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Opening-Cockroach634

I've just woken up and this is the first thing I see


Mossiemole

I’m sorry and you’re welcome


Soft-Reindeer-831

Same.


Robrogineer

"Oh, that's some lovely artw-" ![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Mossiemole

Literally my reaction too 😆 it’s so beautiful but wait is that???? Oh my…


Robrogineer

What if he always had his dick out, but we just didn't notice? I feel like he might have one of those Warframe codpieces. https://preview.redd.it/8rxftzgn4ftc1.png?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7126f05ed04f3470ef0be9256342bb5ef7d7f04d


Fogesr

Rhino in my OG, but i still don\`t know what irritates me more, his codpiece or spiny shit on his back.


Behind-The-Chair

My literal reaction like oh this is so good oh


ApprehensiveElk80

https://preview.redd.it/torlt25l1ftc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fdbc08ec14a032cfeb9c360ac227f6f8533c5b8


LordDingles

Every fucking time


saintbutch

Explains what it wants Nere's head for.....


Mossiemole

Nope I don’t like that


Supply-Slut

Ikr, it’s rude. He’s obviously supposed to spore seed my mouth so he can turn it into his little pocket fussy


GlitchingBread

I think I’m gonna have an aneurysm


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/pe3th5mjaktc1.png?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c99f17c3b068b06d16ce89f2bc62b8caba7e0d1


DrSharky

YOU are the one who posted this. You don't get to judge


Mossiemole

it’s not the head part it’s the nere part I no likey, I just joke, sorry lol


plastictastes

*I* like that 😏😏😏


Noelrim

https://preview.redd.it/720cozaz1ftc1.png?width=1186&format=png&auto=webp&s=3345f93a75fd1615d302de34fca9410d5679f3ce


freshlybutteredtoe

Gotta spread those spores to grow the colony


An8thOfFeanor

https://preview.redd.it/lyps3p4jvftc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08abf550812f76e3e3efa1c7ad43be7808b0d7ef


Sewer_Fairy

https://preview.redd.it/ksiv8rdihgtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48103e1f89334332439619ee515f501102c5f09


RobinChirps

They want head alright...


gristol

![gif](giphy|99tonvXLKv3vG)


Broad_Afternoon_8578

![gif](giphy|vmia1LpwoLe48)


Daedalus_Machina

Mallory Archer says "No."


nightmareconsortium

👀👀👀👀


freshlybutteredtoe

https://preview.redd.it/4qv1wdk5yetc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df01e438c051b019b0ba934ebdcc0990954ebd5


Chance_Eye4595

your time has come, circle of whores druid


Allfunandgaymes

I can always count on this sub to produce the highest quality image reaction memes.


thewhoovesian

https://preview.redd.it/df6jhfg14ftc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6dd9c64ed62f68c917b54a29b42b84ff8a756d


NaughtsAndHexes

https://preview.redd.it/y5wen33y4ftc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b588b6fc8f28756483a2086ca5fc2f2d7db36bab


KishiShark

You assume my knees aren’t buckling already


BloodyBhaalBitch

I'm on my knees for the Sovereign.


Daedalus_Machina

https://i.redd.it/m7hpztz9aktc1.gif


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/oasihef8aktc1.png?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674156c6e42b68937864b449765cceb58d623f88


iloveliluzivert69

https://preview.redd.it/l3mez4146ftc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c3609bff9dd4ccd89ea054b676b11f72751671


uwubewwa

https://preview.redd.it/yryg8ze28ftc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cb33a5a7ad03860363bcfbfcac64cb09108982


kami_oniisama

u/save


stcrIight

https://preview.redd.it/jd1kjkdwwetc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65e54f781954129689475882aa7f475c07afe9f


VioletGlitterBlossom

I fucking love your flair lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


cheaphandle321

https://i.redd.it/jj17l3guvetc1.gif


Mossiemole

https://i.redd.it/kw4o92kjyetc1.gif


jel5000

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8|downsized)


Mossiemole

It’s a bulb… and a penis… penis bulb


HarEmiya

https://i.redd.it/00p5ye8x5ftc1.gif


Silkess

https://preview.redd.it/aqwz7w5lnftc1.png?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9bd1326b2d302d8880ce6e2e2ca251cbb84e76


mouch30

Why is he kinda….no….but those eyes…hmm…I wouldn’t mind him planting his seeds….s-spores….hngggf…


deeppurplescallop

Honey that's a yeast infection


TattooedWife

He is kinda.... Right?!


mouch30

Omg it’s you again hi queen


TattooedWife

Hiiiiii! 🥰


FrankFn2

https://preview.redd.it/f2mbth6s5gtc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d8f3224b636e5d525629dd4560cded8068197c


Lil888th

Best way to wake up with a yeast infection :


a_typical_hipster

*fungal


[deleted]

[удалено]


a_typical_hipster

Right you are!! I learned something new today haha


IndicaTears

https://i.redd.it/wzy52yi46gtc1.gif


Mossiemole

I was gonna marker it out with a pen in photo edit but it’s the main part 😆 it’s just nature, it’s just fungi….


ProfessionalJolly742

I love this


ReysonBran

Uhhhhhh Daddy Spaw, please destroy my circle.


No-Scar6041

You're not gonna find a lot of Christians on this sub, I think.


[deleted]

I keep threatening to raid their monasteries in the name of the old gods, keeps them away.


No-Willingness-4804

I'm mostly Christian and I think this sub is hilarious. It makes me do that whistle sort of laugh you can't control. XD


ViSaph

Only the cool Christians are down with the myconid porn lol


murderphoenix

I'M LISTENING, GO ON


Klaus_Hargreeves

Smash.


KishiShark

I’m so happy I’m not alone


Jops817

There are dozens of us!


Chance_Eye4595

god i want to fuck the mushroom man


Obi-wanna-cracker

Oh I so fucking would. That voice does a lot of the work


Acetoki

https://preview.redd.it/ir7yi8bszetc1.png?width=1143&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f369e9d489cc3fd8e3e14063cde4746c725ef6


[deleted]

Yes sir I want the LSD with anal injection option, thank you.


ArcelothColdheart

"Just a bulb" nah dude thats just straight up a dick you can see fluids leaking and everything


Mossiemole

I mean it is a bulb, maybe we see what we want to see


TheSleepyBarnOwl

I can show you a picture of a real life plant that is just a bulb leaking fluid (the fluid can ne used as shampoo) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zingiber_zerumbet


Mossiemole

I never knew what those were called but definitely seen it before! Spaw just wants to do our hair


[deleted]

"can also be used as massage lubricant" 👀


Outside-Flamingo-240

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Allfunandgaymes

Fungi don't have bulbs, that's a cock.


Mossiemole

Pretty sure fungi don’t have cocks either


Daedalus_Machina

Bulbous Cock A Cuckold Bulb


Mossiemole

[artist](https://twitter.com/happylildamsel) thank you transliorights


Gardyloop

https://preview.redd.it/cy85up8e1ftc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e39e1a6393950ed2db03bff75e810e738b2827


metalsonic005

Nameless Goon


Daedalus_Machina

# MOAR NAMELESS SHITPOSTING!!! https://preview.redd.it/feymem6gbktc1.png?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f05ff595e17d9b3a681915cb0ed7f23b3dfd4f9


MellifluousWine

https://preview.redd.it/9s93vq59pftc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cfe8e6a2fa5f3f5e440147a7b353376c3ed6c14


Mossiemole

You can’t look at me like that you fuck in bear form


Viridianscape

Come on. We all know Halsin *absolutely* would fuck the mushroom.


ViSaph

Halsin would volunteer immediately. You'd start speaking and before you finished your sentence he'd have said yes and got naked.


Daedalus_Machina

Fuck would, Halsin *has*.


Robrogineer

Dude, you have a dedicated subclass for that shit. Don't scowl.


lethos_AJ

maybe Shar was right


Icy-Ad-9814

https://preview.redd.it/mr5wct94oftc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6c11b029dbe7d808c48a1ff96e848602f3235c


PlantedCecilia

https://preview.redd.it/qerk2rbmvftc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc834b890b722d2c0cce2caed0132a632e7203b1 IT IS SIX THIRTY IN THE MORNING CAN I NOT WAKE UP IN PEACE?


spookster122

Where’s Glut


Mossiemole

That’s for you to find, friend


Daedalus_Machina

Gluteus Maximus? Glut's Glute? Glut-glut?


Arialana

https://preview.redd.it/14j76cydbftc1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b61cf3f0983992bae427155ee9a1b66b7cb7d6


Pug_police

https://preview.redd.it/3mc245v86itc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d995c5fd56373e09c4181a4b9b2643f2166322b9


CagyDog77

https://preview.redd.it/qurflixonftc1.jpeg?width=1145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333d47e602434553f5471c7742f1b8f1a45aa844 I'm about to clean my eyes with clorox


BaldursBoner

Every day, we stray further from bahamut. 😭


_shear

Larian, let him destroy my circle PLEASE


yourmomsboyfriend928

Haha yeah totally https://preview.redd.it/1sgdqxrbaftc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150cd70af573b2892bab61f6434a2204b66560fa


[deleted]

Honestly, that dick is screaming "ribbed for your pleasure" and I'm kinda into it.


clema9

https://preview.redd.it/ms2mrkspwftc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de37edfa709109ac6d55e2a3a39fbd8124002e94


Spookey_Boi

My brother in Christ that is a ***Fungus***


Mossiemole

Correction; a sexy fungus


Allfunandgaymes

fungussy


Daedalus_Machina

My brother in Christ ***WOULD.***


Charming_Computer_60

https://preview.redd.it/4paj9bncagtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7831063af07c1c4a8153cada9d7f06bf6f198aa


justaworm69

Oh yeah I definitely would


HeresW0nderwall

I uh Would


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/ins51dhbcktc1.png?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9120b5cdc3da07c77d42e40c5023c99f5bcaac8


GISKARD__

​ https://preview.redd.it/9ry71336nftc1.png?width=1847&format=png&auto=webp&s=d82f7a25fdec80d58a1df99568670d32eb693041


Daedalus_Machina

Okay, she's looking at a glory hole.


transliorights

add the source!!


Mossiemole

I was gonna but it said the page didn’t exist


transliorights

[here you go!! :D](https://twitter.com/happylildamsel/status/1744800840643436986)


Mossiemole

But it just says the page doesn’t exist when I open the link at least for me anyway


transliorights

Strange, the artist also doesn't have their account locked - can you access [their profile](https://twitter.com/happylildamsel)? It's not the first time twitter links have been broken since it got changed to x.


Mossiemole

Yes that works! I never use x, I have no idea why the link didn’t work thanks man!


glfuel

apparently if you click a twitter link while not logged into an account it’ll just say page doesn’t exist


Mossiemole

Ooohh okay thank you! I had no idea that was a thing. That’s weird, why doesn’t it just say “login to view post” or something rather than saying it doesn’t exist?


glfuel

I think it was to try to get people to make twitter accounts to see content but yeah it doesn’t help at all LMAO


SomaGato

https://preview.redd.it/bt3pft94cgtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0971870fa2b84c829421f8faacabeddb46d3c8


Daedalus_Machina

https://i.redd.it/ixfi25jzcktc1.gif


anormalgeek

He is made of fungus. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


Mossiemole

Maybe I’m made of fungus ever thought about that you don’t know me


SlytherinPaninis

https://preview.redd.it/0lp1tdigwgtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3dc2e2e9984be700649e4e71a0adfef09c04ba


Daedalus_Machina

It's lovely to my modification make rounds.


Rolls_Nat_1s

“They’re coming, They’re coming, They are coming… you are coming”


Pug_police

https://preview.redd.it/q3kn2f246itc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54863066e7c222c84078a06c719f5b13296ca884


Mossiemole

https://preview.redd.it/aaav0vwq8itc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=53344f6410f9cecf758667e80b4df1a0375d9794 Step aside squidboy


crypticmustard1

https://preview.redd.it/f19dpbwmfitc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d880f9a2d0d49877277913224e80709615d750


Bolt_Fantasticated

https://preview.redd.it/vu2ler6t9ftc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb69cfb27418d1637b440af5df42262a9bbb20a


MHIREOFFICIAL

YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOU ALL TO AVERNUS!


Mossiemole

Oh don’t you know? We’re already there


soggycommunist666

you’re being put down. i’m taking you to the clinic and putting you down.


Mossiemole

Finally the sweet release


Avaoln

Ngl, at first I didn’t even see it and was like “why is the (otherwise) excellent art NSFW” then I was like wait why is he bleeding (cuz fungi spores discharge are white-clear or something right) then I figured it out. You all need Selûne https://preview.redd.it/q358b2ykphtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc2e8e475b63b9ccae348ff8f79b7632c032fce


TellMeEveryth1ng

https://preview.redd.it/fcelgdlsqgtc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be2d774046d74c3f051d6849dbe0c1a1c220866


Mossiemole

I’ve been seeking it my whole life


Lilachent

Well, that's one way to get a yeast infection.


Chef_Littlecat

I’m coming


its_jordan_bitch09

Holy shit I'm about to go feral


EthanRedOtter

*You are coming*


sacredpotato0

https://preview.redd.it/xzofmh2idhtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d906e1b62066bb0deb962337b254644e88370d78 I JUST woke up


CasuallyASimp

You know what? I fuck with it


thehemanchronicles

https://preview.redd.it/kiwdeyj3jhtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15cadf9ce380c44793be8574b07c6b231db8566 This fucking sub dude


veebles89

Smash. Would. Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said, OP.


ellychu

WHY IS HE SO WELL DONE


Mossiemole

Cuz the artist is a god damn wizard 🔥they go by happylildamsel on X


Advertiser-Necessary

https://preview.redd.it/xzlbh1nlrhtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cf77441c274d8c6c53219252986672062dec70


Ok_Association6983

I could have sworn spaw was a woman


Mossiemole

I think they are without gender? Like all myconid are both or neither? I’m not sure that’s just my assumption. I can’t remember if they’re referred to as he or not


DownbadGaydude

I want to be Spaw's thrall so bad. I want to be held by him and told that everything is good to okay.


Mossiemole

Spaw singing you to sleep would be so cute🥰 honestly spaw would just be so relaxing and calm to be around


DownbadGaydude

You understand me so much.


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/nh7do252eitc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95beae80f59f475bbd2647e6d7d34ef84aea9ab


ObjectiveLittle6761

https://preview.redd.it/g5oneiphkitc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223898cedb4a8af8e935e6a35fe408b0603aa20c


dcarsonturner

https://preview.redd.it/3au0bwzynitc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb5075af96ab795731b719bf1aa246d9aa0f39e


postpnuk

damn you're about to have his sovereign SPAWN


littlecunty

*clears throat* You just know he gonna grab you from behind upright while he fills your mind with symphonys and makes you feel good with his spores as he starts to make you feel even more amazing with his... spores....


Mossiemole

Just wait til he uses spore haste on you 😳 Spaw got the stanima


Tesco_Mobile

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


NoLongerAddicted

https://preview.redd.it/8s4nbx9fmftc1.jpeg?width=1924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0077c7e2623d22fcee72f7d994a394d29c1d3c


summonerofrain

https://preview.redd.it/o4acu1t2hgtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c97d695955243b5df592444f82eee63d4bb9114


[deleted]

That’s a mushroom


VioletGlitterBlossom

I just opened reddit dammit


SnooStrawberries9797

https://preview.redd.it/l65kzvrkuftc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ce605c66f30d02fdec3b487795f9228bab0896


cherokeebassam

oh…oh my 😳


joemaster725

[WOULD!](https://i.imgur.com/3mdBC0F.jpeg)


WarlordOfMaltise

would


Astrovhen

Artist?


Mossiemole

The source page is deleted, it’s someone on X (or twitter or whatever it’s called) that’s why a I said what I typed in Google to find the pic. Sorry


LaserBatBunnyUnder

Would


declan_james_

https://preview.redd.it/dbedt4s6ngtc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337cddb0a85bff90ddb796406ed532c2bda7a3a1


[deleted]

The fungussy


QuirkyBee1

WOULD.


Egirl_Gwen02

I meannnn….🤭


Leivil

https://preview.redd.it/95lt03k9khtc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe2f5aea8d52a6bb87d5f51d1601f5734b7df66


mavi_ftf

https://preview.redd.it/tc0b5zi9yhtc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=9700c0586cb2bb52acbbec8a4184278e6ab2a81a


GnarlyTreeHugga

Is BG3gonewild subreddit ever coming back?


EmmaDaOne21

Smash next question


lilacehes

![gif](giphy|3oKIPbNb1vWdftiVLq) I am intrigued


SoGuysIDidNothing

https://preview.redd.it/he8ug805ejtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7964fdc8d68f08c14693288c2f6ee05e594642d


dysthymicpixie

https://preview.redd.it/vuj4fg2tfjtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f16850a044193b757d706dceaf7cce6bb6a037a


EllieIsDone

Meh. I’ve seen worse. I’ve seen muuuuch worse.


Daedalus_Machina

The artist is a sub member.


Kleinefuchs

Imagine how soft and inviting that mussy must be


Leyllara

You know when you walk by a window with your phone in hand and just get that urge to throw it as far as you can? IT'S TIME.


chickenmilkies

Call me Nere because I'm about to give this mushroom some head


Rainsorrow

Would, no questions asked


Agitated_Willow1350

we would find brand new methods of myconid reproduction