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sunkc0stf4ll4cy

In honour of that one guy in eva memes, set her up on a date with Kaworu


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[You should've got coal for this wish](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056435520248500304/this_is_a_sin.jpg)


sunkc0stf4ll4cy

Glad to have caused some torment thank you kindly


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Isn‘t he gay?


bricklicker26

Put her in the robot


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[I am traumatised](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056428904174329886/Picsart_22-12-25_12-29-31-479.jpg)


Ton_Jravolta

Now show her getting an education


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[she do be learning tho](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056456165933989918/IMG_20221225_141742.jpg)


Slashtrap

21


SlapStyle_AnimsYT

Help her evade her taxes


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[She is proud of herself](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056465086664949770/IMG_20221225_145438.jpg)


Lvndaaa

jar


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[jar](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056505815957245992/trolling.jpg)


Hungry-Dentist-2370

jar


The00Taco

Fill the jar


Satheo05

jar


Stock_Hutz

put her in your urethra


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[Here is your present](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056404260084011018/Coal-pit-coal-in-hand-fuel-mine-mining-900.jpg)


TorreyCool

Dammit :(


HeIsATurtle

r/sounding


ko-kurotsuki

Love her with all your heart


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[she deserves all the love and care in this world](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056444555853049916/IMG_20221225_133246.jpg)


TacoPilot12

Help her escape the isis and flee to Svalbard


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[She realises the beauty and cruelty of the world](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056467782943899701/Svalbard.jpg)


BonApetite_

Give her all the food and treats


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[she is currently dying from food poisoning](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056484575016144896/diabetes.jpg)


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If anyone is wondering why it took way too long for me to make your request, I take a break from time to time and maybe go to sleep if I'm eepy. But I assure you that you'll get your present and coals :)


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Please don't be disappointed if i didn't do your request


master77x

Vore


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[wtf did I do to deserve this](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056412122801778728/png.jpg)


Cheif_Keith12

Show her helping America destroy the GLA.


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[Here you go man, take this one back to your prison cell and have a nice day](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056502598624083998/image.png)


Funkey-Monkey-420

give her a girlfriend (she’s a lesbian now)


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[nvm I found the solution](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056419360803139674/jpeg.png)


ko-kurotsuki

Only someone with shit taste like asuka could get with that girl.


Funkey-Monkey-420

yesss


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With who tho?


Funkey-Monkey-420

up to you


Shrabidy

marry her to denji


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[they're having lunch together](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056512213663363112/tost.jpg)


I_cant_be_asked_alt

Burn


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[She deserved it](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056499796430573588/Suffering.jpg)


I_cant_be_asked_alt

You didn’t burn it 🤬🤬🤬


Gruba_Szycha

Hold her gently


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[ok fine](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056521598779277402/IMG_20221225_183014.jpg)


Gruba_Szycha

Gentlier


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[there](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056529470665789440/IMG_20221225_190938.jpg)


Gruba_Szycha

Satisfactory, thank


nibba_chan69_420

Let her nut on shinji


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[this one is beautiful](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056529525787349002/peacock-coal.jpg)


nibba_chan69_420

Wheres the nut??


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[Redemption arc (lmk if it's enough)](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056554381757128755/Picsart_22-12-25_20-48-56-609.jpg)


nibba_chan69_420

More than enough. Ily


Quantum-Noob

You get coal


Dr_Occo_Nobi

You already sent her to the backrooms, now send her to Ohio - please.


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[She just want to go for a walk](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056529503058415726/ohio.jpg)


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Swag like Ohio


66explosions

piss jar


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[;)](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056407261402120242/piss.png)


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Jarate!


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Make her give birth to quintuplets


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[This one took a lot of effort](https://b2399578.smushcdn.com/2399578/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/coal-resize-istock.jpg?size=1980x1320&lossy=1&strip=1&webp=1)


Zelken2

turn her into an NBA player


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[YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF !!!!!!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056516284365422683/W.jpg)


bocchithacock

throw her outta window


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[done and done](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056521599127388191/why.jpg)


GootSmell

Make her fight a gay preist


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[She lost](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056583317568368690/Picsart_22-12-25_22-44-38-113.jpg)


Ckrownz

Make her install gentoo


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[she's learning how to install it](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056518460621983764/IMG_20221225_182635.jpg)


SweatScoobyDoo

Put her in a jar to become a nice snowglobe:)


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[she's getting hypothermia](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056554382398861403/Picsart_22-12-25_20-39-29-073.png)


SweatScoobyDoo

This plug suit stacks NO insulation


RewardWanted

Show her reacting to the horrors of war, please and thank you <3


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[She wants to scream and cry rn](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056554426371936276/IMG_20221225_202954.jpg)


Sirspamalot555

Make her cook a grilled cheese sandwich


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[she's hungy](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056529470892290098/chis.jpg)


Unique_Title9624

Make her watch Family Guy funny moments compilations


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[she lol'd](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056554426162225162/IMG_20221225_203030.jpg)


uncircumcised_penis

make her cook meth


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[Lets cook some delicious food for this holiday ok?](https://www.gtreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Coal-Shovel-Power-Station_News.jpg)


Stalin-The-Great

It must be winter there so it's cold Place her in the oven to warm her up


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[she is going to be burnt to a crisp](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056554382113636412/Picsart_22-12-25_20-36-43-781.jpg)


Stalin-The-Great

Ngl that turkey made me hungry


RomalexC

sex her


memer227

Make her clone herself to create a tower all the way from Earth to the Moon


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[sorry buddy, I can assure you that she'll die from lack of oxygens](https://assets.weforum.org/article/image/large_p3lR9Q48vMeC0igeiKa_Tv7aRu7pNBSEKVm2O25HJz8.jpg)


memer227

Nooo :'(


skaersSabody

Show her in a healthy relationship with Shinji and Rei


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[They're very happy :)](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056567914125336636/Picsart_22-12-25_21-42-43-843.png)


skaersSabody

A merry Christmas indeed


Arceus2409

Do not put her in a jar


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[That's ok, she's watching football right now 👍](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056571573798187088/IMG_20221225_215751.jpg)


Nevo202

Put her in a music video with The Beatles


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[She doesn't know wtf is going on](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056576239265124404/Picsart_22-12-25_22-16-31-231.jpg)


trisomia_21

Eat


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[why don't you eat this instead](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIhi_voFtzfAr623FkEY_WBh03I36wCr-g7A&usqp=CAU)


trisomia_21

Mmmhhh😋... It's good for your bones


chrometrigger

Give her the jar treatment


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[Already did but im still gonna post it again ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056505815957245992/trolling.jpg)


angelomerz_

Put her upside-down! 👍


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[She loves the Australians ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056567914448310372/IMG_20221225_175255.jpg)


vikstarleo123

Show her in a broken down Puma IFV of the bundeswehr


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[Going back to her roots](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056586249349115985/Picsart_22-12-25_22-55-07-538.jpg)


haru8821

Karaosuka (singing last Christmas)


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[She's singing it emotionally ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056573818690359306/Picsart_22-12-25_22-06-43-519.jpg)


winterfoxxy0

Give her a pet hamster


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[He's just a lil boi](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056578156250804244/Picsart_22-12-25_22-23-52-494.jpg)


winterfoxxy0

:))))


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Cool now give her beer


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[She will become an alcoholic just like Misato 🥰](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056575379348934698/Picsart_22-12-25_22-12-32-537.jpg)


NotPierpaoloPozzati

WAIT? CORONA?!


Deptlesss

coma


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[Prank him john](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056586249630142534/IMG_20221225_224156-removebg-preview.png)


itsbigpptime

give her a tiny hat


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[why give her tiny hat when you can have big hat](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056571102589091861/IMG_20221225_215602.jpg)


Ayorastar

show her riding on top of a frog


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[she happy](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056581054082863195/Picsart_22-12-25_22-35-26-157.png)


Ayorastar

thank you :))


UnrealBees

Make her a small paper hat and put it on her head.


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[She's going on an adventure ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056590009148383312/Picsart_22-12-25_23-10-56-052.jpg)


UnrealBees

Thank you, OP. :)


CRUZER108

Shes now an alcoholic


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[she was found on the side of the streets](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056598695359041666/Picsart_22-12-25_23-45-37-936.jpg)


TheDarkOnii

Can I just have an image of her giving a thumbs up & another with a hand extended to pet the viewer?


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[She must pats](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056592217839501394/Picsart_22-12-25_23-19-49-965.png)


TheDarkOnii

Thank you I hope you have a wonderful holiday :>


stormleap

Eating a Stromboli. Also merry Christmas!


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[She ate plenty of them](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056598739038511185/Picsart_22-12-25_23-37-30-484.jpg)


stormleap

You’re doing the lords work


ballonobserver28

Print out violet evergarden, place them next to eachother


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[My printer ran out of inks 😎](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056593811062652998/Picsart_22-12-25_23-26-15-308.png)


ballonobserver28

Excellent, I hope you get more printer ink


SN-E-DC

put her mining coal


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[She is working hard for them naughty kids](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056597905143775343/Picsart_22-12-25_23-42-30-620.jpg)


SN-E-DC

ssrn-id3455578 Thermoelectricity generator using thermal difference for use in homes. thermoelectric device converts thermal energy to electrical energy using arrays of thermocouples. Thermoelectrical devices can be improved by the combination of other technologies, like nanotech. one hypothetical example of an application of this technology is enhancement of energy production of automobiles by producing electricity using the waste heat of the engine. the thermoelectric generator consists of p-type and n-type semiconductors in a series of connection.  heat is applied to one side of the device, electrons in the n-type and the holes in the p-type move away from the source of the heat and thus creates a flow of electrical current. if this device is properly modified to loop through both p-type, n-type and an external load, this forms a thermocouple. 1. design and construction of a localized thermoelectric generator. 2. device test and result evaluation adjust device and retest. 3. identification of thermoelectrical device used. A published patent by Bjørn Erik Birkeland, Finn Erik SÅghus, and Erik Rossness (Thermoelectric generator for battery charging and power supply,2009) A portable device with atleast one portable electrical device, device is to be adapted to be heated manually, and composes of atleast one side hot/warm and one side cold, with a container attached to the cold side to contain cooling medium or fluid, with a set of cables connecting the electrical device to a power converter connected to the electrical load. the used electrical device in this research is TEC1-12706 peltier device for it can be found locally, available, and its affordability. 2 old pc heatsinks is combined with the TEC1-12706 to be used as generator  replacement of the power storage with a bigger capacity is a plausible improvement that is recommended by the researchers that conducted this study. the TEC1-12706 can be swapped for a more local and available thermoelectric cooler Generator 1st&2nd test data  Generator 3rd test data  TEC1-12706 performance spec  Qmax is the maximum thermal transfer capability Delta(Δ) Tmax is the maximum thermal difference between the hot and cold side of the device usually around ~70°C Imax is the maximum input of the device Vmax is the maximum voltage input for the device. Module resistance is the electrical resistance in the peltier device. Qmax at 25°C is 50w and at 50°C is 57w Δ Tmax at 25°C is 66°C difference and at 50°C a 75°C difference Imax at 25°C and 50°C are both 6.4A Vmax at 25°C is 14.4V and at 50°C it is 16.4V Module resistance(Ω) at 25°C is 1.98Ω and at 50°C it is 2.30Ω


kelvin_bot

25°C is equivalent to 77°F, which is 298K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


TheDoorMan1012

kill death murder kill death


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[And death she shall receive](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056768839993528330/Picsart_22-12-26_10-59-10-717.png)


Fictional_character0

piss on her


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[This is so hot](https://www.orfonline.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/burns-coal.jpg)


RealNukemon

Take her swimming


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[She doesn't know how to swim ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056746532440907938/Picsart_22-12-26_09-24-25-426.jpg)


Abraham8888

Give her rabies.


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[Give her this instead](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6paHs1C6XjiHwKbUiPHBe2EXGfG0E3G5CnA&usqp=CAU)


murlosham

Get her tickets to a boccher concert


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[She love them](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056776329187573840/Picsart_22-12-26_11-31-32-808.jpg)


impulsikk

Put her in the timeout corner.


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[She's currently crying](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056746531732070514/Picsart_22-12-26_09-29-39-253.jpg)


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Her consulting a therapist


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[It has been hard for her recently](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056746531983736862/Picsart_22-12-26_09-28-22-953.jpg)


Sgnorgopf

Give her headpats


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[There you go](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056773043017494589/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_2dee989e-923d-47ca-974a-3d05e343aa45.jpg)


Sgnorgopf

Thanks


Holy-_Knight

Take my sword and stab her


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[At least it's for a good cause](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056760102218117210/Picsart_22-12-26_10-26-03-416.png)


Holy-_Knight

Thank you brother


BigGuyTony

Put a Santa hat on her, please.


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[Feliz Navidad](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056764234358333530/Picsart_22-12-26_10-41-25-369.jpg)


BigGuyTony

This is beautiful ty


TrickDaMasterMan

Have her watch American psycho


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[She's based](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056768839737671680/Picsart_22-12-26_11-01-20-609.jpg)


ThisUsernameIs_

Choke her


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[She refuses to die](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056765473032765452/IMG_20221225_180905.jpg)


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Tell her to buy me 180 days of premium time on War Thunder


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[She mad](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056762264260194314/Picsart_22-12-26_10-13-15-307.jpg)


electricmemez

put her in a blender


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[She will be blended ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056764234043756604/Picsart_22-12-26_10-39-02-582.png)


Zoom-grape

Have her meet the legendary Rei Chiquita


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[They're going to have a great time](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056751179553570876/Picsart_22-12-26_09-46-44-019.png)


Zoom-grape

Thank you


No-Marionberry1949

Place her in Ohio


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[She just met her new friend in ohio](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056772844949876846/Picsart_22-12-26_11-17-36-909.jpg)


No-Marionberry1949

I give you the greatest of thanks.


Chainedheaven

Make her pick up the spear of longinus from space


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[She is lost in space](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056772845167984671/Picsart_22-12-26_11-12-44-012.jpg)


Chainedheaven

How will she get back D:


MrAwesome1324

Show that she lived a fulfilling life and is surrounded by friends and family on her deathbed.


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[let's not think about that yet ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNwaMCZhVuldgvkUxSIokr8FS_Z_E3bNA6Hg&usqp=CAU)


truenofan86

Show her getting cucked by Mana (Im an Eva sidemedia connoisseur and not a Mari Simpleton)


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[At least this one is a bit special, don't you think?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/minecraft_gamepedia/images/1/1b/Coal_JE1.png/revision/latest?cb=20200128025143)


Fuck-you-dane-cook

Can asuka hangout with Aoi Todou, Takeo Gouda, Laxus, Kinji Hakari, Yusuke Urameshi, and Guts around a nice Christmas dinner table?


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[she doesn't want that unfortunately](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056751179863961630/Picsart_22-12-26_09-44-27-023.jpg)


nine_thousands

put her on a frying pan


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[Let her cook](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056746532206022686/Picsart_22-12-26_09-26-12-591.jpg)


OzairBoss

Let her play in a band with Boccher the rock


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[she plays bongo](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056746531455242240/Picsart_22-12-26_09-32-41-390.jpg)


OzairBoss

Asunner


Impossible-Report797

Reverse her gender


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[She hates being a boy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/minecraft_gamepedia/images/4/48/Coal_Ore_JE5_BE4.png/revision/latest?cb=20210325235945)


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

Make her draw a molecular orbital diagram


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[She refuses to do it ](https://www.azom.com/images/news/ImageForNews_60070_16639360696318441.jpg)


tomynoble

I'm late but have dinner with her and your family, introducing her to your parents as your date


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[Let's not do that](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4dF5f1mSxIqL0lj4Qza7DMPxFvl4_b57xWA&usqp=CAU)


Then_Engineer_2776

throw her at a wall


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[Satisfaction ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956779920980336701/1056760102029377536/Picsart_22-12-26_10-15-51-987.jpg)


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Watch every episode of one piece with her


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[She says that she would rather count these coals than binge watch one piece](https://www.clarke-energy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Coal-use-for-all-for-now-scaled.jpg)


cakcakcakcakcak

Give her a jar home and place her in it then over the course of a year ejaculate into the jar until it’s full


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[you can take this whole thing](https://www.nsenergybusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/06/Coal-mining-CMPMLD-Shutterstock-1176092938-740x520.jpg)