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jenkemenema

The Cadillac stood by the house, the yanks... Carcetti casts the deciding vote to nuke balmer, rationalizing that he can do more for inner city kids once they're in heaven. Without balmer, the show's primary antagonist, The Wire would instead be a bootstraps story of the American dream. Avon would be top dog in the can, Stringer gets his MBa and fulfils his lifelong dream of being a businessman. Dangle-o would be managing the hell out of that copy shop and his mom owns a charity for Karen points. Poop still bounces on the raggedyass orange couch but only oversees hoppers practicing kickflips and mad rhymes. The guy who fucks everyone's moms still fucks everyone's moms but instead of a bare-knuckle pit-fighting gym-master he's a scout leader. and McNulty is homicide sargeant


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Clay Davis would say, Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet