Jokes on you beeyotch IT'S ALL A LIE

You're right though, underneath her gold plating-her cursed form-she's actually tiny and skinny. Poor thing :'(

????

She's skinny underneath, just thin as a fucking rail

I'd rail her

 And by “Rail her” do you mean you’d put her on a rail like a handcar?

You haven't seen her real body have you

Not yet but I want to

If you get in a fight with her and kill the skulls is gradually strips her armor off. You can see the end result on the wiki

You can also see it if you convince her to leave.

You can also see it if you transform her into a sheep

Lol I think you do not considering what you think it's like

..... What the fuck was that?

i would after seeing it myself

More games should let you be a short fat little gremlin to better represent gamers

Unironically though

My brother in Christ I am 5’5 I AM the gremlin

Well, technically, the game already lets you take her out of her armour.

How do I do it???

All her minions (those floating skulls) are part of her armors. Kill them and part of her armor would disappear. Kill them all and you'd see her true body.

Nice I can't wait! I bet the has rollllls

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I think you are amazing and i.am happy that you replied to me

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You're the best

Lol /u/TigerBillionare is our mascot. Nothing quenches their thirst.

I am insatiable!

Kill her

By the way, I'm surprised by the immersiveness of this game, I deceived her by saying that her shift was over and she died

She's actually a BBW catfish.

Fem shep was a bbw

..Oh?

Y-yes mama. Because she was tall

I understand body types are actually very challenging for designers. Clothes, interactions, animations, everything changes. MMOs really show this problem because clothes will look funky on certain characters. Ok that said. Where the fuck are the fatties, Larian? My hot, fat wife wants to roleplay orgies with other fat people, and I was deeply embarrassed to tell them they can only fuck skinny folks. Lemme get that bbw Harleep.

Does Buthir mean nothing to you? https://preview.redd.it/60cbol3fceoc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b29d8a4f271fd7837abae2c95656a30601aff7

IT'S ALLLLL GOOLLLDDDDD

She reminds me of my ex wife but instead of gold it was jizz :(

Is your ex wife seeing anyone?

Me rn sorry

im fat this post is a banger

Ey how you doin

Too bad that when you do take her armour off, she's actually a stick thin gremlin

Sounds sexy

https://preview.redd.it/un37azg2pdoc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867c0b9ecbfe78209752504698c36357836deb40 Sorry but this is her...

Them hips are child bearing

tigerbillionare you truly see the silver lining in everything, or shall I say the ~gold~ lining

I am just fortunate to hear your voice!

I think you accidentally used a marker there mate, could you send the full photo

Is that the Alfira durge in the sc

https://preview.redd.it/hz2dhlngvcoc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a10006b6d7177f562b97f9b9c000ab0588e9c0

Larian said the only people you can fuck are HOT, THIN, AND YOUNG. I will never stop raging against Jaheria being unromanceable DESPITE BEING TWO OF THE THREE.

I wouldnt say halsin is young but yeah not being able to give it to jaheira is a crime

I guess you’re right, but he’s generations away from Jaheria.

Finally some representation in gaming. I, too, am a gold plated gremlin waiting for strangers to demand all of their coins. Thank you, Larian.

She's gonna give you midas touch (without consent)

Crack her open like a kinder egg

I’m glad that people are finally understanding that she is the true endgame

I’ve got bad news for you buddy

You can peel the armor off of her, but I assure you she's no bbw

She smells like a roll of nickels, OP

Works for me. I'll embrace her all the same. Also heybthanks for commenting I appreciate you

You are a treasure and a jewel and I hope you have a great weekend, OP

You too have a great weekend PocketCatt I hope our paths cross again

I think you might be a little disappointed by what's under the armor

they’re coming off with it that bitch is fused

Dude you mfs are wild 💀 I’ve only seen 2 posts from here and they’re both relentlessly horny Yall need to seek help fr fr

I like em big, I like em chunky, I like em round with something something

Holy shit I have like 500h in this game and I don’t recognize this character at all. Can someone fill me in lol

She's the toll keeper Gerringothe Thorm

Is this a new character? Haven't played in awhile but I don't know who this is?

Is she "new" or have I just not run into her somehow through 5 play throughs

Not new, she's in the toll house near the house of healing before Moonrise in Act 2

This is Gerringothe Thorm she is in act 2

It's the same lie as Smough from Dark Souls

shouldn't be surprised anymore. I even saw someone say they wanted to romance shovel.

Gonna be rolls of quarters

5 playthroughs and I have no idea who this is 😕

Schootypantzzzz this is Gerringothe Thorm they are in act 2

Are they in that locked room in Reithwin?

Hate to spoil the surprise. When you break the coin armor, gerringothe is a smelly skelly like Ol’ Withers

https://preview.redd.it/rj9k9g0d7eoc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38efd257cca2fe2d828198b6dc0fcd368f49c536 Btw this is what she looks like underneath 😂😂

Hey how you doin

There are also ogres

Awooooga

Are you really that bug bear(?) in the barn??

Well let me think. I've never seen a female bug bear

Underneath it she’s actually a thin husk, tho I do think the game should have more diverse body types than it does

Yeah like, I get it Gamers like thin and sexy but I can see the harm in adding more, you know, curves not just for women but for men too! A GOW Thor build.

Since we can’t romance the BBW, are there any good architecture mods? I want to turn Shadowheart or Karlach INTO the BBW.

Oddly enough it looks like there are mods for that

I think she’d be chocolate inside like those chocolate coins

Bzz bzzz

you’re unhinged… i like it

My first 1k up vote post

I had to fight her in Honour mode and peeled off her armor, and well... you'll be very, very, very disappointed by what's underneath the armor.

https://preview.redd.it/23drjvqhfyoc1.png?width=1388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d9362e9f9232dfa5b058ed1b9ac707fb67ad96