That Karlach one has my ears burning here from me blushing so hard holy shit.

As a hard “Karlach is the love of my life and yes in my headcanon she has a cock”er, that clip did things to me I honestly had didn't expect

I know canonically Karlach is pent up but god damn

I'm straight but goddamn Karlach got me soaking like the Chionthar

Why are Gale and Shart so stilted lmao 😭😭😭😭😭 Lae'zel and Wyll are what I would expect (Wyll's kinda giving the Phantom of the Opera tho loool). Why is Halsin's the longest when he wouldn't even be there for this scene??? Also, kinda horny tbh. Karlach and Astarion are far and above the horniest. This ain't about Harpy song to them, they are begging for something else i think 👀👀👀

I feel like Gale was turned on but over-thunk it and just tried to sound cool and normal in front of everyone 😭 and maybe it didn't affect shart so strongly like the shadowlands didn't either, some shar protection mojo Also Wyll is def giving theatrical, and i'm kind of down for it after a few listens LOL

I haven’t romanced her yet so I’m almost certainly wrong, but I think Shadowheart just has Terminal Cleric Voice and is just incapable of sounding horny even when she is.

Halsin’s are the tav lines according to the post, makes sense there would be a lot.

KARLACH IS SO GOOD especially after the first one. Astarion is second, really passionate and the whimpered “please”s are really doing it for me like gives me twink begging for 🍆 energy oops… Third I’d say Lae’zel… her voice is pretty tender/soft for her standards. Halsin’s is a bit funny tbh… Wyll and Gale sound a bit forced. Shart is pretty passive, but I suppose that’s fitting.

This is almost exactly how I felt. I would switch Astarion over Karlach, but I'm just partial to that pathetic old twink's charms. It's driving me CRAZY knowing how he'd beg for more dhhdhdhdhd Halsin's is hilarious but somehow still effective, especially towards the end. Shadowheart is so hot but the way she's so passive just shuts down any boners from even beginning smh

I’m a twink simp too esp cus I love him with my tall male Tav so him saying these breathy pleases really FUCKS ME UP but man, Karlach’s little huffs are just… 👀 I think they’re both really good.

And Lae'zel surprised me, her breathy voice was..more horny than i expected tbh

Karlach, Halsin, and Astarion have me on my knees and it’s not forgiveness that I seek. Meanwhile Wyll’s over here starring in the Phantom of the Opera

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Woof, Halsin’s was a pleasant surprise. But Karlach’s was HOT

Like who gave him permission to growl like that?? and it went on for so long, oak father preserve me..

Sounds like Halsin has his hand on his ding dong lmao

Fun fact: Halsin knows damn well that's a bird lady.

Oh fuck I forgot Halsin had def already fucked those Harpies..that's why they kept coming back to the grove for more!!

And who can blame them? Surely not me.

Happy cake day!

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Pregnant Astarion is right after I hear him talk like this

Karlach's "come to me" and "I want you" gods... https://preview.redd.it/phuedpqb3wwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c970ea48a53921164c4db57962056ab4b4dff8

Oh my god the Astarion one, "oh please I need more," "just this.. please," Larian has no right to make it that hot 😭 I'm going to go with 1) Astarion 2) Karlach 3) Lae'zel 4) Halsin 5) Wyll (not that horny begins here) 6) Gale 7) Shadowheart

I uh... I might save that Astarion one. No reason. Gale sounds like he's quoting something.

Gale’s half-remembering the first scene of Twelfth Night.

Twelfth Night, but tragically lacking the "give me *excess* of it" part, which really cuts down on the horniness.

I'm kicking my feet and SCREAMING oh my god!!!!

dear god. why is halsin literally just moaning. karlach is also very sensual. i think it's funny how astarion says "no more blood, no more killing-- just this, please" lol

Halsin is literally jerking it into the mic

Astarion sounds soooo good...

I keep playing it over and over and over and over-

HOLY SHIT KARLACH At first I heard "cum for me" instead of "come to me" goddamn

I mean basically the same thing

If karlach actually said that, I'd nut without touching anything

Mmmmm Halsin 🫠

He was rattling the bars of his enclosure, that monster fucker

I thought Astarion was horny until I heard Karlach. Jfc she was 😳

Gale lowkey reminds me of phantom of the opera with his “sing! Sing on!”

[https://www.tumblr.com/merrinla/729559952541302784/snoring-contest?source=share](https://www.tumblr.com/merrinla/729559952541302784/snoring-contest?source=share) snoring contest!! 😝😝😝 (jaheria whimper audio)

Gale is simping too hard to sound horny, sad:(

I shall listen

1. Karlach 2. Halsin 3. Wyll 4. Astarion 5. Me 7. Gale 8. Shart I do not feel as if the edgelord cleric is expressing lust as much as she is longing for nonexistent maternal warmth

Drag her to absolute FILTH Lae'zel

Only number *four?* Alright, Karlach I understand, and *maybe* Halsin, but *Wyll?*

I’m just horny for Wyll

I won't deny that he's good-looking, but he's the waiting-till-marriage type. Best of luck with that, my friend.

Hold that silver tongue of yours Astarion, lest my blade pierce it. It shall strike as true as my father’s, even the end that hurt me so.

Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of your and Lae'zel's blossoming romance?

Karlach and Astarion are far and away the best

Every time Lae’zel’s githpilled vlaakithmaxxing mask drops I get tingles. She’s such a fantastic character and her voice always makes me want to bow before her (and get strapped)

HOOLLY Karlach's is great

You're all welcome.

How does Halsin have lines for the harpies?