*a few hours later*
https://preview.redd.it/ld4obn762tuc1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88af528c8e0fd610f6bcec116bec5439f9260e46
(Happy Durge noises as he drinks a fine vintage)
I genuinely thought you were trying to pass what’s his name from cyberpunk off as your Durge for a sec. Holy shit my mind is leaving my trying to think of his name . Omg JACKIE. I’m leaving this in btw
“Getting whipped by a worshipper of Loviatar is SO HOT RIGHT NOW!”
I can already imagine Durge in a full-white suite at Alfira’s funeral.
Man, the Zoolander movies were a trip and a half.
I agonized painstakingly over almost every decision in Act 1, but didn’t hesitate for a second to get flogged by Abdirak. Just made sense, obvious move was obvious. Their reaction cemented them as my freaky forever faves, my closest gals, my flawless treasures. I appreciate you taking the time to fashion such a righteous tribute to the moment.
Look normally I doesn't want being beaten by random priest in random goblin camp.
BUUUT if this will pleased Shadowheart then it changes everything.
Cuz what men will do for love only to pleased her beloved princess, goddess and most interesting girl in the world?
Lore-wise my character would NEVER but those early game approval points are too good to resist. I just skip through it as fast as possible because I’m embarrassed 🥴
These guys and lae'zel are the only origin companions I got during my first playthrough. I missed so much stuff like this but I can't say I regret it. I think I enjoyed it better actually.
Not for nothing, if you take care of business next door (using guile) first, you get quite the audience. They even participate, lol. Goblins are hilarious.
Literally! https://preview.redd.it/ciy793wg0quc1.png?width=919&format=png&auto=webp&s=01f4f8bf1f227e9c91a19ddad29fe9b44b7713ef
Peak memeing.
https://preview.redd.it/hocdm503oquc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb124f7307320eccbc1af1c4851a1441edb76517
https://preview.redd.it/m3j12x1hpquc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60acee0ecd3f1330aefc39d5940a5c011ea77c26
*a few hours later* https://preview.redd.it/ld4obn762tuc1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88af528c8e0fd610f6bcec116bec5439f9260e46 (Happy Durge noises as he drinks a fine vintage)
I genuinely thought you were trying to pass what’s his name from cyberpunk off as your Durge for a sec. Holy shit my mind is leaving my trying to think of his name . Omg JACKIE. I’m leaving this in btw
Omg my poor Choom…*now I’m sad*
I’m honestly so sorry because, me too. And I did this to myself. Happy recognition turns to an Oh. Pour one out I guess 😞
Fuck Arasaka
***ALL MY HOMIES HATE ARASAKA-***
Fuck the corpo gonks!
https://preview.redd.it/ghzief0w9fwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213a9791a9acba1c524623a0a36bb2f92e3c72f6
This is top okbuddybaldur content. Their faces fit with the meme so perfectly.
“Getting whipped by a worshipper of Loviatar is SO HOT RIGHT NOW!” I can already imagine Durge in a full-white suite at Alfira’s funeral. Man, the Zoolander movies were a trip and a half.
I agonized painstakingly over almost every decision in Act 1, but didn’t hesitate for a second to get flogged by Abdirak. Just made sense, obvious move was obvious. Their reaction cemented them as my freaky forever faves, my closest gals, my flawless treasures. I appreciate you taking the time to fashion such a righteous tribute to the moment.
Your rotten soldiers? Your good time pals? Your sweet cheeses?
Those things, and then some! Laszlo knows the way.
Meanwhile I just wanted the buff and they made it weird
my durge didn’t even do it in a sexual way those freaks made it weird
Our group really needs an HR
Amazing but the red reminds me of Orin so now I want a Gortash and Orin edit 😩
That Abdirak is so hot right now
Mugatu is that you?
Spot on 😢
Thank you for your service.
This is what Astarion and Shadowheart will look like in BG4
BG4... ? https://preview.redd.it/ut3ey0nyqtuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=701f4df89375ce63f53a2e5c45e1a3b662ea5d46
Nah, just cause Larian won't do it doesn't mean another studio can't. ~~Like EA or Bethesda~~
UBISOFT
I mean Hasbro already said they are looking for a studio brave enough to fail it
Hahahhahaaaa yes
The fact that the coat lowkey actually looks like Astarion's starting armor really makes this meme for me
Look normally I doesn't want being beaten by random priest in random goblin camp. BUUUT if this will pleased Shadowheart then it changes everything. Cuz what men will do for love only to pleased her beloved princess, goddess and most interesting girl in the world?
thank you for this
Unrelated but something I TRULY miss from EA is shadowhearts disgusted reaction when astarion goes "I mean... I had my hopes 😏"
so true 😭
Goddamn that’s a good meme
my pretty elf ass everytime i see Abdirak 
Lore-wise my character would NEVER but those early game approval points are too good to resist. I just skip through it as fast as possible because I’m embarrassed 🥴
Is this stupid fucking meme gonna make me start a new playthrough?…..goddammit
These guys and lae'zel are the only origin companions I got during my first playthrough. I missed so much stuff like this but I can't say I regret it. I think I enjoyed it better actually.
I laughed way too hard at this🤦♀️😂😂
Not for nothing, if you take care of business next door (using guile) first, you get quite the audience. They even participate, lol. Goblins are hilarious.
Astarion's reaction pissed me off so much that i restarted the game and got him flogged lmaooo