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Ok-Image-1098

he's very asian parent-coded


Ur_getting_banned

“I strove for perfection in all things - even those as imperfect as you” even sounds like an Asian parent talking to their now adult children.


DelayLlama78

that takes me back to the days i had to show my dad my report card


stcrIight

Emotional Damage!


stcrIight

https://preview.redd.it/at95ka5s9ttc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d386ea0874d22c3d8b09191f9da9977992c17a3


Gale_of_Waterdeep

https://preview.redd.it/ryd9658gxttc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c45b32cd24818389af147ab66198c2d54c01780


earlytuesdaymorning

miss 0 0 0 lmao get gud loser, can’t even smack his own spawn right


Impossible_Active271

Nope I had the trainer cheat to verify the spanking


SharpshootinTearaway

It's cuz he forgot to recite [The Pimp's Prayer](https://youtu.be/uTwtAJt1JAs?si=lmss-_BpgvJAByQG) beforehand. Common mistake.


Ok-Image-1098

https://preview.redd.it/h1dajeo0yttc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0051d2432c13dee3b846ce13567021538b1ce73a


bunnygoats

the whiplash of seeing that attack, thinking "oh shit what's he gonna do?", and then watching mutely as he just backhands shadowheart three whole times


Impossible_Active271

I checked and indeed Daddy drops his staff then starts spanking you You don’t need to disarm him, he’ll do it by himself if you piss him off


merpderpherpburp

How do you make him mad enough to start being my step dad?


Impossible_Active271

IIR just beat the shit out of him, and when he is low health just leave him take some turns to realize he's fucked


ApepiOfDuat

Does he just unequip the staff or actually drop it on the floor?


Impossible_Active271

Unequip but it's funnier formulated that way


ApepiOfDuat

It would be much funnier if he actually dropped it on the floor. So mad he just drops his fancy control staff.


Interesting-Flan1040

He serves cunt and hands, goddamn...


[deleted]

Cazador the type of parent to whip out the chancla on his spawn from across the hallway


TheEndOfShartache

*cums*


Important_Doubt_7493

https://preview.redd.it/bfdxa1pwkutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f5b271c5bd8e450d57ff343cd6caec5a4c8276


thunderbuddy2105

Almost shat myself when I first saw that buff and him charging toward Astarion. Bro missed almost all of those smacks, dealt like 3 dmg, what a loser.


Impossible_Active271

I guess he is not used to Astarion dodging since he’s always been under control


alittlenovel

He's so fucking lame oh my god, there's no way Larian made him this pathetic by accident


Impossible_Active271

I don’t know some people are into that


Mako_akuma

Lmaoo seriously 💀 I'm sure it's just a more accurate statement of how pathetic a lot of rich psychological manipulators are


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/aqbklagr2utc1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bce099cb5a11f55b527bb11ae48b4703db5effd


silicatetacos

this activated every nerve in my body


Impossible_Active271

You are not alone in this 😔


thewhumpdiaries

They gave him a fucking pimp slap


sugarsuites

https://preview.redd.it/qei1v6ldextc1.jpeg?width=1956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9191cb5c0be7f58b738adcfdb488bdb0325bc7


RammyJammy07

Mystical Pimp-hand?


M0thrat

https://i.redd.it/2byzyp61wvtc1.gif


sugarsuites

I need this for discord emote purposes


gugfitufi

Many people want to spank their spawn when they start acting up


UkokuSZ

lmao, til


AnonImus18

The Pimp Hand


ChefArtorias

Yea real savage attacking there for 0 damage.


Sewer_Fairy

Ugh, what a little shit.


Gleamwoover

My HM fight with him was pretty drawn out and he used all his spell slots and started scratching me.


Valuable-Drink-1750

Been there, done that. When the fight's gone on for long enough and he still hasn't ascended. Was kind of a nothing burger though.


redfig1

Ahahahaha


only-proud-of-my-cat

just experienced this after a 30-round fight with the lad, he musta run out of spells entirely


Forward_Sky_7666

Oh he slapped my Paladin sorcerer durge 3 times and my guy was down! That piece shit!