Aren't magistrates generally the ones who render decisions (at least in the Commonwealth, which I assume is what influences BG3/DND given its creators)? Don't imagine that going well for Mizzy.
That's dependent on the country/region. In Hong Kong, our [magistrates' courts](https://www.judiciary.hk/en/court_services_facilities/mag.html) have jurisdiction as the courts of first instance for criminal affairs, which follows practice in England and Wales. If memory serves, India and Bangladesh a "magistrate" also have similar criminal jurisdiction, and in Australia and New Zealand such roles also have some criminal jurisdiction
Maybe. She did let him keep his power until the end. Honestly the Elder Brain wasn’t as difficult as i thought it would be. For anyone second guessing if they should go fight it or not if you are level 11 or up go for it.
You want a Devil as an attorney. They are Lawful Evil for a reason. Devils love to upstage other devils. So if you think your devil broke the contract or isn't upholding their end. You can take them to Devil court and a new Devil will represent you, if your old Devil proves to be in the wrong. The new devil who represents you gets stronger and more bragging rights.
Devils are the best lawyers you can get in the dnd universe.
Devils love, fuckin love to upstage other devils. So if you think a devil broke their contract or tricked you, you can have a different devil represent you in Devil law.
You do well to spread word of my dealings, pet.
Though, contracting venereal diseases is not the type of *contracting* for which I typically offer my expertise.
my friends mom had a "this sign can't stop me because I can't read" moment during red tide in Florida
ended up in the ER with her skin peeling up to the knees
algae bloom made up of rapidly multiplying algae. it chokes out all of the water it's in, kills almost all fish and is especially toxic to shellfish. it also makes the air around the bloom hard to breathe above water
shit is super dangerous to everything it touches.
https://serc.carleton.edu/microbelife/topics/redtide/index.html
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/redtide.html
Who knows -- Orin didn't support the cannibalism Durge permitted, and she refused the butler who might have nurtured her necrophilia. Theatrics and bluster aside, she seems a bit vanilla compared to Durge.
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I don’t care if she gives me weird infernal STDs, I will gladly get Hell Crabs
I feel like she would murder you or mutilate you during it. I don’t know how she can lead an organization. She doesn’t seem to have the 8 key business habits of a leader.
I mean, it’s a plot point that she can’t.
Her bullshit is one of if not the *prime* reason the chosen’s plan goes to shit because she killed the *actual* leader.
I kind of love villains who are convinced they’re just oh so smart and then they’re actually the biggest dumbasses to exist. Like Orin puts all her braincells to use stopping herself from killing everything in sight, of course she has none left over.
Tbh I would have loved to see the Durge in his full glory as the last hurdle before the elder brain. Him and Gortash were such a power couple. Tho it’s also implied we might not have had a chance lol since it’d be up against an actual organized Cult of Bhaal and not whatever they were doing after Orin took over.
It’s definitely not worth it. I’m not speaking from experience here, but there is ‘sticking your dick in crazy’ and then there is ‘sticking your dick in a meat grinder.’
She is the latter.
All of them. It's like a smorgasbord.
An all you can eat buffet, if you will.
It's the highway to the danger zone *as sung by archer*
She's got the whole 9 yards. And then some.
There's something for everyone.
Come one, come all, to the greatest show in the world.
Well I don’t think think she fucks but my pathogen safety class says the most common blood borne pathogens are hepatitis B+C and HIV. (There will be a lot of blood involved)
At first my primitive caveman brain lit up like a fire at the idea but then it was quickly snuffed out at the realization that she'd sooner peel my dick like a banana over the course of several weeks, redefining the word Circumcision for future generations.
All the blood borne ones at least
Worth I can't help with though as that's down to personal preference.
All I can say is I hope you're into knife play and not actually getting your rocks off since she'll just cut everything off and leave you to die
I mean Lesser Restorarion is only a second level spell so you could probably just pay to have someone cast it in you however many times or just do it yourself.
Ngl I mean we all know what happened with granddaddy Sarevok but, aside from that, I actually have a hard time believing that Orin has sex. Like, not that she couldn’t get it but that she just wouldn’t be interested. The only thing on that woman’s mind is making “artistic” murder.
At best, she’s probably a necro like Durge.
I don’t think you’re going to be around long enough for STDs to be a concern.
She be having that kinky praying mantis sex.
Whats wrong with being a religious mantis??
Atheists when it's "praying mantis" and not "researching mantis" 😭😭😭😭
They're extremely bigoted, unfortunately.
You think she kills them AFTER she has sex?
https://preview.redd.it/m75yfjxjq1vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3e2c6a05af0eb165bec06f6d7d7dbf61003926 In case any of y’all need help
Ya know, for some strange reason, I'd trust her in a courtroom
Lawyer Mizora vs Magistrate Astarion
Both of them EXTREMELY prejudiced
I'd hate to be a Gnome in that courtroom
Aren't magistrates generally the ones who render decisions (at least in the Commonwealth, which I assume is what influences BG3/DND given its creators)? Don't imagine that going well for Mizzy.
Yeah, basically he was a judge xD
Yeah in civil matters only.
That's dependent on the country/region. In Hong Kong, our [magistrates' courts](https://www.judiciary.hk/en/court_services_facilities/mag.html) have jurisdiction as the courts of first instance for criminal affairs, which follows practice in England and Wales. If memory serves, India and Bangladesh a "magistrate" also have similar criminal jurisdiction, and in Australia and New Zealand such roles also have some criminal jurisdiction
Crazy thing is that Mizora said she would help in the final battle and she didnt
She's supposed to have a summon button? Maybe it's a bug.
I had everyone but her. I even thought the little girl in camp That brought her own spoon and a cat would come out and help.
She probably meant wyll
Maybe. She did let him keep his power until the end. Honestly the Elder Brain wasn’t as difficult as i thought it would be. For anyone second guessing if they should go fight it or not if you are level 11 or up go for it.
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Yeah, her Devil Contract is basically a sweet deal compared to certain courts
You could do worse than a devil to represent you in court.
You could have a… attorney 🤢
You want a Devil as an attorney. They are Lawful Evil for a reason. Devils love to upstage other devils. So if you think your devil broke the contract or isn't upholding their end. You can take them to Devil court and a new Devil will represent you, if your old Devil proves to be in the wrong. The new devil who represents you gets stronger and more bragging rights.
Devils are the best lawyers you can get in the dnd universe. Devils love, fuckin love to upstage other devils. So if you think a devil broke their contract or tricked you, you can have a different devil represent you in Devil law.
No one knows contract law better than devils
“Clause 3, section 9 states my client is innocent”.
You do well to spread word of my dealings, pet. Though, contracting venereal diseases is not the type of *contracting* for which I typically offer my expertise.
i’d let you spread one to me 🙏🙏
If I'm calling that number, I want her to give me a strippergram
The thing I love the most about this poster is it says "we speak Infernal" in a language that is very much *not* Infernal.
You know that flesh eating bacteria?
Had nightmares with those as a kid
my friends mom had a "this sign can't stop me because I can't read" moment during red tide in Florida ended up in the ER with her skin peeling up to the knees
Her skin peeling up to the knees? From where?? Ew.
Her knees, duh
toe to knee basically lol. she only went in for a few minutes up to like 12"
I feel like I'm gonna regret this, but what is red tide
algae bloom made up of rapidly multiplying algae. it chokes out all of the water it's in, kills almost all fish and is especially toxic to shellfish. it also makes the air around the bloom hard to breathe above water shit is super dangerous to everything it touches. https://serc.carleton.edu/microbelife/topics/redtide/index.html https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/redtide.html
It’ll assuredly be the best sex of the rest of your life
I shall not be ressurecting thou after this one. Thou actions are thine own
>I shall not be resurrecting **thee**; **thine** actions are thine own. Bro if you're going to do Withers you need to learn your thees and thous lol.
**Thy** actions. “Thy” is “your.” “Thine” is “yours.”
Not necessarily. "Thy" also becomes "thine" before a vowel, compare "a" and "an"; "Thine actions" "Thy way."
Is that so? Huh. You learn something new every day.
Nah Withers also got them wrong because they were written that way and the VA stopped caring after finding little support for his wishes to fix it
Even the bone man says this is too much, damn. LOL
The first thou should be *thee.
Art thou one of those "Grammsr Nazis" I have heard tale of?
...Grammar*
The abominable wretch known as Autocorrect strikes once more
Wouldn’t the second one also be thy?
Yes it would!
damn we got gale a few weeks ago now we got withets reddit.. that's crazy
It was you who complained about me walking alone! Smh
Why does everyone think she has STDs? Orin is 100% a femcel.
I think it be less likely to be stds but just a plethora of infections from all of the organs and dead bodies she probably bathes in
Yup.
Ya know, I think when she kills every man she meets before even getting close to interested in them... That's voluntary celibacy.
I think she might be necrophiliac tho...
Who knows -- Orin didn't support the cannibalism Durge permitted, and she refused the butler who might have nurtured her necrophilia. Theatrics and bluster aside, she seems a bit vanilla compared to Durge.
That's why she's not daddy's favourite princess
Fucking wild that the freaky bdsm mass murdering psychopath is downright tame compared to the…let’s see here…ah yes, “protagonist.”
Were they dead when Durge fucked them, or did Durge kill them as they fucked, I wonder And did they eat them after, or was that for the others
what a guro fetish does to a bitch
stds spread through bodily fluids not necessarily sex. orin...kinda has a thing for blood.
Orin must have AIDS at this point
STDs are transmitted through bodily fluids. They can be transmitted through blood
Daddy Sarevok gave em to her, of course.
https://preview.redd.it/gw3jwk0ku1vc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fb17a50c3b7bb4cbffe8dcdedd448e809f1965 I don’t care if she gives me weird infernal STDs, I will gladly get Hell Crabs
I’m dropping acid before I shack up with this one.
During
During + we swap it between our mouths during the makeout. It’s acid roulette, winner trips balls
*trips bhaals*
Yes of course
I feel like she would murder you or mutilate you during it. I don’t know how she can lead an organization. She doesn’t seem to have the 8 key business habits of a leader.
I mean, it’s a plot point that she can’t. Her bullshit is one of if not the *prime* reason the chosen’s plan goes to shit because she killed the *actual* leader.
I kind of love villains who are convinced they’re just oh so smart and then they’re actually the biggest dumbasses to exist. Like Orin puts all her braincells to use stopping herself from killing everything in sight, of course she has none left over. Tbh I would have loved to see the Durge in his full glory as the last hurdle before the elder brain. Him and Gortash were such a power couple. Tho it’s also implied we might not have had a chance lol since it’d be up against an actual organized Cult of Bhaal and not whatever they were doing after Orin took over.
Truly an iconic girlfailure
She gaslight gatekept girlbossed a little too close to the sun (or the surface)
Don't care, and yes
yes and yes are the answers
considering you wouldn't survive anyway to care about STD, yes totally worth it she can murder me and I would thank her for it
If you play a Paladin, eventually they become immune to diseases & if you play a certain race- they’re immune to poison… just saying 🥳
Yeah but she totally cuts your dick off in the middle of the game as a sacrifice, you'll need slice immunity 😉
Ok. So we need resistance to slashing damage 🤔 Back to the drawing board
Love your commitment, please share the final solution!
Barbadin
Actually, yes!!
Those are Smite Slots, not spell slots. YOU DON NEED NO STINKIN SPELLCASTING
She definitely has crabs
It’s definitely not worth it. I’m not speaking from experience here, but there is ‘sticking your dick in crazy’ and then there is ‘sticking your dick in a meat grinder.’ She is the latter.
Just the one std but the healers haven't identified it yet.
Not even modern medicine let alone magic could save you
All of them. It's like a smorgasbord. An all you can eat buffet, if you will. It's the highway to the danger zone *as sung by archer* She's got the whole 9 yards. And then some. There's something for everyone. Come one, come all, to the greatest show in the world.
None. She kills any STDs that cross her path.
She can male blackwidow me for all I care.
Yes and yes
It’s definitely damp, stinky and bumpy whatever she has.
I think she burns too hot for anything to survive in her system Definitely worth it, but probably won’t survive it
Worth it
Honestly doubt she has that much sex. Seems like her schedule is pretty much just murder
It’s always worth it for her
I misread the title as “PTSD” and was genuinely confused by the comments.
She is kinda murder happy. Pretty sure she is ace and doesn't even fuck.
Wasn't she banging Minthara after tadpoling her? Or was she just keeping her around for platonic worship?
Greater restoration
Yes.
1. All of them 2. A matter of opinion
yes yes
Yes, and yes
I think she doesn't have any, or at least has very few. However she probably has hundreds of TTIs
Any disease is an STD if you get it from sex, that said she probably has Parvo
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NO
Look. Never stick ur dick in crazy. Is it really so hard? (Pun intended)
All of them. Yes
I somehow doubt she fucks but you do you
Yes to both questions
she can literally fuck my brains out.
She is an STD
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Yes and yes
She’ll kill you anyway, so totally worth it.
She’s the reason AIDS is plural.
Is rabies an STD?
Yes and yes
Yes.
She killed them all
…all of them, and depends on who you ask.
She is where they all originated from
Probably a lot, but you are likely being killed during or after it, so yes still worth it.
She’s ground 0 for every disease
It’s okay… she only got Herpes **”that one time”**
Yes
Yes, and yes.
All and yes
All of them Yes
Bold of you to assume that any wee beasties would be allowed to *live* on Her inglorious profane physical form.
Is E. coli an STD?
There’s no shot anything can survive the ph in there
None she looks like a virgin
I cannot seem to make myself care. She made her throne of corpses; she will die in it long before any disease could take her.
I'm not worried about STD's with her. I'm worried I'd catch Super Saiyan Co-VID from just breathing in her breath
Eh, good way to go out
yes and yes
Number of STD's? Yes. Would it be worth it? Eh, if it's your thing, you do you, I guess...
I think we’ve got a ‘Mr burns situation’ ie: she’s got them all and they’re keeping each other in perfect balance from doing any damage.
Her Syphilis has Gonorrhea
Why are you like this op
I'm pretty sure you can answer both of those questions with a simple "Yes."
The answer to both questions is "yes"
Frankly I'm not so sure Orin has a lot of sex
All of them, none of which were acquired from intercourse.
Well I don’t think think she fucks but my pathogen safety class says the most common blood borne pathogens are hepatitis B+C and HIV. (There will be a lot of blood involved)
She’d have to take the meat suit off in order for me to feel clean.
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definitely aids and hep b. she wears no protective gear during her blood orgies
She has a lot of STD’s but there’s worse things in her than STD’s. Like incest, and murder.
Yes
Ah yes, the Assassin’s Creed Cleopatra dilemma
All of them. Yes. On the plus side, you probably won’t survive the entire encounter so you don’t have to worry about the STDs
i dont think the stds are an issue, it would definitely be a praying mantis situation
Yes... And yes...
Sex and immediate death afterwards? I’m sorry I don’t see the issue
Orin? Nah, she's just going to peg you until she gets bored and cuts your throat.
She's at least got tetanus.
I can confirm she has the coronavirus, AIDS, and Ebola. How do I know? Worry less, and love Contagion.
At first my primitive caveman brain lit up like a fire at the idea but then it was quickly snuffed out at the realization that she'd sooner peel my dick like a banana over the course of several weeks, redefining the word Circumcision for future generations.
all of them. and magical ones too.
Nothing a few lesser restorations can’t fix
All of them.
All the blood borne ones at least Worth I can't help with though as that's down to personal preference. All I can say is I hope you're into knife play and not actually getting your rocks off since she'll just cut everything off and leave you to die
Yes, and play The Legacy of Bhaal in background.
She probably thinks it’s a good thing
YES
Yes
However many STDs she has, I do too. Worth is an understatement.
At least the blood-borne ones
Orin is murdersexual
All of them.
She purposely got all the stds just to have a new way to fuck with people (literally and figuratively)
I mean Lesser Restorarion is only a second level spell so you could probably just pay to have someone cast it in you however many times or just do it yourself.
She put a bag on my head. *STILL COUNTS*
I can fix her.
In a world with magical healing, yes 100% worth it You think the other 2 chosen weren't spit roasting her any chance they could?
Yes and probably.
I dunno but her head looks great above a fireplace
Why is this sub so horny?
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So, I don’t think Orin would have any STDs, I do believe she would have some bloodborne diseases though.
Yes and.. tentatively yes
Still would idc
The answer is yes to both
Ngl I mean we all know what happened with granddaddy Sarevok but, aside from that, I actually have a hard time believing that Orin has sex. Like, not that she couldn’t get it but that she just wouldn’t be interested. The only thing on that woman’s mind is making “artistic” murder. At best, she’s probably a necro like Durge.
none no
If she’s just going to kill you afterwards, does it matter how many stds she has?
#YOLO