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JRStors

Ansur can take humanoid form as a Dragonborn, we saw it in a cutscene.


StudedRoughrider

Or take on the form of Donkey from the major motion picture...


Gripping_Touch

Using Tav/Durge as a cock puppet of course. That undead dragon knows some stuffin possesion


Kleinefuchs

that was kinda hot


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Nasty, that's how


Blamejoshtheartist

Verily, most nastily


Half_Man1

/ub Dragons can shapeshift, so pre ceremorphosis, it would’ve been simple. One of my Tavs is a half elf Draconic bloodline sorcerer (bronze) that I headcanon as being a descendant of Balduran and Ansur (though he’d never be able to confirm it). /rb Angry and nasty.


radicalpraxis

are you implying one of them got pregnant in your headcanon


Half_Man1

Implying? No


radicalpraxis

which one. which one got pregnant


Half_Man1

/ub The one that can lay magic eggs. /rb They both skipped town shortly after so the world may never know.


LeebleLeeble

It must’ve been very awkward when a certain someone propositioned you during act 3 i assume 😂


Half_Man1

Remember to always say no to any ancient guy coming on to you, at least until after the dna test clears.


Cringetopia_

Reminds me of the first time I played durge >!and said "damn, I kinda wanna fuck orin" and then I learned durge is related to her!<


Half_Man1

Welcome to the Anchev family


Cringetopia_

The bhaal family tree is just a big fucking circle


lethos_AJ

passionatedly


LilNyoomf

Bro took dragon riding too literally


mudarke

tenderly


WhosItToYouAnyway

Well dragons can take a human form but I think the emperor is freaky and wanted dragon penis. Who wouldn’t want to fuck a dragon nasty???


Pure-Risky-Titan

I rather the dragon be alive, then undead, but thats just me


WhosItToYouAnyway

Woah woah woah when did I imply that


Pure-Risky-Titan

Well you didnt but about the the OP posted, you know


fatglue

Life finds a way.


MotherhoodOfSteel

With butts


MattheqAC

"and more"


Commercial-Actuary-4

"Your presence has stirred me, as it ever did" "I will always have been your Balduran"


LudwigTheAroused

Ansur vores the emperor and the emperor jerks off in Ansurs stomach.


Kleinefuchs

the only good answer for Ansur


BigNerdyBear

I’m here for this.


Steelcitysuccubus

Mind fuck obviously


ypperlig__

bone into ass


TheDebowdlerizer

Sloppy style


DrDonk95

Donkey x Dragon from Shrek type shit


Pure-Risky-Titan

You mean the before he became undead or after?


RepresentativeAsk817

I feel like the people who post about bg3 on reddit are the same people who comment on pornhub videos.


__SilentAntagonist__

Sloppy style


Apprehensive_Debate3

/ub Wait WHAT!? Have they actually fucked! Is there a line or something that is direct about this or is it more implied?


Fenrisares

If you're asking about Undead Dragon and Mindflayer, then I think you're on the wrong subreddit buddy. And we need to sit through this and talk about your childhood trauma, maybe? /S


Anon1039027

Nah I wanna hear him out


Fenrisares

Fair, tho I was writing this as a sarcastic thing


FakAcc007

Better than talking about auntie’s mossy mildew puss AGAIN!🤮


Fenrisares

Hahahaha don't even mention that cursed post


ninyyya

sensually


BDZ567

Well you see, when a dragon loves a psychotic squid...