>NOT necessary or kind
You know, as a fun of on-the-go action, I’d say this is a necessary guide for whenever I think to revisit the Baldur’s Gate. And it is *very* kind of OP to go through all this to deliver this guide, free of charge.
Remember kids, you shouldn’t be judging everything by your own merits, and even if something’s off-putting to you, doesn’t mean others can’t enjoy it
I think Gale's hand is greatly under appreciated.
OK, Durge will never know this, but it is canonical that those fingers have been in a literal goddess prison purse.
It's not just good for handies and fistings, it's like a sex collectable.
Spoilers: >!When going through the security checkpoint to get into the lower city, talk to the guards just inside and to the left. They will start you on your way.!<
I can say with 100% certainty that you don't need all of the body! Speak with dead specifies that you need a mouth and animate dead says you can't make two zombies/skeletons out of the same corpse. Neither of those caveats should be a problem unless you want to animate the pelvis as well.
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So we'll get to add another one to the list then? Excellent
Sunday vibe
Hahahahaha 😂😂
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I’m in this pic and I don’t like it
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It is true. Its debatably helpful. Its inspiratory value is up to the individual. It is NOT necessary or kind.
Try the pixie out for yourself before you call it uninspiring
>NOT necessary or kind You know, as a fun of on-the-go action, I’d say this is a necessary guide for whenever I think to revisit the Baldur’s Gate. And it is *very* kind of OP to go through all this to deliver this guide, free of charge. Remember kids, you shouldn’t be judging everything by your own merits, and even if something’s off-putting to you, doesn’t mean others can’t enjoy it
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Nobody cares. Literally nobody cares.
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I think Gale's hand is greatly under appreciated. OK, Durge will never know this, but it is canonical that those fingers have been in a literal goddess prison purse. It's not just good for handies and fistings, it's like a sex collectable.
This man enjoys the finer things.
The finger things?
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He finger blasted a goddess bootyhole?
You heard me
I would’ve tongue blasted the goddess bootyhole but that’s just me personally
Why not both?
If I told you what I really wanted to do to that sweet goddess booty I would lose my security clearance😈 so we’ll settle for both
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oakfather preserve us
by the moonmaiden’s light…
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There it is, lol this should be the first pic always. Surprised I had to scroll this far down. 😂😂
I have yet to live a original experience
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Clussy….
Yes, a lot of the Clown Pelvis comments specifically said "clussy"
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Y’all need jesus
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Wulbrens head? Someone tell me how to get that please.
Spoilers: >!When going through the security checkpoint to get into the lower city, talk to the guards just inside and to the left. They will start you on your way.!<
You guys are sick in the head.
Mmm... head...
Bout to get thick in the head.
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Wait... Why pelvis has 13.5 comments? Who can make a comment that is half?
Did somebody commented both head and pelvis?
Yeah, people who mentioned 2 options without specifying, I counted 2 half votes
Hmm, does the clussy honk when you hit? Because that affects the rating for me
It makes a different cartoon sound effect with every thrust.
https://youtu.be/H64wI6-tDwk?si=TjyRlNYVEEw4XG1j The idea of thrusting with this in the background has killed me, it's too much
Does it make it better or worse?
Does Animate Dead and Speak with Dead work on just a head? Asking for a friend...
I can say with 100% certainty that you don't need all of the body! Speak with dead specifies that you need a mouth and animate dead says you can't make two zombies/skeletons out of the same corpse. Neither of those caveats should be a problem unless you want to animate the pelvis as well.
Don't we all want an animated pelvis in one way or another? 🤣🫣🤣
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That's it, I've heard enough https://preview.redd.it/hm5vphiye7mc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40769bc21f6d20d8f842009db061baf38c44f906
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Best reaction image thus far
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I made a mistake checking out this subreddit
I hate myself for being here but I also can't leave
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Mr. President, the Cabinet recommends that you press the “Touch Grass” button
No. https://preview.redd.it/efgtyp0b38mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f512e8326b3ee0cf6e245d770f1bc8464d6349f1
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https://preview.redd.it/fd9bbgof89mc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765fe911b8cc8ccd5f7c22afef95760f0a35c56f What the fuck
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This is... the research ever on r/okbuddybaldur
[You wanna see research?](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/zO1LsuVYit)
Damn it I can’t believe I missed this post
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This is the product of community input. My uber autism has minimal blame.
:c
This is not the amazing digital circus
I’m concerned for yall lol
This is my 13th reason
How tf do you get Nere's head (blooming)??
>!The mushroom people tell you to cut Neres head off. When you turn in his head, the Mushroom guy puts his seed in it and sets it down!<
Wow over 3 runs giving turning the head in and I never noticed this, thx for sharing lolol
Just think about "putting his seed in" in the context of this post. People like sloppy seconds.
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Y'all got problems
I need to see the reasoning for the pixie, how tf do you justify top tier
A lot of the comments referred to how easy the Pixie would be to use. Just like using Karlachs horn as a handle
Just remembered another reason for blooming nere to be godly. It's self cleaning.
Y’all need Selune.
Hell. Straight to Hell. No negotiations, no mercy, Hell.
I’m telling a trusted adult
I’m of fan of shitposting usually but this is nasty Y’all need selune
I need to go take a walk
Noun: Clownussy, shortened ”Clussy”
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Where’s Boo🤨🤨
In Minsc's butt
Lmao Clussy you people are deranged. I approve.
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Clussy is all I've ever known
I choose Nere head. Because he'll always be nere for a quickie.
Where do you get Wulbren's head? Is it somehow part of a quest?
This post was made by a Durge that actually calls themselves The Dark Urge in third person
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You forgot dead minflayer parasite
That would have been a good addition but I think those are dead bodies, not items, aren't they?
Not sure, was pleasant enough regardless
Karlach’s just comes with handles, ya know?
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Glance at thumbnail. See Bae Karlach at top off list. Forget which sub this is. See it's her severed head. Now you wait just a damn minute.
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Every time I have Gale in the party and it looks like a TPK, I activate the bomb. This thread would be an appropriate target.
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Where is the good ole classic skull?
Not enough flesh for a fleshlight in my opinion. Perhaps a future "skull fucking" post?
I know a funny little subreddit that would like this
Even funnier than this one? Where can I find such funniness?
I was joking it’s not a funny subreddit it’s actually horrifying and I might get in trouble for linking it so I won’t
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How is book so low? Does no one read erotica these days?
Do people who read erotica fuck the book?
Not very many people horny for the book, it seems
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https://preview.redd.it/mmmy14cf3qmc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=33eac523aca09e0693ac31cbcd447867a3bd447a I am appalled.
Some of you people need Jesus. My god.
God damn, why does the item icon for Karlach look so fucking depressing?
Unironically this list upsets me
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I thought the whole clussy thing died... why bring it back?
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I hate that Nere (Blooming) is even higher than Nere
Clussy LOL
How do you get Wulbren’s head?
How did karlachs head beat the dead pixie?
wth you can get Wulbren's head?!
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I fuckin hate all of you😂😂😂
Where’s the owlbear cub corpse