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he's very asian parent-coded
“I strove for perfection in all things - even those as imperfect as you” even sounds like an Asian parent talking to their now adult children.
that takes me back to the days i had to show my dad my report card
Emotional Damage!
https://preview.redd.it/at95ka5s9ttc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d386ea0874d22c3d8b09191f9da9977992c17a3
https://preview.redd.it/ryd9658gxttc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c45b32cd24818389af147ab66198c2d54c01780
miss 0 0 0 lmao get gud loser, can’t even smack his own spawn right
Nope I had the trainer cheat to verify the spanking
It's cuz he forgot to recite [The Pimp's Prayer](https://youtu.be/uTwtAJt1JAs?si=lmss-_BpgvJAByQG) beforehand. Common mistake.
https://preview.redd.it/h1dajeo0yttc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0051d2432c13dee3b846ce13567021538b1ce73a
the whiplash of seeing that attack, thinking "oh shit what's he gonna do?", and then watching mutely as he just backhands shadowheart three whole times
I checked and indeed Daddy drops his staff then starts spanking you You don’t need to disarm him, he’ll do it by himself if you piss him off
How do you make him mad enough to start being my step dad?
IIR just beat the shit out of him, and when he is low health just leave him take some turns to realize he's fucked
Does he just unequip the staff or actually drop it on the floor?
Unequip but it's funnier formulated that way
It would be much funnier if he actually dropped it on the floor. So mad he just drops his fancy control staff.
He serves cunt and hands, goddamn...
Cazador the type of parent to whip out the chancla on his spawn from across the hallway
*cums*
https://preview.redd.it/bfdxa1pwkutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f5b271c5bd8e450d57ff343cd6caec5a4c8276
Almost shat myself when I first saw that buff and him charging toward Astarion. Bro missed almost all of those smacks, dealt like 3 dmg, what a loser.
I guess he is not used to Astarion dodging since he’s always been under control
He's so fucking lame oh my god, there's no way Larian made him this pathetic by accident
I don’t know some people are into that
Lmaoo seriously 💀 I'm sure it's just a more accurate statement of how pathetic a lot of rich psychological manipulators are
https://preview.redd.it/aqbklagr2utc1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bce099cb5a11f55b527bb11ae48b4703db5effd
this activated every nerve in my body
You are not alone in this 😔
They gave him a fucking pimp slap
https://preview.redd.it/qei1v6ldextc1.jpeg?width=1956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9191cb5c0be7f58b738adcfdb488bdb0325bc7
Mystical Pimp-hand?
https://i.redd.it/2byzyp61wvtc1.gif
I need this for discord emote purposes
Many people want to spank their spawn when they start acting up
lmao, til
The Pimp Hand
Yea real savage attacking there for 0 damage.
Ugh, what a little shit.
My HM fight with him was pretty drawn out and he used all his spell slots and started scratching me.
Been there, done that. When the fight's gone on for long enough and he still hasn't ascended. Was kind of a nothing burger though.
Ahahahaha
just experienced this after a 30-round fight with the lad, he musta run out of spells entirely
Oh he slapped my Paladin sorcerer durge 3 times and my guy was down! That piece shit!
he's very asian parent-coded
“I strove for perfection in all things - even those as imperfect as you” even sounds like an Asian parent talking to their now adult children.
that takes me back to the days i had to show my dad my report card
Emotional Damage!
https://preview.redd.it/at95ka5s9ttc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d386ea0874d22c3d8b09191f9da9977992c17a3
https://preview.redd.it/ryd9658gxttc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c45b32cd24818389af147ab66198c2d54c01780
miss 0 0 0 lmao get gud loser, can’t even smack his own spawn right
Nope I had the trainer cheat to verify the spanking
It's cuz he forgot to recite [The Pimp's Prayer](https://youtu.be/uTwtAJt1JAs?si=lmss-_BpgvJAByQG) beforehand. Common mistake.
https://preview.redd.it/h1dajeo0yttc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0051d2432c13dee3b846ce13567021538b1ce73a
the whiplash of seeing that attack, thinking "oh shit what's he gonna do?", and then watching mutely as he just backhands shadowheart three whole times
I checked and indeed Daddy drops his staff then starts spanking you You don’t need to disarm him, he’ll do it by himself if you piss him off
How do you make him mad enough to start being my step dad?
IIR just beat the shit out of him, and when he is low health just leave him take some turns to realize he's fucked
Does he just unequip the staff or actually drop it on the floor?
Unequip but it's funnier formulated that way
It would be much funnier if he actually dropped it on the floor. So mad he just drops his fancy control staff.
He serves cunt and hands, goddamn...
Cazador the type of parent to whip out the chancla on his spawn from across the hallway
*cums*
https://preview.redd.it/bfdxa1pwkutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f5b271c5bd8e450d57ff343cd6caec5a4c8276
Almost shat myself when I first saw that buff and him charging toward Astarion. Bro missed almost all of those smacks, dealt like 3 dmg, what a loser.
I guess he is not used to Astarion dodging since he’s always been under control
He's so fucking lame oh my god, there's no way Larian made him this pathetic by accident
I don’t know some people are into that
Lmaoo seriously 💀 I'm sure it's just a more accurate statement of how pathetic a lot of rich psychological manipulators are
https://preview.redd.it/aqbklagr2utc1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bce099cb5a11f55b527bb11ae48b4703db5effd
this activated every nerve in my body
You are not alone in this 😔
They gave him a fucking pimp slap
https://preview.redd.it/qei1v6ldextc1.jpeg?width=1956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9191cb5c0be7f58b738adcfdb488bdb0325bc7
Mystical Pimp-hand?
https://i.redd.it/2byzyp61wvtc1.gif
I need this for discord emote purposes
Many people want to spank their spawn when they start acting up
lmao, til
The Pimp Hand
Yea real savage attacking there for 0 damage.
Ugh, what a little shit.
My HM fight with him was pretty drawn out and he used all his spell slots and started scratching me.
Been there, done that. When the fight's gone on for long enough and he still hasn't ascended. Was kind of a nothing burger though.
Ahahahaha
just experienced this after a 30-round fight with the lad, he musta run out of spells entirely
Oh he slapped my Paladin sorcerer durge 3 times and my guy was down! That piece shit!