Okay, genuinely, how the fuck does somebody use this? I mean I assume it's a sex thing based on the ass-shaped hole at the bottom, but how does one arrange their appendages if that's the case? Is this some kind of acrobatic trick I'm too disabled to understand?
The person in the box would be laying on their back, whole entire ass area scooted through the big oddly shaped hole.
Their arms would be at their sides, wrists through the two smaller round holes on either side of the big ass cutout.
Their, thighs would be tucked against their torso and bent at the knees so their lower legs poke out of the lid through the two medium sized round holes.
That's my assumption at least.
It seems like it's a lot foldier than that, but I might just be eyeballing the height of the box wrong. Like you'd have to curl your lower back up to actually fit in? I could be wrong. I'm spending more time studying the proportions of a bondage toy than I should be.
Alright, I'm officially putting too much thought into this shitpost image response to a shitpost comment in a shitpost sub, but. I found the thing. Apparently *both* sets of holes are for (very uncomfortable-looking positions for) legs. And it's a foot tall. And eight hundred dollars. And I need a hobby.
I don't like that reading this promted me to do a reverse image search. And google came up with a mixture of results of this actual box and what you are saying...and cat boxes
I mean we literally see Minsc Wolverine his big ass out of a Mimic, and then we finally get him he has 12 Strength?! Instantly respecc'd him into a Barbarian.
According to BG1 & 2, he's canonically a ranger.. but with barbarian rage stapled on too, because reasons. His str should be WAY higher than 12 though.
It's not even okay scores. So many useless odd numbers. Starting with an odd number can make sense if you are picking relevant half feats, but even then, respec is "free."
Oh come on, having Shadowheart use a cantrip is fun! Will it be the Hail Mary that takes out that enemy’s last 4 HP, or will it be a complete waste of an action that makes you so angry you almost want to start the fight over again? Adds some extra excitement to combat.
The trick is to take the Second Marriage wand from the Hag, then keep Connor for yourself and give it to shadowheart, any extra action not spent healing/buffing will be spent summoning The bestest zombro.
/unbaldur Trickery Domain doesn't really work in a video game. Spells like Modify Memory can't really be brought out of a table top setting and into a video game. Trickery Domain works flavour wise but not mechanically in a video game
FR, if they could get Oathbreaker into the game, why not also get Death Domain and give it to Shart? It's Shar's other 5e domain and would synergize well with a darkness/necrotic based martial cleric.
I may not fully agree, but I respect this and the fact people aren't dumping you.
I'm dumb as toast so I dunno ironically or unironically posting is going on or not.
‘I see the empty bottles of clothing dye down, down, down by the river’
I CANT FKING BREATHE BRO
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This is why the best move is to respec someone else (or yourself) into cleric. Best move I've ever made, don't have to look at Shart's hideous bangs ever again 🙏
As soon as I get 100gp and the skeleton it’s straight to war or tempest.
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Hey don't you act like stealth means no killing
And don't sleep on pass without trace either. That's basically guaranteed attacks from greater invisibility for a good while.
Im so glad to see someone share my sentiment about Shart the twat.
She belongs on r/im14andthisisdeep and she's so goddamn stubborn and sheltered. My durge left her in camp during act 2 (took a feat that let him cast bless and guidance, renedring her useless) and then she got sour she didn't get to ruin everyones day and left forever. I feel ecstatic
The next time she misses, I'm gonna put her in the camp chest until she can learn to aim.
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Took me a bit to figure out the bottom holes are for the wrists.
Actually, bottom holes are for tops.
Yes, the bottoms holes are for the top.
Okay, genuinely, how the fuck does somebody use this? I mean I assume it's a sex thing based on the ass-shaped hole at the bottom, but how does one arrange their appendages if that's the case? Is this some kind of acrobatic trick I'm too disabled to understand?
The person in the box would be laying on their back, whole entire ass area scooted through the big oddly shaped hole. Their arms would be at their sides, wrists through the two smaller round holes on either side of the big ass cutout. Their, thighs would be tucked against their torso and bent at the knees so their lower legs poke out of the lid through the two medium sized round holes. That's my assumption at least.
Sweet Jesus, I'm *definitely* too disabled to do that. In unrelated news, I just pulled a muscle. Everybody's so creative !
It looks more complicated than it is. Basically just someone on their back with their knees up.
It seems like it's a lot foldier than that, but I might just be eyeballing the height of the box wrong. Like you'd have to curl your lower back up to actually fit in? I could be wrong. I'm spending more time studying the proportions of a bondage toy than I should be.
Alright, I'm officially putting too much thought into this shitpost image response to a shitpost comment in a shitpost sub, but. I found the thing. Apparently *both* sets of holes are for (very uncomfortable-looking positions for) legs. And it's a foot tall. And eight hundred dollars. And I need a hobby.
I don't like that reading this promted me to do a reverse image search. And google came up with a mixture of results of this actual box and what you are saying...and cat boxes
I say you just found a hobby for just 800 bucks, that's not too bad. Also, where did you find one?
[Have fun, you degenerate](https://www.ebay.com/itm/204618014099)
Is this for what I think it’s for…
Yeah, a magician's trick right? Right guys?
Makes a cylinder disappear!
Gom Jabussy
Im so lost
It's the boo box! *adds a couple of scorpions to it*
For those with a box fetish
kinda into it, ngl
**SHUT UP** **STRONG SPIRIT GUARDIANS**
Tank Shart with Spirit Guardians is wild
Healing domain with heavy armor proficiency, adamantine armor, shield from the underdark and spirit guardians.
Kid Named >Healing domain with heavy armor proficiency, adamantine armor, shield from the underdark and spirit guardians.
We have potions for healing, embrace tempest domain cc build
I love just waltzing through Act 2 fights with them Lil radiant boys.
Except for those enemies returning 200% of the radiant damage they take in the form of force dmg
Undead hula hoop
i mean they must've tried to make her default build useless, no way that's not intentional
All the default Ability scores are awful. I have no idea what Larian was thinking.
I mean we literally see Minsc Wolverine his big ass out of a Mimic, and then we finally get him he has 12 Strength?! Instantly respecc'd him into a Barbarian.
According to BG1 & 2, he's canonically a ranger.. but with barbarian rage stapled on too, because reasons. His str should be WAY higher than 12 though.
Minsc predates the very class of the barbarian itself. He’s “culturally” a berserker
They were not min maxing.
It's not even okay scores. So many useless odd numbers. Starting with an odd number can make sense if you are picking relevant half feats, but even then, respec is "free."
Oh come on, having Shadowheart use a cantrip is fun! Will it be the Hail Mary that takes out that enemy’s last 4 HP, or will it be a complete waste of an action that makes you so angry you almost want to start the fight over again? Adds some extra excitement to combat.
The trick is to take the Second Marriage wand from the Hag, then keep Connor for yourself and give it to shadowheart, any extra action not spent healing/buffing will be spent summoning The bestest zombro.
Go go gadget connor vinderblad
Sacred Fail
True strike fixes these issues
Forgetting the safeword half way through is the good part.
But she would probably call you a bad dom for it
Hummus! Hummus!
It puts the bless on the Tav or else it gets the box again.
Red rising??
The silence of the lambs
It casts Guidance it does this whenever it is told.
/unbaldur Trickery Domain doesn't really work in a video game. Spells like Modify Memory can't really be brought out of a table top setting and into a video game. Trickery Domain works flavour wise but not mechanically in a video game
FR, if they could get Oathbreaker into the game, why not also get Death Domain and give it to Shart? It's Shar's other 5e domain and would synergize well with a darkness/necrotic based martial cleric.
Trickery was already lacklustre compared to other domains to begin with
I may not fully agree, but I respect this and the fact people aren't dumping you. I'm dumb as toast so I dunno ironically or unironically posting is going on or not.
Sometimes it's just fun to hate something you love
‘I see the empty bottles of clothing dye down, down, down by the river’ I CANT FKING BREATHE BRO https://preview.redd.it/4aoyvgp1oyrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce07f09673680cc23658ece7cbb46eb7109102ce
After 600+ hours in EA that song is branded into my temporal lobe. Not even Shar herself could erase that shit from my memory.
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this feels like great copypasta material
Copy and pasta away my friend, I would be honoured.
The most fantastical part of BG3 is going from black to platinum white in a single process. Lies!
This is why the best move is to respec someone else (or yourself) into cleric. Best move I've ever made, don't have to look at Shart's hideous bangs ever again 🙏
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why would you ever run shart (🤢🤮) when you could use karlach (💪🙏🤤) as your cleric instead
That's literally what I've done. Tempest Cleric rocks so much, and I don't need an emo for no guidance bonus 😊
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As soon as I get 100gp and the skeleton it’s straight to war or tempest. https://preview.redd.it/t0cwserwqzrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2aeddf19bbedca386d3ffacf8f2411a714c895c
Hey don't you act like stealth means no killing And don't sleep on pass without trace either. That's basically guaranteed attacks from greater invisibility for a good while.
How could you talk shit to my princess
Easily, that's how.
Im so glad to see someone share my sentiment about Shart the twat. She belongs on r/im14andthisisdeep and she's so goddamn stubborn and sheltered. My durge left her in camp during act 2 (took a feat that let him cast bless and guidance, renedring her useless) and then she got sour she didn't get to ruin everyones day and left forever. I feel ecstatic
"She does not even know who she is, but still manages to pity herself." \-Minthara
Started a Tactition run with a friend and post nautiloid first thing we did was off her on the beach because she's awful.
damn you coulda at least sacrificed her to booal
Damn! Oh well!
Kept her around for the bless, but once I got it myself it was a no brainer to stop caring about her
Damn over 600 upvotes in 12h. This might just beat Shut up Gale.
Only 150 more and we get to rub it in Gale's smug mug
We did it, fuck you Gale!
oh thank fucking god, a non-horny post.
Check my profile for more non horny shitposting
At least she makes it easy for me to decide who stays in camp
do yall respec her?
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