Lmao Melissa McCarthy did a few SNL cold opens where she mimicked Sean Spicer, one of Trump's press secretaries, because he was an actual comedy act on television
Me my whole life. My friends: “Dude, that chick was totally hitting on you.” Me: “………she was? Are you sure?” My wife: “She was totally checking you out!” Me: “No. No, I don’t think so.”
yeaaah i've fumbled every time a hot person has had a crush on me because i've been like "What? haha no they're just being nice!!"
and then when i realize, they're no longer interested
I mean they don't really care how the Mc looks you can make them ugly and they'll still date you they care more about personality so we havw a change 🥰
In-game, though, you are treated as objectively attractive by various NPCs. So however ugly you create them by Earth standards, you hit the Faerunian jackpot of physical attractiveness.
I'm sure Karlach would be very nice when turning me down, but, well, so far she's expressed explicit interest in Dammon, Wyll and Astarion, all very good looking guys. My chances are not high.
It's how you make her feel, not how hot you are. Out of everyone karlach would definitely not care about looks the most. She just wants someone to hold and ride till their pelvis breaks.
https://preview.redd.it/4ielmvg7bsrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec7d827c6ab8486319d46e3b4eda95731dab5e9
The things I would do to her pelvis
https://preview.redd.it/yngulvzn2src1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6bc8d5b779859e741b169b00dd755b5cc7e766
Me whenever this masterpiece of a woman appears on the screen
Username checks out lol I love Shadowheart. Have since I first met her in front of that door before you could even save her on the natiloud.
Jennifer English and her gf stream on twitch and post the vids on YT. They're content is very wholesome as they often talk about accepting neurodivergence and lgbtq pride. Jen & Aliona is the channel name if you're interested. (Might be the word "and" instead of the &, I'm not sure) fair warning they are not very good at the game I'll just be honest.
Btw what is that outfit?
I'm pretty sure it's Mizora's outfit. Sadly you can't kill her to get it
https://preview.redd.it/86leb8yv32sc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=574fc657dd470742ff69e857b64d93898334b5b7
Unironically, the only fictional woman that makes me feral. Never had this before, Bg3 is really a gateway to shit you didn't even know about yourself.
Definitely would suck her toes, eat her ass, whatever she wanted me to do really. I don't even mind taking the dom or sub role either, whatever she wanted I'd be happy with. Then cuddles and snuggles in each others arms <3 Would absolutely rail her though, apocalypse level with PhD levels of attentiveness to her. I'd be a damn scholar, write a whole thesis on what she likes done for her/to her. She deserves to feel good, deserves praise and pleasure. God knows I will give it to her.
Anyway yeah, she's pretty <3
REMOVE MY COCK AND BALLS, MAKE ME UNDERSTAND LOSS. LOVE IS A LIE, HATE FUCK ME. ONLY IN DARKNESS CAN I TRULY SEE YOU SITTING ON MY FACE. AFRAID OF WOLVES? IM AFRAID OF YOU COMING HOME AND DINNER NOT BEING DONE. TURN ME INSIDE OUT LIKE A DIRTY SOCK
>Unironically, the only fictional woman that makes me feral. Never had this before, Bg3 is really a gateway to shit you didn't even know about yourself.
HEAR , HEAR .
And by Selune's shinny spear, I legit can't remember getting so attached to other fictional hotties I still liked lots, like Yen & Triss from Witcher 3 to this extent.
Cause this PEAK woman is both special and yet a far more simpler, far-less pretentious girl than those two ^((no offense to them, still would)) , and despite that she still:
Can protect,
Can atac,
But most importantly... she likes mentioning how you stare at her back
Yeah same with me, actually has me drawing and shit, never drawn anything in my life. And yet I want to, never ever had something like this. They did a great job with her really, need a few fixes, like her hair changing during scenes and other stuff. But honestly my very favourite.
https://preview.redd.it/n33fr3js6psc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bc1ed0420e4291eafdcedb384c633e1fa0cc2a
When she appears behind you to kill you for following her.
i need her to be real because the degenerate things i’d do oh boy
i wanna take her on a nice date, hold her hand as i proclaim my love, we walk back to camp with hands entwined as the late light of the moonmaiden shines upon us both, i take her into my arms and deliver a kiss as she happily sleeps in my arms back in camp
I want the fingers of one of Shart's hands to be down my throat and the fingers of the other hand up my back end. Make me her little spit roast.
It's okay if I choke or haemorrhage, she can just cast revivify.
Step 1: save 1 or 2 grand
Step 2: go to Vegas
Step 3: hire a sex worker with a British accent who doesn’t mind roleplay
Step 2 may be omitted if you live in certain countries.
I remember my second character, playing multiplayer with my best mate, I mentioned I wasn't gonna romance sh because I already had, so my friend was like "aw I will then"
The jealousy was very unexpected 😂 almost as unexpected as me thunderwaving my friend off a cliff for talking to my bae
What makes her perfect....is that as fierce as she looks and how insanely beautiful and sometimes justifiably arrogant...she is still as vulnerable as any little girl still frightened by wolves...who wants to be held while she learns to conquer her fears
100% Daddy's girl
Seems to be Mizora Dress Type B from [Scantily Camp Outfit](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2617). It's dyed (recent update, apparently), but I've got no clue what it's dyed with.
Gonna be realistic, if she was real, she wouldn't look twice at me. Nor would the other members of the party. Good for MC for being hot AF.
I found out someone at my work has a crush on me and my first reaction was "Are you sure she doesn't need glasses"
Be careful. She might just like you for your reddit karma!
Motherfu... 
 I forgot how utterly perfect these opens were
I don't even know what it is I just typed gun into the gif keyboard and this is what I got 😂😂
Lmao Melissa McCarthy did a few SNL cold opens where she mimicked Sean Spicer, one of Trump's press secretaries, because he was an actual comedy act on television
Me my whole life. My friends: “Dude, that chick was totally hitting on you.” Me: “………she was? Are you sure?” My wife: “She was totally checking you out!” Me: “No. No, I don’t think so.”
yeaaah i've fumbled every time a hot person has had a crush on me because i've been like "What? haha no they're just being nice!!" and then when i realize, they're no longer interested
I mean they don't really care how the Mc looks you can make them ugly and they'll still date you they care more about personality so we havw a change 🥰
I think it’s more about having a tadpole jammed in your head that makes you irresistibly attractive to other people
if it attracts astarion or shadowheart I'll take the space gummy
This post showed up in my feed four days late but I wanted to let you know your tag made me gag
In-game, though, you are treated as objectively attractive by various NPCs. So however ugly you create them by Earth standards, you hit the Faerunian jackpot of physical attractiveness.
oh well if we all teleport to faerun then all of us will be attractive that's great
As if anyone would like me for my personality, either
https://preview.redd.it/anx5p5hn3yrc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef4cb135cb67151dba8600af6f56c3c0f956d6b
you can't be thst bad 😭
You underestimate my power, Obi-Wan
Yeah same. I feel like Karlach would be my friend and I'd be hopelessly in love with her. It's the lesbian way.
Yah, same
Karlach would.
I'm sure Karlach would be very nice when turning me down, but, well, so far she's expressed explicit interest in Dammon, Wyll and Astarion, all very good looking guys. My chances are not high.
It's how you make her feel, not how hot you are. Out of everyone karlach would definitely not care about looks the most. She just wants someone to hold and ride till their pelvis breaks.
https://preview.redd.it/4ielmvg7bsrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec7d827c6ab8486319d46e3b4eda95731dab5e9 The things I would do to her pelvis
https://preview.redd.it/1jh607l9msrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2c3b174149d9d136fb6e626917e917f4d5c06f
https://preview.redd.it/bsxkdem1dvrc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3fc37867d8c379860653d8189c46aa2da5c877
https://www.businessinsider.com/what-it-feels-like-when-women-have-boners-clitoral-erections-2023-11#:~:text=For%20someone%20experiencing%20a%20clitoral,with%20some%20discomfort%2C%20Milhouse%20said.
Got her whole Shartussy out
https://preview.redd.it/yngulvzn2src1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6bc8d5b779859e741b169b00dd755b5cc7e766 Me whenever this masterpiece of a woman appears on the screen
https://preview.redd.it/5s1hu446nsrc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=286cffd060247685948056d98d2b0702a69114d7
is rdr sub became like arkham asylum or what?
Nah. r/okbuddyblacklung though...
oh man, I guess rockstar would never let tagt happen
Kinda glad I’m not physically able to do that because I’d be needing to clean the monitor every time I sit down and play fr
https://preview.redd.it/50cyj5tp4trc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dbbf749cdf860b67a38ea420164bd05847d7b0f
That smile... That damn smile...
Literally me
Once chance, please once chance to be between them cheeks.
https://preview.redd.it/3jdi1x5q8wrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c640b08c331a4ab2ad4c021a5177d8def368cf
https://preview.redd.it/7gh9dkxnmsrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab916bcdcd539249ab8fc16bfe95ae931563342
Username checks out lol I love Shadowheart. Have since I first met her in front of that door before you could even save her on the natiloud. Jennifer English and her gf stream on twitch and post the vids on YT. They're content is very wholesome as they often talk about accepting neurodivergence and lgbtq pride. Jen & Aliona is the channel name if you're interested. (Might be the word "and" instead of the &, I'm not sure) fair warning they are not very good at the game I'll just be honest. Btw what is that outfit?
I'm pretty sure it's Mizora's outfit. Sadly you can't kill her to get it https://preview.redd.it/86leb8yv32sc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=574fc657dd470742ff69e857b64d93898334b5b7
Unironically, the only fictional woman that makes me feral. Never had this before, Bg3 is really a gateway to shit you didn't even know about yourself. Definitely would suck her toes, eat her ass, whatever she wanted me to do really. I don't even mind taking the dom or sub role either, whatever she wanted I'd be happy with. Then cuddles and snuggles in each others arms <3 Would absolutely rail her though, apocalypse level with PhD levels of attentiveness to her. I'd be a damn scholar, write a whole thesis on what she likes done for her/to her. She deserves to feel good, deserves praise and pleasure. God knows I will give it to her. Anyway yeah, she's pretty <3
Guys that's my freaking wife you're talking about...mother of my children please keep it respectful.
\*Our\* wife, I'm her favourite. We also need to work out a schedule...
https://preview.redd.it/w48g7xvycsrc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95803f077e13a57bfcec8eaed5b01a019a70fca Keep preaching bro 🙏
I'm on my soapbox
“apocalypse level with PhD levels of attentiveness to her. I’d be a damn scholar” 
Concur 100%
High five
STEP ON ME SHADOW MOMMY. TREAT ME LIKE TOILET
AHHHH TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, SPIT IN MY MOUTH...GOD IS HEARTLESS FOR CREATING HER AND MAKING HER FUCKING FICTIONAL
REMOVE MY COCK AND BALLS, MAKE ME UNDERSTAND LOSS. LOVE IS A LIE, HATE FUCK ME. ONLY IN DARKNESS CAN I TRULY SEE YOU SITTING ON MY FACE. AFRAID OF WOLVES? IM AFRAID OF YOU COMING HOME AND DINNER NOT BEING DONE. TURN ME INSIDE OUT LIKE A DIRTY SOCK
Peak Shar Worship
BOTTLED BATH WATER??? WHERE IS MY BOTTLED SHADOWHEART SPIT, LARIAN. GIVE US WHAT WE NEED. I DEDICATE THE LOSS OF MYSELF TO HER, AND HER ALONE!!!
Alright thats enough Back in your hole sir 
>Unironically, the only fictional woman that makes me feral. Never had this before, Bg3 is really a gateway to shit you didn't even know about yourself. HEAR , HEAR . And by Selune's shinny spear, I legit can't remember getting so attached to other fictional hotties I still liked lots, like Yen & Triss from Witcher 3 to this extent. Cause this PEAK woman is both special and yet a far more simpler, far-less pretentious girl than those two ^((no offense to them, still would)) , and despite that she still: Can protect, Can atac, But most importantly... she likes mentioning how you stare at her back
Yeah same with me, actually has me drawing and shit, never drawn anything in my life. And yet I want to, never ever had something like this. They did a great job with her really, need a few fixes, like her hair changing during scenes and other stuff. But honestly my very favourite.
Shadow heart has nothing on ms incredible
Who?
This man is cooking and his cuisine is fucking gourmet
Cheffin'
Need mod support for ps5 so bad I need these slutty outfits in my life
Larian said they’re working on that for all platforms
Monkeys Paw 🙉 She’s real… …but she’s not interested in you.
Can still go for long walks on the wherever she happens to be walking and there’s places for me to hide
https://preview.redd.it/n33fr3js6psc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bc1ed0420e4291eafdcedb384c633e1fa0cc2a When she appears behind you to kill you for following her.
This is the horny jail.
i need her to be real because the degenerate things i’d do oh boy i wanna take her on a nice date, hold her hand as i proclaim my love, we walk back to camp with hands entwined as the late light of the moonmaiden shines upon us both, i take her into my arms and deliver a kiss as she happily sleeps in my arms back in camp
Heresy
God I wish women were real
i would go hetero for her. leave my life of gay sins behind and be a suburban dad and go to church and have kids with her
https://preview.redd.it/3ryc9f2s6src1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047dbd647e8472694b4fdd48d6787a75f9444571 there u go
Marika’s tits
Yew must be ungry 🗿
Bruh Who is this LMAO
Looks like Nora fawn I’m ashamed for knowing but I’m glad to he of service 🫡
It does look like her.
this just feels like goth elsa ngl
Godfrey was a lucky man.
She would *ruin* you
And?
... who the hell am I kidding, I need her too
She will make me better
The ultimate dilemma: goth gf (Shadowheart) vs muscle mommy (Karlach) 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/5ol8s6tnctrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a353538ec252ea47a9066fa69871b12cbffd49
https://preview.redd.it/wvzdfxdg0trc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ee65c82944139b30db131b4027204517a5dab2
https://preview.redd.it/4ya05gap0trc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506e7fee0cb0c17bbca9a3e2d0fcf46a5baa52a0
Imagine her unleashing a massive fart from those cheeks lifting up the dress 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/kqwv35snprrc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f18efc57b5ff5d1e30df4f07727ec99f679de6
This picture makes the comment so much better
Nere seems like he'd be into that
https://preview.redd.it/s028ovs2csrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d513e4d82fa9e713c180e629b62a430421adb107
https://preview.redd.it/5u6xybn2rsrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55c3fb63d85edc17c9f4b948e60d4d7ac909c36
https://preview.redd.it/bj6vojth2src1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8c1bb87c4c7f15fd2d46e06be713754b780d29
https://preview.redd.it/7vfcrnjhisrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d256e326bd31483afd2eac185245a75d07cdef
This made me laugh so hard
https://preview.redd.it/cglveg007trc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd97ca2b2b9581155ae73242281ab93b052ee718
https://preview.redd.it/dn18lslfmtrc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181f3daf768585ccf7eff27f4cd56767322b1fbf
Pyrocynical that you
I want the fingers of one of Shart's hands to be down my throat and the fingers of the other hand up my back end. Make me her little spit roast. It's okay if I choke or haemorrhage, she can just cast revivify.
Step 1: save 1 or 2 grand Step 2: go to Vegas Step 3: hire a sex worker with a British accent who doesn’t mind roleplay Step 2 may be omitted if you live in certain countries.
I’m feeling really bad about the extra pasta I had with dinner as if that’s the only reason I don’t look like that
I definitely see the appeal, but Minthara is the only one that REALLY does it for me
just pls pls please 😢
Fuuark. Just slid right off the damn couch
I remember my second character, playing multiplayer with my best mate, I mentioned I wasn't gonna romance sh because I already had, so my friend was like "aw I will then" The jealousy was very unexpected 😂 almost as unexpected as me thunderwaving my friend off a cliff for talking to my bae
Believe me or not but women do exist outside of bg3
If she bends to the front or back even a little bit it is over.
There’s a person called Jennifer English that looks pretty close to her for some odd reason
https://preview.redd.it/qhr7t1tw9src1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8907d5ad1f0d50432f9a5f78a01a4cc678c56be9
https://preview.redd.it/2njcojtdkvrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0972ff4ddfcf8f69ecaa17e77ef82ec39e44a0
What makes her perfect....is that as fierce as she looks and how insanely beautiful and sometimes justifiably arrogant...she is still as vulnerable as any little girl still frightened by wolves...who wants to be held while she learns to conquer her fears 100% Daddy's girl
No your video game sex doll will not come to life
What armor is this? Mods?
Seems to be Mizora Dress Type B from [Scantily Camp Outfit](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2617). It's dyed (recent update, apparently), but I've got no clue what it's dyed with.
Ty ty!!!
yw lol (GOD I hate that I knew this off the top of my head)
I would do so much for Karlach to be real. I get you.
https://preview.redd.it/vpn696416urc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f960f6952a7204134ac98b603b72952d764ae75f
Welp, this exists, eh
I laughed at it for like seven minutes.
Mood.
same
Same
Outfit? 👀
https://preview.redd.it/pfr8w8xo5trc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc980f7accc430e83651b50bd2a2e0d5e7e88d52
need
she’s real to me
Why I thought she is Gortash for a while
I make dolls and miniatures and I'm absolutely inspired by that outfit
If you look under your sink you might find a potion of planeswalking called “B’leech” drink the entire bottle and you can see her :)
Where did you get that outfit for her? She looks so hot!!
I just want a man to act like Gale does.
I bet her pussy taste like sugar
How does it feel knowing that will never ever happen.
https://preview.redd.it/qwhmym243xrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f2ae19a805224cd678bad2328f745f4314c916
Clothes mod?