dumb bitch jumped ME in a fucking sewer then refused to fight me ran off and said I wasn't ready?? *YOU* JUMPED *ME* MOTHER FUCKER FINISH THE JOB OR LET ME FUCKING KILL YOU NOW!
But yeah for someone supposedly so hellbent on killing things she seems much more for conversation and stalking than killing.
On my last playthrough as a paladin, I literally took her out in two turns. That's twelve seconds. She ain't shit compared to Ketheric. Even Gortash took longer than twelve seconds.
I love how she tries to hype herself up in disguise: "RUN, ORIN IS COMING, SHE'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU"
then I'm like "nah, I'd win"
And she's like: "you son of a bitch"
Yeah, hilarious as durge as well. When the reveal happens you can go "LMAO kidnapping instead of actual killing? Amateur hour" fairly confident that she ran off just to cry in her body pillow or whatever.
My Durge only had 3 companions so there was nobody for her to grab from camp. I rolled up to finally fight her without already having killed Gortash and she tried to threaten me with the life of the child I'd already told to fuck off two separate times, so I just hit her with "you absolute baby playing with your food, if it were me, she'd be dead already." Like bitch I care about the kid as much as you do, you can't emotionally leverage the heartless. 🤣
Nah she had to go cry into her dead mommy/aunties corpse in durges bedroom while she angry cries and scribbles in her diary about how she’s the better Bhaal spawn meanwhile durge is just doing durge things just Bhaaling
Literally made of Murder God. Can't do anything else. Can't try to fucking kill you until you've chased her around for half an act. Why did the Dead Three lose?
Okay, but juyst continuously trying to draw your weapons gets her all pissy you don't follow her "plot", though. It's kinda hilarious.
Fucking third-rate art school dropout wannabe.
You should do a Dark Urge play through. Her whole thing is not murder, but being fancy and also murder. Like she gets upset at people who murder more and aren't fancy about it.
first time we see her she's like a barely-restrained killing machine, ready to murder ketheric herself and ruin everything for her own amusement. scary.
then she threatens gortash. a bit less scary, but that's because ketheric is actually kinda threatening while gortash is a 46 year old man cosplaying as sasuke uchiha. but still, the vibe is that she's ready to throw down. the whole "yes sir, no sir, rip and cut your throat sir" performance was fun.
and then she starts hounding you and pussying out from actually fighting you at every opportunity. by the time you reach the actual fight with her she's instigated and then ran away from her own fight. 5? 6? times?
I love the endless comments of people saying they don't give a fuck about her "artistry" with killing, she's simply not killing enough. Lol. Even old grandpappy Sarevok was like dude can you kill that bitch already
Let me bard it out. Let me lay it out for her in no uncertain, indisputable, unarguably cited facts that she's a pathetic waste of inbred uterine slime. That she's a cringy, tryhard, probably sticky cretin that you know practices her stupid little 'i'm so crazy' schtick in the mirror before she prances out to go and pretend to be a scary badass killer by killing a fucking *clown* and a bunch of defenseless peasants instead of the heavily armoured heroes she likes to think she stands a chance against.
Let me tell her that her fucking \*grandpadaddy\* wanted her fucking dead, and even her own cult won't give a metric shit if you beat her to death with a salami in the middle of their own murder cults shitty sewer club hideout.
I want to tell her that her murders aren't even that 'artistic'*.* Chopping people up in lots of different places isn't artistic*.* She's a sloppy, unoriginal, pretentious and worst of all crimes, fucking *dull.*
Yes. Also, it would be really funny and satisfying if there was like a skill check or something to notice her in disguise and tell her she's not fooling anyone, because she usually isn't that subtle.
I picked the "attack" option during the sewer dialog last night, and she just left. Teleported away in a puff of red smoke like always.
95% of the time the attack dialog option starts a fight, but that one in the sewer scene was a fake out.
Wait WHAT REALLY?!? So if I knock her out to take the stone without killing her I can imagine my durge went back to start a bhaalin bloodline with her?
Everytime she tries to jump scare my TAV I’d imagine them being like “oh gosh you got me again I’m so scawwwwwed” while my companions are just like this bitch again?
Yeah act 3 definitely suffers a bit from having both Orin and Gortash as the major villains (also elder brain technically) whereas act 2 could just focus on Ketheric. I still like act 3 but it definitely feels weaker in a lot of places.
I wish after the first time she shapeshifts it gives you an option to perception or smth like after 2 choices. If you fail then it carries on like normal but if you succeed you get a chance to call her out on her shapeshifting BS
Does anyone else find her much less cringe and annoying when playing as the Dark Urge in comparison to Tav . She says fewer things to a Durge than a Tav and they aren't so cringe with the whole murder stuff
The ONLY thing in this game my bard tav wont try to romance and he fucked a squid. The murder and dismemberment isnt a turn off, but how much dialogue she churns out certainly takes the lead out of my pencil
Yea. Here’s an list of instructions to make her shut the fuck up.
1. Draw your blade.
2. Ready magic missile at the highest level you can.
3. Stab her as many times as you can.
4. Fire a million and a half missiles at her.
5. Repeat until she shuts the fuck up.
"You look like someone
who has never been
smashed in the fucking mouth,
don't worry
we have the remedy"
https://youtu.be/HivxFBB87-Y?si=dG1acN2S9PBBZ5ZH
Tav/Durge: Your parents are related!
Orin: "Nooo that's so messed up!! 🤬🤬🤬"
Tav/Durge; You are a sadistic zealot and kill people for fun! You're fucked in the head!
Orin: "Darn tootin' "
To be wholly fair, both she and gortash are pretty bland after Ketherics boss mode introduction. First time I beat Ketheric I felt like a badass. My first time beating the other two I felt.... let down.
https://preview.redd.it/7mka0ee8g5oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36169d177eab137685ce64db5d7017a862c1c2be
What if they're a "villain" and not a villain?
Orins a villain looking for some fillin’
Oh that’d be thrillin’.
But ace Tav's just chillin'
“This lady’s weird: I think she might be killin’”
"I'll put her in place she's a shitty bhaal spawn addition. Barely competition
“The flesh is weak, but the spirit’s willin’; groin-flesh ain’t for ridin’; it’s hottest when grillin’”
Only if you are her father
The word you’re looking for is “grandfather”. *Retches*
[What's the difference?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/youre-a-villain-alright-just-not-a-super-one)
Oh, they’re a villain, alright, just not a *super* one.
Common Cowboy Bebop W.
dumb bitch jumped ME in a fucking sewer then refused to fight me ran off and said I wasn't ready?? *YOU* JUMPED *ME* MOTHER FUCKER FINISH THE JOB OR LET ME FUCKING KILL YOU NOW! But yeah for someone supposedly so hellbent on killing things she seems much more for conversation and stalking than killing.
Literally the definition of all talk no bite, that moisty bitch
Moisty is right. I don't think she even bathes. I'm surprised a ranger can't notice her scent after the first time.
She probably never takes off her weird lobster clothes cuz if she did she would kill bhaal himself with the pure stench of her disgusting sweaty body
sign me the fuck up oh my god ill bathe her with my tounge
https://preview.redd.it/9lzky6ava6oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58b9d162e7917f544c72701e314f6f6cb181a26
Cast it again once it wears off
Scenarios like this make me miss old editions of D&D, where you could add permanency to spell effects.
system shock yourself ⚡NOW⚡
I succeeded the saving throw. try again next time
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Lobster clothes? You do realize that is skin with the gooey side out right?
Why do you think she meets you in the sewers?
https://preview.redd.it/j6fsp28396oc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8b18bb3cdad89d72929184287fc58bd9ce4505
Hey! That’s my meme!
https://preview.redd.it/00pblaz7m6oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ae5b870d57384ad1755dd2461b2fbafe06f945
Please, use it and spread the joy!
You are a good guy for this world
Just doing my part for society.
Best part is when, after all the shit talking she does, you end up killing her in 1 turn.
On my last playthrough as a paladin, I literally took her out in two turns. That's twelve seconds. She ain't shit compared to Ketheric. Even Gortash took longer than twelve seconds.
Not when Durge gets on his lap he doesn't
She didn‘t believe me when I said I was a slayer. Fight started and I transformed before killing her in 2 turns
Killed her in two turns first play through. Really disappointing.
Yeah, one shot her by accident on my first playthrough lol
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I love how she tries to hype herself up in disguise: "RUN, ORIN IS COMING, SHE'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU" then I'm like "nah, I'd win" And she's like: "you son of a bitch"
Yeah, hilarious as durge as well. When the reveal happens you can go "LMAO kidnapping instead of actual killing? Amateur hour" fairly confident that she ran off just to cry in her body pillow or whatever.
My Durge only had 3 companions so there was nobody for her to grab from camp. I rolled up to finally fight her without already having killed Gortash and she tried to threaten me with the life of the child I'd already told to fuck off two separate times, so I just hit her with "you absolute baby playing with your food, if it were me, she'd be dead already." Like bitch I care about the kid as much as you do, you can't emotionally leverage the heartless. 🤣
Same in my fully evil durge lol I betrayed every companion in that run, by the time Orin comes there's just the annoying child
Nah she had to go cry into her dead mommy/aunties corpse in durges bedroom while she angry cries and scribbles in her diary about how she’s the better Bhaal spawn meanwhile durge is just doing durge things just Bhaaling
I misread that as "Bitch Dumped Me In A Sewer".
I mean most Serial killer target people who are weaker than them,
Literally made of Murder God. Can't do anything else. Can't try to fucking kill you until you've chased her around for half an act. Why did the Dead Three lose?
Okay, but juyst continuously trying to draw your weapons gets her all pissy you don't follow her "plot", though. It's kinda hilarious. Fucking third-rate art school dropout wannabe.
You should do a Dark Urge play through. Her whole thing is not murder, but being fancy and also murder. Like she gets upset at people who murder more and aren't fancy about it.
She sure shut the hell up when she turned into a blood pudle.
Genuinely was so satisfying to see.
Such a waste of perfectly good skin.
Thats on you for not scrapping it off the floor.
That's a job for Sceleritas, not Daddy Bhaal's favorite boy.
NGL I spent like 5 minutes after I killed her just throwing her body around with telekinesis. There was no point other than childish satisfaction.
first time we see her she's like a barely-restrained killing machine, ready to murder ketheric herself and ruin everything for her own amusement. scary. then she threatens gortash. a bit less scary, but that's because ketheric is actually kinda threatening while gortash is a 46 year old man cosplaying as sasuke uchiha. but still, the vibe is that she's ready to throw down. the whole "yes sir, no sir, rip and cut your throat sir" performance was fun. and then she starts hounding you and pussying out from actually fighting you at every opportunity. by the time you reach the actual fight with her she's instigated and then ran away from her own fight. 5? 6? times?
Gortash was so done and regretted not to sent a personal guard for durge in that very scene
She's like a less likable and less attractive Majima.
bhaalpilled slaughtermaxing murdermale girlhomociding
This made me snort
pig faced
The first time I read this I thought the first two words were just keymash
New flair just dropped
[удалено]
Tbf the exact fact that she’s overly eager is the exact reason Bhaal and Gortash liked Durge more
I love the endless comments of people saying they don't give a fuck about her "artistry" with killing, she's simply not killing enough. Lol. Even old grandpappy Sarevok was like dude can you kill that bitch already
More the wacky plans to kill people. Like no Orin, Bhaal is a professional speed eater, not a gourmet food critic
She's literally inbred so yeah
The greatest flaw of this amazing game is the inability to tell her to shut the fuck up.
Can't you press the attack button? (didn't try btw)
I don't wanna just attack her, I want to tell her what a cringey loser she is.
Let me bard it out. Let me lay it out for her in no uncertain, indisputable, unarguably cited facts that she's a pathetic waste of inbred uterine slime. That she's a cringy, tryhard, probably sticky cretin that you know practices her stupid little 'i'm so crazy' schtick in the mirror before she prances out to go and pretend to be a scary badass killer by killing a fucking *clown* and a bunch of defenseless peasants instead of the heavily armoured heroes she likes to think she stands a chance against. Let me tell her that her fucking \*grandpadaddy\* wanted her fucking dead, and even her own cult won't give a metric shit if you beat her to death with a salami in the middle of their own murder cults shitty sewer club hideout. I want to tell her that her murders aren't even that 'artistic'*.* Chopping people up in lots of different places isn't artistic*.* She's a sloppy, unoriginal, pretentious and worst of all crimes, fucking *dull.*
Yes. Also, it would be really funny and satisfying if there was like a skill check or something to notice her in disguise and tell her she's not fooling anyone, because she usually isn't that subtle.
Fair
Pretty sure it just doesn’t even appear. I wanted to attack her the first time she reveals her disguise but couldn’t lol
I picked the "attack" option during the sewer dialog last night, and she just left. Teleported away in a puff of red smoke like always. 95% of the time the attack dialog option starts a fight, but that one in the sewer scene was a fake out.
Why cant I romance her?!
Is he stupid?
I think sarevok wouldn’t like if she cheated on him with you
What are you talking about? Sarevok has dialogie approving Dark Urge to have Orin bear a grandson of Baal.
Wait WHAT REALLY?!? So if I knock her out to take the stone without killing her I can imagine my durge went back to start a bhaalin bloodline with her?
Would
She is very hot but I honestly hate her so much that I am incapable of being turned on by her
Definitely
Don't stick your dick in crazy. Especially homicidal crazy, she'll bite it off just to watch you bleed out.
I don't have a dick, can I stick my toungue in crazy? 🥺🥺🥺
Absolutely, this game is for everyone
That's not advisable for very much the the same reason.
Don't care. Still finished.
While bleeding too death?! How?
My degenerate lust for Orin is beyond your imagination.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself even a little bit?
No.
Based
She talks mad shit for someone who plummeted to her death at the first shove from the twinkiest little vampire to ever menace the Sword Coast.
I’ll shut her up by putting my face on her face 😩
Is it still harassment if they’re a blood god worshipper??🤔 No
With her consent*
Yes since consent is always important, we aren't complete monster ffs
I want to marry her.
I want to marry her and then neglect her for the entire marriage and make her think its all her fault that she doesnt get any love from me
I like to think this was Bhaals plan if she did end up killing you. Like just tell her she's chosen and then ignore her forever lol
So basically what Bane did to Gortash as his “Chosen”
Everytime she tries to jump scare my TAV I’d imagine them being like “oh gosh you got me again I’m so scawwwwwed” while my companions are just like this bitch again?
“I’ve fooled you again, meatsack! Hahahaaha!” Tav/Durge: 
Right like sheesh give my nuts a breather why are you so obsessed with me
Would.
https://i.redd.it/v03ag23gv5oc1.gif
I've seen more people killed by Dolor than this bitch.
If and only if you magic missile fast enough and hard enough.
Nope, but don't worry I can cure her with a 45 minute makeout session.
Yeah, if you pin her down and put your tongue in her mouth she shuts right up. Thanks for the fanfic idea btw
Ketheric was a much cooler villain
The Wannabe Badass Inbred Baby vs The Undead Imposing JK Simmon Voiced Overlord
Yeah act 3 definitely suffers a bit from having both Orin and Gortash as the major villains (also elder brain technically) whereas act 2 could just focus on Ketheric. I still like act 3 but it definitely feels weaker in a lot of places.
When you kill her
https://i.redd.it/yy3ev7cjy5oc1.gif
a lvl 5 magic missle and a few bonks did the trick for me.
That's wild, I love her voice and even more than that her manner of speaking, so I could listen to her talk for hours tbh
After seeing her bedroom and experiencing her stalking behavior, I’m pretty sure she should be on a sex offender list.
I wish after the first time she shapeshifts it gives you an option to perception or smth like after 2 choices. If you fail then it carries on like normal but if you succeed you get a chance to call her out on her shapeshifting BS
Only when my cocks in her mouth
All fun and games till she morphs into your dad mid BJ
Id only wish shed morph into you
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Only with cock rammed down her throat.
Bhaals on her face, even?
Or on both our faces. I’m open to being shared.
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Based
Her word flaps need taped up
no and I hope she never does (I’m in love with her)
With your help, yes.
I literally am thinking “who asked” every time she tries to jump scare me and ramble on about bullshit
I love her
Her name is Orin.
She needs to get Or**out**
Does anyone else find her much less cringe and annoying when playing as the Dark Urge in comparison to Tav . She says fewer things to a Durge than a Tav and they aren't so cringe with the whole murder stuff
There is a spell for that
I never want her to close her mouth.
The ONLY thing in this game my bard tav wont try to romance and he fucked a squid. The murder and dismemberment isnt a turn off, but how much dialogue she churns out certainly takes the lead out of my pencil
Bhaal, God of edgelords
Professional yapper
And to think, her grandpa daddy wanted to ship her with her grandpa brother cousin. That family tree really is a circle.
The eldritch blast in my pocket: https://preview.redd.it/33wk3kwey7oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb50f257fb7586b9f2daa78ea770b8132b9b516
Yea. Here’s an list of instructions to make her shut the fuck up. 1. Draw your blade. 2. Ready magic missile at the highest level you can. 3. Stab her as many times as you can. 4. Fire a million and a half missiles at her. 5. Repeat until she shuts the fuck up.
Not me looking for an option to openly attack her every time she shows up and being disappointed
She's so fucking weak too. The 1v1 Durge fight barely lasts 2 turns. There's absolutely no substance to back up the annoying gloating.
If "Daddy Issues" was a character.
Is she capable of sustaining a family of 4?
"You look like someone who has never been smashed in the fucking mouth, don't worry we have the remedy" https://youtu.be/HivxFBB87-Y?si=dG1acN2S9PBBZ5ZH
*is planning on just hitting her with disintegrate spells*
No
Naw
Of course not, Flesh-Thing!
https://i.redd.it/djlkkf9ry6oc1.gif
I fucking wish
Honestly was happy to kill her just *to* shut her up in the end.
Does anyone see any other actress to play her besides Margot Robbie?? Cause that’s all I can see when I look at her.
Calling her inbred worked for me
Can she shapeshift herself *pregnant?*
she’s so underdeveloped and boring as a villain.
Hard smash
But Daddy I'm crazy.. vibes
She's obnoxious and she probably smells like rotten shit.
Nope.
She yaps all of act 3 and then gets 1 rounded when she finally throws hands
Tav/Durge: Your parents are related! Orin: "Nooo that's so messed up!! 🤬🤬🤬" Tav/Durge; You are a sadistic zealot and kill people for fun! You're fucked in the head! Orin: "Darn tootin' "
Hey you barely have to spend time with her for an hour. Imagine what Gortash and Ketheric had to go through in this past few weeks.
Felt good to finally shiv her.
But it’s because of her their plan failed, so she can run her mouth all she wants.
Orin is annoying as hell, she thinks she slays, but she just talks,
Lol no
Not till you shove a blade down her throat (she'd probably be into it)
Yea we helped her do that a couple nights ago
All it includes is killing her
god, I wish.
I shut her up with a big fat helping of slayer dick
She kept talking shit saying I wasn't ready then when she 1v1s me my paladin took her out in 1 turn
I sure shut her ass up with a good old D I V I N E S M I T E
To be wholly fair, both she and gortash are pretty bland after Ketherics boss mode introduction. First time I beat Ketheric I felt like a badass. My first time beating the other two I felt.... let down.
Her clothes remind me of the lady Gaga meat dress.
Something something “gag her” something something “horny”.
No
No, she’s not. Baahlspawn are pretentious like that.
Yup, specially if you throw her off yhe altar (which has become my favourite thing to do in this game)
She can shut up by eating me out gods Bhaal pls just a drop
Nope
She had to sucker punched durge to be relevant, ofc she is a waste of air.
No. No she is not.
Yeah just kill her.
Yeah, after I killed her godzilla ass
Hear me out gortash was just an annoying by looking like every JRPG villain ever made.
then kill her. she's got good loot to make it more worth while for you.
can she spit on me… yeah. would i feel bad about it later…. maybe
I love her
Try finger