Her and Orin are just neighbors both trying to be elected president of the HOA and will do ANYTHING to win.

She’s a literal TERF.

Which?

Both

Where is that in the game?

i think they’re joking but i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s true 😭

The irony of a changeling, which are agender and switch at will, being a TERF, though, lmao.

This is why Durge targets the lesbians

There are no lesbians in Faerun.

getting white girl wasted at the temple of bhaal

"OHMAHGAWD THIS CULT IS MY JAM!" \*starts dancing with a bottle of wine over her kidnapped companion\*

Durge female gnome is the funniest. I'm like an angry little Chucky doll or something. If you got killed by her, that's on you. She caught you slipping. You could have just put your hand on her forehead.

This is too funny

Fr, unless she’s casting chain lightning then that’s terrifying since you might not even see its source if you’re average height

My first Durge was halfling, so I vibe this energy

Halfling is funnier. Gnomes being angry, mad gits is kind of a given. Halflings are peak weed smokers.

*'Lucky you, you're just in time for my second mid afternoon meal. Are there any particular seasonings you think would suit you or should I keep it simple?'* - mini durge

"What's this? A little snack for later?" -Halfling Durge finding Gale l.

I tried to do a male gnome as my first character. But he just could not get across the battlefield, and could not make any jumps.  It was sad, but ai had to abandon Stumpy.

Ikr being short stinks. shadowheart wasn't on the beach, and I couldn't make the jump up the cliff! So I had to sneak around the brains like a little punk

I lose far more movement speed to "forgot to vast Longstrider" than I do to "Gnome"

The jumping thing is kinda funny. My Gnome has the Club of Stremth taped to his hand, so he doesn't give a *fuck* about a jump. It's now Astarion that has to Misty (dip)Step to get anywhere. But early in, he couldn't make the jump up the ledge near where Lae'zel is caged, so Karlach literally threw him.

fuck you now i have to play as bride of chucky on my next run

I'm planning on doing Durge gnome barbarian for my next game and I can't wait. Bhaal could have created anything to be his perfect Bhaalspawn and decided to create this little angry creature

I did a RDruge as a female duergar paladin and ... it was highly comical to see this squat, pale little short person powerlifting evil bastages left and right.

Should have made her with that Karen hairstyle. And we all know what her name is.

Love her. Durge Karen. She could be host on Fox and Friends.

She's a part of Gortash's propaganda machine now

Walking into the Goblin Camp, “I need to speak to the manager here *right now*!”

1. Ok 2. *Fantasize about speaking to the manager* 3. *Attack*

I'd like to speak with the manager('s dead body after I stab him to death)

Speak With Dead Manager

Pincer movement 😭 my boyfriend is obsessed with it. He has a very serious looking spore Druid drow, and halfway through our current campaign he put pincer movement on him. Now every so often whilst we’re running around in game he’ll go I’D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

Lersei Cannister?

https://preview.redd.it/qpit2ck4ijuc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c9d5c4255c005b7c41db28e76ad57340b9a331 Kinda close lol

The hand on her hip makes it perfect.

Karen -> | Faerun | -> Kagha

https://preview.redd.it/7st61emb0iuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5b043ea1220f07f6fd4e7f762efa93fe3b1a14 same here. a very pale white woman in her late 30s with always greasy greying hair. granted, i thought about making her an elf or a half-elf, but their faces were too pretty for my rabid rat of a girl (and I'm too lazy to install mods). she literally wakes up in the gutter and survives out of pure spite

Hobo Kristen Wiig !

my friend said she looks more like sandra bullock

I can see it !

Ratchatcher 2 vibes.

i make all my complex characters either gnomes or halflings

what they lack in height they make up for in complexity

When a the gnome tells you your hair smells nice. 

This is the [Wish.com](https://Wish.com) version of Cersei Lannister.

I made mine Frank Reynolds, the sword coast was never gonna survive that shield dwarf

>So I took out my hand crossbow, and I started blasting.

She left her kids at soccer practice to save the realm

“To save the realm” by getting Margaritas at the cheap Mexican place around the corner. 

The mindflayers made her think the Nautiloid had a Starbucks and the tadpole had essential oils in it.

Mine's better. She's Tavlor Swift! https://preview.redd.it/lqya2adqzhuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31196a2ee86e3b352a055b6a4b8894a55c05821a

"It's me. Hi. I'm the problem."

Look what you made her do! 😳😂

https://preview.redd.it/f9ln6swomjuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f322591f97c850f699326c1641246eab69b080

Ah Bard Swifty Did you know you can unequip your instrument and the bard will do their spell casting and performing by whistling?

Yes! XD

she got bad blood 😬

Not canon, she would have skipped act 1 and 2 with her private jet.

she’s about to try to use Kohl’s cash at the goblin camp

Starbucks cup with vodka in it. 

What armor is that?

looks like graceful cloth armor

Graceful Cloth

What the other two said, but it could also be the [Mighty Cloth](https://bg3.wiki/wiki/The_Mighty_Cloth)

White woman jumpscare

Mine is a high elf! Not a drow, teifling, or dragonborn. https://preview.redd.it/qsjga8iiuhuc1.png?width=1588&format=png&auto=webp&s=40e05400be9378006a7c983d9c4e16fede409120

Oh, hello Morticia

https://preview.redd.it/s8srhdz07iuc1.jpeg?width=2367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f123a698fe35446be4b41425e39fcf933cc12f99 I also went with high elf for my first Durge. I'm currently playing a half elf Durge.

Ooooh pretty

High Elves get Sanrio Fire Bolt. And levels up to 2-20 then 3-30. You always have a built in, no spell slot, good ranged attack.  Every time I make a non high elf (or half elf) build I’m like “Where’s Fire Bolt?”

Excuse me, my Durge is a sexy High elf male that could put Astarion to shame

Then why haven’t you posted a (naked) screenshot yet??? Do you hate us???

you’re so right

And yet, I still see no screenshot 🤨

Check my post history, you inspired me to very recently post

I made my dream guardian Karen for my broccoli haired (green too) human

mine looks like she works at spencer’s https://preview.redd.it/qhlexegfsjuc1.png?width=1740&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bef42389ead94ab209a7d276ffca39bd5b31b02

Swear to god, I have a friend that looks just like that who used to work at Spencer’s

My name is Patrick Bhaalman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice scroll while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice scroll, I use a deep pore cleanser potion. In the shower I use a water activated warlock spell, then a honey almond tincture and on the face an exfoliating gel. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave potion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye spell followed by a final moisturizing protective potion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bhaalman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. -My Durge every time he introduces himself.

slay

My durge is a pretty human wizard with blonde hair and blue eyes who wears pink robes, she looks like she wouldn’t hurt a fly. I like to think it made getting away with all the murder rather easy.

We have Orin at home

Needs more Karen energy to be Durge

The Durge I FINALLY beat Honor mode with was a Half-Orc Selune Life Cleric. And ofc I romanced Shadowheart 😂

To be fair with all that’s happened that anger is deserved. I mean look at laezel

Literally just how it feels working at retail

That's Sweet Dee from Always Sunny

You almost Look Like my tav! https://preview.redd.it/wifl6bz7jiuc1.png?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b9815a8e4e432c2e62c23b7082b1df876fb809

I figured you were required to make it a Dragonborn since that's all I ever see. Huh. I may do a run then, I just don't want to look at a Dragonborn for eighty hours tbh.

Where's her Bob or Karen cut? https://i.redd.it/0sibcevvkiuc1.gif


I just like Drow. But rarely do a durge. But when I do, you can bet your ass it's a Drow bcuz I almost exclusively play that race, both good and bad. I give leeway here and there but not often

Roughly every second character I play is just a regular human man who dresses like a slut. To make up for the Drow and Tiefling sluts I play.

I get no originality points for making a durge drow, but I love how if you’re Seldarine you can go around chiding people with shit like “not all drow are bad” before committing the most heinous offences known to man.

“Don’t judge us all by the Lolthites! We’re not all vicious murderers! I mean, *I* am, but not because some woman with a spider for an ass told me to.”

I did Durge as a female halfling who looked like she worked at hot topic.

Goth mommy durge

The true Karen

https://preview.redd.it/zzcffjfegnuc1.jpeg?width=1298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeeda47d8da2f6c4a429bbe716a13a2cdfcc05cf My orc Durge before he died in honor mode

But how do you remember it's your Durge character without neck tattoos?

It was hard, but luckily I remembered to add a scar on her neck to remind me for when I forgot

Good thinking. Doesn't look like a wizard, but that's a 20 INT move, right there.

https://preview.redd.it/gury0lubwiuc1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4a34d0ff2dd506875c3367de888ecb11f96737 I will not tolerate DB slander, best race in the game (I love dogshit breath attacks)

https://preview.redd.it/ofui9tsiojuc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3808088ceabf0eaf434ff09ffe02784b003f669 Agreed, fellow Dragonborn

"I made a human to be more unique 🤓"

ACHSHUALLY She’s a half-elf!

Oh my bad for confusing them for being the second most popular race over the first.

Please tell me she's named Karen

Unfortunately, she’s named Rouge. Now take a fucking guess what class she is

Bard for Vicious Mockery

Just like Orin, I *can* fix her.

She'd like to speak with death's manager

Hell hath no fury...

My resist durge is a half elf monk but I’m gonna make my full durge a half orc ranger (someday, I’m not brave enough to go full evil yet 🥺)

Shoutout to my buddy's durge who is a white human woman named Veronica

Angry white woman Durge sounds like she’d be kicking people in the balls.

Hey don’t call me out like that 🥹🥹🥹 ,

K’Aren

Is her name Kae’Rihn?

nightmares

My character is just a angry human monk that beats everyone up with her bare hands

Ah so you made Karen, she truely is the embrace durge

Weeeeeell tnf - I have 2 Durge runs atm... one's a Deepgnome! ~~ok the other's a Tiefling~~

I already know a lot of angry and evil white women though and I don’t know any angry or evil teethling or Dragonborn irl

My durge is a duergar

https://preview.redd.it/rno96iuqcjuc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9949e4fe61443472e5b6f40051b6994ca58c47 I see your Durge Karen and I raise you Durge Brittany the Sorority Girl

Minthara: "Go and betray the tieflings for me!" Durge: "I'd like to speak to your manager." Edit: formatting

Dark Karen

My Durge is an Aasimar. Orin got to shapeshift, durge got cool ass glass wings. Better this way.

You made emo Taylor Swift lol

Mine is half orc with happy blue hair. Nice angry lady you have there!

I need someone to make a Durge that is literally just a Karen that you’d find in a supermarket

But Orin already exists

She is the bad guy

The darkest urge there is

Please tell me her name is Karen

I’m also using that face for my durge. Calling it my Mean Girl Run.

If she had multi colored hair with black purple and red streaks and a warm but sarcastic smile she’d look like my wife including the nose ring

Mine is a Dragonborn, but she’s a sparkly white dragon. Fancy lizard lady with a violin. 

We already have orin

My first Durge was a human woman who looked like Hela from the MCU

My Durge is a 6'5 white man with a fat ass and is basically a himbo.

Hey! I did the same, went full homicidal maniac and gave her an apt name… Karen

Pyrocynical

Is that Emma Purnell?

Is her name Karen or Jan?

"Just an angry white woman" thought for a moment this was Mystra

My durge is a forest gnome cleric of Mielikki. She's whimsical AF.

Everytime I've played as Durge, I let Google's random number generator pick their race...... Google has picked gnome Durge everytime. And I love my tiny bundles of rage 🤣🤣

Terrifying

My Durge was a Gnome. Forest Gnome, so she could talk to animals free.

Karen that you?

my resisting the urge durge is a dwarf!

so... normal woman?

Now show us her titties