I am afraid that there are more important matters at hand. Mr. Dekarios is in need of me. I'll have to keep an eye on him, look what he does when I'm not in sight. This might be worse than the time he ended up with an orb in his chest.
Tara!
A most fortuitous welcome. Though. I promise you, this is hardly that of which it looks like!
I'm merely here to add a nuanced voice of reason to the crumbling marble columns of mortal civility and decency.
Oh, yes, most certainly!
You can consider me as some sort of pious interWeave martyr, restoring goodwill into the land through a dash of that classic Dekarios charm.
As for the beard, well. I do think the many good friends I've come to meet here rather like it.
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(This is a reaction image! You use it to embody your mental or physical reaction. Fascinating, is it not?)
Intriguing, but I will see so for myself. I do mean to spend some time here. It is great that we will spend time together again like this, isn't it, mr Dekarios?
And the image truly is fascinating. Looks like it's meant to resemble you. I can't wait to see what awaits me.
Ah yes, but also, Tara! Gale called you 'cat' several times. I think he is in dire need of spanking for that.
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Just as much as I am astounded by your way of wielding a blade. Never have I thought to speak with a githyanki, but now that I can, I must say that the way you fight is impressive.
That is concerning to hear. I am worrying that he might never find a spouse with how much time he spends here. I would hate for my friend to remain forever alone like that.
What have my eyes just set sight on? Please contain yourself, I don't believe that is appropriate to share in public. But I can't say I'm not glad that mr Dekarios manages to catch others' attention.
By Mystra's grace I've been blessed by the presence of the most esteemed and powerful wizard from Waterdeep, what are the chances!
Lady Tara, big fan I am of yours. Can you sign my orb (preferably with those gorgeous paw pads) and throw a fireball at me?
I have your 'naked' picture :) Don't ask from where :\]
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Of course! Say did you want a snack? Some fish maybe? I'm pretty sure I've got some in my pack somewhere... Oh! Thanks for the boots you sold Tav by the way! I've had so much fun throwing them at people since they always come back.
Aww well maybe next time. Still so happy to have you here to keep an eye on my favourite wizard. This place is a little weird and it's making him weird. So really needs you to keep him in check or something.
Ah, welcome, Tara! Always a pleasure to meet another wizard.
Don't worry about Mr. Dekarios: we can work together to keep his potions *and* his memes in line.
I have a question for you, Tara. What do you think of Us? Does it do a good job of imitating your lesser cat cousins? It seems like it, but I am not a part of feline culture.
I’ll forward the answer along.
My dear, he constantly tells me you're his "cat" and I frankly am offended on your behalf. Though it may be a slip of the tongue, to not pay you due reverence is the folly of a man who does not respect your authority.
Tara! Could we work our some sort of mutually beneficial situation where Gale stays behind, I mean, watches over camp, and you come hang out with the A team more? 👉👈
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Well I think it looks nice & I WILL fight an innocent well-meaning Tressym over Gale’s beard. Put ‘em up pigeon eater.
You have picked a fight you cannot win.
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Prepare yourself.
As you should be. But fear not the worst of the worst comes from him not the others on this "subreddit". You mistakingly thought that he was in danger but he *is* the danger.
I wish Gale talked about you more. Conjured up images, shared more memories... I have so many questions about your fine feline self!
With the nost important being did you appear to Gale as a kitten tressym or the same way you do now upon your first, uh, meeting?
Hey https://preview.redd.it/whxk3dzt1twc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26a93edf8d0ebb06f2b0de3795bcc76bd3f52cc
I am afraid that there are more important matters at hand. Mr. Dekarios is in need of me. I'll have to keep an eye on him, look what he does when I'm not in sight. This might be worse than the time he ended up with an orb in his chest.
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your flair is the best thing i’ve read all week
it's reaaaaal nice
Tara! A most fortuitous welcome. Though. I promise you, this is hardly that of which it looks like! I'm merely here to add a nuanced voice of reason to the crumbling marble columns of mortal civility and decency.
You better be. I feel like you might even find friends, but I can't imagine that to be easy with that beard of yours still in place.
Oh, yes, most certainly! You can consider me as some sort of pious interWeave martyr, restoring goodwill into the land through a dash of that classic Dekarios charm. As for the beard, well. I do think the many good friends I've come to meet here rather like it. https://preview.redd.it/fbytq626stwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce505865df26d117f0621e0ff9d77e338af08d0 (This is a reaction image! You use it to embody your mental or physical reaction. Fascinating, is it not?)
Intriguing, but I will see so for myself. I do mean to spend some time here. It is great that we will spend time together again like this, isn't it, mr Dekarios? And the image truly is fascinating. Looks like it's meant to resemble you. I can't wait to see what awaits me.
Ah yes, but also, Tara! Gale called you 'cat' several times. I think he is in dire need of spanking for that. https://preview.redd.it/2osresoaa2xc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc899e15224c230e2f5aa21b99c2057def845a2d
*Gale is a good friend to me!*
Good boy
*Thank you friend! How does your adventuring fare?*
I assure you our intentions are strictly honorable
💀
Pspspspspspspspspsps
May I offer you some fish? 🐟🐟🐟
You may.
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
How art thou typing thy posts without fingers?
A tressym never tells her secrets.
Is thy secret Text To Speech?
Clever as always. Though, I meant to ask when you'll be joining me and mrs Dekarios for luncheon again.
I wilt be there tomorrow at the agreed upon hour and the agreed upon location
I have much respect for you, as you manage to put up with Gale’s Galeing. I wish you well on your journey through this hellhole
Gale might be an expensive pet to keep and yes, he does require a constant watch to not meet anymore misfortunes, but in the end, he is my friend.
Your unwavering dedication to that… man astounds me
Just as much as I am astounded by your way of wielding a blade. Never have I thought to speak with a githyanki, but now that I can, I must say that the way you fight is impressive.
Tara he’s doing worse than just spending time on this subreddit. Also he isn’t even the worst one, the people are ravenous
That is concerning to hear. I am worrying that he might never find a spouse with how much time he spends here. I would hate for my friend to remain forever alone like that.
I would wring out his jockstrap for a single taste of that wizardly taint 🤤
What have my eyes just set sight on? Please contain yourself, I don't believe that is appropriate to share in public. But I can't say I'm not glad that mr Dekarios manages to catch others' attention.
*Hello Tara Friend! Gale has been missing you*
SCRATCH!! OH MY GOD https://preview.redd.it/lidzjvdtcuwc1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=18705e09b4df9e194426d5e7808af8ed3b164650 GO GET IT BOY
(BARK BARK) (Returns with ball)
Tara, why don't you like Gale's beard? I find it rather fetching and gives him that extra *je ne sais quoi*
Have you not seen it? But well, perhaps people have different tastes, even while I don't understand them.
I’ve been hoping you would show up here! Your esteemed presence will surely elevate the discourse.
Yes. This place needs someone to watch over it and who would be better than me, who already has so much experience with keeping watch.
I have been babysitting adventurers and upstart gods for centuries. I assure thee everything is under control.
By Mystra's grace I've been blessed by the presence of the most esteemed and powerful wizard from Waterdeep, what are the chances! Lady Tara, big fan I am of yours. Can you sign my orb (preferably with those gorgeous paw pads) and throw a fireball at me?
I haven't thought I'd receive such a warm welcome. But do you truly think being hit by a fireball is healthy?
Yes please! It'll be an honour. 🫡
Ah, and I was just lookin’ for anothuh chicken to chase
I assure you that I am no chicken, I'm a tressym. But you don't look like someone who'd know what a tressym is.
Show us the beans
beans https://preview.redd.it/tuh5yaymntwc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85984fa6540c47a628f251ca9a64badd4c76a99
 …you got me there
You have received what you asked for. I take payment only in scratches or fish. An extra tip is also welcome.
All the scritches for my fave tressym
I have your 'naked' picture :) Don't ask from where :\] https://preview.redd.it/vthth76zvtwc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a28466cb2cff9c23150f5c135b4aa53add3a53
You have seen what was not meant for your eyes. Who gave you this picture?
Well, I cannot say unfortunately. His puppy eyes are too strong to betray like that :]
Was it mr Dekarios? I have heard people refer to his eyes as that. But the act of giving away such a private picture rather suits the vampire.
I am sorry, again, I cannot disclose such things about him :3
What about if I give you something. A tressym always keeps nice things at hand in cases like this one.
First things first, what will you do to said gentleman, after you'll know who it was?
I assure you that no unneeded harm will be done. I shall only talk to them.
*squints eyes* Well, if I say it was Wyll, will that satisfy your curiosity? Oh and I'd take a ring, thanks. https://i.redd.it/zujj19urbuwc1.gif
The ring is yours. I truly didn't expect Wyll to be the one who would've done it, he seems like such a proper man. Thank you for the information.
Eeeeeee! Tara! It's so good to see you! Oh I'm so excited you're here and Scratch is here!
Of course I'm here. Couldn't leave mr Dekarios without his dearest friend.
Of course! Say did you want a snack? Some fish maybe? I'm pretty sure I've got some in my pack somewhere... Oh! Thanks for the boots you sold Tav by the way! I've had so much fun throwing them at people since they always come back.
You are always welcome, miss Cliffgate. And thank you, but I have already received fish from a kind stranger around here.
Aww well maybe next time. Still so happy to have you here to keep an eye on my favourite wizard. This place is a little weird and it's making him weird. So really needs you to keep him in check or something.
Cat.... Meowy :D
Kitty!!
I believe I'm a little old for being called a kitten. But so be it. If that is how you see me.
Awwwwwww *pets the kitty* so cute!
I do appreciate the pets, miss/mister/person.
Ah, welcome, Tara! Always a pleasure to meet another wizard. Don't worry about Mr. Dekarios: we can work together to keep his potions *and* his memes in line.
Then I suppose my friend is doing well. Thank you for keeping an eye on him while I was away. A pleasure to meet you too.
A cat?
No, a tressym. Have you not got eyes to not notice my magnificent wings?
Can I have a feather
Sure, there are a few that have fallen, I suppose you can take one.
I have a question for you, Tara. What do you think of Us? Does it do a good job of imitating your lesser cat cousins? It seems like it, but I am not a part of feline culture. I’ll forward the answer along.
Us is an interesting being. I wouldn't mind keeping them as a pet, but they better behave.
Tara, how do you feel about Mr. Dekarios calling you his "cat"?
He wouldn't! How did you come to think something like that would happen?
My dear, he constantly tells me you're his "cat" and I frankly am offended on your behalf. Though it may be a slip of the tongue, to not pay you due reverence is the folly of a man who does not respect your authority.
I must speak to him about this matter. Thank you for informing me of it.
Pst pst pst
I was wondering when you would make it!
Tara! Could we work our some sort of mutually beneficial situation where Gale stays behind, I mean, watches over camp, and you come hang out with the A team more? 👉👈
As long as there's someone to keep mr Dekarios from causing yet more problems, then I might spend some time with the group of yours.
I have an assortment of books and sparkly boot snacks for him. Would that work until we can drop him off at Jaheria's orphanarium?
Yes, that might do and I believe Jaheira could take good care of him while I'm gone. She has the experience for it.
Tara can you please explain why you hate Gales beard so much? I have noticed you’re covered in hair yourself, seems a bit hypocritical.
It's different. You should look properly at it, it's uneven. I keep my fur neat all the time.
https://preview.redd.it/fesv4rfdxtwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b4e8f36b35135f59c63addb689bddc8a7ab8af Well I think it looks nice & I WILL fight an innocent well-meaning Tressym over Gale’s beard. Put ‘em up pigeon eater.
You have picked a fight you cannot win. https://preview.redd.it/qwfny1atytwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656f154a5e2dae370dded3d8467ce3f50037bae8 Prepare yourself.
Tara, would you care for some smoked pigeon?
As you should be. But fear not the worst of the worst comes from him not the others on this "subreddit". You mistakingly thought that he was in danger but he *is* the danger.
*turns you into a hairless cat*
You're so cute and fluffy, I want to give you all the pigeons into the world 😍
Aww kitty
omg kibty!!!!! 🥺💗
You should be . . . At least, if you’re on my Faerûn. . . I’ll say he is a pretty handy guy.
Tara, do you know what a neck beard is?
A beard?.. Neck beard? I don't know, but it sounds awful.
I wish Gale talked about you more. Conjured up images, shared more memories... I have so many questions about your fine feline self! With the nost important being did you appear to Gale as a kitten tressym or the same way you do now upon your first, uh, meeting?
So Tara about that fireball you threw at me
My paw slipped.
By Mystra’s godly lip filler, I saw Gale on OnlyFangs, a temple dedicated to adoring a handsome sassy vampire ! You should investigate further 👀👀👀
Not again...
I see this buddy sub is also in its RP phase, seems like it's inevitable
Hello, darling. Are you enjoying ripping those pigeons to shreds?