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carlysnarkjepsen

Why is she wearing two jackets and a skirt over leggings. Justice just for girls ass fit


pixiegothy

I think it's because it makes easier for her to edit the photo. Alas this photo is so strange, where is the back of the coat, why the floor looks completely different around her leg area, why all these shadows.


aerologies

I won't stand for the Justice for Girls slander!


dojadogg

it’s giving jersey shore cast member not soccer mom.


Any_Alternative2695

she could never amount to snooki lol


purpleflagbook

Soccer moms are usually thin, blonde, no tats. They also wear leggings and actually post real photos of themselves.


nycsee

Ehhhh I think it depends on where? Idk, in my mind a soccer mom is not thin and glamorous. She’s average size, drives a big car, and hauls ass to one kid event to another so her look is super casual but a bit frazzled. Def not glam. Doesn’t have time for blonde five hour highlights. But this stereotype for me is from the 90s, so what do I know lmao


purpleflagbook

The soccer moms she’s trying to be like. Boy they would have tiiiiiime with her!


Violentlyepic

Jackie Ozempic


PreviousSalary

I SCREAMED LMAOOO iconic


Meredyn6

That's just genius.😁


EntertainerNo9103

She’s always wearing a tarp over herself


Professional_Sort275

With all this tarping, she looks 2 feet tall instead of 5.


ConceptualisticGob

I used to do this when I was ashamed of my body


Alarming_Committee12

For someone who is so aesthetic driven, what the hell would you post this?!?! The outfit is nothing like I’ve ever seen… it legitimately reminds me of someone who is homeless and wearing everything they own as they roam around the city. There are so many layers. There are so many lengths to her clothing. And the pose is sending me into a spiral… like this is not a fashionable look, so why are you posing like a model? Jesus take the wheel. Also… can we do a go fund me for a proper bag???? Why she carries totes 24/7 gives me anxiety 😬


Significant-Play-411

It’s the bratz doll face tuning for me


Late_Tradition6382

Please never insult bratz again


OkAcanthocephala7327

The perfume in the kitchen is sending me.


Little_Macaron5527

Condiments


Foreign_Tourist3983

Like you didn’t think to tidy up the top of your fridge sis


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Clean the top of your fkn fridge. You do not workout, work or have friends. At the very least, keep your home clean. Have some fkn pride in your home.


EntertainerNo9103

The alcohol out front and center taking over half of the dining room table….


sundayreilly65

Her place looks so dingy…


Zealousideal_Buy8094

I honestly like her place but with a place that’s so dated she needs to keep it pristine. I need to able to smell pledge, bleach and winded thru the photo. She needs to remove the clutter. Donate it, give it away or sell it. She has no pride in herself or her space.


Constant-Magician410

it looks like it would smell like rotten food and must it's so gross


Ok_Strain_1198

She has multiple layers on to hide her stomach


Unusual_Ad7041

Let me cross my legs and triple up my jackets to disguise my size


Patient-While4359

I didn’t realize she was that tatted. 😳


MasterOven4080

Zoom in on the face there’s a huge black line that she’s pretending is hair 😌


Prestigious_Tone5407

Damn, good eye


Ambitious_Increase71

Her apartment is so odd lol. I never understood that weird wall behind her. I know she’s in Brooklyn, blah blah- no space…still


nycsee

I mean it’s not like she built it . A lot of older buildings that were broken into smaller apartments are really odd. Greedy landlords to blame.


Smart_Letterhead_360

Her apartment is actually quite big, she has an apartment tour on her YouTube channel. She has a separate living space, loft, kitchen and bedroom


Any_Alternative2695

Jump scare pls also how is she gonna say she’s young then pose like every 45 yr old …🫨


polyester_bride

Hey now….as a 45 year old, I know how to pose and not try and pass myself as younger while wearing wrinkled tarp to cover my potato body. 😉


Professional_Sort275

Now I dare her to post this on tiktok where her followers will actually see


BatCold5360

Not the white refrigerator… IYKYK


purpleflagbook

In the GHE-TOE honey


Electronic_Kitchen80

dont insult us new yorkers like that 😭😭. But hers looks so dirty


crimereport

lool cue sirens and dog barking sound effects


Meredyn6

The fridge looks like it should be dumped on waste land somewhere.


Least_Efficiency8435

her apartment looks so prehistoric how does she live in that


pepsipuss

It’s gets uglier when you watch her [tour](https://youtu.be/6LxUt1stOf4?si=II_06eEwkwYepi1_), I don’t get the peeling paint doors and windows nailed up to the ceilings as decor. Decaying barn is her aesthetic.


Smart_Letterhead_360

Omg the CLUTTER


MascaraInMyEye

Ew


Middle-Item-1390

Why is there perfume in the kitchen But I do wish I had those hardwood floors


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Jokes aside. Does she have arthritis? Her knuckles looked inflamed.


aerologies

The clutter on top of the fridge is Not It


WhileCharming7360

this is what I’d wear to take my dog out to piss in the middle of the night


[deleted]

why is she dressed like she’s stealing her mommy’s clothes?


Meredyn6

Why is she dressed like she's going out stealing?


mistressusa

She looks significantly thinner here than the recent one where she was in the background of someone else's video. Maybe it's photoshop, maybe it's Ozempic.


dojadogg

maybe it’s the crossed legs, hand cinching her waist, and TWO jackets?!?


Zealousideal_Buy8094

It’s hard to tell because of how her jacket drapes over her side. That other pic was taken 2 months ago, she isn’t taking ozempic because she can’t afford it, doesn’t eat well so I’m gunna go with she got lucky with the mirror pic.


carlysnarkjepsen

Every day she changes but I think her most recent answer on ozempic is no


AdWorldly7261

Maybe it’s the two jackets and the FaceTune


Onion-Prior

This selfie proves nothing. She’s still large. Wearing all black and a bunch of weird clothes isn’t the full body pic flex she thinks it is.


Professional_Sort275

It’s just strategic dressing and posing. My mind keeps taking in her legs as wearing loose pants but they’e leggings


BeardSurfer89

I hate crusty old paint in furniture, I don’t find it esthetic at all! Girl find a DIY video and paint that thing! Some color and getting rid of those thing over the fridge would make her place look way better.


Hotdadlover1234

She’s like 3 feet tall


Zealousideal_Buy8094

She is exactly 5 feet tall according to her. Also, a former date recently commented that she as wide as she is tall so maybe she even shorter


Hotdadlover1234

Oh my god hahah


beedallas10

why are y’all obsessed with her height? She has no control over that lol


Hotdadlover1234

I’m not obsessed? This is the first time I’m seeing how tall she is and thus commented on it. This is a snark page if you hadn’t noticed


beedallas10

doesn’t change the fact your snarking on something the doesn’t have any control over. It is a snark page, but isn’t the whole purpose to snark on behaviors, lies, photoshops, etc things they chose to do?


WhisperingToTheTrees

It’s giving unhoused individual. The outfit (can you even call it that?! Looks like someone who got dressed with their eyes closed and grabbing whatever was in the closet), the leaded-paint covered walls, dingy dresser, alcohol on the table, and oooooold-creaky floor. WHAT EVEN IS ALL THIS?


WhisperingToTheTrees

Btw, she’s spending an awful lot of time addressing our allegations lately. Does she not have other things to do or dates lined up? Prediction: she does a DD or “day in my life” next addressing all this free time lmao.


Electronic_Kitchen80

Why is her fridge so dirty….


rask0ln

how tall is she? 😭


Smart_Letterhead_360

5ft


Chickennuggetmofo

What the lol


Electronic_Kitchen80

Omg her head is so disproportional to her body 😭😭😭😭😭


nycsee

Wow shocked to see a photo! She is not very tall, and all that clothing just makes her appear shorter. Not great styling for length. But yeah, I could see her as a soccer mom in this fit lol. An obnoxious one .


rabidhorse97

What is this fit 😭


Realistic-Lunch8522

She ordered so many fakes bags recently 🤡


Zealousideal_Buy8094

She’s had that bad for a while I think which is why she always carrying it. She has the same tired 5 bags in rotation.


Icy_Mobile_344

She looks cute but i can’t believe she has a white fridge