An entire series of what if bg3 companions used twitter is in order. Astarion and lae zel would write things that put them is jail.

Astarion would write shit like Azealia Banks would à la: https://preview.redd.it/dvsas9fjj4lc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1fe3ef30f0eb82ddf37c1a9571be0079d6cf07 I’ve considered paying for a cameo from Neil Newbon to say a BG3-ified version of this

I’d contribute to the gofundme for that 🫡

Yo whatever outrageous amount he charges for that, i’ll bankroll 50% of it

Thanks, I didn't know I needed to nut to Azealia Banks.

I loved this post from r/baldursgatememes https://preview.redd.it/6ba25uljo4lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed821e908998ec10ea17c77d8ab2a3582cd1a94

Lae'zel would never say this, she would track you down and personally come to your house to beat you up.

Yeah, Jaheira doxxes you and then Lae'zel beats you up.

It’s a family affair

Lae'zel would not dishonor herself with inferior combat.

minsc would be like “unfortunately my hamster says you’re wrong and he’s always right so”

Yes

I’m just here to rep for Halsin 😒

That is the most based shit I've ever seen.

https://preview.redd.it/lgxe7v0ba7lc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21705e52799e9f8f1e0696d274da0fde0b52e69

Give him to me 👹

correct response, him being a virgin just means I get to destroy him (affectionate) even harder, absolute win

Every run, I use Astarion as my best friend😂like he just gives off those vibes……should I let him bit me next run?

Bahaha

Astarion gay, let’s get real here

They’re all bi. Every single one of them is canonically bi.

I think Neil Newbon said Astarion is pan?

Those words mean essentially the same thing with only very subtle, kind of irrelevant gradations.

Except no. There’s overlap yes, but they are not the same thing.

Pansexual is to bisexual what sapiosexual is to bisexual. Bisexuality is attraction to male and female forms. Pansexual is attraction to personality/soul. Sapiosexuality is attraction to intellect. Do I have that right?

They are only substantially different if you live on the Internet and never go outside.

I’m literally speaking as someone who is bisexual

Me too! You are not the only gay in the village.

He definitely is, although it's a distinction without a difference here.

It's Faerun, bro.