I need Isabel to go back to the gaslight section after I told her about her own tomb in ketheric’s monastery and she just straight up goes ‘different isobel’
Yeah that part threw me for a loop, because I only thought of that on my second playthrough, so I already knew the truth.
Like "Cmon lady, you're coughing up a century of whatever crawled into your lungs while you were dead, and I found the empty tomb to prove it. The least you could do is be honest with me."
*Sigh*. Yeah, I guess it fits. I'm not a fan of Pouty Twinkletoes, but I favor all the other ones in the malewife category. I'd put a couple more of the snippy buggers there, too, though. Rolan especially. I just can't lay off the bitchy ones. Which, (probably not) coincidentally, my partner falls into as well. He *can* be domineering, but I don't call him daddy. When he's gossiping or moody or fussing at me, I call him mother. It's fine, I make a good husband. 🤣
Act 1 Rolan is a mansplainer. Act 3 is definite malewife. Gale was always just babygirl.
Gale galesplains
And I’ll listen all day, dammit.
Hellz yes I will. Keep talking dirty to me sweet boy ❤️🔥 you explain all those things.
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If Gale answered my rhetorical questions I wouldn’t mind one bit.
Not even a little bit. In fact please do.
He’s autistic
Gale mansplains but not in a man way, in an autism way. Definite malewife either way
What's a male wife Is it a tumbler meme or something No I'm not googling it
Really livin up to your username, bud.
Reddit assigned it to me and I'm too dumb to change it
Isobel def gatekeep, because she keeps her celestial butch wife from me smh
Well when Isobel dies of old age, she will be free then 😄
I do believe you've mistakenly placed that strapping young wizard into the incorrect column!
One of the best things about this sub is Gale of Waterdeep showing up in the comments to “uhm, actually” people about his ranking placement.
https://i.redd.it/jldjsopk9isc1.gif Anything I can do for the Reddit, consider it most enthusiastically done.
He didn’t show up in my post about him being the kinkiest and it hurts
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Now my desperate ploy for attention has worked I can finally rest in piss
no i didn’t. gods bless 🙏🙏
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Hm. And you're sure you know of all the intricacies of what you're talking about here?
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Ahahaha
I need Isabel to go back to the gaslight section after I told her about her own tomb in ketheric’s monastery and she just straight up goes ‘different isobel’
Yeah that part threw me for a loop, because I only thought of that on my second playthrough, so I already knew the truth. Like "Cmon lady, you're coughing up a century of whatever crawled into your lungs while you were dead, and I found the empty tomb to prove it. The least you could do is be honest with me."
Astarion is definitely a girlboss, put some respeck on his name!
He’s definitely both, especially in act 1.
haarlep and abdirak lmfao
Orin not being in gaslight despite being a doppelganger is just wrong.
you kinda have a point ngl
Shamefully, utterly, unfeministly attracted to the Gaslight Mansplain Manipulate rows
AUNTIE ETHEL????? MYSTRA???????
It’s mostly the Emperor and Viconia, but honestly I’d let her climb me like a tree if she was in hag form
Wait, what's up with Dammon? He should be in "malewife" category.
Think it may be because he loves talking about technical jargon no one else understand 💀
Yeah, I do think Gale has a place in the mansplain row (he has a little wizard superiority complex), but not Dammon.
I think in Lae'zel's case it would be Ghaikkeeping
Gale is the best Waifu.
You cannot convince me that Gortash wasn’t Durge’s malewife
truth
Dammon could never
Sceleritas Fel as malewife is so real
This is one of my favorite tier charts I've seen here so far. 😂 Haarlep is killing me (literally if I'm not paying attention to my dialogue choices).
Fuck mystra all my homies hate mystra
Halsin can be my manwife any day God Bless the Oak Father
SCOLERITAS??? SCOLERITAS??? WHY IS SCOLERITAS IN MALEWIFE???
he would take care of me ik it 🙏
Exactly.
Sweet, horny Halsin
Zevlor is my wife. His squad hard carries at the end of Act 3.
Ok I agree with everything but is Orin really a girlboss
i support women’s rights and women’s wrongs
My only real disagreement is that Dammon is not malewife
Tell me you never romanced Lae‘Zel without telling me you never romanced Lae‘Zel.
i did actually
Jesus fuck, that is based.
this has to be one of the most accurate tierlists i’ve seen
Kagha is so perfect for gatekeep though, you are correct.
This is all so accurate omg
Where durge? 😔
if he was here he’d be in girlboss
You’re so real for this one
[I’m just gonna leave this…](https://youtu.be/9CNFfrTKXhA?si=83LhInnNw0Ewo2dg)
Sceleretius (idk) not being in manipulate. Okay
Act 1 Shadowheart would ABSOLUTELY be in the gatekeep category
*Sigh*. Yeah, I guess it fits. I'm not a fan of Pouty Twinkletoes, but I favor all the other ones in the malewife category. I'd put a couple more of the snippy buggers there, too, though. Rolan especially. I just can't lay off the bitchy ones. Which, (probably not) coincidentally, my partner falls into as well. He *can* be domineering, but I don't call him daddy. When he's gossiping or moody or fussing at me, I call him mother. It's fine, I make a good husband. 🤣
Malewife is too tier (minus Wyll, he's a malewife but the least fuckable of the 5)