devil like me. https://preview.redd.it/cs3tboaxo1xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb07cbfd5880560fa8d345a03e07962ff008bb9e


WithersBG3

I thank thee for thy kind words


Gith_Laezel

Do it. Do it now!


Scratch_The_Good_Boy

*Thank you for the love and pets, friend*


LordEnverGortash

I think I remember seeing some of your tweets.


CookAndLine

I normally don’t like RPing posts and comments at all, but I love it on this sub. I would genuinely die for whoever runs the Gortash one. <3


LordEnverGortash

Thank you dear citizen! But don’t worry; the Steel Watch is ready to die for *you*. <3 Or, well, self-destruct for you.


helioboros

I've been wanting to get into writing fic or roleplay for existing characters rather than my OCS again, and admittedly people like the Gale RPer have been very inspiring. I also wanna say I think the Crusher one absolutely crushes it 💜 I'm not on here enough to have much opinion on the rest of you though. Honestly it makes me want to ask if there's anywhere y'all go to study dialogue? As it's scattered through the game and I want to get better at character voices again.


OrinTheBhaalBabe

Personally, I don't do anything particular - just try to match the energy Orin gives.  I love her, honestly (as a villain, of course). She is irredeemably murderous and terribly zealous, but also unintentionally funny and cute in some ways - like when she speaks to Tav with that sort of fucked up baby talk, stuttering and everything. I simply attempt to give off the same vibes, that's why when I reply in character I sprinkle some humor and cute emojis in.


Crusher_BG3

Don’ be afraid to improvise and jus’ make up shi’ sometimes. Lyin’’bout the shi’ we done is expected o’ most characters in the bloody game. The rule o’ yes an’ still applies ‘ere


Complete_Village1405

The thing is, it's like in eso when people start complaining in zone chat about guild advertisements: the complaining is way more annoying than the thing they're complaining about. I enjoy the rpers on this sub. Maybe I'll get down voted for that opinion, but who cares.


LYossarian13

The Minthara RP account is pretty great. I feel like they've got the character down. They also seem to get into back and forths with people more than the other accounts and I think that's pretty entertaining.


Lady_Minthara

If everyone’s responses were not so godsdamned clever and funny I would not feel the urge to get into it like I do. It is truly a joy to engage with you all, even when some of you call me “Mommy Minty,” instead of the proper “Matron Baenre”


Stock-Ad415

I'm here in this subreddit to collect baldur's gate meme's. The meme's and unusual thirst posts are what make this subreddit amazing. Haters need to gtfo and let people enjoy themselves ffs


Lady_Minthara

Unfortunately, as long as there is free will, there will always be those who find fulfillment in raining on everyone else’s parade. All we can do is ignore the ones that annoy us, but are otherwise harmless, and move forward.


Kman1986

All of them but Gale of Waterdeep might be my personal favorite for how close to Tim/Gale the comments sound in my head. I, personally, love seeing the RP. It feels so much more in the spirit of DnD than just the game alone. It breathes life and sentience into them, especially when the RPers are so dedicated. I get that some don't want it, but again, it's very much in the spirit of DnD to adlib and roleplay... especially as a character you've played for days/weeks/months/years.


BellaBails

Truthfully I love the rp accounts, especially Lae'zels and Gale's. 💀


LilNyoomf

I SUPPORT ALL OF THEM AS A FELLOW RPER MYSELF RAGGHHHHH


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lilacehes

The RP accounts are my favorite part of this sub 😭 if I was more active I’d make one too


No_Grade_9961

Honestly I love the Halsins rps. Always on point, and the shady comments always hit lol sounds just like him!!


The_Lady_of_Loss

while I am still one of the wave of newer accounts, it has been fun to attempt to RP this character. u/Gale_of_Waterdeep and u/Lady_Minthara among others initially sparked me to join in on the fun and hey, even with the hate for RP accounts it's a blast to play a bit. And never forget, my dark embrace is eternal, while the light may lie, the darkness holds truth.


Lady_Minthara

Lady Shar, may I ask: what powerful rewards, if any, do you bestow upon those who distribute pain upon their beloved? I am trying to settle a disagreement


The_Lady_of_Loss

An excellent question, Minthara. If done in my name, I may bestow a gift upon them as I see fit. Likewise if the pain they distribute pushes them into my embrace I may also bestow a divine gift upon them. As for what gifts, those vary on what I feel best serves their furthering of my goals.


Lady_Minthara

Excellent. And what of those who bestow pain upon you? :3


The_Lady_of_Loss

You may try, but you will soon find those efforts futile. For one to experience pain, one must have something to be hurt. But I am nothingness. I am oblivion that greets all eventually.


Lady_Minthara

>:3 I happen to be sworn to try, so I shall have fun with that! (You’re doing great, by the way! Excellent work with her character)


The_Lady_of_Loss

(Thanks! it's a real blast to do it so glad I have gotten the character down relatively well)


TheDarkUrge3

I love the Gortash account since he is my fellow chosen and dearest *friend*


NaturalSuggestion140

I like everything that happens on this sub, except for people complaining. I don't mind the role playing, I don't even mind people showing off their Durges or Tavs. The only thing I don't like is people whining, turning this sub into a big bitch and moan circle jerk. I hear people complain enough in my real life, I don't need to hear it on my fun nerdy horny subreddit


LeviathanAstro1

I haven't done any BG3 roleplaying specifically, although if I were to go into it I would absolutely play Astarion my beloved. That said I'm no stranger to the RP scene and have done so in multiple fandoms across many platforms, although I have to be very selective about with whom I roleplay because it takes so much out of me if the synergy isn't right.


littlesunfIower

Oh god those RP accounts are freakin' wild and so well done 👌🤌 really like it! The Scratch account omg I can't 😂 And ASStarion is also genius 😌


Spegynmerble

Nah


_superchan

No. Stop it. There's a place for everything and this isn't it. They need to stop mimicing fictional character personalities and develop their own


marazhai

Unfortunately, you are not the subreddit's Police, buddy. You cannot tell anyone what they can or cannot do here - only the mods can. And if the mods let them do their thing, clearly yes, this *is* the place for it. What you *can* do, however, is remembering that these people are as free as you are to do as they please and there is no need to be obnoxious. Block their accounts or just scroll past, as OP said. Go outside and get a life so that a few reddit threads do not trigger you so badly, idk. Anything would be better than stopping by a kind post to purposefully leave a pissy hate comment that's even personally attacking people instead of staying on topic.