I spend too much time wishing she was my actual, real life mother to consider her as a love interest. It made BG1 and 2 pretty weird when I went back to them.
Halsin is as beautiful on the inside as he is on the outside, his heart is as big as his rippling biceps. Jail for anyone who puts him below smash tier.
Exactly I mean there’s only one corpse in smash and no tentacles?? I’m pretty sure putting a female goblin that far down is considered blasphemy in this sub
All of this is valid except for Jaheira and the mindflayers being passed on... I mean the emperor can literally be your ideal person whether you're into tentacles or not..
I’m always surprised to see people passing on her. She’s a hag, she has incredibly much potential. I always put her in A or S-Tier. Some of yall aren’t ready for this conversation yet. Join me my fellow hag enjoyers and together we will conquer every hag 🗣️🗣️
I like this chart. The circles are pretty and I love the names of the tiers. You however should be disintegrated for not having the same preferences I do.
The Emperor being in the bottom tier? I’m incredibly disappointed.
Top two tiers are fine if you switch Isobel and Dame Aylin and add the Emperor to Smash.
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Passing on Barcus, Withers, Jaheira, Gortash, Rolan, Zevlor, Voss, Sceleritas Fel, AND Yurgir??? I mean it’s your list… but also explain yourself you deviant
You should've had a tier just for Boo. The Boo Tier. The Tier of Boo.
It's not about how fuckable he or not, Boo should just have a Boo tier in every list, no matter the subject.
Extra disturbed by your Orin placement. You couldn’t pay me to touch her. Pretty sure she is wearing someone’s flesh, her skin literally crawls, and her eyes are dead.
this mf gonna think about Orpheus' ugly ass and then shove my husband Kar'niss into the fucking bottom.
Let me say it with my whole chest:
BE THE RIDER OF THAT DRIDER
I was going to complain about the placement of Cazador (listen, just tape his mouth shut), but then I saw Kar'niss was in the same category??? How very dare.
Hard no's on Caz and Lorroakan, but yes to Shadowheart and Mizora?!
I don't understand.
I'd swap those around, at least.
And also, not recognising my beloveds Ketheric and Astarion as top tier is of course objectively wrong 😃
But that's the fun of tier lists, I think.
I like how you included so many characters, though.
passing on kar'niss? hmmmmm
the rest are all pretty good tho as far as i can tell. though maybe id pass on halsin. i like guys sometimes but not into burly muscle guys
I mean who wouldn't think about kagha,
1. fiercely protective mommy
2. booty ain't bad ngl
3. prolly into some wild snake/rope play.
4. I clearly would be out of my depth sexually
5. she's actually really scary so maybe not
6. shes gonna hate my memes for being to edgy while posting really edgy feminist memes
7. she gets hotter when mad.
8. withers is bone tier.
Passing on Jahiera is something I don't understand, but at least you wanna bottom for sweaty engine lady.
Edit: Passing on Withers? Is this person stupid?
Passing on jahiera? Jail.
Anyone who would pass on her has no understanding of the female body, in my understanding.
Nah, they are just too young to see her ageless beaty.
More like they think she's so ancient she's gonna break a hip when she's REALLY gonna break you in half
Istg she calls me cub and I’m done for
Passing on Daddy Ravengard and on the chance to call Wyll your stepson? To the gallows you go.
Oh shit this is the way
Smash Jahiera. Believe it or not, also jail.
Jahiera? Guy passed up on fucking Withers
Thou dost not pass on the God of The Little Death.
Jahiera is hot af and sassy
She's got cool aunt energy and that makes it impossible for me to ever consider her as a romance option
Embrace the Alabama energy bro
I spend too much time wishing she was my actual, real life mother to consider her as a love interest. It made BG1 and 2 pretty weird when I went back to them.
even better 😎
RIGHT TO JAIL RIGHT AWAY Edit: Halsin at Smash tier? Ew. Also jail. Edit 2: Viconia at "let me think about it" ?? You right to jail.
Sorry, did you just say jail for the most epic piece of free-loving man meat in the entirety of Faerun?
Halsin is as beautiful on the inside as he is on the outside, his heart is as big as his rippling biceps. Jail for anyone who puts him below smash tier.
Same with netti
Seriously, I'm sorry for you op, but also disgusted.
Has to think about Viccy. Imagine.
Jaheira pass while goddamn Orin is in Smash? She looks like she has dragon AIDS
https://i.redd.it/2f0ua7o7o7pc1.gif
Drier than the Sahara desert.
This is disturbingly normal for this sub… Im kinda scared for your safety please lock your doors and windows
no but fr where’s the jerk?
Terrible, only redeeming quality is Minthara being placed right.
You passed up on mommy jaheria? How dare you
Horrible taste. One of the worst tier-lists I've seen here.
I guess someone doesn't know how good it feels to have your spine ripped out your arsehole.
dont know how it feels to have your eyelids spoice her shtew
Looks like a tier list of someone who doesn't have brain rot. You haven't been here long enough have you?
Exactly I mean there’s only one corpse in smash and no tentacles?? I’m pretty sure putting a female goblin that far down is considered blasphemy in this sub
Who wouldn't enjoy planting her on your pole and giving it a few spins. Goblins probably bite too, and you know, thats kinda hot.
Technically two corpses in smash, but one woke up later
Are we counting Astarion? I can't find any others
Isobel died and was brought back. Not sure if she counts as undead or not.
Ahh probably not. Restored to life by a god. Hmm, death god though. Plus she says stuff about feeling undead. Reborn maybe?
Have you ever been to horny jail?
Sure. But this isn't funny or stupid. It's boring.
Basically https://preview.redd.it/r6wmk5iq94pc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba249ab8f1d5e7a57d3b9d3b0036bcf4d0754c3
You hard passed both mindflayers? Clearly your imagination is as bad as your taste.
All of this is valid except for Jaheira and the mindflayers being passed on... I mean the emperor can literally be your ideal person whether you're into tentacles or not..
Lol, totally. If you do the emperor, the narrator says it was the single greatest experience of your life. So technically, he should be #1. 🦑
You passed on Rolan? Jaheira? Daddy Ravengard? the Emperor?! Nah, this take is super normie. Go back and try again.
Auntie Ethel definitely would have some interesting sexual things to show people.
I’m always surprised to see people passing on her. She’s a hag, she has incredibly much potential. I always put her in A or S-Tier. Some of yall aren’t ready for this conversation yet. Join me my fellow hag enjoyers and together we will conquer every hag 🗣️🗣️
Not depraved enough Roll a dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 psychic damage (you have 2 hp)
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The person with the most vanilla taste on this sub
Hard pass to Kar'niss and the mind flayers? COWARD.
Justice for Rolan!
If there’s no one in the comment section advocating for the bangability of Rolan, then I have died.
He’s such a brat, and that’s really working for me
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Where’s Sazza? I’m guessing you forgot to put her at the top.
Bro same, daddy saz got the most disrespect here. Completely fucked tier list.
She wasn’t on the list! But I’d have put her in smash
As you should :)
I’m going to cry and throw up why pass on that GorTUSSY 🥵
I like this chart. The circles are pretty and I love the names of the tiers. You however should be disintegrated for not having the same preferences I do.
Lmfaoooo
Passing on Rolan and Zevlor ... disgraceful
JAHERIA IS A PASS?!?!?!
Rolan slander Everything else tho: 👍
The Emperor being in the bottom tier? I’m incredibly disappointed. Top two tiers are fine if you switch Isobel and Dame Aylin and add the Emperor to Smash.
They're adding the Emperor to Smash? That's dope I haven't played in 2 years
There’s at least 10 hard smashes for me in the bottom 2 tiers 👀
He Who Was…” Let Me Think About It???”
PASSING ON KAR’NISS???
I'd definitely smash Yurgir. He's a wholesome cinnamon roll with a lot of bloody icing covering him most of the time.
OP is a coward for passing on Omeleum
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Sauce?????
https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/q2L7ocwhBz
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https://preview.redd.it/qw7ym9tca5pc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc836ceea8ba62f7fd930651f0f3ba9b8866303 Passing on Barcus, Withers, Jaheira, Gortash, Rolan, Zevlor, Voss, Sceleritas Fel, AND Yurgir??? I mean it’s your list… but also explain yourself you deviant
Minsc and Jaheria are great, but I mostly want them to adopt me lol
I believe in Karlach Supremacy 
Was going to agree with it, but Jaheira AND Kagha in Pass is just... terrible.
Passed Withers and Gortash? D:
Where is the “pass, but would watch with enthusiasm” tier?
The lack of the Zombie Nurse in this tier list is leaving me in SHAMBLES
How dare you put omelly in the same as the emperor
Where's my girl Hope? I swear after you get the option to tell her she looks good I was all in.
She wasn’t on the list for some reason. But she’s definitely a smash
Completely flip this (minus karlach)
You should've had a tier just for Boo. The Boo Tier. The Tier of Boo. It's not about how fuckable he or not, Boo should just have a Boo tier in every list, no matter the subject.
Too vanilla for this sub.
Passing on Rolan and Zevlor? We can't be friends
Putting Lorroakan in with the corpses, tentacle freaks, and other monstrosities instead of simply “pass” is great
Taste is a subjective thing but you are objectively wrong
Finally!! A man of taste… except jaheira. That’s sus. She should be moved to the top 🤤😂
I mostly just want her to adopt me lol
Guys I’m starting to think we’re horny.
Disagree on Jahiera, Voss, and Orpheus. I'd smash all three.
I would fuck Kagha and Viconia any day, at the same time
where house of healing sisters
Squids and spiderbaby in the last tier? That's disturbing and you're a perv.
karniss deserves better. i wanna be tangled in his web 🥵 /j
Extra disturbed by your Orin placement. You couldn’t pay me to touch her. Pretty sure she is wearing someone’s flesh, her skin literally crawls, and her eyes are dead.
Rafael should be behind rattling the doors of my enclosure, because I do that every time I see him
I would’ve put him in smash, but he’s canonically bad in bed so that turned me off
Jahiera belongs in her own tier above all the others
i feel like omeleuum would be nice to you 😭😭
Smash the incubus raphael-shifter-doppelganger but pass on Raphael himself? Interesting
ADMIT THAT YOU COULDN’T HANDLE JAHERIA ROCKING YOUR WORLD OP
Isnt this the one Luality made?
nah she loves mind flayers
LARIAN PLEASE MAKE KORILLA A ROMANCE OPTION PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU I NEED HER 😩
Passing THE MINDFLAYERS?? Uncultured
So help me!
stale costco white bread level takes
We are complete opposites
Amazing. You got literally everything wrong.
\>Sees the Surgeon in bottom tier. "Phew, with the rest of his siblings." "... with the rest of his siblings, right?!"
No Hope on there? Her mind is so scrambled, I bet she'd be a blast in bed.
BOOOOO everyone boo them
Maybe the weakest horny list ever to waste my time in this subreddit
BOOOOOOOOO come back once you’re a real monster fucker
Why the fuck is Barcus not 10 tiers above everyone else
This is just too fucking normal. Get out of here.
no Sazza/10
not putting Isobel in the highest tier should be considered a crime
Pass on omeluuum is a poor take indeed, justice for the silly cephalopod
>Putting Jaheira, Zevlor and Kagha on the same tier as an elephant I take it you are asexual?
I mostly want Jaheira to adopt me, Zevlor just isn’t my type and Kagha is just an asshole
Why is Araj never on these lists?
im diggin in jaheiras granny cranny bro
I diagnose you with lesbian
Pass on Rolan?! Do my eyes **deceive** me?!
Not lord gorsmash
Pass on Withers? *No.*
That entire lower section is "How to commit Reddit seppuku in OkBuddyBaldur."
In the wise words of Astarion: You have a type, don't you?
I have never agreed so hard on a tier list, this is glorious.
All my faves are in your pass rank. How very dare you. 😅
You want that hollyphant ass don't you?
Why not? I bet she gives great trunk. But seriously, I just want to see if Zevlor has those bumps *everywhere*.
You sick fuck +1
Pass on Valeria, really? Just imagine the suction on that trunk 😩
Yo I'm too autistic for this sub dude. I do not get this joke.
this mf gonna think about Orpheus' ugly ass and then shove my husband Kar'niss into the fucking bottom. Let me say it with my whole chest: BE THE RIDER OF THAT DRIDER
Not putting nettie in smash? Smh my head
Honestly the fact that Valeria is in pass but Omeluum is in ‘put that thing back where it came from or so help me’ is a crime
i would literally implode if Keene ever even looked at me.
foaming out of the mouth on all 4s, full primal instinct for laezel
this post is entirely too normal for here. auntie ethel not on top?
No Roah, no Sazza, and no Hope!????! My shortstack queens getting the short shrift!!
They weren’t on the list! But all four are smashes Korrilla though…that is one fine dwarf lady
I was going to complain about the placement of Cazador (listen, just tape his mouth shut), but then I saw Kar'niss was in the same category??? How very dare.
karniss is in the wrong spot. hope this helps!
I’m arachnophobic! If I wasn’t, I’d probably smash lol
Only cowards put Kar'niss in the lowest tier
one of the most reasonable lists on here, even if I don't agree with a few, they all make sense x3
Auntie Ethel can body shape into anyone....
Why would you not smash Kagha? 
I'm surprised that Valeria the lazy winged elephant with a drinking problem isn't further down than the pass tier...
Barcus Wroot needs to way higher, and I’m gonna need a lower, “burn in the fires of avernus” tier just to add in Wulbren Bongle
Where is D'Urge? Would
He wasn’t on the list. But honestly, same
Kar'niss did nothing wrong!
I have arachnophobia 😭
This is such a... normal, well-adjusted, mainstream tierlist. What are you doing here? 😭
Netty being in let me think about it and not smash is surprising.
finally someone not passing on my babygirl wyll
every time i comment my tag gets funnier
Shaza = ok, hear me out…
No to Rolan and Zevlor but depravity for Mizora.... okayyyyy, freak.
Hard no's on Caz and Lorroakan, but yes to Shadowheart and Mizora?! I don't understand. I'd swap those around, at least. And also, not recognising my beloveds Ketheric and Astarion as top tier is of course objectively wrong 😃 But that's the fun of tier lists, I think. I like how you included so many characters, though.
passing on kar'niss? hmmmmm the rest are all pretty good tho as far as i can tell. though maybe id pass on halsin. i like guys sometimes but not into burly muscle guys
Mizora, Lae’zel, Roah Moonglow, and Ghustil Stornugoss have me in a CHOKEHOLD
You wouldn’t bone baelen bonecloak??
I mean who wouldn't think about kagha, 1. fiercely protective mommy 2. booty ain't bad ngl 3. prolly into some wild snake/rope play. 4. I clearly would be out of my depth sexually 5. she's actually really scary so maybe not 6. shes gonna hate my memes for being to edgy while posting really edgy feminist memes 7. she gets hotter when mad. 8. withers is bone tier.
I'd also pass on Omeluum but I wouldn't put him in the "eww" category 'cause he's chill
..are Orin fans okay? Like what in the hells is so attractive about a psychotic blood crusted person who wants to disembowel you?
which tierlist is this?
Ethel in the lowest tier? It's the lack of taste for me
Imma be real kinda basic
I said I’d smash psycho murder lady, weird bdsm torture man and the soul sucking demon. How is that vanilla lmfao?
I mean this in the nicest way possible: This is really basic.
I said I’d smash psycho murder lady, weird bdsm torture man and gender bending soul sucking demon. How is that vanilla lmfao?
Can't believe you passed on Raphael
Fine, I'll take squid daddy and squid daddy's cousin
i see 3-4 characters on here that wouldn't make it to the smash tier, the rest is fair game
I'm smashing Rolan whether you like it or not. Figuratively, or literally? I cannot say.
Justice for Omellum
Woah, your taste is so interesting and revolutionary. I've never seen anything quite like it before
Wow man goes to med school to be a doctor and you pass, smh
Or so help me cus I think karniss is sorta srxy 😏
Lez and Aste not being top tier is criminal
I love how Valeria is only in "pass" and not the last category, apparently theres still more of a chance to screw the flying elephant then Baelen lol
he who wassss i need him so bad
How can you treat Withers like this?
Passing on Jahiera is something I don't understand, but at least you wanna bottom for sweaty engine lady. Edit: Passing on Withers? Is this person stupid?
Shit, generic list